221 Hera confessed that greed had harmed Zeus's black cauldron to marry his sister
About half an hour later, the other women were still locked in their rooms, except for one woman with makeup. Bao Zheng took the woman out of the room, all the men's eyes were straight, just like a dead man, their eyes would not turn, saliva was wet on the corset, and the essential man's nature was like taking a strong aphrodisiac, no matter how much he saw the man from every angle, he thought that he was walking towards his arms and putting himself in front of the taste of being a groom.
"Oh haha, it's just Leda back then!" Zeus, the king of heaven, was the first man to see himself wandering, which made him unabashedly bring out the scene of Leda back then, compared to the woman who wore makeup at this time.
In fact, the whole man is the same as him, but none of his gods dare not confide in him, and there is no man who does not see his shirt wet and his bottom wet. Who is this woman? Every man thinks about it. Listen to Bao Zheng say that let a middle-aged and elderly woman do a makeup test, it seems that I am afraid that it is not, at this time it must be a tender product, you look at this face, white and red, that fairy, that beauty, let a man die 10,000 times without regret.
Bao Zheng, who is it? In the Eastern Empire, people have studied how beautiful women will be after wearing makeup. Now that I have come to work in Western countries, cosmetics have just been invented by the beautiful Lida. Although it has only just been invented, the effect of the ingredients and formula is almost so good that it is almost impossible to surpass the effect of such cosmetics.
"God, God. Please wake up, please vote for this woman's beauty. Bao Zheng is waking up God, lest he miss the time for scoring and voting, and it will be difficult to get a vote.
The gods are generally straightforward, especially in terms of beauty, there will be no factions, whether it is beautiful or ugly, they will score according to their own thoughts.
"Yo ho, who is this sister?" God was woken up from dozing off by Bao Zheng and saw a beautiful sister in the middle of the hall. He doesn't know why.
"God, we're experimenting with cosmetics, and it's about Helius' defense of innocence, can you recognize who this sister is?" Zeus, the king of heaven, reminded God.
"Is it just a random woman in this room?" God said.
"Yes. We've locked up all the women in the room and put makeup on one of them, so can you roughly recognize who this sister is? Zeus, the king of heaven, gave God a little bit of a little game of brain, trying to get God to care a little bit about things.
"Venus, I guess." God said, "Guess it......"
"Athena, I guess!" Originally, Zeus, the king of heaven, also thought that it was Venus, but because God guessed first. That is, God preemptively registered the trademark of this brand, and Zeus, the king of heaven, could only choose two.
"Your Excellency, do you think you should wash off this woman's makeup in front of her or put it in the room?" Bao Zheng is asking Di Renjie to make a final conclusion, which means acceptance.
"What about the vote?" Di Renjie said.
"Listen to the men, this woman is one of all the women in this room, but it is not excluded that she is a village girl in some country. Now if you want to vote, you can only raise your hand, because you immortals have always been afraid of trouble, and few of them will vote with words. Listen now. thinks that this woman is indeed so beautiful, and thinks that he is in the mood to win when he sees it on the road, so he raises his hand. ”
As soon as Bao Zheng's words fell, the first to raise his hand was Zeus, the king of heaven. Zeus, the king of heaven, thought to himself: Didn't you say that it was a country sister, if it was really a country girl, I would have to kill this bird with one shot tonight.
Of course, because God always likes to pretend to be an outsider in this regard, it is only Zeus who dares to secretly think that he is the first possessor, not just a ghost country sister, mine.
When the fairy men saw that Zeus, the king of heaven, had taken the lead, they all followed their own hearts. The thought of a shot to death naturally raised his hand. Hell, Li Yuanfang also raised his hand. Di Renjie was so ashamed that he tilted his mouth to his shoulder in anger.
Just when Di Renjie tilted his mouth to his shoulder. Just saw that God was also raising his hand, this Di Renjie felt that the sudden attack of the lonely palm was unbearable, do you want to deny that it is your own hand? simply put his hands up and forgot it, forced himself to a dead end, and used his transcendent talent to fight against Bao Zheng's group and attack him.
"Unanimous vote!" Bao Zheng said loudly.
Now let's unveil the answer. Zhanzhao brought a towel and face wash. ”
Nanxia Zhan Zhao Zhan Xiongfei brought a basin of water and put it next to this sister, and retreated to his original position.
Bao Zheng used a wet towel to wash off the makeup on his sister's face, and before he could finish washing, he held up the woman's chin with his hand. Immediately stunned the audience, who? Hera.
The saddest is Zeus, the king, and at the same time the happiest is Zeus. (It's like Jesus' parable says: The tongue is the best thing in the world.) The tongue is the worst thing in the world. The reason for this is that both good and bad words are spoken with the tongue. )
Zeus, the king of heaven, thought to himself, should he only wear makeup. But the disgusting thing is also: Why is it the old cicada B, I thought it was really a country girl, should I fulfill the promise I made secretly tonight? If you haven't done it for a long time, it will definitely stink to death......
At this time, all the women in the room were released, and Hera looked much older in comparison, because she had suddenly fallen from upstairs to downstairs, so would the height difference be small? Definitely.
Hera knelt down in front of God and Di Renjie under the coldness of the audience, and began to say all the words she had already thought about. It's like spitting in a car, and when you wait for more people to stop the car, you snap under the tires and shake your stomach.
