"Is this Helen sitting on the high place?" Li Shimin asked Di Renjie, Li Shimin's eyes were straight, and he kept his mouth open when he said this, saliva was like a child under the age of one, and when he saw his mother undressing and breastfeeding, his saliva naturally flowed out.

"Yes, Your Majesty, how is this girl?" Di Renjie was unhurried, and gave the emperor an understatement, leaving no embellishments for the time being.

"Is it a fairy in the sky?" Li Shimin's eyes are still straight, these eyes are like dead fish, they will never turn any longer, and their hearts have died on the face of Helen's beauty. Of course, his inner world is conjecturing about the perfect world of women, which includes, shame me to death!

It's like a beauty fair, the beauty Helen is the host country, and she has the privilege of occupying the best position, which is at the highest point of the island of the gods, which is arranged by Zeus, the king of heaven.

This is a high platform dotted with flowers, and in the middle sits the beautiful Helen, who wears a very dazzling golden crown on her head. Shawls draped over his shoulders, red satin, gold thread walking on the side, his chest is open in all directions, two ambitious pharaohs on both sides of the Nile River are buried, the square pyramid without slope, ** and like two rubies on the top of the pyramid tower. And, of course, the navel, and the shame of me.

The soul of the first emperor of the Tang Empire flew out of the sky, and his whole body was an empty shell.

"Emperor, Emperor, Emperor!" Goose, Di Renjie screamed three times in a row, but Li Shimin didn't hear a single reply, not even a whisper, not even a word, not even angry.

Di Renjie's first reaction was to put his hand under Li Shimin's nose to see if there was air passing through Li Shimin's nose, if there was, it could prove that Li Shimin was not dead, this is the flow of air in and out of the nose, if not, then it is very likely that the goods have stopped the respiratory system and the soul has been out of the body.

Really no, Helen's beauty made Li Shimin see that his soul was out of his body, and his body was dead. is not saved, this is called ascending immortals.

"Emperor, Emperor, Emperor!" Wu Zetian saw that the situation was wrong, so he also screamed three times in a hurry, but he didn't get a response.

This thing can cry, like all women in the world, when the husband has a problem, the first thing is to cry, and when he dies, he is obliged to cry. If you don't die, you can get a handful of sympathy first, anyway, the problem is already in front of you, you just look at it, right?

Di Renjie panicked, he thought of keeping this secret in advance, so as not to mess up the morale of the army, he didn't do any preparations, it was too sudden.

"Queen Mother, don't you go out in advance, okay? Afraid of messing up the morale of the army? Di Renjie said cautiously to Wu Zetian.

"Don't touch me, you horny thief, I just want him to help you get Helen's B fuck, shameless!" Wu Zetian was dumb, this is also a natural attribute, because it was caused by you Di Renjie, and now that my husband is dead, the anger must be on your head.

Di Renjie was really frightened, just like a wolf dog in front of the door of a rich man's house now, when he saw someone approaching, he couldn't help but break free from the chain and pounced on it, just biting someone's neck, not being scared half to death unless this person died half of it first?

Di Renjie was ashamed, so angry that he wanted to hit his head against the wall and die, and Dengniu B's death was completely fake, because there were only horses in that place. Di Renjie saw Wu Zetian from the polarized light of his eyes, like the blue-faced fanged ghost in a nightmare, as scary as he was.

Then let's talk about Wu Zetian's mental activities from the perspective of God. Wu Zetian was neither cold nor hot to Li Shimin, and in some ways he preferred to be colder, but when he saw that Li Shimin had returned to heaven, he immediately changed his mood. Just like driving, most veterans understand that when there is a steep slope in front of them, they immediately have to change their positions, change from fast to slow, slow to stop moving forward, don't trade your life for fun, don't have to squeeze yourself into the ranks of ignorance and madness?

Wu Zetian remembered that when he was in his mother's house, whenever a woman died of her husband, the first one to come was to cry in the dark, open the long-sealed love and love, and everything was embellished with crying and crying, and slowly poured out of the stomach one by one through the inertia of crying:

Oh my God, how do you say you're leaving? You left me unprepared, my husband!

