Chapter 206: Village Chief Ma's Riot
However, their village chief is not from the Yu people. It is a Han person, and the name of the horse is actually the head of Ma Gaitian Village, who was originally surnamed Lei, and his original name was Lei Gaitian. Later, he worshipped a horse's surname and godfather, so he changed his surname to Ma.
This person can be regarded as a bull man, and he has some backgrounds. There are also very many stories, so you might as well listen to them.
Ye Fan told Qi Tian and Lu Wei the riots he heard from Cai Xishi about Ma Gaitian's commotion, and the brothers almost dropped their jaws when they heard it. Qi Tian even forgot to drive the car, so he quickly stopped and listened to the old horse's romance first.
If you want to talk about Ma Gaitian, you have to talk about another one in Shiping Village. "Demon stick level. The character is Fan Chunxiang's younger brother Fan Net. This person is also a demon-level figure in Shiping Village.
Cai Xi Shi's younger brother Fan Wang is called a demon stick by the villagers, and the only thing that is better than the village chief Ma is that he is young, only old, and the cultural Cheng dù is the "police specialty" who was admitted to the provincial capital Shuizhou.
The village chief of Bima is only in the third grade of elementary school. The pretended half-hung cultural people plus the turtle gangsters are too strong.
In order to be able to show off in front of this group of dirt buns in Shiping Village, he not only has a big head, a thick neck, and a round and fat belly like a ball, in addition to more fat, more feces and urine, but also a belly full of rotten knowledge. Village Chief Ma has a heroic fountain pen issued by the Linquan Town Government firmly inserted in his chest, and he never leaves his body.
I once remembered that once the village chief Ma went to the county for a meeting, and walked for several hours before arriving in Linquan Town, because that day the net was blocked by a small road and the sliding rocks, and even the big three wheels could not get through Guò.
Therefore, the village chief Ma and his people had to walk hard, and when they arrived in Linquan Town, the village chief Ma remembered his "hero." When the pen came, he quickly touched the front pocket of the pen on his chest, and was immediately shocked.
It turned out that I forgot the hero pen inserted in my chest in the "dumb number". Cuilian's house. When you hear this dumb number, you will definitely think that it is the house number of Cuilian's house. Definitely! This murder No. 2 is Ma Gaitian himself
Target.
What are you making it up for? Everyone is confused again.
Because Comrade Lao Ma numbered all his good looks, his wife Lan Xiugu was of course a well-deserved boss, and it became a 0 planing number.
Cuilian was originally the wife of the second nobleson, but she also got along with the head of Ma Village, and Ma Gaitian also loved Cuilian very much. Just like the momentum of Tang Xuanzong's love for Yang Guiji at the beginning, he can be regarded as a favorite woman-level figure.
Therefore, Cuilian ranked behind his wife and occupied the second place, which was already quite high in ancient times, equivalent to the second room.
However, Lao Ma's second room is just a vacancy, because it is someone else's wife. It can't be true, so it's numbered 04.
According to Fan.com, Ma Gaitian still has sun, mouth, 10,000, and "it is estimated that it will not be less than two palms."
The second noble son was not at home last night, so of course Village Chief Ma went to Cuilian's place to push the meat mill all night.
In the morning, the second noble son came back early, and he came back suddenly, and Village Chief Ma hurriedly got up from Cuilian's belly and lifted his pants and ran, so he forgot about his "hero." actually fell under Cuilian's ass.
Later, Cuilian was on the rise, and the second noble son of his family didn't let go of a fart after returning home, so he put down the heavy line on his shoulders and went directly to the mountain to water vegetables.
Cuilian not only scolded angrily: "You dead wood, elm lumps. If you don't pull out that stick and pour the fire on the old lady's crotch, but go up the mountain to water a few sick vegetables in that prison, what are you doing? Alas! Forget it! That's it
As a result, when Village Chief Ma panted and rushed back to Cuilian in Shiping Village from Linquan Town, he found that Cuilian was holding his "hero" tightly. Fountain pen as a **stick.
is in his own hole while swiping a pen to practice calligraphy, "Uh-huh." Calling the head of the village of Ma, the mountain name horse, "The liquid on the side is dripping all over the rough cloth sheets.
Of course, the "hero fountain pen" of the village chief Ma was also ruined and became a chicken in the soup.
"That's fine!"
The village chief of Ma, who was stunned for a while, opened his mouth and was provoked, and he slapped Cuilian with a big ear and scolded:
"! Even your big loose cave has to be stuffed with at least a burning stick. Lao Tzu, this caterpillar, "hero, top fart."
This was personally awarded to Lao Tzu by Deputy County Magistrate Zhang. Alas! I knew that this thing still had such a fire-provoking use, so it would be more exciting to ask Deputy County Magistrate Zhang to send a burning stick next time. ”
And Village Chief Ma will definitely be able to take out a three-finger-wide notebook from the pocket of his greasy black dirt-covered pants, and there is also "Linquan Town Government" on it. Five large gilded characters.
However, because the village chief Ma did not wash his hands at all. So now that's the "Linquan Town Government." The five words are no longer clear, and the gilded characters have become ink characters, which are even more ancient, and the smell of book ink, sweat, and feces are blended together with a strange smell.
In terms of brains, Fan Wang's demon stick boasts that he is of course much brighter than Village Chief Ma, and even in terms of playing yin and deceit, he is no worse than Village Chief Ma.
is not as good as others at all, that is, in terms of engaging in other people's daughters-in-law, Fan Wangyi, "Of course, the afternoon chicken can only be ashamed of himself, and it is only the first time that there is only a red eye left."