"When I was putting on makeup, Mr. Bao Zhengbao said to me that it was called washing my face and changing my heart. He told me to take this opportunity to say all the things I wanted to say without reservation, and from then on I changed my heart and stomach.
Now I represent all the women of the world, no, all the goddesses of the world. On behalf of all the goddesses of the world, I kneel before God and Di Renjie, the comer of the Eastern Empire, and others, and tell me the many sins I have committed as a goddess of greed.
I let my younger brother carry half of the black pot on his back, and they all said that it was a nondescript and dirty thing for him to make his sister a wife, and they all said that he was not as good as a beast. Actually, no, it's my greed. Before Hera could pause, Di Renjie stopped Hera's words.
"Please stop, this has nothing to do with this case. Ask the client's defense lawyer to state the plea of not guilty of the facts of Helius' crime. Di Ren said that he was afraid of confusion, don't use a hammer in the east and a mallet in the west, one case at a time.
"Your Excellency, this is also one of my clients." Bao Zheng said.
Di Renjie tilted his mouth in anger. Rest your chin on your shoulder. After a pause, I couldn't hold back and said: "The case of Hera and Zeus's sister-brother relationship may have something to do with Cupid, and now you let her say it in public here, and also admit that she is guilty, then Cupid is not guilty?!" You're stirring things up. ”
"Back to Judge Di Renjie, I, Hera and Bao Zhengbao, have also considered it. He made a comparison and said, 'If I am standing alone on the road, and my soul is knocked me down by a car coming from the road, this is my own crime, although I have not been killed by my own soul, but I have been knocked down, and my soul did not immediately stop the car and take me to the hospital, it is my soul that has committed the crime of escape.'
If Cupid were a second car, he had run over my body before he died...... It's possible that I've been guilty of greed myself, and it's possible that Cupid has been guilty of mischief on me. Hera remembered everything Bao Zheng had taught her so clearly, and she felt that it made sense.
"Please let my second party finish speaking, Your Honor." Bao Zheng was begging Di Renjie to let Hera say what she wanted to say. Let her vomit as fast as possible.
"Please go on with Hera, the second party, and please don't say it too decently." What is Fengya? If the gods still understand this, you can take it, and this is equivalent to repentance, and you can just send it to you.
Zeus, the king of heaven, was secretly having fun, he treated Bao Zheng as an iron buddy, and asked Bao Zheng to find a way to remove the black cauldron on his back, and get rid of this tumor that made his heart hurt when he hit him next to him. At this time, the king Zeus was like lying on the table, letting him scrape off the poisonous sore and give it to the dog.
"At that time, I didn't know why I let my brother get involved, it was supposed to be a one-time thing. But then I thought I was going to marry in the country. This is certainly not as good as the royal family, to live in the countryside, poor and dirty, disgusting to think about. In the sixties I went to work in the countryside. Work with the peasants......
So I borrowed my brother to get me, and my reputation was damaged, I couldn't marry a high god, and I didn't want to go to the country, so I relied on my brother to ask him to marry me as a wife. Unexpectedly, his younger brother was young and timid at the time, so he agreed to come down blindly.
I confess that I am the most greedy goddess in the world. Seeing that my younger brother agreed to marry my sister, I had to make a plan to ask my brother to agree to rule half of the divine realm that day. Because in this way, I can get half of the income of the entire divine realm, that is, half of the taxes of the entire divine realm with my husband.
In fact, people's hearts are slowly greedy, at first I only thought of marrying my younger brother, because it is the Wang family, food and clothing are worry-free, and life is free. A wish was fulfilled, and later felt that it was more fun to have the right, so he asked her husband and brother for a diva.
But who knows, only a woman's heart is the darkest and dirtiest in the world, of course, this is greed. I have fulfilled two wishes, and it should be time to give up, but I have died in a greedy word, and I have made a most vicious request to my brother, that he should never have any relationship with any girl again, and that if he is caught red-handed, he will cut off two and a half inches with scissors.
In this way, he has been sandwiching a younger brother in the crotch of his pants for a long time, so that although he is the king of heaven, it can be seen that the god is three inches shorter. Because he is the king of heaven, because he has shit on his ass, he messed up the divine realm into a pot of porridge. Think about it, he is a chaotic god, what kind of face do you have to take care of your subordinates, the whole is a black turtle, shrinking your head all day long for fear of seeing God.
No one knows that this is the result of my greed, the greed of a woman. Outsiders pointed at his back and scolded him for his beastly life.
It's all my fault, Your Lord, if you think there might be Cupid's prank in it, then you should ask Cupid, maybe it's like a person running over two cars at the same time, the first one is half dead, and the other is completely dead. That's the end of my statement, Your Excellency? Hera seemed to feel that what she had said was not enjoyable enough, but she also felt that she had really finished speaking, like facing a feast, although there were many, many more, but she could not eat any more, and she was too full to eat any more.
Di Renjie was angry in his heart, and it was estimated that this thing would leak out all the unethical words, because Bao Zheng first put the words out, which was intended to prevent Di Renjie from interrupting Hera's statement, because Bao Zheng wanted to complete a task given to him by the king Zeus. (To be continued.) )