"Holy shit, Eris is so pretty!" Julius Caesar stood on his side and said that it was the difference in angle that made him a handful of fresh.

And the one standing opposite Caesar was turning his mouth away, tilting his head and smiling, Caesar had never seen a beautiful woman. In fact, both sides only see their own side, just like charlatans accepting apprentices, no, they have to directly say that they abduct money. They play tricks on the streets, with a card with two sides, a 9 on one side and an ace on the other. Adding a 10 can be a 9, and turning a side is a booger - 9 and 10 are 9. A and 10 are old or called 1 point.

(Dog yesterday.) We didn't know that it was such a card that was flipped around, we were so poor that we wanted to die, and a dozen people in a house wanted to learn the trick of changing cards. When we all paid the money, we were dumbfounded. I believe that none of us would dare to go to the gambling hall like this. You don't believe that everything will change, if the deception does not leak the bottom, you will never be able to guess, but what you can't guess is not equal to the real thing. Brother left this sentence here to whisper to us countrymen, don't pay for stupid curiosity. ）

Originally, if Hua Tuo was out of his own medical ethics, he would have made Eris a beautiful woman, but for the sake of justice, Hua Tuo had to give Eris a beautiful face. This is a decisive measure taken by Hua Tuo temporarily after the king Zeus said what was at stake.

When Hua Tuo was halfway through the plastic surgery on Eris, the king Zeus considered that this was a gift for criminals to use ugly girls to atone for their crimes, and if they were made to be generally beautiful, then the criminals did not get the punishment they deserved.

Originally, Eris was married to a criminal in this way, so that Eris, a woman who is extremely ugly in the world, could resist the dereliction of duty committed by the sun god, which is the dignity of the beautiful man of the sun god. To put it in the best way to put it is to sell the beautiful man of the sun god at a discount of one million, so that it is the same as the ugly world of Eris. Because of the crime of dereliction of duty, you, the sun god Helius, sold the appearance of a beautiful man for a million, and this million was used to atone for his sins, so your sun god is now a man who is extremely ugly in the world, and a woman who is extremely ugly in the world in Eris, this is the notarization of the law.

But the B cub of the sun god of Helius is a cow. I'd rather die than marry Eris. Later, due to the intercession of the Queen Mother, she asked the beautiful man of the sun god Helius to sell half of it. How to sell this half? Even Zu Chongzhi can't be counted. (Many mathematicians in ancient China devoted themselves to the calculation of pi, and the achievements of Zu Chongzhi in the 5th century AD can be said to be a leap forward in the calculation of pi.) Zu Chongzhi was a great mathematician and astronomer in ancient China. ）

The last resort is to raise Eris a little. The original plan was to send Eris to South Korea for plastic surgery, considering that the cost was too large. Coincidentally, Hua Tuo is here. Anyway, it's all knife work, and Hua Tuo is also a master of this aspect.

When I didn't hear the king Zeus say that Eris can't be made more beautiful than ordinary, Hua Tuo has already straightened Eris, is there a reason to tear it off again? Definitely. The only remedy was to make the remaining side uglier, which reminded Hua Tuo of the black piece of flesh that was the color of the eggplant under Eris's thigh. This piece of meat grows on a woman's private parts. If it grows on the face, everyone wants to die.

Let's talk about this piece of meat, which is jet black and wrinkled. To put it mildly, if you throw it on the ground, the dog will not eat it.

Hua Tuo used the skin of the leg for the first piece of noodles for Eris, and Zeus, the king of heaven, thought that this would lose the effect of punishing the sun god as a criminal, otherwise the skin of the thighs would be used on both sides of the face, and Eris would be angry, the beauty of the beauties. To put it mildly, this is for Zeus, the king of heaven.

Just when he was laughing to death for Mei. While stealing fun for ugliness, Hua Tuo moved Ox in a direction, which led to the change point that the so-called charlatans said. One card has two sides.

"Clever!" Julius Caesar also learned to speak with only two words.

"Fuck, Mr. Hua Tuo is a man of God!" Zeus, the king of heaven, wanted to be angry with Hua Tuo when he saw it, because what he saw at first was a piece of inky black and wrinkled thigh meat that even dogs didn't eat, which was more ugly than before plastic surgery.

Eris didn't know what the men were laughing at, and she touched her face with her hand, and a sweet smell suddenly sweetened her heart. Because the first time she touched the outer thigh, the flesh was neat, which was naturally smooth and tender.

Bad ideas are always coming up. At this time, Zeus, the king of heaven, held back his laughter and said, "We are now hiding Eris for the time being, as a top military secret. When he went to court, he asked Eris to cover this side with his hair, and sentenced the sun god to Xinhua to dig coal for three years by using the good-looking side......"

