195 The king of heaven wants Chang'e to die in front of the portrait
Chang'e, formerly known as Chang'e, is a Chinese mythological figure and the wife of Dayi. Because in the Western Han Dynasty, in order to avoid the taboo of Emperor Liu Heng of the Han Dynasty, he was renamed Chang'e, and he was also known as Chang'e, and the moon was Yichun people. In mythology, he ran to the moon because he stole the immortal medicine that Dayi stole from the Queen Mother of the West. There are many folk legends and poems and songs. In Taoism, Chang'e is the god of the moon, also known as the Taiyin Xingjun, Taoism takes the moon as the essence of yin, and is called the Moon Palace Huanghua Suyao Yuan Jing Shenghou Taiyin Yuanjun, or the Moon Palace Taiyin Emperor Jun filial piety and Ming Wang, as a goddess statue.
"Lord Tianwang, where are you, we are already like brothers, although you are more powerful than me, but you have never underestimated me, I understand this very well, I have never objected to your preferences, thinking that things are commonsense. But today is really not folded, and it is difficult for a good daughter-in-law to cook without rice. After Bao Zheng finished speaking, he knelt down to the king Zeus, in order to ask the king Zeus to give up the reflex conditions of the ghost hormones of the public nature, so that the ghost could speak clearly.
However, the king of heaven only died in the portrait of Chang'e in the Chang'e temple at this time: why is it so beautiful? The waist is as small as a little girl who has just developed half the size, not like the overripe or something, anyway, between the half-baked and unripe, although the taste is a little sour, if it is not sour, it is better to drink water? This is how the king Zeus has been thinking in front of the statue of Chang'e, where can he still feel Bao Zheng kneeling behind him and begging him not to let the bird out of the cage.
Zeus, the king of heaven, was first a human and then a god, so he also had the same idea as a mortal. For example, in his hometown in the Divine Realm, his princesses, including the girls he had always hunted with, almost none of them were not a little fat.
At this time, he suddenly looked at the small waist snake body of the Oriental beauty, and his first reaction was to make him think of changing his taste, which is the inevitability of human nature.
Don't talk about those powerful gods, even ordinary people. Look at the husbands whose wives are as fat as pigs, because they eat fat meat every day, and see that the woman who is as thin as a handful of wood is their treasure.
It just so happens that women are the opposite, their husbands are as fat as pigs, so they want to see or play with those firewood men every day...... It's the same as sick tourism. I was born on flat land and wanted to see the mountains. I was born in a small river, and I want to see the sea. Of course, this is nothing more than a change of taste in human nature?!
Describe to you some people's spiritual landscapes, which are much more beautiful than the scenery of flowers and plants!?
"Lord of Heaven, Lord of Heaven!" Bao Zheng shouted twice. But the king Zeus was fascinated by ghosts, almost to the point that Chang'e Beauty was a heart-saving pill for him, and his nature, let's just say life, was in shock. If you don't hurry up and eat this quick-acting heart-saving pill, the Heavenly King Zeus will immediately die in front of the portrait of Chang'e in the Chang'e Temple.
"Heavenly King, Heavenly King, Heavenly King!" Lord Bao Zhengbao shouted three times this time, but the Heavenly King Zeus was still so stubborn that he died on the portrait of Chang'e with a pair of round eyes, and his body stood motionless like that: Chang'e is a stunning beauty beyond the human realm and the divine realm.
In fact, this is completely an exaggeration of the Heavenly King's exotic knowledge. Just as the popular Korean actors and stars are beautiful, this is more or less a bit of an exotic atmosphere in it, there are beautiful women in the country, and there are good flowers everywhere. It's just because you don't have any money. What the hell is a Korean woman who is beautiful, and her colleagues or classmates can't take it, what kind of ghost exotic sister are you thinking about?
"Heavenly King, Heavenly King, Heavenly King, Heavenly King, Heavenly King, Heavenly King!" This time, Bao Zheng shouted six times in a row, and Bao Zheng himself screamed terrified: Could it be that something ominous happened?
Bao Zheng has been kneeling and shouting at the Heavenly King, but his eyes can completely see the lower half of the Heavenly King's body. It didn't occur to me to raise my head to look at the face of the Heavenly King.
However, it's okay not to look up, but when he looked up, Bao Zheng and Bao Xiren were dumbfounded: the king Zeus was out of shape. In country parlance, it's a ghost. In other words, the man is already half dead. Half of them are in the underworld, and half of them are still in the yang world, so they just wait for something to happen and die.
(For example, it is often said that someone was hit by a car and killed .......) Another person answered and said: No wonder, Ye saw this person yesterday and was already out of shape, his eyes were circled, and his face was black. Out of the death statue, there must be a ghost on the body. )
Bao Zheng was still afraid, but he still treated the Heavenly King Zeus scientifically, he stretched out his hand to touch the veins of the Heavenly King Zeus, and it seemed to be between having and not being. In other words, it is difficult for the average person to determine whether the person is dead or alive.
