"Sister Chang'e, Sister Chang'e, Sister Chang'e!" The king Zeus heard Bao Zheng say that Sister Chang'e went to work on the moon, knowing that the moon was a difficult place to reach, because Sister Chang'e was so beautiful, as for the king Zeus, he was completely soulless, and even died without regrets to leave his body alone, let his wish go with his soul, and look for Sister Chang'e who was far away in the moon.

To say a word of conscience, as a man, who doesn't want to fight hard for the beauty they like? How many men in the world just die with a smile and no regrets.

"Chang'e, Chang'e, Chang'e!" The soul of Zeus, the king of heaven, looks like a small bird flying in the sky from a distance, sometimes so small that it can only be seen as a fly.

(If it's a TV series, you can use a close-up photo, it's a real person.) ）

I don't know if it's true or not, saying that Zeus, the king of heaven, is the cub of the queen mother, or a nephew, and they are always very close.

The soul of Zeus, the king of heaven, flew in the sky, but it scared those little sparrow gods half to death. There was a little finch in charge, just like the father-in-law of the land, so he quickly flew in front of the queen mother to report: "The queen mother, the queen mother, the king of heaven is not willing to give up again, flying everywhere in the sky, and scaring me and other little finches to death. ”

"What's the reason?" The Queen Mother was about to take a nap at this time, and when she heard the news from the little bird god, she was a little shy and pulled a piece of cloth to cover her old fat meat, rubbed her eyes that had just woken up, and asked.

Can you imagine, who is the Queen Mother? In today's words, she is a noble lady, graceful and luxurious, and her body is like a hippopotamus.

Of course, no matter how fat the Queen Mother is, her magic is still not ordinary. Stealth and dreaming are her best skills. The so-called dreaming is to put you asleep first and then put yourself into your dream, telling you to complete a task for her, or something that should be done. And there can only be obedience, there is no compromise at all.

You say, in this world, whether it is a human or a ghost. Or is it God, who does not eat by his own ability?

(The Queen Mother, the legendary goddess.) Originally, it was a strange god in charge of plagues and punishments, but it gradually became feminine and gentle in the process of transmission. And become the goddess of old age and kindness. Legend has it that the Queen Mother lived in the Yao Pond of Kunlun Mountain, and there were peaches planted in the garden, which could be eaten to live forever. It is also known as the Golden Mother, the Golden Mother of Yaochi, and the Queen Mother of the West. ）

"Queen Mother, the little bird god doesn't know what happened to the Heavenly King, because his divine throne is too big. We don't even dare to lean on his side. The Queen Mother, you also know that the little god doesn't go to the side of the big god, and the big god wants to come to the side of the small god, either nine deaths or one life. The little finch god only opened half of his eyes, because he saw that the mother was a little shy about her fat, so she pretended that she was squinting, and only secretly enjoyed in her heart.

This little finch god is smarter than men, and some people are not as good as birds, and if he comes to you for something, it doesn't matter if you lie down or stand. It doesn't matter if you're in pajamas or a bikini, he just keeps his eyes open so wide. Does he call you shy? Definitely. He also saw it as an opportunity: I wasn't the ghost to see, could I be blamed for that? Definitely.

"Got it, good boy, let's play!" The Queen Mother called the little bird god who came to tell the news a child, but what a loving old woman the Queen Mother was. Of course, only in this way can the little gods dare to tell her if something happens, otherwise you will always appear like a coffin seller, and no one will pretend not to see what happens, for fear of coming to tell you to see your ghost face.

At this time, the Queen Mother was like an electrician in a factory, usually sleeping in her studio. As soon as someone said that a machine was broken, she had to immediately carry her electrician's bag, repair it if she wanted it, and replace it if she wanted to. Responsibilities are like mountains.

The Queen Mother first came to Chang'e Temple and saw that the king Zeus was in a state of despair, and his body was like a dead corpse. Looking at the direction of his eyes again, he realized that it was the beautiful woman on the mural, and he was stunned because of his obsession with beauty. Causing the soul to be distracted, and the yin soul to spread. The soul does not possess the body, and the soul flies out of the sky. As for people's physical health, in a word: malnutrition!

The Queen Mother also saw that Chang'e was indeed so beautiful, a snake-waisted beauty like a ribbon. The ghost is that maybe the Queen Mother picked up the treasure today, and she thought in her heart that she wanted to make do with Chang'e and the Heavenly King Zeus once, isn't this something she has never heard of?

The Queen Mother followed the footprints of the soul of the king to bring the soul of Zeus into the place where Chang'e worked, and when the moon went up, she completed the intercourse between gods and ghosts in Chang'e's single dormitory.

(If it's going to be made into a TV series, that's the director's and editor's business, give them whatever space they want.) Just give them a piece of cloth for a bed sheet and let them make a pair of trousers, do you still have a headache as a clothmaker? Definitely. ）

The Queen Mother came to the Moon Palace and called Chang'e to her side and said, "Sister, Auntie asks you for something, if you agree, you will agree, if you don't agree, don't force it." ”

"Grandma, what are you talking about, your old man has spoken, how can the little one have a reason not to listen." Chang'e knew the Queen Mother, because she had dealt with her a lot and helped Chang'e a lot, so Chang'e agreed to the Queen Mother's words without knowing it.

