Chapter 207 Demon Stick Fan Gang Catches Adultery Chapter 208 Scared to urine
Jiang red-headed wolf pig is said to be a hybrid of wolf to promiscuous with the pig king, and the temperament is extremely knowledgeable, "six fierce like wolves, as strong as pigs, sharp as gold and steel diamonds, pig teeth exposed as long as obscure meters."
One bite will bite off someone's neck. It's rare to see a fine variety of two murderous creatures fused together, and if you're lucky enough to see it, you're waiting to be bitten into pieces by it for a snack!
Fan Wang is also one, "ruthless." Although he was unprepared, he hugged the wolf pig with his bare hands like a lover.
The cloth on his body was instantly bitten and torn by this wolf pig. There were also several deep blood grooves on his chest, as if he had a belly pocket with red horizontal lines on his chest.
But Fan Wang, a small old man, was unwilling to even explore the woman's cave, so bravely under the power of the wolf and pig's lewd hooves.
So "chirp." The ground roared, and his hands wrapped around the wolfpig's rough neck like a large vice, and his body simply clung to the wolfpig's belly, almost merging with the wolfpig.
The wolf pig king, who has always been arrogant, never expected to meet the ruthless man Fan Wang, and the four steel claw-like long pig hooves have been scratching and tearing on Fan Wang's back.
Fan Wang didn't dare to let go, if he let go, the wolf's mouth would fatally bite off his neck.
If you let go of your hand, you can't free your hand to smash the wolfpig, and if you let the wolfpig scratch on your back, it is estimated that it won't be long before your back will become a bloody piece of rotten meat. So simply, he opened his mouth fiercely and bit the wolf pig's lower crotch and neck.
But!
The lower neck of the wolfpig is said to be the more fragile part of its body. But it is also rough skin and thick flesh like thin iron sheets.
Fanwang's teeth are not steel teeth? How can you bite through its hard, tough, rough and thick skin? However, Fan Net has only one way to break the kettle and fight against the water.
So it was desperate, red-eyed, ruthless, not good once, and then a second time, until it bit into the dark, the sun and the moon were dark, and the stars in the eyes finally bit through the throat skin of the wolf pig, and a fishy smell of wolf and pig blood choked Fan Wang almost "fart" on the spot. Finish.
But he endured the severe pain on his back and didn't let go, his mouth was like a strong straw desperately sucking the stinky blood, and he didn't know how long he sucked, Fan Wang was also numb, and he couldn't even feel the sharp pain on his back.
In the end, the wolf pig actually "hung up" because of excessive blood loss, and Fan Wang was also dying, and the bloody pig blood in his stomach was filled with a bucket of water.
In a daze, when he saw his sister Cai Xi Shi and Fan Chunxiang, who had come to save him who were already in tears, he opened his eyes and smiled, and said:
"Today, this wolf pig doesn't have to be carried to Linquan Town to sell, the whole village has a pork stewed vermicelli, it must taste fragrant."
The people of Shipingzhai can say that the baby of Fan Net is righteous and generous. If this wolf pig is carried to the restaurant in Yuyang County, it will have to be sold for at least a thousand yuan, but this dog baby fought hard for his life in exchange for a cheap price, and the whole stopper opened a foreign stun.
Of course, the vermicelli is not as good as the Shiping stopper, and the last stew is the sweet potato buckle, oh! Now it's called "gold thread button." That's it.
The light yellow and shiny are shiny, and the taste is particularly delicious, and everyone can come to Yuyang County to try it if you have the opportunity.
A thin boy who was only a few years old this year bit a ferocious red-headed wolfpig weighing more than 200 pounds, and even adults who grew tall and big did not dare to think of such a commotion.
This thing is indeed amazing, and since then "demon stick." In this way, the reputation of Fan Net was crowned. Fan Wang not only didn't get angry when he heard it, but looked a little sรจ "Hehe." Han Han smiled and joked:
"The demon stick is finally more powerful than mortals, and if Lao Tzu is unhappy, he may even devour people and gnaw people to become a goblin!"
So this time, when the village chief Ma Gaitian was caught in the middle, he reflexively touched his thick neck, if he really didn't give Fan Net face, he first had to think about his neck, whether it could be thicker than the rough iron neck of the wolf pig.
