"We are not allowed to stop halfway through the African desert and let him refill the water. I said that I was an old hen, but Zeus, the king of heaven, was a rookie and didn't understand anything, thanks to his habit of playing games since he was a child, and he became a god king by misappropriating the Taoism in the game to reality, making him a very narrow knowledge.

We look for water in the desert and dream about it. I taught him to find an ant and then follow the ant to drink. But guess what, Zeus, the king of heaven, was afraid to bend down, for fear that the temperature on the desert ground would recharge his body and heat him to death, of course it is okay to stand and watch, provided that you don't lose sight. As a result, he stood like a belly beater, and said that if there were no ants on the desert ground, he would be done.

Normally, ants will build houses on desert land with water and settle down, and as long as they find their houses, they can dig up water in front of their doors, which is a little bit of knowledge I once read in Tiger Star magazine when I was a student at the Cosmos Women's Normal College.

Can I just let Zeus, the king, die in the African desert? Definitely. Don't say if it's a femme fatale and poisonous woman, even my duty doesn't allow me to be derelict in my duty and let the king of heaven die, if I'm by his side.

Then I told him a little bit I saw on TV, which was a little bit of survival in the wild for the Tiger Star people, killing the bison and drinking the water in their stomachs. After telling him how to do this, I looked for shelter under a small tree...... I was so tired that I took a nap unconsciously. Because it was so hot, there were ghosts in the shade of the trees, and it was so hot that it made me dream that I was lying on Mount Mauna Loa on the Hawaiian Islands.

(Mauna Loa, the largest active volcano in the world, is currently the largest active volcano in the world.) It is 4,170 meters above sea level, but its bottom is 5,182 meters below sea level. The base of Mauna Loa is roughly elliptical in shape, measuring 117 km and 85 km in length and width, respectively. It can be seen that the volcano is made of extremely large amounts of volcanic material.

The lava spewed out by Hawaii's volcanoes is highly fluid and can flow far away. Mauna Loa erupts approximately every 3~4 years. The crater of Kilauea, southeast of the main volcano, is filled with red-hot lava, forming a lava lake called Hallemao - "fire pit". ）

I told him to find a bison and kill it to eat the water in its belly, but he did it against you. He was surprisingly lazy and didn't bother to look for it, but killed a deer casually and drank a full meal of deer blood. That's a bad thing. Deer blood, known as the banned drug in aphrodisiacs, cannot be suffered, as long as it is suffered, no matter what the amount is. If there is no woman by your side, you must die. Just like the tires of a car are inflated, the out-of-control inflator of the inflator directly inflates the tires.

Doesn't this mean that people die, because ignorance leads to the scourge of death? It is related to the operation of the celestial bodies, can the king of heaven die, just like the commander in the army of millions, with me by his side, I am his supreme counselor, and it is my duty to protect him from death, unless I die first. If he died, I wouldn't be dead. I also have to die, because the Supreme Military Court will convict me.

I cried before I committed this indecent sin, and I could not do what I did without acknowledging that it was a crime. Just as high-ranking war criminals were fighting for the honor of their own race, could they not be tried by the World Military Tribunal after the war? Definitely.

If this is not the fact of my crime, then I can't say anything else, or something else will involve a higher level of the divine realm, which will make the world lose face. I'm not stupid enough to be like a country idiot who says that her husband likes to lick his private parts with his tongue while chatting among his girlfriends.

I can't tell the truth that I have other criminal facts, but I really can't say that. Unless you pry open my mouth to, I won't say it.

(This line comes from a college student who was wrongly sentenced to 10 years in prison.) When he got home, his parents asked him, "You didn't do it, why do you want to admit it?" He cried and replied by filling and pinching his naked...... A family cried into the world of the sea! ）

Since it is a free statement, of course I only choose some that can be used as criminal facts, and it is human nature to hide the more sideways ones and the positive ones. If I don't even say the side one, you can't do anything about it. Or you won't do anything about it, because that's always been the case in the High God Realm. You are here to set a precedent, and we and other high gods are here to cheer for you, so as to make an example of a hundred. ……”

When Niangniang said this, she stopped and looked up, and the entire trial hall was as quiet as if it was haunted, which frightened Niangniang to the core. Where did you die?

In fact, after the mother finished speaking, the king Zeus drank the blood of the deer. The mother made a major self-sacrifice, and this made God hear the ghost in it, as if it would be a little implicated in herself, or that it would be humiliating to her if she continued to say this.

When God heard this, he quickly woke up from his sleep, made a look at Bao Zheng and all the high gods present, and quietly slipped away, that is to say, the great reform between the high gods was touching a nail. This is the different realm of gods and ghosts, and this does not mean that the divine realm is stupider than the ghost realm, because the difference in the realm will produce a normal level of understanding and cognition of things, which will be completely opposite to the establishment.

