87_87408 Chapter 155 Do you think this is okay?

Then he looked at me again and said, "Xiao Mi's name can be remembered by him, let's not meet him in general!" ”

Before I could speak, Mao Biqiu was first excited: "Yanlu, you... What do you mean by this, do you want to go to the enemy? I haven't done anything to be sorry for you? You can't do that to me, you're, hey, you've really disappointed me! ”

I also echoed: "That is, you betrayed us so easily, this is in ancient times, you are definitely a traitor, and a traitor will be beheaded according to the military order." ”

Everyone knows that the cheap uncle has only been in the first grade, and he doesn't know a lot of words, just like the so-called circle garden in the text message, at this level, you actually asked him to name it? What is a good name?

Seeing that I was so opposed, the uncle was not in a hurry, and slowly came to my side in the same way, and whispered something to me as he had just spoken to Chen Yanlu, and my expression also changed back and forth, and finally I asked, "Really?" ”

The uncle held his hand to the sky and swore: "I will guarantee happiness for the rest of my life!" ”

I immediately hit it off and said, "Okay! Deal, well, I suddenly feel that it is a good choice to let the cheap uncle name me, I must ask my brother-in-law to obey him! Maybe the cheap uncle can still give you a proud name! ”

"That's it, that's it! Brother-in-law, you just listen to the cheap uncle, we support you! Chenyan Lu said supportively.

"You..." Mao Biqiu's eyes were about to fall, and he looked at us with a very contemptuous look: "I always thought that you were all people with principles and positions, but I didn't expect that today I was wrong, I never thought that it was the two of you who stabbed me twice in the end, and my heart hurts!" …”

Chen Yanlu and I glanced at Mao Biqiu guiltily, but we didn't change our minds because of this, and still stood on the side of the cheap uncle, not that we are the grass on the wall, and the two sides are down, but the conditions given by the cheap uncle are too tempting, so... Hey, it's okay to be a traitor once, right?

The cheap uncle was still smiling, and said to Mao Biqiu with a harmless face: "Second brother, have you thought about it, whether to eat rice or name it?" ”

Mao Biqiu raised his head and saw the rice grains that had almost touched the face of the cheap uncle, and couldn't help but shudder, it was still that feeling, he wouldn't eat it if he was killed, and then he sighed and said extremely reluctantly: "Okay, you can be his godfather, or you can choose a name, but you have to give me a vivid name, so that some girls will scream when they hear it, and I won't accept it!" ”

The uncle snapped his fingers with confidence, and then said: "Haha, sue you, the name I gave is definitely very much in line with your request, and it is highly conformist, I am sure you will be satisfied!" ”

It seems that the cheap uncle already has a score in his heart, I thought to myself.

Out of curiosity, I asked him, "What's the name?" Tell us about it! ”

Chen Yanlu was also very curious and said, "Tell me, tell me, we're all waiting..."

To say that the most exciting thing at this time is the child's father Mao Biqiu, which named his child, and the father must be looking forward to it, we can all say that we all have high hopes for the cheap uncle.

Seeing his confident look, I really thought that he would come up with something angry, proud, gentle, pretty, scholarly, and brilliant, but in the end we still found that we were wrong, we understood what it means that the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, and the cultural level of the cheap male uncle is still not suitable for naming names, only suitable for ruining names.

Because the name he gave was not a personal name, because ordinary people really couldn't come up with this kind of name, just now, after the cheap uncle smiled mysteriously again, he decisively said the name he thought of: "Mao..."

Knock knock! Me and Chenyanlu, Mao Biqiu's heartbeat is like a speeding bicycle.

"Mao..."

Knock knock, heartbeat like a Mercedes car.

"Worm!"

Knock knock! duang。 Completely shattered!

When we heard his last word, the three of us were petrified on the spot, motionless, forgetting even the most basic blink, but the cheap uncle was still happy to show off to us. "How about a good name, isn't it?"

Caterpillar,This is the name that the uncle gave to Mao Biqiu's son.,I really want me to go to it.,Please.,Even if this thing really hasn't gone to school.,You can always tell what's a person's name.,What's not a person's name? He can think of this kind of caterpillar?

