87_87408 Chapter 156 That's definitely not going to work

Originally, I was still thinking about him, afraid that he would scare the Xiao Li police because he was dressed like this, and the first date in his life would be in vain, leaving regrets, but I didn't expect this b goods to dare to laugh at me for not being able to shop online, this time, I advised him to have a state of mind, and then pointed to the door and said: "You shut up for me, disappear from my eyes immediately, the farther away the better!" ”

The uncle's face was deflated, and then he said: "No, sister-in-law, you want to see my uncle and I, as a member of the family, how can you say it, you should express it, how can you do nothing?" ”

I waved my hand and signaled him to forget it, but I was thinking in my heart that you would also say, forget it, if you go with us, then my father may be angry with you in the underworld, so for the sake of his old man's well-being, stay away from the cheap uncle, starting with you and me, I said: "No need, your mind is on the line, let's go to the appointment quickly, don't let the woman wait too much!" ”

When the uncle heard what I said, he suddenly spoke righteously. He said: "Sister-in-law, I don't like to hear what you say, the mind is the mind, the etiquette is the etiquette, how can these two things be confused, others can just dedicate their hearts, but I can't do it because of my own family, the mind has a shit use, it's not real at all, I, Yang Jiannan, am a real person by nature, so I have to show something!" ”

At this time, Chen Yanlu interrupted: "Then if you want to say, don't ink, hurry up and take out your real things, let us see!" ”

"That's it, that's it!" Mao Biqiu also agreed, it seems that he came out of the shadow of the cheap uncle's face: "We have a saying in China that a mule is a horse that comes out to slip away!" Take it out and let us see how big your heart is. ”

The uncle smiled mysteriously, and then confirmed, "Are you sure you want me to take it out?" ”

"Sure! Are you sure! Chen Yanlu and Mao Biqiu said at the same time.

"Alright then!" After the uncle finished speaking, he lowered his head and began to untie his big pants, I saw it very clearly, at this point, I immediately subconsciously covered my eyes, this Nima, what is the uncle going to do?

Chen Yanlu and Mao Biqiu also seemed to find that Uncle's action was really indecent, so the two of them immediately stopped: "Stop, stop, Uncle wants you to take something, why are you undressing your pants?" ”

The uncle said honestly: "My things are in my pants, I have to take them out!" ”

Chen Yanlu and Mao Biqiu's eyes were bigger than a cow, the two of them looked at each other, the corners of their mouths twitched, obviously they had already thought crookedly, and then immediately stepped forward to stop them: "Hey, you don't need to take this uncle, we just know it, your sister-in-law is present, you want to take it out, what kind of system!" No, no, no! ”

Although the cheap man uncle is cheap, he is not stupid, he can understand the meaning of Mao Biqiu and Chen Yanlu's words, he said disdainfully: "What do you two say again, I said that my mind is in the pocket of my pants, eldest brother, second brother, I found that you two are too impure in your thoughts, and you are about to teach me, a purebred little virgin!" ”

As soon as the two of them heard it, they understood what the cheap man uncle meant, and then immediately pushed the cheap man uncle, and complained very unhappily: "You said it earlier that there are pockets in your pants, so much so that we thought you were going to play hooligan on the spot!" Isn't that a waste of feelings? ”

Mao Biqiu also followed Chen Yanlu's words and said: "That's it, I ask you to say it in one breath in the future, okay?" Don't test your eldest brother's imagination so much, okay? It's so brain-crushing! ”

The uncle pursed his lips and complained softly: "It's obvious that you two are not pure, and you blame me, really." After finishing speaking, I started to dig out things, because I had already heard the conversation between him and Chen Yanlu and Mao Biqiu, so I also knew that I had misunderstood, so I put down the hand covering my eyes.

There is a good saying, it is better to come early than to come by coincidence, and I confirmed this sentence at this time, just when I just put my hand off my eyes, I saw the cheap man uncle opposite me take out several one-dollar, five-dime coins, and one-dollar and five-dollar bills from his underwear.

This is still not a highlight, the highlight is that he has the color of his underwear, and if he doesn't look at it, he doesn't know that he will go crazy when he looks at it...... It turned out to be red, and when I saw this, I kept rubbing my eyes three times before I dared to be sure, Nima, there would be no mistake, it was red. And it's ladies'.

In an instant, my worldview was once again hit hard and collapsed, and the speed of the cheap uncle was still very fast, and after taking out the money inside, he immediately put on his big pants, tied them tightly, and restored them to their original state!