Do you dare to say that there is a time when they rush to do good deeds, or go to work earlier than anyone else, get up in the middle of the night to work in the fields secretly, and sneak home before dawn, if they are themselves, they want to be an unsung hero. There are a little bit of such thoughts depending on the severity of the degree, do you dare to say that the people of that dynasty are crazy or stupid?

Of course, Niangniang was not to be outdone, and when she returned home, she picked up the bags she had prepared a long time ago and ran directly to Hera's Gangue Mountain. She thought that the sisters were playing mahjong and were missing one. Imprisonment is equivalent to passing immortals, which is for those who are accustomed to enjoying the blessings of the gods.

In fact, these high gods are not thinking about the good or crazy of the ghosts, this is completely an act of prevarication. The gods all saw that the oriental devils were working very hard, so they used their guilt to go to prison in exchange for a period of freedom without duties. In other words, he deliberately pretended to be sick and dismissed his official job to hide from the sea to do business. You also say that people are crazy or stupid, don't you want to go to the sea of ghosts if you have a golden job?

People go to the sea for a year to take the money you earn in your life, who is crazy in this world?

Where have all the gods gone? They all came to Hua Tuo's studio to see Eris plastic surgery.

"I'm going to untie the gauze from Eris's head now, and please don't scream for good or bad, it will scare Eris." Hua Tuo saw that many high gods were coming, and it was estimated that it was time to uncover the gauze, so let them have a glimpse first.

Zeus's eyes were not at all interested in Eris's new face, no, he didn't have time to be interested, his eyes were looking for a specimen of Hua Tuo's beauty. It is the reference library that Hua Tuo carries with him for plastic surgery with women.

Zeus, the king of heaven, is to women, no, most precisely, to beautiful women, as a drinker is addicted to alcohol. If you just say that the king of heaven is interested in women, then you are very wrong, such a powerful god, even if he dies in the pile of women.

People want to be the best. You try to get some porcelain vases (defective, referring to unsightly women. The crockpot, which refers to the second goods, seems to be okay, but its heart is a handful of. The crockpot, he is disgusted when he sees it, and like other people, he tastes high when he has money.

The ghost is that the favorite woman of Zeus, the king of heaven, in Hua Tuo's beauty picture, is not among the four beauties. It may be that Chen Yuanyuan is a little fat, which will have a soft and soft feeling of comfort for men, while thin women make people feel like they have fallen on a stone.

Zeus, the king of heaven, sometimes chatted with his senior colleagues and immortals, and often said that a woman who was too thin was a piece of firewood......

"Mr. Hua Tuo, where is your beauty picture?" King Zeus secretly searched for a long time, but there was really no way, so he had to ask the master, it seems that the beauties in these beauties are all adopted by Hua Tuo's goddaughters, and King Zeus is ready to have a good relationship with Hua Tuo. Is it called Lao Shan or Lao Taishan?

In terms of social relations, gods and humans are almost the same, and they have learned to follow along, which means that immortals also pay attention to emotional intelligence.

"Listen to the words of the Heavenly King, you said that you should not make Eris too beautiful, so I put away the beauty icon book, and now it has been locked in the moving box, that is, I will not open the box and take it out when I have to use it." Hua Tuo answered the king as he untied the gauze for Eris.

After all, the Oriental devil is the Oriental devil, Hua Tuo played a little clever trick on the King of Heaven, what the hell don't move the box or don't move the box, it's purely pulling the southern flower snake. There is only a women's Einsatzgruppen in the world. Also called the women's B pain team.

Hearing Hua Tuo say such things, the Heavenly King Zeus was so ashamed that he didn't dare to raise his head, because he had plucked up the courage to ask. Zeus, the king of heaven, couldn't help but peek at Julius Caesar with a little raised his head, because there was a little sudden, Julius Caesar happened to be laughing happily, because he was also laughing so much that Hua Tuo borrowed words to prevent the king from looking at the beautiful picture, and saw that Zeus, the king of heaven, raised his head to look at himself, because it was his boss, and he laughed so much that Julius Caesar braked suddenly on the way, which was equivalent to a real sudden brake, and flew people out of the windshield window. Is it not wearing a seatbelt?

Julius Caesar suddenly braked because of his laughter, and suddenly choked with a red face and a thick neck. scolded Hua Tuo in his heart for the cunning oriental devil, so much so that he almost choked to death!

It's the same with anyone or God, and it's embarrassing to have bad intentions when they are frustrated. If you don't believe it, you can try it, and when you see a beautiful girl and you have nothing to do to ask questions, once you are snubbed, you will blush, and you will feel uncomfortable, and you will think that if there is a hole under your feet, let yourself hide for a while, how good it would be. If you really have something to ask someone, even if this woman is very beautiful and ignores you, what you think of is that this woman is too uncultivated, and she can't tell the difference between radish and potato.

This is really, a truly beautiful woman can see clearly whether you are really asking about things or trying to make a small profit. (To be continued.) )