If Sister Rong Rong hears this, if she doesn't give the cheap uncle a hard time, it will be considered an evil collision. It's really only you can't think of it, and you can't do it without him.

I couldn't help wiping the sweat from my forehead, came back to my senses from petrification, stared at him with stupid eyes, and said, "I said cheap uncle, can we give a normal name?" Even if it's abnormal, it's a personal name, right? You said that you still want to be a godfather of your child, and you have been hating since you were a child! ”

The uncle hadn't found out that he was wrong, and he said very wrongly: "Why is this not a name?" This is the scientific name, sister-in-law, you don't understand, you look at how cute the caterpillar is, the second brother can call him Maomao in the future, or how intentional the insect is! ”

Meaning your sister! Chen Yanlu couldn't help scolding him in his heart, he has already thought about it now, in the future, if we are going to have a child, when naming our child, we must definitely branch the cheap uncle, the farther away the better, otherwise he has to save a thought that may affect the child's life!

Mao Biqiu also came back to his senses, he grabbed the hand of the cheap uncle, and immediately said sadly: "Big brother, I really don't have any requirements for you to name my son, as long as it's a personal name, second brother, I beg you, don't get involved with insects anymore, we have nothing to do with him, and a scientific name, people don't need a scientific name......"

Uncle Cheap feels very aggrieved, he just thinks the name caterpillar is very cute, and it is very... Hazy, yes, hazy in his words.

So he said: "What's wrong with this name, you said that some of you are some college students, some are Taoist heirs, and you don't even understand the profundity of this name, how many philosophers, historians and Confucianists in China have been integrated into this name, and how many brain cells have been integrated into me?" It took me a day and a night to remember, and you just denied it, and I didn't agree to ......."

Mao Biqiu was about to cry, such a cheap uncle with such a name actually thought about it for a day and a night, does this really want to take revenge on society? Or the cheap uncle has a problem with his head, according to this, the latter obviously accounts for a higher proportion, he said with a sad face: "I don't care how many brain cells you have integrated, and no matter how many Chinese families have worked hard, I just want to give my son a personal name!" ”

The uncle said: "Second brother, this is your mistake, you said that you want me to take a smart, and the girl will scream when she hears it, I have taken it now, and there is no name that girls don't scream, you don't agree?" Isn't that a waste of my brain cells? ”

Uncle Cheap is really speechless, at least I can't find a reason to refute him.

Mao Biqiu's face was very embarrassed, he knew very well that if he told Sister Rong Rong to name their son Caterpillar, then Mao Biqiu's pocket money for a year would be wasted, and he might be punished by kneeling on the washboard, so he would not agree to this name anyway, he finally made a determination to die: "I'd better eat all the rice grains on your face, don't harm my son!" ”

After speaking, Mao Biqiu didn't know where he got the courage, and immediately stepped forward and kissed the face of the cheap uncle, no, to be exact, it should be the rice grains on the face of the cheap uncle, I watched from the sidelines, there will be no fake at all, that is, Mao Biqiu ate the rice grains on the face of the cheap uncle.

Suddenly I felt a tumbling in my stomach, uncomfortable to death, my stomach was sour, I really wanted to vomit, my mother didn't dare to look at it, so she covered her eyes and turned her back, but Chen Yanlu stared at Mao Biqiu motionlessly, occasionally squirming her lips, and then swallowing a mouthful of saliva to suppress the shock!

Mao Biqiu's move was too crazy and too sudden, and it caught us off guard.

After eating a few times, Mao Biqiu finally couldn't stand the soreness from his stomach, and threw down the cheap uncle who was already stunned and immediately rushed straight to the toilet, and he could hear the sound of him vomiting to death from the kitchen!

I can't help but sigh, they all say that mother's love is great, and mother's love is the most selfless love in the world, but today I am looking at Mao Biqiu, and I finally found that father's love is also great, Mao Biqiu gave up himself for his son, and it was really difficult for him.

