17. Who is the most beautiful woman at the pre-war mobilization meeting, and the father and son have their own arms
17. Who is the most beautiful woman at the pre-war mobilization meeting, and the father and son have their own arms
The naval battle was already protracted, and the Achaean soldiers were already starting to get impatient. Commanders of all walks of life took turns giving speeches of encouragement in the field camps.
The protracted battle made the beach full of dead bodies, Zeus was on the USS Zeus, thinking about the direction of the war, as the god of war among the gods of war, he only had the right to sit in command and did not have the right to participate in the war in person.
There was a soldier from a small country, who spoke freely, and said: "You king of a great country, have invited us from a distant land, and now almost half of the number of people has been fed to the vultures, and we will go back and count the remaining half." Do not be dissatisfied, for you have plentiful spoil, and bronze is piled up in your tent, and there is a great deal of riches, and a great crowd of beautiful women. Do you still want to make a more beautiful one, go home and be the lady of the country? Do you want to kill all the soldiers of these small countries on the battlefield, leaving this large group of beauties all owned by your family of men? ”
"Shut up," Odysseus said, rising from the crowd, to stop the packet of poison from emitting this corrupt free speech, "you look like an uneducated, half-stupid, half-crazy. Your head is pointed, while the head of a wise person is round and full, and this is because of diligent thinking. And you, who always like to speak casually, don't know the weight of language, never think about the back of language, not even a mouthful of and a mouthful of sugar, it's all. If I let you continue, your words are justified and can stand up. But can I watch this nonsense being said? Definitely. If you keep talking nonsense, people who don't know anything will take it as a good word, and people who are greedy for life and afraid of death will shout long live your fool!
Everyone wants to return like this, everyone in the distant township must have their own relatives, and if they continue to fight, I don't know how many people will die, they are all healthy and strong good offspring, why do you want to die on this battlefield at a young age, just for yourself to get a beautiful woman? Definitely.
They can't help it, and we can't help it. Since we have come from afar, we should achieve our goal. The problem is that now we have been fighting for a long time, and we will not be able to conquer the other side, nor will we be defeated and annihilated. Our warships have begun to decay, even if it can conquer the city one day in the future, when we fill the ship with money and beautiful women, on the way to the sea, due to the decay of the ship's wood and sink to the bottom of the sea, we can only watch the beauty sent to the bottom of the sea as a junior. ”
Agarmen was so angry that he touched his head on Niu B, and scolded Odysseus in his heart: "Who gave you the wrong medicine, you are ten thousand times more stupid than a fool." ”
"Have any of you heard of the ** we want to capture, how sassy is she? Just this crazy rumor, we have come to the East from thousands of miles away, even if it is true, we can only let the king enjoy it alone, can I wait to taste this ** urine soup? Definitely. We're just afraid that we won't even be able to beat the tofu. We'll go home tomorrow, no matter how beautiful this ** is, if we get it, we won't have our share, if we have the ability, let the king get it alone, if he can take this city alone, let him enjoy this beauty alone, I'll leave this little male, go home and eat old vegetables. "Again, a soldier from a small country said this.
The way of any world is the same, when I first invited these small countries to participate in the revolution, I said that I had grabbed the beauties, and every small country had a share, but now although there is no complete victory, but the spoils of victory are all placed in the homes of the kings of the big countries, and the beauties that have been robbed are all locked up in the houses of the kings of the big countries.
Why do people have no selfishness? So with God, Agamemian hid in a corner and dozed off in shame. At this time, Zeus sent his subordinates to Agarmen in a dream and said to him in a dream: "Let them go crazy today, you must endure it, and never give the order to withdraw the army, as long as you do not withdraw the army, it is possible to conquer the enemy city, once the withdrawal order is given, it will definitely kill the enemy to death." They will talk about the god king and the sons of the god king, and what kind of ghost war god they are, all of them are wreck. Once the order to withdraw the troops is given, it will bring shame on the Heavenly God Prince.
From tomorrow, Zeus will have time to help you. At tomorrow's pre-war mobilization meeting, the universe will borrow the mouth of an old man to say that all the young soldiers will work hard for a ** that they will definitely not get. Zeus has a word first, and this ** is his, because it is also the trophy that he 'covets'. You must remember, don't ruin your future with a male fever, when you take over his shift one day, the god of heaven, are you still worried that the beauty is not beautiful enough? Definitely. When the time comes, as long as you hear that there are beautiful women somewhere, you can use the excuse of starting a war to rob beautiful women. ”
When Agamenliu heard the dreamer's words, he began to be discouraged by the battle, because he was also a male. Isn't this nonsense, women who come to fight, women who will be interested in coming to grab beautiful women, unless crazy women, crazy women will not be interested in beautiful women.
The god of dreams came to Aleus again and told him the words of Zeus: "Your father Zeus has told me to tell you in a dream that at the pre-war mobilization meeting tomorrow he will lend the words he wants to say through the mouth of an old man. This is the usual practice of the immortals, what they want to do, because of their bad behavior, they often do not go out in person, just like in today's society, every corrupt official secretly meddles in a certain company, or opens a gambling establishment, or contracts a project.
Your father is the king of the gods, and he can't personally participate in your front-line battles, and of course he can't personally capture the most beautiful beauty, but he is the king of the gods, and if he doesn't ask for it himself, it doesn't mean that he is not a prince. He told me what he was thinking, and asked me to tell you in my dreams, which is equivalent to him coming to you personally. When you conquer the enemy's city and grab the most beautiful woman, give it to him at once, and none of you will have to taste it first, not even a piece of tofu soup.
You must remember that the two of you who are sons, whoever can capture the most beautiful beauty and send it to his bed will succeed the king god of the day. However, if anyone dares to disobey, even if they drink a sip of tofu soup to a beautiful woman, and then mix some water in it, once discovered, it is a capital crime. ”
Aliusven listened to his father's dream, and cursed in his heart: "You ghost thief, sister and sister let you finish your manuscript, we rely on our own ability to rob the beauty, and if we grab the most beautiful beauty, we have to hand it over to the public, aren't we public, I listen to you." As long as she is caught, I will ...... her on the spot