86_86322The screams were accompanied by the sound of hitting and undulating in the air, and ordinary people could only see me squatting, covering my head and fleeing in a hurry in the room.

It took a long time to beat me before Chubby Paper felt relieved and let me go.

"Mr. Chen, what are you ......" Xiaoping looked at me after standing up, her eyes full of astonishment. Even without a mirror, I knew I was swollen like a pig's head.

"I was just careless, I was beaten by a dog, yes, it's a dog...... Ouch" Before the words were finished, my head hurt again, and the little chubby paper ears were very keen, and quickly flew out and struck the back of my head.

"Dead fat paper, I was wrong, it's not okay to be wrong." Covering my head and humming hatefully, I turned to Xiaoping with a blue nose and swollen face, "Let's continue, continue to summon spirits." ”

"The name has been circled on the book of life and death, and it is difficult for mortals in the world to summon souls" Just when I was about to do it again, the confused man suddenly looked at Li Fei on the bed, and said in a daze: "It's useless, his soul has been out of his body for too long, and Yama has already drawn his name on the book of life and death, don't believe it, you put up the peep flag and take a look." ”

The peeping flag is a formation flag, and the Taoist priest uses the yellow flag to peek at the will of heaven, if the flag falls, it means that the will of heaven has been determined, and the caster cannot go against the sky.

This is indeed true, and all those who have been named by the king of Yama in the book of life and death. is destined to be taken away by black and white impermanence, and at this time, it is useless to build a paper bridge to continue life. Now that the confused man said this, he obviously sentenced Li Fei to death. But I still didn't believe it, and began to summon spirits again, only this time, I put up the peeping flag, and at the very moment when the incantation was pronounced, the flag erected on the incense burner shattered without warning.

As it turned out, he was right!

"Brother Tu, what should we do now?" Taking advantage of the fact that the confused man was now sober, I hurriedly discussed with him about countermeasures.

At this moment, Li Fei's soul, which was wandering around the house, suddenly turned around and wanted to walk outside the house. The confused man's face was paralyzed, his expression was stunned, but his tone was very hurried: "Quick, take him away, his soul is going to the City God Temple." ”

I was taken aback, reacted quickly, and used the demon robe on my body as a magic weapon, and recited a spell to collect Li Fei's soul. The city god and the land are both the places that lead to the underworld, that is, the entrance to the underworld, and the soul reports to the underworld, or the underworld and the underworld from the underworld to the yang, all in the Chenghuang Temple and the Land Temple.

"Brother Tu, what should I do now?" After I put my clothes away, I asked the fool again.

The confused man squinted his eyes and replied with a yawn, "We're going to deceive the ghost, after the deception, he will live a few more years." ”

I was so surprised that I asked, "Fool, how do you deceive?" ”

The confused man said, "Ask him, don't ask me." I said, "Who is he?" The confused man pointed to himself: "He's me." ”

I said, "Then you can just sue me directly." The fool said, "I don't know, I'm going to ask him." ”

Me: You didn't mean ...... Is he you?

The confused man stared at me incredulously: "He is him, I am me, how can he be me?" I don't understand, didn't you just say, "He's you?" The confused man nodded: "Yes, he is me, but I am not him." You can't even figure out such a simple question, you are stupid. ”

"Who the fuck am I stupid!" I jumped up in anger, my whole body was about to collapse, and if I continued like this, the friendship would come to an end, would I still be able to have a good chat?

"Oh, then I'll go ask him." The fool didn't play with the guilt of my innocent and fragile little heart, and with a plop, he fell back into the chair and fell asleep.

The snoring sound fell to the rocks, and I sat on the side of the chair helplessly and sighed! When this thing finally didn't get confused, it contracted schizophrenia.

Seeing Xiaoping's uneasy and uneasy eyes, looking at me who didn't dare to approach, I hurriedly relieved: "It's okay, when he sleeps, we can find a way to cure your husband." ”

"Master Chen, how can your friend look like a madman." Xiaoping looked at the confused bastard, and ran behind me with trepidation, for crazy people, people are naturally afraid of ghosts, just like they are born afraid of ghosts.