I looked at Chenyanlu again, and couldn't help but make a comparison, I don't know if this thing would be so desperate to protect its children if it encounters such a thing in the future, in my heart, Chenyanlu should do the same!

The uncle also swallowed a mouthful of saliva, obviously he didn't expect his second brother to be so crazy, he really went to eat the rice grains on his face, and he was stunned for a while, and just came back to his senses, he was stunned and said: "Big... Big brother, what just happened, just now? ”

Chen Yanlu immediately replied nonsensically: "There is a big movie of how to show affection between gays and women starring men!" ”

After listening to the uncle, he covered his face suddenly, his expression was very hideous, I thought he would collapse because of this, it was too difficult to accept, but this guy never played cards according to common sense, he covered his face and immediately worried about his little toes, and ran to the left side of the living room to his room, while trotting and said shyly: "Oh, so ashamed, so ashamed!" ”

My whole body collapsed instantly, Nima, come here, I promise not to kill you!

After vomiting for a while, feeling better, Mao Biqiu stumbled back from the toilet, and when he came to the kitchen door, he held the door with one hand and looked at me and Chen Yanlu with a weak expression, and Chen Yanlu immediately stepped forward to help him over from the door.

Then he carefully helped him to the chair, and immediately gave him a thumbs up, saying: "Brother-in-law, you are so powerful, you are simply my idol, I always thought that cultivators were very arrogant and refused to be convinced by force, but I didn't expect that today you let me see the other side of your Taoist disciples, affectionate and righteous..."

Mao Biqiu's face was very uncomfortable, it is estimated that the disgusting feeling has not completely disappeared, he half-squinted, waved his hand ashamedly, and said: "Brother, don't bury me, I am also forced to fail, otherwise I will not play the wolf nature that a man should have, you should admire the cheap uncle!" ”

Chen Yanlu thought for a while, and immediately said: "Yes, yes, I really should admire and admire the cheap uncle, he is a person who is more precious than a giant panda, it is estimated that it is not good for you to find a table of mahjong in the entire Dongpu City, and I was met by a few of us, and I don't know if this belongs to fate, or something else?" ”

Mao Biqiu sighed: "It's fate, it's a few of us who have done evil in our previous lives, so in exchange for fate, he came to collect debts." ”

The two of them hugged each other and sighed again, discussing life and fate into it, and actually said something that they didn't have, and in the end, the two of them chatted and suddenly thought that fate was like, although it stinks, but everyone has to have it, occasionally because of constipation blockage, not smooth, but it also has to work hard to make him smooth.

This statement was put forward by Chen Yanlu, and Mao Biqiu immediately gave a thumbs up after hearing it, praising its incisiveness!

I've been listening to the words of the two on the side, and I've been a little crazy for a while, what is this, because the cheap uncle can actually contact this aspect, do you say that the cheap uncle is powerful, or Chen Yanlu and Mao Biqiu are powerful?

Just when we were all sighing, the cheap uncle suddenly came out of his room again, this time he had to dress up a little differently, the upper body had to change the suit into a shirt, on which a big red hello kity was depicted, yes, it was the female cat that girls liked, and the lower body was wearing a two-piece five-dozen folded big flower pants, which was so big that I couldn't describe it, wearing flip-flops at my feet.

You might think that's the end of it? Miss by a mile? Will you dress so superficially in the style of a uncle? What he had to wear on his head was the most dazzling big star in the whole outfit, and suddenly remembered a sentence that said, I'm not a big star, I'm a little princess.

If the hat could talk, he would definitely retort, I'm not a little princess, I'm a cuckold!

Yes, the uncle wore the kind of military green hat from the 80s on his head, which was the most common on some college campuses at that time, I can't figure it out, where did the get such a hat?

Out of curiosity, I asked him decisively, "Where did you come from?" ”

The uncle was grinning and giggling, and then when he heard me ask him, he immediately turned his eyes to me, and he said very enthusiastically: "Sister-in-law, I took it in my backpack, oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, I have already moved some of my daily necessities and some men's supplies, so I won't bother you to invite me to move in again, I am more pro......active."

Lord your grandmother.

