16. The fairy cried and expressed her heartfelt affection, and David returned to the god of war of the year

"David"? Did you guess it?

David is a male statue with no clothes on, and although the place is not very exaggerated, it is enough to arouse the imagination and reverie of the younger sisters. It's innate, and it's the same for both men and women.

A fairy is a fairy, but a fairy is also a human, she also has seven emotions and six desires, and eighty-two sleepwalking spring flowers bloom.

David and the fairy came to an island where there was no one and they made their home on a meadow. Although David was a little unhappy, he thought that his resurrection was given by this cicada XB, so he made do with it.

The fairy got the true destiny, and she was so happy that she didn't practice fairy magic in her life even on the dance floor every day.

One day, after doing something stupid, David was lying on the grass sullen, and the fairy asked him, "Husband, why are you not happy on your honeymoon?" ”

"Definitely. Do you think everyone sees their honeymoon as the happiest? Definitely. ”

Tomorrow I will write that David will be the hero of the year, that he will participate in the revolution and join the coalition......

In the middle of the meadow of the island, a straw hut, no one would believe that this is the new honeymoon room of the Fairy and David's Starry Hotel.

"The sun is getting high, husband, get up and eat this bowl of soft-shelled turtle soup to replenish yang energy. When you're full and you're full, we're going to do stupid things, we're in heaven, but we're also in the grave, and no one cares about it, and no one bothers us. You are a god, I am an immortal, we live the life of gods and immortals, and it happens to be a male and a female, what else are you unhappy about, that is, someone wants you to be the emperor, you don't want to go, and I won't let you go. "That's what women think.

"You keep me at home all day, you think you're a rich woman, you keep me like a male dog, and you do all this spitting thing for you all day long, is this also called love? Definitely. True love is when a woman stands behind a man, not behind a male dog...... It's to make your man promising. A good woman should know that things at night should be kept until the night, and during the day men should be released to do things that are productive. David couldn't hold back what was in his heart.

"You said that I kept you as a male dog, yes, what can I do, this is my behavior, and it is not my law, and no one can control your lawsuit to the law." This cicada XB talked about it until the summer of 2013. (You're writing a novel, you're putting a pot on God's head.)

"You're still a piece of paper, you're still on the wall, if it weren't for me using immortal magic to paint you as a human. Now you are a dog in my hands, in the language of the world, you are called to eat 'soft rice', or you will starve to death." Otherwise you'll have to go back to the wall, naked, the lover of all the women in the world. The fairy's tone was a bit humiliating to David.

David jumped to his feet, grabbed the fairy's hair and threw her to the ground, for the two had never been clothed, or the fairy had never been clothed since she came to the island. Of course, in a world where there are only one man and one woman, what is the difference between wearing clothes and not wearing clothes, is there still shyness? Definitely. It's true that there's no such thing as shyness, but there's convenience, which means that stupidity can be much more frequent than wearing clothes. In human parlance, the frequency of strong X crimes will be much higher. (How did you write this novel, deviating from the direct description of other writers, is this your independent thinking?) New writing style? Impossible, now all new writing styles have been born? Was this something that was missed by the predecessors? Definitely. ）

A coquettish woman is smart, and when she sees her husband knocking herself down, she simply comes to a fairy to scatter flowers and sand on both feet...... Are you a man, if not, you can't answer this question, if you were still a man, what would you do? Will you still hit her? Definitely. Naturally, you won't throw the pearl in your palm into the mud puddle, and it's too late to kiss it.

It's a good soft-shelled turtle soup, and it's the middle of the night as soon as they do this stupid thing. The moonlight was like the day, and the fairy couple were like two skinned frogs, and they lay on the grass like this, like two still skinned frogs in the old woman's vegetable basket.

At dawn they began to dance, and the gods also had to exercise, and at that time the "square dance" had not yet been invented, but just a soup song and dance. When he was tired, he lay down on the grass again. If you want to continue to do stupid things, unless the woman is shameless, no matter how strong the male dog is, and then he drinks soft-shelled turtle soup, he will do magic, and in this minute and second, he can't change so much gold and silver. Is peeing okay? Definitely.

So the fairy began to talk about her hometown: she was originally a country girl, because the fields in her hometown were forcibly expropriated, in order to survive, her parents told her to come out with all the farmers to work, because the education level is not high, all the companions are similar, basically blind. The coolie didn't want to do it, he couldn't do it easily, he wandered from the age of fourteen to the age of twenty-four, and he was so hungry that he became a junior in desperation, one level lower than the junior one.

In so many years, it was not pure wandering, during which she also taught herself to sing and dance, but it didn't work, there are so many such people. You sing well, others sing well, there are unspoken rules in every line and grasp them to death, this is the saddest threshold in artistic life.

Do you think it's easier for girls than for men? Definitely. Fundamentally speaking, as a girl, there is only one ticket, and there is also the Yangtze River, and there is also the Yangtze River. If you want to break into the sea, you must be able to force your way across the three rivers. How much change is required in this, and it is really difficult to keep this ticket. You know, if you can't pass the first level, there will be no second level at all, and this ticket will be left in vain. And when you lose the only ticket at the first level, what do you take to cross the second river?

Forcibly crossing the third river and using this only ticket to go to the sea would have been almost 100% successful if it had not been for the poor fundamentals.

Woman, the only is the only one, followed by the beautiful. As far as a man's selectivity is concerned, the only is of course the only one, and then the pretty. Scarcity is expensive, because although beautiful is also rare, she can copy it, just like the online text on the Internet in today's society, because there is no copyright, someone can copy it casually. That is, a woman can be beautiful a thousand times, but the only one is the only one, which doesn't matter if you are beautiful or not, God is the only one who is fair.

As she spoke, the fairy cried to herself. David hurriedly hugged her in his arms, what a self-taught talented girl. As far as her dream induction technique and dot painting technique are concerned, this is the only one among all the North Drift families.

David decides that the honeymoon is over, and he asks the fairy to find him a job. The fairy told him that there was a naval battle there, and since he had done this before, the fairy decided to let him become the god of war.