458 Wu Zetian pretended to be crazy and scolded Di Renjie for river fishing

"Wu Zetian, please respect yourself, this is not the time for you to be reckless, it's not Li Zhi who is dead...... "Who is this person who speaks?" Of course, it is Di Renjie's first cadre, Wang Jiaojie.

A sentence can wake up a dreamer, and a short sentence can kill people. Goose! Wu Zetian listened to Wang Jiaojie's shortcomings in his previous life, because Li Shimin was still in the cold bones, and he wanted to escape from the land of right and wrong and go home to cultivate his mind and life.

"Wu Meiniang was angry to death! Wu Zetian was, Dad! Wu Yuanmin saw it very clearly on the side, because he heard Wang Jiaojie say that she got Li Zhi before her death.

Di Renjie walked to Wu Zetian's side, squatted down and used the back of his hand to feel if he was out of breath, and he really couldn't feel it for a while, it could be there or not. Because when a person is in syncope, he is already in a semi-dead state, and his breathing can be as weak as there is none.

Di Renjie didn't dare to conclude that this person was dead, he wanted to touch Wu Zetian's chest with his hand, and here he could feel whether Wu Zetian's heart was beating? But he thought that this thing was too much dirty, and he was careful that he was also caught in it. Thinking of this, Di Renjie was just making a turtle look up to the sky, making a look of raising his head and concentrating.

"Great military division, this old witch is dead, you give the order, we will bury her and you will be the emperor, this emperor should have been you a long time ago!" Wang Jiaojie was the first to stand up and propose.

"Di Gong, forget about you as the emperor, lead us to plunder the Golden Fleece, and snatch Helen's beauty home to be the queen!" At this point, the man waved to all those present, and said, "Long live my emperor, long live!" ”

Everyone followed this man's example, knelt on the ground and shouted "Long live the emperor". This man is Jinghui.

"Long live my emperor, long live!"

Di Renjie quickly turned his face to face all the people, and said with a polite sentence like an emperor: "No courtesy!" At the same time, he also gestured with his hands up to signal everyone to stand up.

Di Renjie, the emperor who picked up, is considered to have ascended the throne, and he shook hands with the high-ranking generals one by one to show that they all admitted to each other that everything had become a fact at this time, and everyone should abide by discipline in the future, reward and punish laziness, and rewards and punishments are clear.

"Oh my God! I just died of my husband, and there are people in this world who come to bully widows. What in the world could be more sad than a dead husband? Have the ability to bully widows, watch the river to grab the Golden Fleece, and get Helen's beauty to the crotch? I'm afraid that without this egg blessing, I am born as a hungry bird!

If you rely on bullying to get a beautiful woman, I'm afraid that if you the beauty B, she will rot to death, because there is no virtue and heavenly reason is not allowed. There are Helao who said that he was so angry that he planted him under the horse, and there was also Helao who took advantage of the situation to seize power, and wanted to give him his life after the order, and robbed the Golden Fleece for the B of the beautiful Helen. Stupid pigs ......" Wu Zetian said these vulgar words that only country women can say in half-oceanic and half-earth words.

"Wu Zetian, don't pretend to be crazy and stupid, I'll execute you on the spot before you can say anything!" Who is saying this? Who else would dare to say such an extraneous word in front of Wu Zetian? Of course, it is our new master Di Renjie, this is when he thought of Wang Xiaojie, because when he fell in love with Wang Xiaojie's face, Wang Xiaojie was being scolded by Wu Zetian with more incomprehensible words.

Hearing this, Wu Zetian's heart was completely cold, thinking that this old dog had become really fast, and he was so beautiful by Helen that he wanted to get it, and he had already begun to disown his relatives. Wait, you can not recognize your six relatives, I can attack the heart with seven poisons, and see who is ruthless against whom?

"You Di Gong wants to get military power to lay down the Golden Fleece for you, and then use the Golden Fleece to exchange for the beautiful woman's B. But I also have a request, you want me to get the king Zeus, and I also want to get the first god egg in the world, then we will each have their own place! Is Di Gong dead? Wu Zetian didn't open his eyes, so he squinted and said, lest he would be afraid of you when he opened his eyes and spoke.

What does it mean to be a ghost and a Taoist priest can't do it? This is the ghost fighting Taoist, originally the Taoist priest is specialized in catching ghosts, once he is chased by the ghost behind him to beat himself, the Taoist priest can't do it.

Goose! It's still the old saying, a gentleman is not the same as a bull. Thinking of this, Di Renjie quietly stepped forward and whispered to this thing: "Shame, shame on me and other people from the Tang Empire, you shameless thing, you have something to say...... Wait until you get home! "Di Renjie This can be regarded as giving Wu Zetian a step down, which means that you don't go crazy, you will reply to you when you go home, and I will find a way to let you get the king Zeus, although we have our own way, but we have to say this behind our backs, you explain it, will these soldiers do it? They also have a few, Helen Beauty only has a piece of K.