"Sister, if grandma's request this time will make you very undignified, you have no complaints?" Niangniang is a little bit of a forced marriage, but she set a trap first, if you obediently get in, I'm sorry, she immediately closed the cage, this is your own in, can you blame me? Definitely.

"Okay, then you clean your body first, (that is, take a shower first, laugh to death.) And then go to sleep on the fresh bed X, and if you feel like something is happening on your body, it's all like a dream, you know. When the Queen Mother had said this, she turned herself into a state of unrecognizable form, for the more terrible the face looked, the more important it was to say it.

Isn't it? If you take your troops to the front line to fight, when you want to bomb the bunker alone, do you talk like a sissy? Are you smiling? Do you still want to give them a lot, whoever is unlucky to catch it will blow it up?

As the old saying goes, officials have no smiling faces, and tigers can't enter the wolves. The meaning is very obvious, you are a big official, sometimes laughing in the crowd from time to time, or hippie smiley, grinding the masses' fear of you, when you tell him to go east, he will go west, everything is against you, anyway, you are fun, in addition to having a smiley face, can you still show a dog tooth that will bite people in your mouth?

This is called God's great smile.

However, the tiger does not penetrate the wolf pack, and it has its own prestige. As a tiger, you have nothing to do to play in the wolves, people are social animals, and every time you go out, there are always groups of three or five. Are you? You're not. If you often go to the wolves, over time you will wear out the little fear, and you will not become a slave and a joke for the wolves. If you can't get it, I'll eat you, no matter how strong your tiger is, you can still fight other wolves?

Chang'e listened more and more to the words of her mother, and she was pressing people step by step. Of course, the worst will not be so bad, when I heard that the mother wanted to clean herself first, I also felt that this thing was actually a beauty difference and a hard job. In other words, you don't know why.

Don't be full of energy at the mention of doing stupid things, for man is no more important than an animal, and God is no more so. The two hearts are in harmony This is a flesh-to-flesh thing, if the disparity is too great, and there are no side conditions, the ghost is willing?

It's another matter if you try to make money. Of course, the picture is not disgusting with money, just like the laborer picks the stool, in order to live a stinky life also has to dry, this is the so-called do a line of love, if you choose to be a feather on the body, there is a single to you have to pick up, because he is a potter? You must know that it is also a kind of life.

"Niangniang, I'm afraid it's inappropriate, you didn't make it clear, I still have a lot of things to do, and I don't have time to sleep now!" Although I am a little afraid, I have to say ugly things in front, and when the time comes, I will wait until I really can't afford to carry it, and then the people are here, and you let the mother of the family carry the wheat without turning around, causing the situation to be embarrassing for all three parties, and the most disadvantaged is yourself.

"Sister, when did my mother beg you? This time you will follow me! I'm not going to lose you anywhere. The Queen Mother began to beg and said that although she was a god, it was not a matter for others, and she had to be reasonable if she was too forced.

"Lady Niang, you don't know, before I see the person you want to introduce, how can I agree to this ridiculous stupid thing unconditionally, buy a baked cake and look at the thickness." Chang'e was almost helpless to cry, because she really didn't want to do it, and if she couldn't escape, she should always get some benefits.

"Okay, sister, Niangniang will be honest with you, he is not a ......," Niangniang said.

When Chang'e heard Niangniang say that he was not human, she became even more frightened: God, it is a giant beast, Niangniang, do you want the little girl to die?

"He is a god, Zeus, the king of heaven, the number one god in the universe who has long piped thunder, lightning, wind and rain." The Queen Mother had to spread out this trump card, it was a pair of heavens, and you were already lost.

Chang'e heard Niangniang say that this god is thunder and rain, and he is the god king in the sky, and her heart is even more bottomless. That is to say, when I heard that I was going to drive an aircraft carrier into my own river, the length did not matter, but the width would kill people, and the embankments on both sides of the river had to be inflated (forked). Thinking of this, Chang'e burst into tears, and suddenly burst into tears.

You see, you see. Some people always hope that one day they can become immortals and gods, is there no difference between big and small when they become immortals? Is it possible that if you become a god, you can be free? Definitely.

"Sister, don't cry, I'll do what you can do. You cry, my mother and I are also very sad, they are also women, knowing that it is difficult and embarrassing you, is there a way to do it? You just close your eyes and work hard, it's all like you've run into a hooligan while walking at night. If you don't say yes again, I'll kneel down for you. Before the Queen Mother could finish speaking, she knelt down in front of Chang'e. (To be continued.) )

PS: I found two typos during the review, and at the same time I couldn't help but laugh again, how could I think that Zeus would engage in Chang'e, and it was seamless. Of course, there will be a lot of surprises to come......