In the end, after watching a lively and extremely yellow hand-to-hand fight for free, Fan Wang's livestock ran to the credit union with the village chief's guarantee letter, and finally borrowed a few thousand yuan to enroll in school.
Whenever he sees the credit union, Fan Wang will think of the second noble son-in-law's daughter-in-law, Cuilian, who is as fat as a pig, as big as a stone-milled sofa, soft buttocks, and a slender fire-colored crumpled spicy sausage is grinding in and out.
Because the way the village chief Ma entered at that time was more avant-garde, it is estimated that he also learned the sodomite style from the Xinguo girl called What Numb Bell in the film.
But Fan Net can swear to prove that it is definitely not playing with backyard flowers, because Village Chief Ma has not yet cultivated to that lofty realm of sexual burners. Although the cave in front is loose, it is authentic and clean.
"It seems that the demon stick Fan Wang is quite funny." Qi Tian hehe, he buckled straight and happy.
"Of course, it's too ghostly." Lu Wei also nodded in admiration.
"That's it!" Ye Fan snorted.
At that time, Fan Wang looked at the slender words that were drawn from Cuilian's body, and then immediately opened his mouth to ridicule Village Chief Ma, and said, "No! The tall and big men are not as thick as the demon stick of Lao Tzu, the thin monkey! โ
Angry, the village chief Ma had a strong urge to pull out a long and thick ** on the spot.
But! In the end, I thought about it, and I was afraid that if the demon stick of Fan Net was not able to stop for a while, and when I saw Cuilian's fat and tender buttocks, this animal suddenly became springy, and if I wanted to play with the sassy hole, I would only have a dry stare, and it would be a big loss, not cost-effective! In the end, Chaji died of depression.
In fact, at that time, Fan Net was a little bit of an autumn wind. I didn't have the idea of drilling into a cave, although the crotch of my pants was already a high tent.
But if he wanted the spicy sausage of his boy chicken, which had not even been drilled into a cave, directly into the middle of Cuilian's broken stone mill to play a tender sheep to grind, he was also unwilling.
If you want to grind, you have to at least sprinkle your first powder in the mill of your high school lover to be worthy of yourself, so it is the village chief of Ma Gaitian who wants to be crooked. It's a little too hearty.
For Cuilian's rotten hole, Fan Net is disdainful, he is a college student, and he is a well-educated person in Shipingsai, which is almost the same as the ancient Xiucai.
"Big brother, nothing else, it's just that the younger brother of the female boss of Chunxiang Restaurant, Fan Wangkou, who killed more than 200 catties of wild boar, and what is it called a red-headed wolf pig, I don't believe it.
The red-headed wolf pig has a fierce temperament, not to mention that he is a child of his age, even adults who encounter it are estimated that they will only have to flee for their lives. Lu Wei really didn't believe it, and Qi Tian shook his head in disbelief, obviously thinking that the eldest brother Comrade Ye Fan was bragging.
"Hehe" you only know one thing, but you don't know the other! Fan Net is actually the personal disciple of the old man Li Yanting of Tianshui Dam.
It seems that he has been favored by Li Yanting since he was 6 years old. It has been six years since the sutra has been refined, and of course there is this in terms of age, and the purification realm of the eyesight technique is cultivated!
Otherwise, how can you bite the red-headed wolf-pig? However, this luck and courage also account for the majority, and I heard Li Xuanshi say that the level of Fan Net now has the strength of the second-stage purification realm, which is similar to Qi Tian. Ye Fan said with a smile, and finally solved the confusion for Qi Tian and Lu Wei.
"Then he's still a talent! Eldest brother. You're not saying he's now enrolled in the "Water State Police College." Is it? You tell him, and the graduation boat will follow me. Lu Wei smiled.
"That's good, I'll tell Boss Fan, she must be happy to hear it, it's faster to have you, the captain of the criminal police team of the city bureau, to be promoted."
Ye Fan was also very happy, speaking of which, Fan Wang counted himself as his brother-in-law in secret, and he should do something for him. Of course, this can only be secret, and the name is not justified.
"Ye" Brother Ye. Can you recruit him into the cheetah, wouldn't it be better there. Qi Tian's eyes also began to flash, one. He didn't want to let go of the good seedlings.
