"When we get to Normandy, shall we land?" This is Di Renjie said that in order to get the beautiful Helen, he tried his best, first kidnapped Wu Zetian, and then invited Li Shimin.

"Landing in Normandy!" Li Shimin waved his hand, and the entire army was like a flurry of wild ducks, rushing to the shore.

Wu Zetian had been waiting on the shore for a long time, and saw a king-sized boat from a distance, which docked, and saw a large parasol. No need to ask, this must be the emperor Li Shimin coming, this product is surprised and delighted. Shocked that he later married his son, it was a frightened shock. Happy, happy is that it was his favor back then, and he has the taste of being a newlywed after a long absence.

"Mei Niang! ...... "Goose, Li Shimin shouted as soon as he saw it."

"Your Majesty, the concubines are far away!" Wu Zetian went back to the old days and made his voice as coquettish as possible.

"Mei Niang, it's been a long time!" Li Shimin took Wu Zetian's hand, and he was almost moved to tears.

"Ah, Your Majesty, isn't it, it's still a marriage in a previous life." Wu Zetian cried after speaking, this is a common problem of women in the world, because he will be asked about some things that make Wu Zetian unspeakable.

"Don't be sad, I don't care so much about the past, so don't be afraid." Li Shimin saw the clue from Wu Zetian's crying portrait, and knew that Wu Zetian was so scared that he cried, afraid that she would say that she was immoral, chaotic, and incest.

"Your Majesty, I was too young at that time......" Wu Zetian thought to himself that I would confess first, so I would believe such nonsense and confess leniently.

"Know, it's okay if you're not young, aren't I all dead, and this doesn't hinder me from anything, so don't feel guilty anymore." Li Shimin is still in his life nature, with compassion as his heart.

"The concubine is polite!" Wu Zetian pretended to give a salute first, and returned his memory to the Tang Empire.

"Excuse me." Li Shimin pretended to be singing, standing on the stage of life, and he had to be clear-eyed. Be worthy of the audience.

Seeing this, Wu Zetian was made to laugh and said angrily: "Enjoy the blessings, you have grown a general's belly!" ”

"The goose, which is produced unwillingly, is hardly a day gone by not being invited to dinner. It's hard not to get fat. It's also strange that the world is too peaceful, I want to drink the blood of the knife and sleep on the saddle bridge back then, it is really as light as a swallow, and everything is big and east. Li Shimin is complaining about the bad social atmosphere. The sophistication of human feelings has become the mainstream bad habit of the nation. "Yes, if you don't go, you still say that you have a big shelf, everything is just for socializing. We girls are fine, if anyone treats a treat and orders a faint dish, we ask them for a weight loss subsidy, and they will be replaced at the table. Wu Zetian thinks that his figure is okay, which is the Tang Dynasty at that time, and now, it is not said that he danced the fat pig dance. Under the parasol with the dragon flag floating, Wu Zetian held Li Shimin's hand. Slowly walked towards the Chinese military tent on the beach......

"Who will you sleep with tonight?" Li Shimin said such a sentence coldly, this is because he thought of a small detail of his life, he was afraid that Wu Zetian was not prepared for a while, and he had already made an appointment to sleep with others, don't embarrass Wu Zetian, don't bully women, give his sister a buffer, and be a man among men.

"Sleep with the emperor tonight!" Wu Zetian said this while smiling at Li Shimin, which was enough. Let love and beauty be a burden, and give the emperor another 10,000 years of favoring his concubines.

"How many years, you are still so young and beautiful, I am drunk tonight!" Li Shimin found out who Wu Zetian slept with tonight. He said again that he wanted to return to his previous life with Wu Zetian, and to be more divine than back then, like a confidant in wine, he had to get drunk like mud, should you Wu Meiniang be recruited? "Yes, Your Majesty, today I will be the east. Just wait for the night to be silent, and I will be drunk and my soul will be gone. Let you flutter lightly, like a square dance on me, the emperor is rare? "Although Wu Zetian is full of the emperor's intentions, this is called fighting ghosts, and there is no purpose and purpose, because survival is the goal.

"Fresh, fresh!" The emperor got drunk before drinking.

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"Daddy, Daddy!" This is Wu Yuanmin shouting Di Renjie as his godfather.

"Oh, my good daughter!" Di Renjie had already opened his arms and waited for his daughter to rush in, because she was a goddaughter, it was like a fruit that could be eaten raw, and the taste was even sweeter.

Wu Yuanmin saw that there was no one around, and there was no direction that he could see, so he rubbed his mouth against Di Renjie's mouth and made a sweet kiss.

Di Renjie is not to be outdone, just like a quarrel, can't he scold people? You have a word, I have a word, see who has a good mouth? Goose, not only that, Di Renjie also quickly put a hand into Wu Yuanmin's corset, he was capturing alive the pharaoh in the pyramids on both sides of the Nile.

