15 fairies are gallant, and they use evil magic to live beautiful men
15 fairies are gallant, and they use evil magic to point out the picture of a beautiful man
"Great, more than guilty," Zeus pretended to speak weakly, "it was this fool I didn't take care of, it was Hera, the cicada XB, who sent the fairy to be the secretary, and this secretary didn't know where to learn the art of inducing dreams, and led the generalissimo into the dream and killed and injured the god of war." ”
"Is it that simple?" God said, "All the sins of the fairies?" ”
"Yes, my lord," answered Hera, "it is the fairy who has made a mistake in her spell. I don't know where she learned this new gadget, which can lead people into dreams, and the dreamer will not know that she is in a dream, as if she was instructed to actually complete the task that is being pointed to.
This is the only new technology in the world, and she has not applied for a patent or experimented with it, and it is still in the preliminary stage, and it is her control system that has a problem. ”
"Where is this fairy now?" God asked.
"I beheaded her," said Hera, "because she didn't learn how to dress, and the devil wanted her to do something weird, which is clever and mistaken for cleverness." ”
"Definitely." God said, "This person should not die, this person is a pillar of society, as long as she persists in it, her dream induction skills will be very valuable." Patented products, that have 100% one step in place, the first generation of products is always inferior to the second generation of products, the third generation of products began to stabilize its performance. ”
"If she didn't die, she would be innocent?" Hera said, "Now, even if she hadn't died, would you spare her?" ”
"What do you mean by that?" God asked.
"I transferred this fairy to someone else, and it was someone else who died." Hera said.
God and his entourage all laughed when they heard it, you have to admit it if you don't admit it, he has already done DNA, what the hell are you kidding, you have to get a female corpse to change the bag, and you have made a different gender, a male corpse.
"My lord, are you all crazy? Why are you laughing so madly for no reason? Hera was also crazy, and she didn't know what to say.
"Definitely. Definitely. God said, "We are all laughing at you fool, you are so clever in front of people who are lower than you, and you are no more than that in front of people who are higher than you." It can be seen from this that people are not smart or not smart, but their status is low and high, and if you give power to the grass people, the emperor is also a fool. ”
While talking, someone brought the fairy up, and when the fairy saw that God was coming, she was so frightened that she was so frightened that she was fighting all over her body. God saw that the woman really looked like a human being, so he stepped forward and put a finger on the woman's chin and said, "You seem to be a good person, what kind of books have you read?" ”
"Back to my lord, this woman studied at the 'Universe Women's Normal College' in her early years, and she has not yet graduated. Later, because of the Third World War, UFOs beat the first earthlings to nowhere to hide, and I dropped out of school. Since then, he has been self-taught at home. The fairy said.
"Then you are a man who is a drifter at home," said God, "and there are many people like you in the world, because now you are alone, free and free." I'm not afraid of being poor, I stay at home all day, thinking about some bizarre things. ”
Thinking of this, God began to say to the fairy in the language of wings, no, it was a silent language to the fairy: "Good sister, it is my brother who did not take good care of you and made you suffer so much, I will write you a letter of recommendation now, with it in hand, choose any unit, let you play to your strengths." ”
"Take her back to heaven for trial." God pretended to be a ghost and said to his subordinates.
Do you think there are really good people in the world? Definitely. God really looks at this sister as a sister, and he has selfish intentions to bring her to heaven and be a junior. In addition, he also wants to learn the "dream induction technique", and God also wants to apply for a patent for this technology. If you look at this society, whoever falls into it will be greedy.
"My lord," Jesus said, "what will be done to the dog man and woman?" ”
"Let them be gone," said God to his subordinates in a silent voice, "and whoever comes will be the same, but if they get someone from the mortal world, they will be even more confused, and they will be considered highly talented." Can those uneducated mortals be good people? Definitely. If you come to them to be a big official, they will want to eat a big fat man, and they will be crazy about money. ”
God and his fellow women and the fairy, whom God called the Wise Woman. They went back to heaven, and God may not have a wife, and here it is said that God brought the female doctor straight home.
In God's eyes, this female doctor is equivalent to a country girl, because the fairy is one level lower than God, which means that God is a person from a big city, and a folk girl is his fairy fruit. He treated the female doctor as a treasure.
"Dear, you go take a bath first," God introduced the female doctor into the bath, and he began to take aphrodisiac pills, and he was ready to have a good time. What kind of ghost world is this, people, ghosts and immortals, except for this or this.
"Where's the pajamas?" The fairy came to the bedroom after taking a shower and began to look for pajamas on her bare ass.
God took the wrong bottle when he took the aphrodisiac pill, took a laxative, and was going to the toilet at this time. "I'm mad at me," God said in his heart.
This is a common saying in the world: "If you are in a hurry, it must be extinguished." ”
It's a mess, God took the wrong aphrodisiac, took the laxative, and forgot to bring paper when he went to the toilet. I had no choice but to skid-up my ass and rub it against the wall. It's a pity that this God with fine skin and tender flesh is rubbed with blood. Turned a female doctor into a female nurse.
"Alas," God is singing the 'Ala Song'"
"Don't move, don't move," the fairy was medicating him, "God, don't move, it'll be fine soon, it's a miracle medicine." "Isn't that nonsense on your cicada XB. Even people are gods, can medicine not be gods?
In this world, whether it is a man or a god, once favored, he will be bold. The female doctor was emboldened by her favor before God, and she gave God sleeping pills as painkillers, and ate God until she fell asleep like a pig.
After God fell asleep, she wandered around in heaven and heaven, and it looked like a few oil paintings. But when she walks up to a beautiful man's drawing, guess what? Is it true that heaven is nothing more than that? Definitely. Heaven is heaven, and no other place is incomparable.
She saw a picture of a peerless beautiful man, and she often saw this picture in the mortal world, the difference was that she was a fairy eye, and the person in the painting had already walked down the wall as she wished, and took the fairy's hand and eloped with the fairy.
Who is the beautiful man in this painting? Why is he so beautiful? Unexpectedly, a fairy who doesn't even love God is violating the rules of heaven for him, ** Bao Tian.
This cicada XB is also lustful.,Dream inducing almost caused trouble and turned around.,Now because of falling in love with painting beautiful and beautiful men.,Take improper means.,Perform the evil crooked way "dot painting resurrection technique.。
Here is a hidden talk about the general description of this painting, the name of the painting is two characters, a Jeolla male portrait, and the hair is curly. It is reported that he is liked by the people because of his meritorious service. It is said that during a battle, he picked up a small pebble on the ground with his bare hands and hit the hand of the leader of the other party, causing the spear in his hand to fall to the ground...... The younger sisters are certainly no strangers to the characters in this painting. (Please guess in the comments?) )