"I said third brother, how can you steal business with my second brother, what do you mean?" Lu Wei was anxious and couldn't help shouting.
"Hehe" is the first to strike, but let's listen to the eldest brother. Qi Tian scratched his head and said that he thought that since Ye Fan was also hanging, the name of the cheetah consultant should also be for the sake of the cheetah, so he turned the matter to Ye Fan.
"Let's talk about this later, anyway, he just graduated from Mingdong." Ye Fan said with a smile: "Driving, it is estimated that we will soon arrive at Shiping Village, we really want to meet the cow like the village chief of Ma who has a platoon of concubines." โ
"That's it! We all want to meet and learn from each other. The eldest brother is still the leader of the village chief Ma, and Comrade Ma must be very enthusiastic when he waits for him.
After a few drinks, I asked him to call the carp Cuilian to accompany him. It would be beautiful if I could call all the milk, shyness, etc., and I would have seen it for a long time. After Lu Weiwang finished speaking, he was violently knocked by Ye Fan.
"You kid, can't you learn a little? Isn't this daylight looking for a smoke? If we kill the second nobleman, we don't even have to drink, isn't it too miserable. Ye Fan laughed dryly.
"Hahaha,"
The howls of three wolves flew along the road. The villagers who were doing farm work next to them were cold in their bodies. The girls are even more worried!
Shiping Village was actually originally called Shiping Village, because it was a gathering place for the Yu people, so it was called Saiziye
Often.
The entire Shiping Village is built on a gentle halfway up the mountainside, all of which are built of earthen walls and bamboo buildings. Because there is a lot of land in the countryside, it is not valuable. Therefore, all the earthen and bamboo buildings are very large, and there is an earthen wall or a courtyard directly surrounded by fences and trees outside the building.
The large bamboo and wood building even has thousands of square meters of courtyard, and the small one has more than 100 square meters. The yard is planted with flowers and plants, and some even have ponds. It seems to be pure and dark. It's a natural fit. This is the case with the perfect union of man and nature.
There are several red brick houses in the village, and there are also large courtyards on the outside, and it is estimated that the village chief Ma Gaitian occupies one of them.
"Alas! If it weren't for these brick houses, we would have a bit of an absurd feeling of traveling back to ancient times, this village is indeed beautiful, and the beauty is intoxicating. An ancient breath is nurtured in the meantime. Lu Wei couldn't help but sigh.
"Girl, are you Village Chief Ma here?" Ye Fan smiled and asked an eighteen-year-old girl wearing a headscarf.
The girl wrapped red velvet thread in her hair. It was braided into a long braid and coiled around his head. The clothes on his body are embroidered with some lace in many places. The girdle is also a flower belt, bright and shiny, with an alternative sense of village girl beauty.
"What are you looking for my second uncle?" The girl raised her head and glanced at Ye Fan, who was not timid, and asked rhetorically.
"We're from the town, what's the girl's name?" Lu Wei also learned to ask the ancients with a wrinkled manner.
"Bamboo girl, surnamed Lei." Lei Zhumei glanced at Lu Wei, and her face suddenly turned red, "You are cadres from the town?" I'll take you there. โ
"Thank you." Qi Tian hurriedly made up for it, and muttered in Lu Wei's ear: "Second brother, the sister of the Yi family in the mountains probably has taken a fancy to you." You see, her face suddenly turned red like that.
Alas! If a person is handsome, it is good, and we will be pitiful. Nobody hurts! โ
"Let me forget it for you, we don't have this blessing, hehe" Lu Wei quipped, and soon arrived in front of a large three-story brick house. The house is estimated to be square, and there is a large yard outside that is enough to jump square.
Pushing open the door, there is also a miniature pavilion and pond, full of flowers, grass and small trees, which has the natural style of a corner of the Jiangnan garden.
At this moment, there is a reclining chair made of bamboo in the pavilion, and a man who looks like Li Yi is lying on the chair.
Li Yi is known as the black whirlwind, and this person can also be called yellow in the black, a little better than the one who came out of the refugee camp in Africa.
