450 Bao Zheng invited Yue's army to participate in the Battle of the Golden Fleece
Bao Zheng and the Eight Sages led the generals to line up to greet Yue Fei Yue's army, and a strange scenery was formed on the beach. Large and small boats are scattered on the surface of the water like a flock of wild ducks, among which the larger ones are like geese, some of the larger ones are like swans, and if there are bigger ones, they are definitely ostriches.
"Welcome General Yue Feiyue!" The Eight Sages King was the first to greet Yue Fei.
"Hello Wangye!" Yue Fei said.
"Welcome Yue Fei Yue Jiajun!" Bao Zheng is the second greeter, this is orthodox etiquette.
"Hello Bao-sama!" Yue Fei shook hands with Bao Zheng, and the two smiled happily.
Yue Yun is second, and there is a mother-in-law behind him. Under the umbrella of Ayaluo, mother-in-law and her maids, no need to ask, the most graceful and luxurious is the mother-in-law, because this is a hierarchical system, and the marshal's mother is also, do you dare to be more arrogant than her? I want to die!
Xu Qing, Niu Gao, Dong Xian, Yan Chengfang and other generals all approached the east of the big tent. This is the rescue force that Bao Zheng is preparing not to lose to Di Renjie, don't wait until you lose the battle to save it, then Sister Lin will be late. Why does our Bao Zheng dare to call himself a "space seed man"? It is a genius logical thinking that thinks that people will give birth to smart cubs when they go to space to have sex, and borrow seeds to go around space and go home to produce a high yield.
Of course, wait for the half-crippled, such as Hitler, and wait until you hit Berlin, and then go for help, the hell? At that time, it will become a duster for saving chicken feathers, and there are (seat) eggs for use!
They came to the Zhongjun tent, today is Yue Fei's largest, sitting in the middle, on the left is Zhao Defang, the king of the eight sages, and on the right is Lord Bao Zhengbao.
"Yue received a letter from Lord Bao Zhengbao, took a closer look, and thought to himself where in the world there is such a good thing, a burden of beauty and wealth - I want to use the Yue family gun in my hand as a flat burden, one end is the beautiful Helen, and the other is the world's rare treasure: the Golden Fleece, pick up our Chinese land." This is the banquet hall at the dinner, Yue Fei has not been on an errand for a long time, and received a distress letter from Bao Zheng. It's all about earning some pocket money. (The meaning of laid-off workers.) )
"That's for sure, who can stand up to my Yue's gun?" Bao Zheng is inserting cauliflowers, just to make Yue Fei sound good, as for the future. It's all left to the sky, all of them are marshal-level gods of war, and there are unpredictable victories and defeats that are one foot high and one foot high.
"My husband has said a little too much, can I go to bed earlier?" Some people think that Yue Fei's words are a bit big, and the Golden Fleece and the beautiful Helen are shouldered. So what about Lu Bu coming? and Li Yuanba of the Tang Dynasty, and so on. Therefore, someone went to tell Yue's wife Li Xiao'e about this, so this cicada B came to pull flowers and asked her husband to go to bed early.
"Fools don't talk much, this is a man's world, don't worry about standing up and peeing. If you want to manage it, you can't manage it for a few days, and when I take Helen, see if you still have an egg? You wait to obediently wash B for the beautiful sister Helen, forget it, I will eat fairy fruit every day! After Yue Fei finished speaking, he looked to the left and right to see how effective what he said, and saw that no one laughed. I really feel a little bit of loss, thinking that this cicada is not addictive, and drinking a cup again is to speak more forcefully, so that you have to laugh.
A few maid-in-laws and Li Xiao'e stood together, laughing, but Mona Lisa's laughter made Yue Fei's eyes unclear, which meant that he didn't smile. Li Xiao'e still wanted to say something, afraid that Yue Fei would talk even more next. But the maids and daughters-in-law around her didn't think like this, because it was rare to see Yue Fei so happy today. It's a rare thing to have the taste of letting him drink a little more.
The Eight Sages King also felt that it was inappropriate for Yue Fei to speak like this, it was no problem to drink more wine, anyway, the time for the war was still far away.
"After this cup, go back to your room to rest!" Zhao Defang, the king of the eight sages, said.
"Where is this, Lord Wang. First the prince toasted the general's wine, and now the general has to pay back a few cups to the prince to be even, Lord Bao Zhengbao said yes? "Goose, the prince was tricked by Yue Fei, (cashed out, can't be withdrawn.) )。 This wine must be drunk.
"Yes, Lord Wang, let's drink slowly, not afraid that there will be no sunrise at dawn, the sun god is not dead, Hua Tuo is not dead......" Bao Zheng is almost the same, and as soon as he speaks, he knows that it is the fault of the wine.
Of course, Bao Zheng was carried away, he wanted to write a simple letter for help, but he didn't come much, he didn't come much, he really came, then he made a special jar of good wine, which also wanted to use the power of wine to trap Yue Fei: Didn't you say a big thing, just take it slowly in the future, this is what you said, and when the Golden Fleece is laid, the beauty Helen is another matter.
The name is that the beautiful Helen was kidnapped on the Golden Fleece, and whoever laid the Golden Fleece could marry the beautiful Helen as his wife. The problem is that the Golden Fleece has to be laid first, of course, there can be cats in it, even if there is not, God of War vs God of War, how many will be left in the end? Besides, the beauty Helen has the protection of the gods, isn't it a problem?