"Hehe, he's like this, it's normal to wake up......" In fact, my inner answer was: "Yes, you're right, he's a crazy person, and if you talk to him, you will want to strangle him to death." ”

The friendship was in danger of coming to an end at any time, and the conjuring spirit was in a predicament, so I had to put away the magic weapon and the talisman and wait for him to wake up.

Although the conversation with the confused guy can entangle people to death, I vaguely have some guesses that "he" may be the confused ...... that night.

"Sister Ping, what's your child's name?" After a long wait, I turned my attention to Hua Po's grandson.

Jade waist bones, Tianshi eyes, no matter how you look at this child's face, he is a rich and noble person with outstanding articles.

Xiaoping pulled the child over, touched the child's head, and showed a kind smile from her mother: "Come, Xiaobao, hurry up and see Mr." ”

Xiaobao looked at me timidly, blinked his big clear eyes, and cautiously called out to me: "Hello sir." ”

Since Li Fei's soul was freed from the painting by me, Xiaobao and Xiaoping obviously no longer have the uncomfortable feeling on their bodies, but Xiaobao's bones and face should not be in the barren environment they are today. I couldn't figure it out, so I asked about Xiaobao's eight characters.

Xiaoping recalled slowly and methodically, and reported my child's birthday to me. I made a birth fate on the paper, and I calculated carefully, and finally I had an eyebrow.

This child is not inexpensive, but he only got lucky after he was 10 years old, and there was still a catastrophe before that, and after the difficulty of the catastrophe passed, the Xingyao Guardian Palace corresponding to the life personality would appear in life.

And the child should not be in Fengyang Town, Fengyang is the place where the eagle strikes the sky, and the child is a dragon born in the winter of the year of Ren. In numerology, every five years old is a small luck, ten years of a big luck, before twenty, this child can only be regarded as a snake, has not yet turned into a dragon. In Fengyang, where the eagle soars, it will naturally be punished by the earth's transportation.

"Wenchang is in his life, and when he is in Dingsi, the nobles are fellow villagers, and the triple snake and horse are coming and going towards the golden steps of the Steel Jade Palace." Looking at the life paper in my hand, I smiled leisurely.

"Master Chen, what are you talking about...... What fellow countrymen. Xiaoping was puzzled by this term, but she still cared about her child's life.

"Wenchang is fateful, saying that the star of Wenchang will accompany your child's life, and Kwai Shui is talking about the child's day, but you don't have to care about these details. In the second half of the sentence, the three snakes and horses are going to and from the golden steps of the steel jade hall to the golden steps of the jade hall, which is the golden luan hall in ancient times. ”

I believe that as long as you are not stupid, you can probably understand the obscure meaning of my words, and most of the people who can set foot on the Jinluan Palace are extraordinary, which is enough to show that this child's life is noble. But I didn't say it too obviously, because I was afraid that the child would be proud of his eight characters when he became sensible in the future.

Although Xiaobao's guardian star is Wenchang, Wenchang is accompanied by a "stagecoach", which means to leave the hometown and travel far away, which is also in line with the child's life and the luck of Fengyang Town. This child is a dragon out of the water, in Fengyang Town, it is a dragon trapped in the quagmire and played by eagles, and out of Fengyang, it is the dragon for nine days. I explained with a smile: "That's why this kind of eight characters is called Wenchang Luma." ”

"That's true, thank you, thank you." Any mother likes to listen to her child's good words, and after listening to my explanation to the child, Xiaoping got carried away with joy and fell into excitement and joy.

I'm hesitating to make it clearer, in addition to leaving his hometown, the more important thing is to leave his ancestors, although Qinggui has the right to live a lifetime, but for his family, he always gathers less and leaves more. To put it mildly, it is to be indifferent to one's own family.

But looking at Xiaoping's joyful mood, I moved my mouth and still didn't say it, I couldn't bear to destroy it.

As I hesitated, the confused man woke up faintly, interrupted by a long yawn.

The confused man said: "Hurry up and prepare something, I got the news, Niu Tou Ma Mian is coming over tonight, let's trick him first." ”

…… How can this sound so awkward, as if there is your spy in the underworld, and you know very well when the bull head and horse face will come to hook the soul