With a round waist and thick shoulders, he squinted slightly and was humming a self-made yellow song of "Sister, sister, wait for me, brother, take you to bed". It is estimated that it is a "big sedan chair" with a big fire wind. I adapted it. If this is known to Huofeng, I don't know if he will be angry and spurt blood.
There is also a small square table with two side dishes on it. A plate of peanuts, a plate of fried soybeans. also made a bottle of two pot heads, and a fishing rod was set up in front of him, and this sao man was actually drinking and fishing in his yard.
Seeing that Ye Fan and the three of them were dumbfounded, they muttered: "Strongman! Fishing, drinking, and singing yellow songs in their own yards. Damn it! It's awesome. โ
Ye Fan saw at a glance that this person was not sticking a "hero pen" in the pocket of his jacket. I heard that it was sent by Deputy County Magistrate Zhang.
As soon as he saw the fountain pen, Ye Fan's mind came up with the erotic scene when Cuilian used it to poke the hole.
Qi Tian and Lu Wei were probably also fantasizing about that kind of beautiful scene, so the three of them didn't speak for a while. Outsiders look like three stupid birds standing at the door of the courtyard and playing in a daze.
"Second uncle, you're singing nonsense again, it's hard to hear. When Aunt Lan comes back, you must look good, really. Lei Zhumei ran over, snatched the cup from Ma Gaitian's hand, and shouted.
"Qianma bamboo girl, why don't you go to Shuizhou to find your demon brother Fan Wang, a talented man, to bother me. Go away! Go away! Give me back the cup, the second uncle is drinking happily! โ
Ma Gaitian stood up, teasing the three stupid birds standing at the door. One of them seemed familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a while.
At that time, when Ye Fan was the deputy mayor, he saw him from afar in the trapezoidal classroom of Yuyang No. 2 Middle School. However, Comrade Lao Ma was also a spectator at that time. I guess I forgot about the image until now.
Don't look at Ma Gaitian as a cow village head. But he is still an official state cadre who eats imperial food.
Chapter 208 Scared to the point of urine
The village chiefs with it are all peasants, part-time cadres, and state cadres! A village chief is an official state cadre in Linquan Town.
I heard that the town specially arranged for him to be stationed in Shipingzhai, an ethnic minority village, to do a good job in ethnic work.
In fact, to put it bluntly, it's not his godfather's shadow that is covering him, his godfather is not simple, Ma Delin, director of the Moxiang City Finance Bureau, is even more bullish than some deputy mayors.
Although Ma Lambtian has only only reached the third grade of primary school. But as soon as the godfather made a move. arranged for him to go to the finance office in Linquan Town to eat, and he was a regular worker.
However, he really couldn't do it at his level if he asked him to do some financial work, so Qin Zhiming had to discuss it, knowing that Ma Gaitian liked to stay in the village, so he hung up the title of village chief and stayed in the village for a long time.
Otherwise, how could Ye Fan, the leader in charge of finance, not even know his subordinates.
This Haima Gaitian was shocked, but he was very sophisticated and did not stand up and ask anything, let alone greet any distinguished guests.
Half a minute later, he faintly asked, "Who are you looking for?" โ
"You're Village Chief Ma! I'm Shi Fan from Linquan Town. Ye Fan stepped forward with a smile.
"Oh" Deputy Secretary Ye, you seem to be still our leader! Then sit down. Bamboo girl. Go and ask Tingxian to come over and cook a few dishes, and I will do a few tricks with Deputy Secretary Ye."
Ma Gaitian said not salty, but still lying on the chair with a big grin. It seems that he is the leader, and Ye Dan is his subordinate.
The people who dared to love didn't take Ye Fan, the deputy secretary, in their eyes at all. The old horse also has the capital to be proud, to put it bluntly, it is his godfather Madelin! Don't say that Ye Fan is nothing. Even at Qin Zhiming's level, we are only a little polite.
Ye Fan frowned and didn't speak.
Qi Tian and Lu Wei were not happy, and said in their hearts: "You are too fucking angry!" Thinking like this, the brothers don't care who your godfather is, the two of them strode over, one with one left hand and one with the right hand, and the eagle grabbed the chicken and lifted the tall and tall Ma Gaitian village chief.