This is the first time that Bao Zheng has seen it with his own eyes in the course of his life, a man thinks of a woman and wants to die directly in front of the portrait of this woman, which shows that this man is really a stallion in the world.
What can I do? Bao Zheng was so anxious that he was about to cry, because if the Heavenly King died in the Eastern Empire, it would not be a trivial matter, but no one could think about what the consequences would be, or what the outcome would be.
As far as the order of the celestial bodies is concerned, who can control this? The kings of heaven are all dead, and there is no succession, who will serve and who will care? It is precisely because there is no king in the world that the whole world must be stirred into a pot of porridge because of this battle between kings and lords.
At this time, Bao Zheng suddenly realized that I had to hurry up and get Hua Tuo and Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great. The main reason for calling Hua Tuo was to let him see if the Heavenly King was dead. The main reason for calling Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great was to be good friends, because Zeus, the king of heaven, was one of their fellow gods.
"Mr. Hua Tuo, how is the situation here?" Bao Zheng came to Hua Tuo and said.
"The sun god is still in the process of awakening, and no one can leave him." Hua Tuo said.
"Something may have happened to the Heavenly King. ......" Bao Zheng said to Hua Tuo in a small voice.
"This is not something whispered, Lord Bao, you have to call Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great." Hua Tuo also knew that the accident of the Heavenly King would be an unforeseen consequence.
"Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great, the King of Heaven saw the portrait of Chang'e in the temple of Chang'e, and he asked me to bring Chang'e for him, and I said that Chang'e was on the moon...... Now the king is still looking at the portrait of Chang'e in a daze...... You can wait for me to go on a trip,......" Bao Zheng said in a panic.
“…… You go with Master Bao Zhengbao to see it first, if it really doesn't work, come and call me again, I am going to take care of the sun god like this, he is waking up, if no one looks at him, wait for the dog to come in and eat him, then it will be all in vain. Hua Tuo said.
"Master Bao Zhengbao, the king of heaven is addicted to beauty again, you can let him taste it." Julius Caesar said jokingly.
"This old thing is really, he thought it was in the sky, and he had to love it when he saw a beautiful woman." Alexander said, this is a backlash, people, ghosts and gods are the same, I am afraid that you dare not say it because you are a powerful god and a great god, so what's the harm in saying a word or two behind your back.
Because this is in front of Bao Zheng, it is good to say that ugly Bao Zheng is not a person who likes to talk about flowers, your king Zeus went out to run errands, since he was fascinated by the beauties of other countries and foreign countries, what kind of system is this?
The two dignitaries are just talking, that is, in front of Bao Zheng, they show that they are much smaller than the king of heaven Zeus, if there is something wrong with him, I can also say a few words about him, regardless of whether he is the king of heaven or the king of the earth. His heart was also almost knocked down by the threshold when he went out.
Halfway down the road, Julius Caesar muttered in his heart: If this dog dies, see if I can be the throne of the king? If this is the case, I will now take the initiative in everything, and I will say that the King of Heaven passed his throne to me during his lifetime...... What the hell is this about? If you can do it, if you can't do it, you can start fighting, eat at a level, and see who is the real king?
Of course, Alexander the Great is not a pig's head on his head, what he thinks is that if the king of heaven is now dying because he wants to think of the beauty of the East, he will directly carry the king home and be the king of heaven. If anyone objectes, he speaks through the corpse...... You can also rely on your youth to transfer the widow of the king of heaven to your own name. Although this cicada B looks a little old, after all, she can borrow her hand to sit firmly on her throne. Forget it when you are old, you will become the king of heaven in the future, and you are still worried about the death of the junior in the world?
You see, you see. Whether it is a human being, a ghost, or a god, all the crows in the world are black. People, ghosts, gods, and brothers are the same, whether you die or not is none of my business whether the rich or the poor die or not, there is no more of you and no less. However, in the heart of the poor, there is a ghost idea that there is no distinction between good and evil: all the dead are mine. It's the end of suffering, right, and it seems to be human nature in this heart? Is this a short-lived word?
It is certain that words are short-lived, but this kind of ulterior heart is very common.
I thought in my heart, I said it in my mouth, and I did it in my hands. These three are completely different concepts, and you can think of it that way, but you can't say it. Because when you say something, others will hear it, and in turn people will say that you have a bad heart. Because it has consequences, or is harmful to others and society.
It's even more impossible to do, your brother is a millionaire, the whole family died in a car accident, you are the only brother, you shout long live God. Only in the heart, of course. It's done by God, and I don't blame you. If you dig a hole in the road he passes, it's a different story.
Even though the same family is dead, if it is done by God, it is a pit dug by God, and it is a blessing for you.
However, of the three travelers, only Bao Zheng was genuinely worried about the Heavenly King and what might happen. Because he Bao Zheng can be said to be a complete outsider in their god realm, Bao Zheng at this time would never dream of going to the king. What he feared was that the king of heaven was dead, and before a new king was determined, the dragons would be leaderless and the world would be in chaos.
It's so hateful that this is a heavenly thing, and when the time comes, no one cares about the rain, and everyone will die. (To be continued.) )