There are some words that others are more difficult to understand, and Wu Zetian often has a leg with Di Renjie, and often says some more English when whispering on the pillow, and over time I understand a lot after listening to it, and I can understand the meaning without saying it directly. This made Wu Zetian want to laugh when he heard it, but in order not to let Di Renjie completely ignore himself, he returned himself to normal, if he still pretended to be crazy and stupid, Di Renjie really felt that he was an obstacle to the beauty Helen that he wanted to get, and he had to get rid of himself, because Wu Zetian understood that when a man wants to get a certain woman, he will do everything he can, not to mention the power, he will directly get rid of you.

Of course, it is not difficult to know that when Wu Zetian was a child, the bull was like this, if you smell the cow's estrus, then you had better lose the rope and leave it alone. Once he didn't understand, Wu Zetian wrapped the cow rope around his hand, and then danced on the grass with all his heart, playing with his own good luck.

When the cow smelled the beauty of the beauty, it began to walk towards the female beauty cow, it knew that it was hung in the owner's hand, at first it was just slowly pulled, only blamed Wu Zetian for not understanding, destroying the beauty of the bull is equivalent to killing the cow, and then ran up, directly pulled out one of Wu Zetian's fingers and peeled off the skin, and broke off the edge of the fingernails, and Wu Zetian rolled on the ground in pain.

(This means a lot of double sex to tell my sisters, don't worry about your capable husband, be careful to break your hand?) )

Seeing that Wu Zetian was no longer crazy, Wu Yuanmin came over to help Wu Zetian up and return to where he should go. Di Renjie saw that Wu Yuanmin was so well-behaved and sensible, so he coughed a little and threw Yuanmin a smile. Of course, this can't be obvious, they both understand each other, even if the relationship between the two develops to a white heat, it can only be a hidden marriage and cannot get married directly, because there are many reasons, no matter what, as long as the taste is the same.

Wang Xiaojie had already brought a good horse, and a smile was everything. Di Renjie got on the horse and led all the high-ranking generals towards the center of the main battlefield in Normandy.

As we got closer, it became clear that the Roman army had formed a large formation on the beach. This made Di Renjie feel a burst of starlight in his eyes, his hair was dizzy, was he a little stage frightened? Di Renjie thought to himself.

"Your Majesty, we will also start to set up a position, grab the Golden Fleece as soon as possible, and exchange the beautiful Helen for being the queen!" Wang Xiaojie said, but Wang Xiaojie also has a ghost in his heart, if you want to achieve the goal, everything is to take the initiative and speak, you old thief will hide behind and use all the tricks, when I rushed forward to grab the Golden Fleece, I ran directly to the arms of the beautiful Helen, and when you came back to your senses, I had already died on the belly of the beautiful Helen, the goal was achieved, and the ghost was still in charge!

Why did Wang Xiaojie think of dying in the belly of the beautiful Helen? Because the sun god Helius died on Leda's stomach, it caused a sensation, and it caused a sensation that the Golden Fleece azimuth map appeared, and it caused a sensation again, dividing the earth into two, and the two parties were opposed, and it was clear from the First World War to see who really had the ability to get the Golden Fleece, anyway, every participant had a kind of luck mentality, in other words, no one's few were in vain.

"Don't be in a hurry, if you're in a hurry, you must wait for the Eight-Nation Alliance to arrive. If you don't set up your position, the gods will not dare to give the order to grab the Golden Fleece. Once you put the formation in place, and the inside is still empty, once the war starts, your hollow basket will not be flattened by people stepping on it? "Jiang is still old and spicy, as the commander-in-chief, of course, he must first calm down, and he is anxious for a while.

However, Wang Xiaojie can't hold his breath? Definitely. He had his own plans, and he thought that when there were few people, the probability of him getting the Golden Fleece alone would be so high, and when the Eight-Nation Alliance arrived, his kung fu of stealing chickens and dogs was really nothing.

"Who's here?" Di Renjie found that a group of people like himself were coming not far away, and it was certainly not the army of the Roman Empire, because it was not difficult to see that these were all people dressed in Chinese newspapers.

"Maybe Bao Zheng is coming, do you want to take a few steps forward to greet them?" Wang Xiaojie said.

"No need, we and other major forces want him to respect us." The old fox's tail was revealed, and Di Renjie thought that the Tang Dynasty was the main one was him, and he really began to not regard himself as a human being, but as a god, that day.

"Master Di Gongdi! ......" When approaching, Bao Zheng spoke first.

"Yikes! Bao Zheng is here. "This is the first sentence that I haven't met for a long time, Di Renjie is so stingy that he doesn't give one more word, so he doesn't bring the word adult with you, what's wrong?

"Has Lord Di Gongdi's four ** teams arrived?" Bao Zheng is a person with ears, of course, he is also a person with a heart, everything is not according to your cicada, let you be arrogant for the time being, I listen to God's words, I focus on the overall situation, anyway, the world is always the heart of a villain who never dies. (To be continued.) )