At the age of 8, Fan Wang was still a tender boy chicken, and the mysterious black nest in the woman's lower abdomen had also been seen.
There are two sources, one is the old martial arts picked up from the garbage heap, which is actually the Spring Palace map.
Another source is to squat in front of other people's flower girls' pits and peep at other people's white and tender big butts to pee and shit. And it's particularly energetic, "Ququ, the sound of peeing with the fat buttocks, the sense of presence on the scene is particularly provocative."
Of course, the consequence of such a snoop is that Fan Wang's guy will generally wear cloth shorts and take a cold shower that night, and then his sister Fan Chunxiang will have to wash his shorts.
In this regard, the village chief of Renma can really be called a big buffalo, and he can endure it! The daughter-in-law of Shiping Village alone couldn't make a platoon, and when Village Chief Ma was fighting with people in the village, he would often advocate that his ideal in life was to assemble a reorganized company.
At that time, Fan Wang heard it and thought: "This matter is estimated to be difficult, because there are about 2 people in an integrated company of the army." It is estimated that the village chief of Ma is even the army "company." The compilation has not been figured out to boast of such a Haikou
There is a popular saying that the village chief's family is all mothers-in-law, piglets and calves
Child.
In fact, it is not that the village chief Ma did not make it clear. Even the "platoon." It's all confused, and he puts a cooking class at most **. People are formed into a reinforced "platoon." Finish.
I heard that Fanwang also forced the village chief of Ma Gaitian to write a letter of guarantee.
"Impossible! Village Chief Ma is so good, Fan Net, but a hairy boy who is only a late year, why did he fight Old Ma Qitian shook his head, obviously thinking that Ye Fan was saying unfounded words. Lu Wei also nodded straight to express absolute disbelief, this is also a little too bullish.
Hehe! Why did such a bullish village chief Ma Gaitian's rough big hand stretch out, and the earth emperor who could cover the vast blue sky of Shiping Village would swallow his anger and let Fan Wang, a demon stick who was not enough to see at all, force him to write a loan guarantee?
That's because Fan Net, which is called a "demon stick" by the people of Shiping Village. Naturally, there will be some demon moths of the whole person.
Last year, Fan had just been admitted to the police academy, but he had no money to pay tuition, and he didn't want to trouble his already hard-working sister Cai Xishi. Because the business of the spring coriander restaurant was not good at that time, and the gangsters ate for nothing, so the income can only be said to have gone through a hard life.
Therefore, Fan Wang's gang squatted in the corn cob field like a dutiful public security arrest general criminal for three days before Ma Gaitian, the head of Shiping Village, was arrested and raped in the corn cob field of the green gauze tent.
Ma Gaitian, the soil emperor of Shiping Village, had to admit that he would run into Fan Wang, a slut and a bastard demon, and his first reaction at that time was that after the bullfight, he quickly touched his rough skin and thick neck, and the thick neck of the small bucket was full of thoughts.
If you use force, you must make a comparison of strength. If the two sides compare their bodies, Fan Net is not enough to see at all.
Fanwang: Hurt rice, lean, and his face is extremely loose and ordinary. Belong to the kind of ordinary poor people who have no characteristics at all, and even give people a feeling of sickness, if you laugh can still reflect the characteristics of Shiping Cunren, with a sincere and honest face on the face, the whole image of a rural turtle.
Magatien: Rice. A stupid big man as thick as a big buffalo, a bulging arm with pimples is as thick as Fan Gang's thigh.
I heard that when I was young, I could carry a wild boar of about 300 catties and walk like a fly, and I smashed to death a ferocious wolf of more than 100 catties with my bare hands.
Therefore, this person is a ruthless person who is rich, powerful, fists and status in Shipingzhai, and he is one in the village. He is the owner of the brick house, in fact, he is just a turtle to the head of the gangsters.
The body is obviously at a disadvantage compared to Fan Net. In terms of family wealth, Fanwang is not even worthy of carrying shoes and cooking soup for the head of Ma Village. However, Village Chief Ma knows the "demon stick" of Fan Net best. of the origin.
"The origin of the demon stick, it's very interesting, tell me what is the origin? Hahaha," Lu Wei couldn't help but interject and asked, his eyes shining with great interest.
Speaking of Fan Net, this "demon stick." There is also a wonderful story about the origin of the nickname.
A few years ago, Fan Wang was only a year old, and during the summer vacation, this kid went to the mountains to chop wood as usual. For the children of Shiping Village, it is very simple to chop firewood, trap wells, catch a few pheasants and hares, and it can also be said to be a compulsory course for the people of this village.
This time, in order to chop some larger sticks, he went deeper into the mountains, and after cutting the bundles, he was humming, "I picked up a penny on the side of the road, this song when I walked back."
Suddenly, a sharp evil wind mixed with a fishy smell that could stink the dead and not pay for their lives rushed from behind.
"Not good! The wolf-pig cubs have arrived".
Fan Wang's heart was excited, and his nephew was trembling, and he felt bad. Quickly turned around and put down the firewood, and was about to pull out the firewood and stab it backhand, it's late! A ferocious, more than 200 pounds of "red-headed wolf pig." Directly pounced on him from the side and came to play with his mouth. If you want to know what happens next, please log in, more chapters. Support the author, support genuine reading! Day 08 Shanshu ridiculed the mustard umbrella