I discovered his little secret, why didn't Chenyan Lu and Mao Biqiu find out? When the two of them were stunned by this color at first glance, they were directly stunned, until this time the cheap uncle lifted up his pants, and they still maintained their original appearance, looking at the cheap uncle's pants without turning their eyes away.

I was embarrassed to show the cheap uncle, the cheap uncle's face was a little blushing, and he roared: "Big brother, second brother, you two were kicked in the head by a donkey?" I'm still watching, do you know what you look like, it's very rude, no wonder beautiful women like to wear revealing clothes, it turns out that they are all to feed you old perverts! ”

When he said this, Chen Yanlu and Mao Biqiu were instantly unhappy, and the two of them unreservedly excluded the cheap uncle: "You are also a big man, a pure-bred old man, and you are wearing a woman's... And it's still red, how can you embarrass us as your eldest brother and second brother? Ay! Don't talk about it, don't say you know the two of us in the future, we can't afford to lose this person! The man's festival was shattered to the ground by you, and it was all shattered into slag! ”

The uncle didn't think so, he retorted: "What do you know, this is called personality, non-mainstream, killing Matt is the most popular dress this year, you don't understand, don't understand today's fashion circle, don't understand our post-90s, post-00s aesthetic concepts, backward, more backward than sister-in-law!" ”

Nima, you don't pretend to be pure like this, do you? You post-90s, you post-00s, you can see the living post-70s with your hands, and you even told me that you were post-90s.

My temper came up in an instant, and I sat here without saying a word, and I could be targeted by him? I have to admit that this thing really likes to pull hatred? If this were something else, I'd sure I'd let the uncle try what it means to be painful.

But forget about this topic, after all, I'm a girl, and I'm still a married woman, so I can't always discuss panties with a cheap uncle, right? Isn't that scolded by others? So I immediately changed the subject, and I said, "Uncle, what do you mean by this money?" ”

Uncle still feels the closest to me, as soon as he heard that I helped him out of the siege, he immediately looked at me excitedly, and then pointed to the money on the table and explained: "Sister-in-law, please see, this is what I prepared for my uncle, although this money is not much, but it is reduced by my thrift every meal every day, I was going to buy love crazy seven, but I didn't expect my uncle to have such a thing, in order to express my thoughts and reverence for my uncle, I was reluctant to donate the money to the child without a wolf." ”

I almost slapped him when I heard his last sentence, don't use idioms if you don't know how to use idioms, no one will treat you as if you haven't been to school, but you don't know how to use idioms but use them blindly, isn't it your fault?

I said: "Uncle, your mind, sister-in-law really understands it, but you should take back the money, save it to buy your love crazy seven!" ”

It's not that I don't want to accept it, but I really can't bear to look at it directly, the largest face value in such a pile of money is five yuan, and the rest is one and five corners, a lot, it is estimated that it is not even fifty yuan, what do you say you are collecting him for? Can't move the grave, can't go to the grave? I feel panicked with so many coins in my pocket, especially since the money was taken out of his underwear, so let the uncle continue to keep it and buy his love crazy seven!

But the cheap uncle didn't buy it, he picked up the handful of RMB, and then checked it again, and said to me very strictly: "Sister-in-law, how can this work?" Do you think I give less money, if you think I give less, you say it directly, if you don't say it directly, how do I know? ”

I immediately explained: "Uncle, you misunderstood, sister-in-law doesn't think you give less money, it's because sister-in-law really doesn't need it, you better keep it for yourself, smoke a cigarette or something!" ”

I forgot that Uncle Mean is a bull with sharp horns, and he must do what he recognizes, otherwise he will be like a fly next to your ears to make you agree, don't be lucky, think you can put up with Uncle Cheap Guy. Cheap, when he really has all his cheap power, you will take the initiative to surrender!

The slut uncle was stumped again this time, saying that he couldn't say anything, and said that if I didn't accept it if I was too little, he would drive his own taxi to pick up passengers to raise money for his father, of course I couldn't let him do it, he didn't have a driver's license, if he really had to carry passengers and was caught by the traffic police uncle, then he would have to be detained, and it would definitely not work.

In the end, Mao Biqiu and Chen Yanlu had to tell in unison, I carefully put the money away, the cheap uncle still had to ask me to pretend to be relieved, to be honest, he was already good with the money, and I still had to pretend, I was really reluctant, after all, the source of this money is really too disgraceful!