The Eight Sages King took a sip of wine, and a sadness welled up in his heart, because he didn't understand Bao Zheng's intentions, and he had a feeling of being played by Bao Zheng. The soldiers were borrowed by Bao Zheng, and the dispatch power was not in the hands of the Eight Sages King, which made the Eight Sages so angry that they wanted to go to Dengniu B to die.
If you look at this world, once a powerful person loses his power, it is like a poor man who has no money and becomes a beggar, he cannot be happy, and he lives a miserable life every day.
"Listening to what Lord Bao Zhengbao said in his letter, Helen is the first beauty in the world, does anyone else know about this?" Yue Fei thought that he was the first person to discover the New World, if this was the case, of course Yue Fei was not wrong, he had his own Yue family army, dealing with a few thieves, and mountain gods and ghosts, it was not the same as picking it up.
We can guess that Bao Zheng must have written well and easily in the letter of borrowing soldiers, and did not directly say that it was more difficult for the Golden Fleece and the beautiful Helen to get the fact that it was more difficult than kicking the sky. Like a gambler borrowing money, he kept saying that he would go to the bank to withdraw it and return it to you when it was dawn.
Why did Bao Zheng get drunk too? Because he knows, it's not good to talk next, aren't you drunk? Definitely.
"This ......" Although Bao Zheng is also drunk, borrowing him is borrowing drunkenness to tell jokes, mainly to cover up the past, forget it, since you have already come, and you are dragging your family, do you want to become a ghost if you don't leave your life behind?
"What's this, that, give me a good time? Ye has to fuck this thing to death...... "This time it finally worked, the maid-in-law laughed, and even Li Xiao'e couldn't help laughing.
"I'm afraid this river fishing is crazy, not to save face for Lord Bao Zhengbao, I'm going to go up and tear his B mouth!" Li Xiao'e was so angry that she put her mouth on her shoulder.
"All hero-level men are straightforward ghosts, and they always speak without intention, so they don't have to take it to heart." The servant next to him also whispered to persuade Li Xiao'e.
"Look at this virtue, I really want to get Helen, and then I won't tear this thing to eat, and see that she is a beautiful?" Li Xiao'e is like burning night paper, and there are words in her mouth.
"Don't be like this, sister, don't be like China, there are some rich men, who have no right to protect the mistress after raising the mistress, and they are always stopped by their wives on the street to beat the mistress, and even some ignorant fools take off the mistress on the street...... But you must know that people's juniors are not weak in a small word, where can they beat a woman like a buffalo? It's pitiful to be a junior! The junior is also a human! Really.
If he really got Helen, don't you fool him? I heard that she is still a noble girl, you have to treat others as her own sister, but don't lose the face of the Chinese nation, we are not blessed......" This thing cried as he spoke, thinking that he had passed the years of being a junior, but he really felt wronged by the juniors.
"Don't cry, Mom, I'm not so angry for a while, if there is really that day, please come back and say that I'm not going to have it, I'm afraid I'll forget about you." Li Xiao'e called the servant Mom, this is her respect for the older people under her, so these elders like to tell Li Xiao'e what is in their hearts, goose, isn't this an act of persuading Li Xiao'e.
Because of the cry of this old man, it was transmitted to the recognition of some people who were also sympathetic to Xiao San, which caused a small riot.
"Before the war started, you all died husband?" Yue Fei stopped the end of the wine glass in the air, and was about to drink it down, because he was going to raise his head first, he happened to see this batch of fools crying, and because Yue Fei had almost drunk the wine, he really didn't want to drink anymore, so he was trying to find a reason to stop drinking.
Don't say it, this casual rambling may be the result of very fast thinking through the brain. Bao Zheng Bao Ren Xike couldn't sit still anymore, thinking to himself, can this wine still be drunk? I drank Yue Fei confused, and if I drank it again, I wouldn't be able to say anything even more than this, so I had to come out and stop it.
Thinking of this, Bao Zheng stood up and said, "This wine is almost drunk, there is no need to drink it any further." Let the singers come up and dance! ”
"Brother, no, let me have a drink today, I'm so happy, I still have to drink!" Yue Fei was already drunk more than Zhao Fan's father and son.
"You're so drunk that you can't talk, you'll get into trouble if you drink any more." Bao Zheng felt that the brakes were too late, the car had already gained inertia, and the slope was already steep into a cliff.
"If I drink too much wine today, this account will be counted on Li Xiao'e's head." Yue Fei's words made Bao Zheng confused, what the hell is going on?
"What does the Generalissimo say about this?" Of course, Bao Zheng has to ask clearly, and he has to see what the reason is?
The wine is also the two of them drank a little more, and the words are also in the two of them, others can't interject, and it's not easy to interject, just like ordinary people, the wine fighters are fighting to the end of the fight, mostly expounding some of their own views. Sometimes it's just complaining, and sometimes I don't get praise by saying things that I don't know about and should be praised by society. Sometimes it's for the sake of their own opinions. The public says that the public is reasonable, and the mother-in-law says that the mother-in-law is reasonable. Goose, on the spot, lifted the table, picked up his sleeves and dried.
"Brother, I want to tell you my unknown face, I am a strict wife at home, and since I was laid off, I have never let me drink a happy wine. Today, I want to stop my addiction and bring wine to ......" Yue Fei complained a lot of bitterness, and finally burst into tears. (To be continued.) )