"You ask me, I want to ask you first, how many of your troops are?" Di Renjie walked in all directions, if he was thoughtful.

"My Yue's army is here, and the rest of the estimates are also on the road, and they won't arrive very late." Bao Zheng said truthfully.

"Han Gaozu Liu Bang agreed, wait for me to go home and send a few more letters, it seems that it can't be delayed any longer, if we don't put the position in place and are ordered to go to war by the gods, the Eight-Nation Alliance I am waiting for will become an empty word, and we will be ashamed to death at that time." Di Renjie said something human.

As soon as Di Renjie's words fell, a positive flag was floating on the sea in the distance, with a big Chinese character on it.

Yes, it was Liu Bang who led the Han Dynasty army to arrive.

"General Liu, go and raise our Tang Dynasty flag, so that he can see our direction clearly." Di Renjie instructed his subordinates.

"Raise the Datang flag...... Meet the army of the Han Empire, it's ours! "Someone was running to tell each other all the way, and soon the Chinese military tent raised the Tang flag, which was a big Tang character.

"Di Gong, for the sake of safety, you don't let Han Gaozu Liu Bang see the beautiful Helen, to prevent ......," Bao Zheng said.

Di Renjie gave Bao Zheng a sigh when Bao Zheng said the last keyword, which meant to stop, and if he said it further, it would become a curse. Bao Zheng means not to let Liu Bang be like Li Shimin, afraid that Yanfu is not deep, and he will die of beauty at a glance, and in the end the Han army will become a mess, which is very troublesome. If Di Renjie can't even understand what this means, then how far is the?

As the main force of the friendly army, Bao Zheng and Di Renjie walked forward side by side to greet Liu Bang: "Welcome King Han!" ”

"Welcome to King Han!"

There is no distinction between the guest and the host, and they all have their own ways of welcome. The main members of Liu Bang's team are: Xiang Yu, Han Xin, all with their families, Lu Pheasant Liu Bang's wife. Yu Ji Xiang Yu's wife. Yin Chang Han Xin's wife. All of them are amazing Chinese people.

This posture occupies half of the beach, and the Han Dynasty is almost out of the hole, and the main forces behind are Lu Bu, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, and the young Zhou Yu and Zhou Gongjin. These guys have brought their families with them, and they almost want to live in the Great History Museum for a long time. Needless to say, the rest. It's a waste of saliva to say, but Zhou Yu's wife is still alone, she is a famous beauty in the Three Kingdoms, and she occupies the phoenix among all the ladies.

Zhuge Liang also came. His wife has been hiding behind him, because she looks so ugly, as soon as she shows up, she covers her mouth with her hands, her teeth are serious, and her upper lip and nose are connected together. Zhuge Liang was stingy, Huang Yueying wanted to go to South Korea for plastic surgery several times, but Zhuge Liang did not agree, saying that it was risky and he was afraid of dying on the operating table.

Bao Zheng returned to his Chinese military tent and quickly wrote a letter to Song Jiang, informing him that the front line was about to arrange troops, and he would lead his one hundred orders and eight generals to plunder the world's treasure "Golden Fleece", which was just a springboard. There is also the world's first beauty, Helen, who won the war and can take back the land of China with wealth and beauties.

A special fast horse is 800 miles to expedit. After Bao Zheng sent the messenger, he paced back and forth in the hall with his backhand, thinking about a question like this: How to fight the battle of the Eight-Nation Alliance? Is it active or passive? Occupy the initiative has the right to speak, but also has the obligation, then you have to send at the front of the formation, send your fist troops to the front line, once defeated, it will be a fiasco, and you will be an empty commander.

If Di Renjie is allowed to take the initiative, then he already has double privileges in his hands. The table country is the Tang Dynasty again, and the active army is the Tang Dynasty army, once the golden fleece is in hand, what will this old thief do? Even if he doesn't directly take it for a beautiful woman's K. But it is also possible that it will be directly owned by his Tang Dynasty army, and in the end, the eight countries will be divided into four countries, and then there will be a quarter-finals, and finally there will be a battle?

"My son Zhanzhao!" Bao Zheng couldn't help crying when he thought of being sad, a Zhanzhao who didn't know whether he was alive or dead was a boulder in Bao Zheng's heart.

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". Lu Bu brought Minchan here...... "This is Guanyin said in front of the Queen Mother."

"It's coming, it's coming, I'm still doing the spy work I'm waiting for. As soon as we find out about the new situation, we will report it to the Tang Dynasty army, and we will leave the rest alone. "The Queen Mother was so adulterous that she was ignorant and stupid, selfish enough to disregard international relations.

"I'm afraid Zeus, the king of heaven, will see it!" Guanyin ran his fingers through his braids, lowered his head and twisted his mouth.

"Yikes! You still want to control his eyes, and it would be nice to be able to control him a few times when the time comes. Let him see it. "This is the Queen Mother who has just woken up from a nap and is sitting on a bamboo bed X, the flesh on her belly spreading like an umbrella in all directions.

The more Guanyin saw the fat of the Queen Mother, the sooner she married herself, and after a long time, she was fatter than the Queen Mother.