But in order to reassure the uncle, I had to put it in, scattered a lot, seeing this, the uncle was happy, I grateful: "Thank you, uncle, you are very kind to our family, I Homi will definitely remember?" ”

Chen Yanlu and Mao Biqiu also praised on the side: "Yes, Uncle values our family, we are really pleased, and we all say that adversity sees the truth, today I can see that Uncle is a very worthy friend!" ”

The uncle was a little embarrassed to be praised by Chen Yanlu and Mao Biqiu for a while, he scratched his head a little ashamed, and said with a smile: "Big brother and sister-in-law, you are too polite, this is what I should do as a member of the family......"

Do you think this is the end, in fact, no, we all think of the cheap uncle is too great, we are all deceived by the appearance of the cheap uncle, in fact, he is actually an unreliable pit goods, I really appreciate the meaning of what he just said that he is reluctant to let the child not be a wolf, it turned out to be waiting for me here!.

Just when we were still sighing, the cheap uncle paused slightly, and said another word, after he was heard by me, I was so excited that I almost didn't shoot him to death, he was a little embarrassed and said: "Sister-in-law, I still have something to ask for......"

I was in a very satisfied mood at this time, and when I heard the words of the cheap uncle, I immediately blurted out: "Since you are a family, if you have anything to say, uncle, just say it!" ”

Mao Biqiu and Chen Yanlu also followed me: "Yes, if the uncle has anything to say, just say it!" ”

The uncle swallowed and vomited, his hand was very unnatural and hooked up again, a little weak-hearted, and he didn't see him speak for a long time, I saw this and comforted him: "Uncle, you don't have to be embarrassed, you can say anything you want!" ”

Uncle has a little confidence at this time, I never thought of what he said, it turned out to be this thing, when he said this sentence, I suspected that I must have heard it wrong, so I couldn't help but verify it again, and in the end I found out that I was not wrong, what he said was this matter, only to hear him say: "Sister-in-law, you see that I have a date today, but there is nothing in my hand to give to others, can you lend me a hundred yuan?" ”

Yes, he just wanted to borrow money for a long time, and when he heard this, his temper Nima came up instantly, what do you mean by that? Borrow money? Your grandmother's, you don't have any money, why are you giving me the money just now? Isn't that looking for something to do?

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I said with a temper: "You don't have any money, why are you paying me back the money, pay back your money!" "I'm going to take out the money that the cheap uncle gave me.

The uncle was a little anxious, and he immediately stopped me and said, "Sister-in-law, don't dig it out, then... That's not enough money! ”

I really have an urge to shoot this b to death, no wonder this b goods just had to stuff me with so much of his bits and pieces, why is he waiting for me here, this has a saying that delicious people have short mouths, and they are soft with others, this cheap uncle makes full use of this principle, first Nima wins your heart and then brazenly hits your stomach! I'm almost blown up by this thing!

But he himself was even more aggrieved, the grievances were even more pitiful than Dou E, his face was compact together, and he said with a little crying: "Sister-in-law! I also know that this is not good, but I really need money, the first date is played on TV, men take women to eat, even if you don't eat, you go to your uncle's grave today, no one is at home at noon, I have to buy some food outside, but I don't have money, people won't give me anything, I'm here for your three friends, you don't care if I die... Whining! ”

Uncle Cheap Guy said that he was pitiful, my heart immediately softened, women can't listen to other people's tragic experiences, remembering that Uncle Cheap Guy also helped a lot during the investigation of his father's case, and his car has been parked at my door, anyone can drive anything, and Uncle Cheap has not been ambiguous.

Yes, the uncle has not been ambiguous!

It's really embarrassing for him to date without money this time, and as soon as I thought about it, I immediately sighed and decided to give the uncle some help, but in order not to let him do this every time, so I also had the conditions, and I said, "Okay! You can lend money, but you have to pay it back, and you are not allowed to borrow money in this way in the future? If there is anything to borrow, say it directly, otherwise I will not borrow again in the future! ”

Of course, what I said is to teach the cheap uncle, although the current situation of our family is not very good, but one or two hundred yuan can still be taken out, the reason why I say so much, I just want the cheap uncle to know, borrow money, borrow money, don't talk so much useless, waste time and waste feelings.

Of course the uncle will agree, what he flatters is that as long as you agree to his request, he will listen to you for everything, even if it is to let him strip naked and expose his red underwear and then dance "Little Apple" next to you, he said: "Sister-in-law, don't worry, I will never be like this in the future, I also think about it, I want to make money, I can't be like this!" I'm also going to get a driver's license and become a taxi driver in the future! ”

I nodded, which was about the same, and then took out two hundred yuan from my pocket wallet and handed it to him, and at the same time said: "Be kind to police officer Xiao Li, don't drive, take a taxi, have a good meal today!" ”

Alas, this meal is really good!.