"Helius, please tell me all about the dereliction of duty in the middle of the sun." Di Renjie began the trial.

"This morning, I went to work as usual. I drove the sun car from the sea, and while I was driving for breakfast, that is, when the sun was coming, I sat on the sun car and was reflected in my eyes. I wondered what was going on, and I followed the reflected light, and it was a terrible sight, if it was two beautiful women, basking in the sun in the large courtyard in front of the door. I've seen it before, but it's not as beautiful as this one, and I'm so fascinated by it that I don't know I'm at work, so I fly by the light......," said Helius.

"Your Excellency, I will defend my client's innocence." Interim defense lawyer Bao Zheng said.

"Ask the defense lawyer to give all the reasons for his innocence." Di Renjie sat on the middle bench and asked the client's defense lawyer to state all the reasons for his innocence, to see if the reasons were sufficient, and to use this as the basis for sentencing.

"My client went to work as usual, and whenever the sun traveled at such an altitude, there were always beautiful women, some bathing in the yard, some changing clothes in the room. At this time, the sunlight is just an oblique angle, and the beautiful women you see can be said to be countless, but the question is why did you go out of the ghost on this day?

It is necessary to say here that in the investigation of this case, a very special circumstance was discovered, that is, the two women put on makeup for the first time on the day of the crime, and the effect of their makeup achieved a very good and amazing effect. In other words, because these two women wore makeup, their beauty surpassed that of themselves and all the women in the world in the past, and achieved the effect of a man losing his soul as soon as he saw it. This kind of beauty will bring disaster to men, it is an abnormal beauty, and the reason for its abnormality is that it will mislead men and mistakenly see whitewashing as the real ** from their women.

If, after the occurrence of a case, we do not do detailed understanding, analysis and research, and only look at the superficial phenomena and make hasty decisions, erroneous judgments often occur. In this case. My client didn't know that he was misled by cosmetics at all, he thought that what he saw was the real beauty of a real woman's **, so he thought that he was guilty of a moment and committed the crime of greed. I didn't know that this woman was wearing makeup, and she was an accomplice who whitewashed and murdered the man.

Because considering the face of the third party, a pseudonym is used here, that is, the name of the woman who invented cosmetics is not said. With a fake name Swan brand cosmetics, (real name is Lida) its main ingredient is peach blossom, and the rest will not be counted one by one. After Bao Zheng finished this long paragraph, he looked his eyes at each of the auditors present, seeking an approving gaze.

Where can the fools care so much, they only care about themselves talking about the benefits and disadvantages of cosmetics one after another, remember that peach blossoms are the main raw materials, and choose a time to fascinate a beautiful man to death.

"Silence, silence." Di Renjie was shaking the venue, don't change the trial meeting to discuss the source of the ingredients of cosmetics.

"There can be no innocence without evidence. Your defense is just a logical reasoning and cannot be established. Di Renjie rejected the client's plea of not guilty on the grounds that there was no evidence.

"I ask Mr. Judge to adjourn the court for 10 minutes until I bring in the evidence before making my defense." After Bao Zheng finished speaking, he went to Zhanzhao's side.

Hell, Zhanzhao was dumbfounded, looking at the formal logic at the moment, it was divided into two, each with its own master. Bao Zheng also felt cold at this time, why should he be lazy when investigating the case at that time? Now all the favorable evidence is in the hands of Di Renjie, and it is under the control of Li Yuanfang. Go hard, there is no showdown to become the opposite. Just suppose you put one into a fox and one **.

Is this the prototype of the Tang and Song Dynasty duels, this is not a good sign of the hell, Bao Zheng thought to himself. Bao Zheng tugged at the corner of Li Yuanfang's clothes beside Li Yuanfang, and Li Yuanfang pretended not to feel it. And Di Renjie also tilted his head to look away, as if he intended to break up with Bao Zheng.

At this time, Bao Zheng's thinking system collapsed, is the war in the inner world undeclared? It seems that although it is from the same country, the difference in dynasties is also a fatal existence.

Di Renjie, the old fox, is really hiding it, what should I do. Bao Zheng was in a hurry, but he couldn't come up with a good idea.

I went to tell the king of heaven about the stakes, and asked the king Zeus to come forward to solve the problem, and asked Di Renjie to hand over the makeup ingredients he found in Lida's house.