Really, this was really thought of by Guanyin, because once people reach a certain age, they will not care about everything, and it doesn't matter if they think of being fat, anyway, people are old? Goose! As soon as this ghost thought blossomed in my heart, it was terrible, what the hell was not pregnant and had pregnancy spots, cosmetics and cosmetics were reluctant to buy, and suddenly a face became the bottom of the pot. and too lazy not to exercise, the fat grows like a bun.

"Minchan is one of the four beauties, I'm afraid that Zeus, the king of heaven, will dilute my beauty when he sees it?" Guanyin's worries are not superfluous, she understands that when a man doesn't see a girl who is more beautiful than his girlfriend, he will die on his girlfriend, thinking that his own is the best in the world, of course, because before there is a comparison, everyone thinks like this, everyone likes to think like this, goose, once I see a girl who is much more beautiful than my girlfriend, I will think why I don't work hard to see it, this product is much more beautiful, yes, that's it!

"It's impossible, Zeus, the king of heaven, has changed the past, and he is not the playboy he used to be at all. Besides, doesn't Minchan have a husband? The Queen Mother didn't pay attention to Guanyin's almost nonsense.

"Don't look at Minchan already has a husband, the more women are, the more attractive they are, and they are dressed up in a variety of ways...... This is also the natural rule of things, a woman's body is fragrant to men, and stinky meat is to provoke flies. It seems that they are all for the good of others, but in fact, they are all using themselves to the highest value. Although Guanyin is still an unmarried woman, she is almost a person who has come to her in all aspects of life in terms of her life and her penchant for insight into all aspects of life.

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"Let's go on patrol and see if their troops are all there?" Zeus, the king of heaven, received a notice from the god above, and God also wanted to see what happened to the Golden Fleece.

"You guys go, Guanyin and I will come right away." The Queen Mother said that this is a buffer, and women are like scalpers, who have a bubble of urine without a soak of.

After the Queen Mother finished speaking, she pulled Guanyin's clothes, and Guanyin said unknowingly: "What's the matter?" Guanyin was a little shy, she saw that the king Zeus was getting more and more chic, of course not, she had a ghost in her heart, and she was eating Erchan's acetic acid.

"Why don't you dress up and stay up late, right? The haggard look of this face looks a lot older? "The Queen Mother is really afraid of Guanyin's marriage, there are more and more beautiful girls, Guanyin is really not a competitive opponent.

"I'm not old, you still think I'm eighteen years old, and adding zero is not enough!" Guanyin wants to take the opportunity to have an awkward fight with the queen mother, some words seem to be unspeakable if you are not angry, just like the mother-in-law of the family, if you don't fight a life and death fight, you won't be separated, as if you are calm and say that you will die if you divide the family? Goose! Now there are also such mothers-in-law and daughters-in-law. Don't say that such women are not smart, how many smart women are there in the world?

Guanyin said that it is not enough to add a 0, it is 180 years old. From her cultivation of immortals to fame, she is really more than 180 years old, how bitter is this! But some river fishing still thinks of becoming gods and immortals every day, and how much benefit does Guanyin get from seeing others?

"Don't break the jar, okay? Go and powder your face. "The Queen Mother is also starting to lose her anger.

"I beat someone dead in you, who broke the jar? You, the old witch, are selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, and in the name of introducing the opposite person to the master, you will have the opportunity to get in touch with Zeus, the king of heaven...... also said that the master broke the jar ...... "Guanyin heard the queen mother say that she broke the jar and fell, and immediately became angry, and she had already held back the fire in her belly."

Finally, the two mothers pinched up, of course, Guanyin started first, this is still a cultivated woman, only twisting her hair with her bare hands and beating her with her fists, pinching her face with her nails, otherwise there are many knives to chop, and the ghost wants you to say that people are broken jars?

"Get rid of the age to eat the dog, and you will crutch your hands when you beat your grandma! The head search ghost didn't recognize his in-laws, and the dog turned into a mad dog and bit people indiscriminately...... "The queen mother was beaten by Guanyin Niangniang, and she could only fight back."

"The ghost wants you to say that the master (me) broke the jar? You tell me to explain it today, how did the master become a broken jar, it doesn't mean that the white master will directly beat your old dog to death today. Guanyin was really hurt by this sentence, and her hand was also walking with her heart, and she really beat it, so that the queen mother could only squat on the ground with her head in her hands.

"Sister, you are still young, spare me this time, even if I am wrong, what's the use of killing me? Woo woo, woo woo woo...... "The Queen Mother really responded to such nonsense, and if you walk too much at night, you will encounter ghosts." If you talk too much, you will make a mistake, and disaster will come from your mouth.

The Queen Mother is also really, and when she felt pain in her body, she realized how serious her was.

"You must have seen it, I was tricked by someone to say that I broke the jar, don't talk nonsense if you don't see it. Surely you saw it, said, said it! Not to mention that I still fight. Guanyin knew in his heart, of course, he didn't know if he was a broken jar?

"Are you crazy today, what do you want me to say? You must be crazy today, I don't say you beat me like this, if I do, you will have to beat me to death. The Queen Mother thought that Guanyin had it once, and there was such a subtle relationship in the unspoken rules. (To be continued.) )