"Strange news, strange news in the world has appeared, Helen is now milking and directly killed Li Shiminmei, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty Empire! Dead are still looking at the beauty Helen's ambition, really laughing at the dead, Helen may be rated as the world's first beauty, I heard that Xi Shi is also going to stand aside...... "Li Shimin died when watching the beauty Helen sit on the stage, and it was also the first time Helen came to Normandy to step on the stage to show the United States, as soon as the news came out, the people ran frantically to tell each other.

This time, Helen landed in Normandy to show the United States, and the supreme god had already notified him, hoping that the people of the world would not go to watch, because this time it was a pure war need, and it was a grand event to gather the heroes of the world, and it was mainly to compete for the Golden Fleece.

Helen is also a move by Lida this time, she hopes that the heroes of the world will admire Helen's arms, and then take advantage of the situation to raise troops to attack Sparta, and think of a natural success.

This matter was also agreed by the king Zeus, and in order to prevent the robbery of the beautiful Helen, the king Zeust sent the beautiful god of war Athena to serve as a guard.

Athena is fully armed, wearing a golden helmet (sunflower crown), wearing gold armor, and holding a spear (scepter) in her hand. Just the general general, still need to fight? The glow that radiates from your eyes is enough to kill you, and the shrimp soldiers and crabs will be a large piece.

The entire Normandy beach is waving flags, (much more macro than the Lord of the Rings, much more macro than any known scene, because this is the battle of the earth, and the Central Plains will be the eight-nation alliance against the entire army of half the world in the middle earth, which may write Lu Bu well and bring Diao Chan to the stage. Red, yellow, blue and green, everything is unclear, and only one's own troops can distinguish the direction and color of their own troops.

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"Hu Jinghui, ignition!" Di Renjie was presiding over Li Shimin's cremation, and he was asking Hu Jinghui to light the fire.

Li Shimin's dead body was placed on a tall pile of dry firewood, and the flames of the firewood that had been lit began to slowly scurry into the sky. The mourners are like a choir in the temple, crying slowly and slowly according to the tune. This thing can't be in a hurry, and it can't sing very fast. You can't just howl, because it's not a problem that can be solved in a moment, you have to release your energy slowly. You are in a hurry, and before you finish singing, you are exhausted to death in the middle. Do you want to borrow immortals to ascend to heaven?

Di Renjie was speechless, he led the high-level generals to circle around Li Shimin's cremation pile, and it was also in this way to win the generals' submission to him, which is called taking over Emperor Li Shimin's class by default, and he is the only one who wears linen and filial piety...... This was learned from profiteers. Lose first, earn later. First to be someone's cub, then to take over other people's class, this business made him secretly happy.

The crying words are roughly as follows:

The Tang Empire unified the country, the emperor ascended the throne, three palaces, six courtyards, seventy-two concubines, and beauties covered the sky and the sun like clouds, why were you killed by a foreign cat? When Wu Zetian first got married, who could compare to her beauty? (This eulogy was written by Di Renjie in front of Wu Zetian, who knew that this would be written into history, so she emphasized that Di Renjie should bring this pen with her.) It is also true that Wu Zetian was only one step away from being included in the five beauties of ancient China. The main reason is that she kills a few more men, and between the adulteress and the beautiful woman, she can only choose one of the two paths, and the result is that she is included in the goods on the road of the adulteress because of the difference of one vote. ）

In terms of sex, it's not that you haven't seen the world, being an emperor and being riddled with beautiful women every day, like a boat on the sea, seeing a lot of wind and waves, how can a foreign cat make your eyes straight, like a turtle boat in a stinky ditch, let you turn the boat over?

Woohoo mourn my emperor. You will go to the immortal body, may you sleep in a good dream, dream of Helen all the time, and dream of beauty every night. Just remember not to keep your eyes open too wide. Love beauty don't let the soul out of the body, you have to have a plan, take the hard truth slowly, you can't be a beauty in a hurry, and you can't create a great career with a short life.

You have to learn to be relaxed and hard to pass from above. If you are soft, you can make a groove, which is the last word of life, and it is the best policy to ensure that you don't die......

The meaning of these lyrics is to persuade the deceased not to fall for this in the future, to eat this trench with death, and to hope to grow this wisdom in order to awaken and save experience for the next survival.

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"There is news that the Tang Dynasty Emperor Li Shimin was killed by Helen's beauty, which may be a strange talk that shocked the world, but it did happen. For the sake of prudence, our army has been heavily armed since then, and no one should have the idea of being willing to die even if he looks at a beautiful woman, once he really goes to see it, this idea may take effect immediately, and people will die in a transcendent satisfaction.

This is a beautiful woman's poisonous trick used by Lida, which may not have attracted the attention of the high god realm, otherwise she is violating the rules and killing people without weapons, which is an evil way, and heaven does not allow it.

We also hope that all the generals and colleagues will not be fortunate. The beauty of this product is sharp, and when she passes for a while, more people will wear out her sharpness. If you are fishing, you have to wait for it to be tired and soft, and when you can't rush into the big waves, we will wait to slowly reel in the line. This is Bao Zheng's important speech for all the soldiers.