When did this b-cargo bring all his belongings? I don't know, could it be that Chen Yanlu and Mao Biqiu agreed behind my back.

So I looked at Chen Yanlu and Mao Biqiu again, and found that Chen Yanlu's face was similar to mine, and it is estimated that he knew as much as me, and Mao Biqiu may have a shadow, and when he saw the face of the uncle, he wanted to vomit, and he kept retching there, and he thought he was happy if he didn't know.

It can be seen that this should have nothing to do with the two of them, so I asked again, "When did you move here, why don't I know?" ”

The uncle took out his original price of 4999, and after the discount of 199, he had to love crazy six to look at his mobile phone, and then he said to me: "Just now, I just moved here, well, to be exact, I moved here three minutes ago!" ”

I'm going to be angry.,This thing really treats this place as a hotel.,I didn't even let out a fart and moved over.,Even if it's a hotel, you have to find the staff to register the information.,This Nima is completely in charge of himself.。

As soon as I thought of this, I was a little unhappy, and my face also pulled down, the cheap uncle is a person who can observe words and looks, when he looked at my face was not very good-looking, he immediately thought of something, his expression changed, he cried and mourned, and said to me pitifully.

"Sister-in-law, I know that the Lun family moved over suddenly, you may not like it, but the Lun family really has no place to live, if you blow the Lun family away, the Lun family can only live in the car, if you meet a female pervert like Teacher Cang at night, I may be broken, are you willing? I'm such a purebred purebred purebred man, sister-in-law, sister-in-law! Sister-in-law, sister-in-law......"

I admire the five-body cast on the slut uncle, a man in his thirties, nearly 1.8 meters tall and a big man, he actually said that being coquettish next to you is coquettish by your side, and he is so spoiled that his face is not red and his heart is not beating, I really want to smoke it, people sell cute, you also learn to sell cute, that person pretends to be b, why haven't you learned, is there really no one?

Because I really couldn't stand him nagging around me, I could only compromise and say: "If you want to live here, you are not allowed to be coquettish in front of me, you can speak a little hard, don't be like a girl, be domineering!" ”

"Domineering?"

"Hmm!"

The uncle thought about it, probably thinking about the meaning of domineering, and after a while, he suddenly burst out: "Sister-in-law, I want to live in your house today, don't agree to be happy, grind and chirp, just like a girl!" ”

After saying this, he flattered me again and said, "Sister-in-law, do you think this is okay?" ”

I... Forget it, I decided not to talk about this topic with the uncle, otherwise I believe without doubt that I will be bled by his angry seven orifices, since he wants to move here, I can't bombard him anymore? If you want to live, you can live it, but fortunately there are many rooms in our house.

I sighed and said to the uncle: "Forget it, you can live if you want, but where are you going to go with such a suit?" ”

I'm really curious, is he going to take revenge on society by wearing this dress?

"Isn't it handsome?" Uncle walked around me, and then put on a pose that he thought was very handsome, and said to me: "Sister-in-law, I'm going on a date, just now Xiao Li police called me, said that she was going to set off immediately, and asked me where I was, I said I was on the way!" ”

My eyes widened and I asked again: "Are you sure you want to go out on a date in this dress, I advise you to change it, otherwise you will definitely be arrested by the police uncle for affecting the appearance of the city!" ”

Although I said so, I was mainly afraid that the uncle would be scared by the police officer Xiao Li, he has lived for more than 30 years, and it is still the first date, so I don't want to leave regrets because of this!

But the cheap uncle didn't think so, he retorted: "What's wrong with this dress? Sister-in-law, you may not know, this is the most popular dress on the Internet in recent years, and then Taojin and Tokyo are sold, called non-mainstream kill Matt, you haven't bought anything online at first glance, who still goes to the mall now, it's all online shopping, sister-in-law, you can't follow the general trend of society, backward, old. "Don't keep thinking about going to school, what is the use of you saying that you go to school for a few years, you won't even use the gold rush network, hurry up and shop online!" From now on, from you and me, online shopping, changing lives starts with the mouse, oh yes! ……”。