"What do you want to do?" Ma Gaitian was a little annoyed, because his hands were grabbed and dragged by his fat body, and he felt that the claws of the two boys were like vices.
"Catch you! Ye also wants to flatten you, Lu Wei and Qi Tian finished talking about Ma Gaitian, "What's wrong." He was thrown into the pool in front of the pavilion with a thud.
There was a splash in the pool, which frightened some large grass carp to jump up and make a snapping sound.
It was even more frightened that Lei Zhumei's face on the side turned green. shouted, "Someone! There are bad guys who want to kill the second uncle
"! You two turtle sons, dare to go to Ma Ye's territory to spread wild, if you don't pull out the skin of your two boys, Lao Tzu will not be surnamed Ma, mother
Ma Gaitian was scolding, and when he raised his eyes and swept the **, the black and heavy pistol hole in Qi Tian's hand, he suddenly became agitated, and he swallowed the last half of the curse back into his belly.
Trembling and asked, "Two, two brothers." I don't think I've done anything, do I? Seeing that Qi Tian ignored him, he played with the pistol and asked Lu Weidao: "Second brother, do you say that you will lose your breath first when you hit your head or first when you hit your heart?" โ
"This. It seems that the head is faster. Because the nerves in the brain are more concentrated, as long as a hemorrhage compresses the nerves, it will be ironclad. Lu Wei replied with a serious face, "But it's not fun to kill him, so it's even more exciting to just interrupt the dog whip under his crotch." I heard that this kid likes to play with women, and he made a row or something, and there is no such thing as trouble
"Also, I heard that there are not enough platoons. When playing cards, he actually farted the word, saying that he wanted to make a whole company of "good, come." Damn it! Better than you and my brothers! But it's also a bit troublesome.,No.,My marksmanship is a little bad.,His little earthworm is too small.,It's estimated that he will beat his ass into a plug and won't hit it.,Qi Tian pretended to be embarrassed and shook his head.ใ
"That! This, but it's a bit troublesome, but tie it up and aim at Lu Wei, who will definitely win the bid, smiled gloomily, and a certain black carbon person in the pool was scared of the cold, and it was about to become a popsicle stick.
"Ahh Other! We don't have so many good friends, only half of the drinking class, don't listen to those individuals chewing the root of their tongues and talking nonsense, what is there to compare with your two masters. โ
Ma Gaitian's body was trembling, and he quickly covered the thing under his crotch. This is his favorite Dongdong, without a big nest in his village, what; , mouth, milk, all can only be seen and not made.
Life is still alive as a birdball, at this time, I saw that Ye Fan seemed to suddenly grasp the life-saving straw, and shouted for help: "Ye" Leader Ye, I am also your soldier! You are in charge of finance, and I am also a regular staff member of the Finance Office of Linquan Town, please help the leader! Leader help, I, I don't dare anymore
"Alright, Qi Tian, put it away. Don't freak out Village Chief Ma. Ye Fan smiled faintly and hummed. Turning his head to look at Ma Gaitian, who was swinging in the pond, he was scolded and said, "If you don't get up yet, do you really want to eat guns?" My brother sometimes has soft hands, and if he accidentally goes off, he will be in trouble. Your gadget probably won't be enough for him to shoot. โ
Listening to Cai Xi Shi Fan Chunxiang said that this Ma village chief actually had an intention against her,
The heart said: "Hmph! You dare to come to the edge of Lao Tzu's forbidden meat, you don't want that stick under your crotch, do you? But this kid is probably a soft egg. It's almost time to scare a little
"Boom!"
Like a carp jumping over the dragon gate, Ma Gaitian's stupid body was as nimble as a cunning rabbit, and he suddenly vacated to the courtyard and rushed back to the room to change clothes.
He scolded angrily in his heart: "Damn! It's not two barbarians who came out of nowhere, they are probably soldiers, and they even have guns. scared the old horse to death, this Deputy Secretary Ye seems to be a little bit old, the brother has a gun, who can afford to provoke the gun! โ
After a while, Ma Gaitian changed his clothes and came back. Now he looks like a turtle grandson, bending down respectfully like a eunuch's father-in-law, and hurriedly invites Ye Fan to sit in the house.