Of course, Bao Zheng knows that Lida's evil art is her patent. Of course, you can't use the failure of Zhanzhao's beautiful male plan to affect the fact that you will no longer need a beautiful woman in the future, and consider the problem when scoring.

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"Zeng Gong, drink tea!" This is Zeng Guo's mansion, he has been retired at home for many years, this is his mistress Chunyan, Chunyan once got the benefits of Zeng Gong when he worked in Hualou, and now Chunyan is good to him, purely to repay the kindness of the first half of his life.

"It's really unreasonable, Bao Zheng sent a letter asking me to attack the Golden Fleece, and also took out a beautiful woman to tempt me, don't talk about it, there are still beautiful women in the world who make me tempted, unless the goddess of heaven descends to earth." Zeng Guofan looked at the letter on the bookcase and seemed to say to himself.

"Goose, let me see, what's written here?" Chunyan set her sights on the bookcase, because the font was not simplified, making Chunyan see that the paper was a mess.

But it's also because Chunyan was born in Hualou, so naturally she won't have a lot of deep knowledge, and the words are too ancient, so she had to ask Zeng Gong: "What is this all written about?" ”

Zeng Guofan saw Chunyan come to his side, and the embarrassment of talking to himself was lightened by the fragrance of the woman's hair, and love was born from the heart. So he hugged Chunyan into his bosom and told Chunyan what he said in the letter: "It is said that there is a beautiful woman in Greece, whose beauty surpasses the four beauties of China. Now it's causing a stir, and heroes from all over the world will land in Normandy to gather to grab the Golden Fleece as a springboard and get the beauty. The woman's name was Helen......"

(This character is not easy to write, it is too close, and it is almost a person.) In the end, it was written that when he appeared, it was the right time to lead the Hunan army...... ）

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Han Gaozu Liu Bang received Di Renjie's letter, at first felt incomprehensible, when he carefully read the stunner in the letter, the god descended from the sky, the hormones in the body were like being disturbed by the spring breeze, and the anti-aircraft gun in the pants pointed directly at Normandy, which was thousands of miles away - the Carmen of the beautiful Helen.

A kind of heartfelt desire to laugh, how can the messenger stand in front of his eyes, this can't help but behave, let the messenger go back and tell the boss, won't I become the emperor of? Shame me on.

Thinking of this, Liu Bang waved his hand and motioned for the messenger to withdraw temporarily. Goose, the goal has been achieved, and the task is to let Liu Bang read the letter in person, and the next thing is to wait for Liu Bang's reply, of course, you can wait outside.

Zhang Huan got Liu Bang's signal, and then withdrew from Liu Bang's office, and before Zhang Huan's background disappeared, Liu Bang couldn't help but laugh and coughed. Zhang Huan glanced at Liu Bang with the rest of his eyes through a small turn, and happened to see Liu Bang walking out of the background watching him, and Liu Bang was blushing with a suffocating face. But this did not affect Zhang Huan to see clearly that Liu Bang was so bold that he dared not laugh, which caused this phenomenon to occur because he couldn't stop in the middle.

When the messenger was far away, Liu Bang wanted to regain his first impression, and then wanted to return to laughing, but he seemed to have forgotten to bring the key, and could not open the door of the happy smile, and replaced the rhapsody of nature with contemplation.

To go or not to go? This is a problem, and a serious one. Everything is the same, the more you don't think about it, the easier it is, and the more you think about it, the more complicated it becomes. At this time, Liu Bang was put into this situation, he thought that this was 10,000 people going up the mountain, only one person could stand on the top of the mountain, and the rest would be killed halfway up the mountain, which was the most basic logic. At first, they all flocked to it, and they thought it was just fun, and they lost their lives while playing.

However, the greater the risk, the more valuable the matter, and this is from the point of view of the highest wisdom, which is of course different from the values of the lower minds, and a rogue beats a man to death for a small gold necklace. Is it also risky and valuable?

Liu Bang's eyes were staring at the word beauty, as if this was Helen lying in front of him without a cloth, this kind of naked X naked X naked temptation no man can pass! Moreover, she is the first beauty in all Greece, and the letter also said that if it can be compared correctly, it can be sure that it is the first beauty in the world. Obey my life, this is a person with power, you have to gamble. One can reach the pinnacle of the world's male heroes, and the other is to reach the original physiological perfection world of men!

There is a thought that Liu Bang is like a monkey picking up a piece of ginger, eating it spicy, and losing it can not be retrieved again, that is to say, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and it is certain that you can't get it if you don't take the risk, and similarly, the risk is only a few points of certainty, and the odds of winning are not between five or five, it is to buy a lottery ticket, one in ten thousand or more.

However, this is about to kill Liu Bang, but Di Renjie said in the letter that there are Queen Mother and Guanyin Niangniang who are secretly playing ghosts, almost telling Liu Bang that the lottery ticket is hidden in the hands of the Queen Mother...... (To be continued.) )

PS: Zeng Guofan is not in the writing plan, but Murakami said that our surname Zeng was written in, and this is the only one. It's just enough for the Eight-Nation Alliance!