Looking at the coastline, a trend of thousands of horses galloping, the Golden Fleece war will be imminent.

"Your Majesty, you're here with a Golden Fleece, right? Is it really just to have fun? "After getting rid of hormones, you always have to say a few words, which is a common phenomenon in the world.

"What does Mei Niang think? Can I dominate the Central Plains Continent here as I did back then? Li Shimin asked rhetorically, because he was not easy to answer, he had to touch the bottom first, don't make a big deal first, and it won't end well.

"It's okay, although this will be a competition for hegemony, if you can compete for a ......" Wu Zetian is talking nonsense, but if he doesn't say it, he can't praise or depreciate, this is called entertainment.

"You don't have to be vague, I don't know my own half a catty, it can be said that I am purely here to play soy sauce goods, try your luck?" Li Shimin is not good to say directly, because there is a little taste of eating in the bowl and drumming in the pot.

"Di Renjie is also a little too exaggerated, is Helen really the number one beauty in the world? Anyway, I don't believe it, and it's useless to say that I'm also a woman. Did the emperor believe it? Wu Zetian was pouring cold water, she felt that Li Shimin was still a little stronger than Di Renjie, so she wanted to persuade Li Shimin not to enter the battle for the Golden Fleece, she believed that this was a disaster for the heroes of the world, and she would be killed by the beautiful Helen.

"At first, I didn't believe it, and I didn't plan to send troops. But he told the case of the sun god, saying that Helen's mother Lida was so beautiful that a man would like to die ten thousand times, and that her daughter had grown even more beautiful on the basis of her mother's beauty, and that she was the first known beauty in all of Greece. If you can compare, she is also the number one beauty in the world.

He said that I don't have to believe it, and only accompany him out to play the head office once. Having said that, why don't I come out to play with him, it's a blessing to get it, and if you don't get it, it's a trip. Li Shimin is slowly revealing his wolf-colored nature, which is also the same nature of men in the world.

"Do you want me to help you?" Wu Zetian is doing a favor, since he can't hold back, it's better to let him go, when he walks and his nose is blue and his face is swollen, he will become more well-behaved when he returns to my arms, this is a man, this is a man who likes to be strong, to put it bluntly, he won't cry happily if he doesn't let him see the coffin.

"It's a pity that you have good intentions, and you are conniving at my sin, or pushing me into the fire pit. Of course, this is what I want, as a man, who doesn't want to reach the highest situation of playing with girls? I'm afraid that you're playing tricks on my heart, but I'll put the words in front first, don't try to help, this will not be a good death, and people will not deceive good. I have a good heart for you, everything is out of my nature, and I do not hide it. Li Shimin said his thoughts without reservation, yes, he also wants to live another 500 years in a distant island country and achieve a glamorous reputation that shocks the world.

"If your heart's wish is granted, are you going to stay by Helen's side for the rest of your life?" Wu Zetian took a step back and said, this seems to be more sincere, and if he really wants to hear it, he is also prepared.

"If we do, Helen and I will find a way to leave after our honeymoon...... I estimate that no matter how beautiful this woman is, she will have almost played in three days, and it will taste better when she recalls, and if she really plays too tired, it will taste like chewing a candle when she recalls. "Li Shimin likes to play truth or dare the most, as long as someone is willing to listen.

"Am I making you taste like a candle?" Wu Zetian's sentence is mainly to set out the following key words of Li Shimin.

Mei Niang's words are wrong, men and women are like eating at home and eating in a restaurant, which are completely different concepts. When you enter a restaurant, you must eat with taste, but when you eat at home, what taste can you talk about? Of course, it can be nothing more than a woman's ability, and she will make some flavorful snacks for her man every once in a while, but it is limited to her own one-third of an acre of land, for men who have the ability, or men who like to be picky, it's hard to say. Li Shimin is admitting that he may have entered the restaurant once, and the time to eat at home will still be long.

Wu Zetian didn't want to ask Li Shimin anymore, and let others talk to death, and he was almost the same. Let others be ambiguous, and you can be even more ambiguous, don't you have a Di Renjie? Let me be a cow in Zhenzhen, eat the grass on both sides of them, and I will not go to the shore on your side, Helen is your foreign scenery after all, passing by the clouds.

"Your Majesty, there is still some time before dawn, would you like to close your eyes and sleep for a while, or do you have another bowl of long noodles?" Wu Zetian is talking about the rivers and lakes, Li Shimin is the boss of the Qing and Red states, and he only understands the big truth, what is this long-faced and short-faced thing, he is really not as good as a three-year-old child.

But at least the basic meaning is understood, but the movements are as slow as if you were doing tai chi. Wu Zetian understands, just help him himself, isn't this to blame himself for being too fat, and when he slowly climbs up, it is not as good as climbing Mount Everest, which will tire the man half to death? (To be continued.) )