"It's too cheap for him, just give him a year or two. Or put him in a place where you need to use your brain. This is what Caesar said, because Caesar found out that those who claimed to be guilty wanted to avoid some mental work, and used prison as an excuse to live some lazy life, from the perspective that the gods do not use time to make money, of course, imprisonment is a kind of good travel, provided that they are all high gods. Going to jail is just a nominal thing.

"This is not necessarily, maybe the sun god Helius thinks that going to prison is really going to prison, this is another mentality......" Alexander the Great also followed up and said, as a colleague, it is an obligation to speak, you don't like to talk, you can learn Su Wu to go to Baikal to shepherd sheep.

Speaking is a kind of emotional intelligence, and it should be with others so as not to be embarrassed. Speaking loudly while chatting is also a function of refining the body and refining the internal organs.

Eris still had a beautiful expression, and when she touched the other side of her face again, she couldn't help crying, because her hand felt that the place was exactly like a plucked chicken, with holes in hairy pipes, and as if she were touching the bark of a tree. This feeling was reflected in her heart, and she thought that Hua Tuo really killed a chicken to give her plastic surgery.

Strangely enough, Eris seemed to have spotted something in it, and she put the hand under her nose and began to smell it. Because the gods live on the top of the mountain, and they are generally reluctant to come down the mountain to bathe, Eris feels as if she smells some kind of ghostly smell, strangely, a little like shame, but she uses a great logic, and her face is no better than her private parts, where does the anger come from?

Eris uses the elimination method to think that there is something wrong with his nose, or is it just those ghost men, who are too lazy to take a bath under the mountain for a long time, and so many people are huddled together, not sweating and angry?

The ones who suffer the most are those oriental devils, who dare not laugh, cry and don't blame themselves, they are completely outsiders. That is to say, in essence, the difference between ghosts and gods is too far, and there is an immortal in the middle. Your ghost is one level lower than an immortal.

"Mother is here!" This is Athena in the gangue mountain, she dug up all kinds of fossils from the abyss when she was digging coal, and by chance she looked up and saw that Niangniang was also coming with a snakeskin bag.

"Long live the mother!" Venus threw a stone that looked like a dinosaur egg at the foot of Gangue Mountain, shouting for the arrival of the mother.

Hera was in a state of mind, holding a fossil of what appeared to be a dinosaur skin, a section that resembled a crocodile's tail, or a knot. With a little difficulty, he came to a pile of grass and threw the fossilized crocodile skin in his hand into the grass, for fear that the local natives would pick it up and gather it around the pigsty.

The fools of this state thought they were wiser than the natives of the land, and one day a native of the country came to Athena to see her pick up a stone, and the natives asked curiously, "What doorway have you found in this stone?" ”

Guess what Athena answered? She said: "We picked up this rock to kick the house. ”

(Kicking the house is an older game played by little girls.) Draw a rectangular house on the site. Generally speaking, it is a match in the middle, with six to eight spaces in the middle, half a meter cube, the same size as a grass maozi, with a small brick or tile or something, with a foot to kick through a space. Kicking the whole process is considered a level of labor. Then stand outside, hold the tile in your hand, and throw it from the top of your head to your back, if it falls into a space, it is considered a successful purchase. Later, when it's your turn to kick, you can put your feet down in your own house, because this is a house you bought, which is called a break. Those who don't buy it will have to kick it on one foot. Choose bricks or tiles that are less than half a catty, if the tiles are one or two or two. The main purpose of this passage is to evoke childhood memories for readers. ）

"Mother, mother!" Hera, seeing that she did not notice her by a pile of grass, pulled her neck and shouted loudly, and lifted her long skirt with one hand to wipe the sweat from her face. Hera didn't wear pants, only hung a trouser belt on her stomach, because this is the holy place for weight loss, in less than a few days, Hera cut off at least ten catties of fat, but because of the rapid weight loss, the fat was lost, but the skin couldn't shrink for a while, the skin was so loose that the trouser belt was buried in, and the skin was rotten after a long time.

Hera wiped her sweat and rubbed the red flesh of the ulcer again, and it was all inflamed. What's wrong is that Hera is stupid because Bao Zheng sentenced her to dig gas or something, it's not reasonable, and she wants to go to prison herself. Why would she be so wooden that she wouldn't untie this trouser belt and throw it away? Could it be that the gold belt of the boxing champion is not successful?

There must be something hidden in this, maybe she thought that she would stay and one day use it to hang snakeskin bags. (To be continued.) )

PS: Seeing this made me laugh and tears in my eyes while reviewing. What about you? Please write your thoughts in the comments!

Hera wiped her sweat and rubbed the red flesh of the ulcer again, and it was all inflamed. What's wrong is that Hera is stupid because Bao Zheng sentenced her to dig gas or something, it's not reasonable, and she wants to go to prison herself. Why would she be so wooden that she wouldn't untie this trouser belt and throw it away? Could it be that the gold belt of the boxing champion is not successful?

There must be something hidden in this, maybe she thought that she would stay and one day use it to hang snakeskin bags.