(Writing this, I also thought of the Tang and Song factions, each with their own men and horses to compete for the Golden Fleece.) ）

"Lord Tianwang, when I went to investigate the case that day, I handed over all the relevant physical evidence to Di Renjie for management, and now they are pretending not to know, you open your mouth and ask them to hand it over." Bao Zheng is asking the King of Heaven to come forward, he is afraid that Di Renjie is starting to play with him, if he goes over to ask if he is touched by a nail, it will make the King of Heaven embarrassed to open this mouth.

"Judge Di Renjie, the client's defense lawyer is asking you to hand over the physical evidence you found before, that is, the makeup raw materials found at the scene of the crime." Zeus, the king of heaven, is just talking about it, and his words are not a bit tough, but he is just perfunctory.

"If the defense lawyer of the party has to defend the facts of the crime, if the defense defense defense is established, then the law is useless. For those who are poor, or who don't have a sense of lawyer, the cage is just for those people.

Because there is a kind of reason in the world, and strong words are also called reason. If a prisoner can be put in a cage with just one kind of argument, and he can get away with it because he defends himself properly, is there anything in the world that can't be found? Definitely. After Di Renjie finished saying this, he looked at all the jurors present with his own eyes, this was canvassing for his speech.

The entire trial hall was full of discussions, because it had developed to the point that whoever listened to it was justified. As long as you let him say it, he can say that the living are dead, and he can also say that the dead are alive, because most of the listeners are grass on the wall, and if you get up the east wind, it will fall to the west, and if you get up the north wind, it will fall to the south, which is the natural law of the world. "Protest, I protest." Bao Zheng walked into the middle of the hall, raised his right hand and said loudly that I protested. "You can also say why you want to protest, we don't understand this, just the two of you take turns to say it, and put your reasons in front of you." Zeus, the king of heaven, also felt that this really didn't know who was reasonable, as if it was a fact that women would be particularly beautiful when they put on makeup, and it seemed unreasonable to defend their innocence, could this cage really be used to lock up those poor ghosts who couldn't afford to hire a lawyer, as Lord Di Renjiedi said? Zeus, the king of heaven, is indeed participating in this trial and defense duel with his heart, although he can't stand on which position, but he is also weighing in his heart, the law, what is the law?

"My client's dereliction of duty this time is purely accidental, and it can also be said that it is purely cosmetic. If you don't believe that cosmetics can have such powerful magic, now I ask for a trial on the spot. Let's ask a middle-aged and elderly woman present to put on her makeup and take a look, if more than half of the men present are moved and feel uncomfortable, this is the mood of my client at that time. After Bao Zheng finished speaking, he smiled at all the auditors present, this is really rare, who has ever seen Bao Zheng smile?

Those idiots are looking in one direction, who? Needless to ask, Hera.

Di Renjie heard Bao Zheng talk about middle-aged and elderly women, and he also guessed that it was the wife of the king of heaven. Because the other women are smaller than Hera, this is naturally not a middle-aged and elderly woman. But for the sake of the secrecy of the matter and the best effect of the experiment, Di Renjie thought that Bao Zheng was very inappropriate to do so. Thinking of this, Di Renjie quickly added: "For the authenticity of the test, I propose that all the women should be locked in, and after putting on makeup, this one person should be released, and the men should score her." If you pass 100 percent, then wash off the makeup on the woman's face on the spot, so that you can compare how much magic the cosmetics have. Please consider whether or not to adopt my proposal. ”

"Your Excellency, I accept your offer, but you and your immediate subordinates cannot be counted as men's votes, because you and I are now in opposition to each other, and if your vote is valid, you will definitely vote against it, which is the direct reason why I did not vote for you. Please allow me to make such a request. After Bao Zheng finished speaking, he looked directly at the Heavenly King, meaning that please ask your Heavenly King to help me, otherwise they will really vote against it.

"The defense lawyer of the client is reasonable, please ask the judge and your assistant not to participate in this vote, so as not to suspect that you deliberately voted against it." Zeus, the king of heaven, was the presiding judge, and it was originally God, but God was not interested in those games, so he naturally fell to the second leader of Zeus.

(In the celestial realm, Zeus was the first leader.) But in the universe, it is God who has the final say. ）

"Please take out the makeup materials, and wait for me to do an appraisal to see if I have handed over the real materials at that time, and then do the test. Please don't be curious, if you look at the raw materials of the cosmetics first, waiting for the woman with makeup to come out will make you vote by mistake. Please understand my request! (To be continued.) )