"Hmmm! Village Chief Ma, I heard that your Shiping Village is very close to Miaokeng Township, if you want to open up the road between your village and Miaokeng Township, is there a way? . Ye Fan asked casually.
"Huh! Deputy Secretary Ye, I got through earlier, and I walked a little worse. Ma Gaitian looked proud, and at this time, Lei Zhumei led a fat woman into the house in a hurry.
The woman's waist was like a barrel, her face was thick, and her lips were thick. Round eyes and short nose. One arm is as thick as a child's thigh, and the waist and chest are simply the same round. To put it bluntly, there is no waist at all.
It's just that the pair of meat bumps in front of the chest tremble like two mountains, and they take out a bunch of them casually to compare, and hurry up to Qitian's head melon seeds.
Ye Fan and the others were also stunned, secretly frightened, and shook their heads. Xin said: "Village Chief Ma's hobby is really special. Ma Pi **, this milk is so big that it's really a bit scary.
Qi Tian secretly made an iron pot gesture to Lu Wei. It means that this woman's super big ass has passed the iron pot.
Lu Wei also replied with a tile kiln gesture, meaning that the iron pot was nothing. It is estimated that it is similar to the kiln where the bricks are fired. Later, he flipped it over and made a gesture, which meant that Brother Qi Tian, it was not a problem for your head to clamp that big asshole, and you almost didn't kill Qi Tian to death.
"Tingxian, hurry up and make a few dishes, our town leader has arrived." Ma Gaitian's eyes flashed. His mouth smashed and he wanted to laugh, but when he thought that the two killers were still present just now, he quickly closed his mouth.
Qi Tian compared the word 3 again, and Lu Wei secretly changed it to 4 words. Ye Fan looked at it and wanted to laugh, it is estimated that the two brothers are guessing whether this woman is going to be the milk number or the coffee number in Ma Village, and the fourth and second will definitely not leave, because it is not called Cuilian.
"! Fourth, I don't know who it is, but I must get to know it if I have the opportunity. Ye Fan thought like a spoof.
"It's been opened early, when." Ye Fan was a little surprised, and his mind was taken back from the fat woman.
It has been opened to traffic in June this year, Ma Gaitian wanted to smile proudly, but he didn't dare, and looked at Qi Tian, probably afraid of Qi Tian. There's a heart sickness.
"I heard that your village is still about four miles away from the Miaokeng Township Government station, and the four-mile road is a machine farming road, and it is estimated that the cost of explosives alone will be more than 100,000 yuan, right?" Ye Fan asked.
"That is, it cost tens of thousands. It took a lot of labor to get through our village and the Lei Shisai on the other side of the temple pit. โ
Ma Gaitian finally raised the head of the big man's dog. Speaking of this road, he is still very proud, because it was only done under his control.
"Town leaders, you may not know. For this road, I lost more than ten pounds. Fortunately, Gaitian's godfather got 10,000 yuan down. Otherwise, I won't want to open this road. The woman named Tingxian interjected on the side.
"Village Chief Ma's godfather seems to be a rich man, hehe" Ye Fan glanced at Ma Gaitian with ill intentions, and his heart moved: "If Ma Gaitian's godfather is a big boss, in the future, the road of Tianshui Dam may be renovated and you may be able to get hundreds of thousands more from him." โ
He is also a state cadre, not a rich man, Ma Gaitian grinned, "I work in the Moxiang City Finance Bureau." As the director. โ
Ma Gaitianyu almost startled Ye Fan as soon as he was out, and said in his heart: "Damn! It seems that I have bumped into the God of Wealth again, and it is still municipal, so I have to seize this opportunity. โ
In a blink of an eye, he immediately changed his smile and said: "I can't imagine that Village Chief Ma's godfather still has such a background, it's really a blessing for our town!" The head of the village of Ma.
In the future, the road of Tianshui Dam may have to be paved with oil. Why don't you go out and ask Director Ma to go up again, millions of dollars, and you can also pave the way for your village.
Hehe: "I'll give you credit for doing this well." Aren't you an officer of the Finance Office? At the end of this year, the province will have an "advanced worker, quota." Well done to Chief Ma, we can consider it. โ
Lord Ye smiled like a big bad wolf, which made Ma Gaitian's body and bones cold for no reason.