This is a start, so what should I cry about? Yes, people's thinking ability is mostly slow-moving, there has to be a buffer process, when you think you can't think of anything, you just stop and don't do anything else for a while, your subconscious mind is helping you to prepare everything to prepare. Our consciousness is like a mother, you have to take the college entrance examination tomorrow, needless to say, she is preparing everything for you to go to the exam room today.

Wu Zetian paused for a while, and then began her long years of reminiscences: I think that when my sister first married, her husband was the first emperor of Huaxia, and her territory occupied more than half of the earth. After that, Nanshan put sabers and guns into storage. Who is tired of the emperor and letting him bury the country?

The civil war has turned from a camel to a chicken. Later, my mother taught me to marry the emperor, saying that I could help the emperor govern the country. I was young and ignorant, and all day long I was trying to make myself showy, like a piece of stinky meat hanging on a high earthen wall, in honor of provoking flies.

Every day I live a luxurious life with no green heart and no heart, and I kill countless men, all because I dislike them for being too short, and I only think that I have the ability, why don't I choose the longest?

Originally, I also thought of how many men in the world are generally long, but a bad-hearted eunuch said that if you can find a white crow, then you can be sure that there are a few men in the world...... On this day, the eunuch took us to hunt in the royal hunting grounds, but he was so bad that he dyed a crow white and killed me with an arrow.

Out of this coffin logic, all crows are white, and there must be a few men in the world who are special. I ordered my subordinates to have 3,000 a day, and at first I didn't think of a good way, so I only used the local method, and let my body feel it one by one, but after half a day, I was crushed to death by a thousand men, and I was so tired that I was tired. The geese have fallen two thousand and I don't know how long they are.

Later, I had a plan to measure it with a ruler, because I was afraid of the royal scandal by letting these people out, and the eunuch said to kill all the people who didn't want it (this repentance is all lying and blames the eunuch on the head.) If you have a specialty, keep it for long-term use?

Goose, as a result, several mass graves in the royal backyard are buried, there are no white crows in the world at all, and similarly, there are no men in the world who have special skills at all. This evil is monstrous and no one knows about it, because the power is great, and it wants to satisfy what cannot be satisfied. Because as long as it is the same attribute, it is impossible to satisfy the desire of the same attribute, which is the rule of heaven.

(At that time, some people said that there was a donkey dog, because it was not the same attribute, and its length was completely beyond the ability of people to accept, if you want to try it, then you must control the speed of people on the side, and put an inch if you can put it in, you have to leave it alone, and people will die if they want to die.) In other words, people can never achieve the highest satisfaction, there is no sense of perfection in this, and if you are half-crippled, you will shout long live God.

Wu Zetian's idea caused many capable women to follow suit. For example, if you go abroad to marry your husband, the subtext is to look for a few men, of course, you have to have the ability, otherwise you can go abroad as a country idiot, you will honestly pick up an inch and live a good life for two inches, in other words, you don't want to have enough to eat, go back to five or eight years and live a lifetime. Fuck you yesterday, back to the topic. ）

Later, someone leaked that the white crow was dyed by the eunuch with lime water, so I was so angry that I slaughtered the eunuch. And so it was over.

Li Zhi, a short-lived ghost, was reincarnated as a gangster, and when he saw that I was still good-looking, he took me out of the temple (Ganye Temple). Love is not a day's love. We'll be fine before you die. Maybe it was my fate that the hungry tiger was reincarnated, and Li Zhi was eaten to death by me soon after.

It's like a boat drifting into the ocean, with no sense of direction, no one can steer my sexuality, and that's what makes me mess up. In turn, I also have my own seventy-two male concubines in three palaces and six courts.

(Wu Zetian was the first and only female emperor in the history of our country.) The title of emperor began during the Qin Dynasty. In the Northern Wei Dynasty, more than 150 years earlier than Wu Zetian, there was a female emperor, she was the daughter of Emperor Xiaoming of the Northern Wei Dynasty. Miss Yuan's accession to the throne was completely directed by her grandmother, Empress Dowager Hu. But it didn't completely support the emperor, and neither did an 'emperor' like Empress Lu

So Wu Zetian is the first and only female emperor in the history of our country)

"Auntie, stop crying, when is this coming, it will mess up the hearts of the army!" Wu Yuanmin was called by Di Renjie to persuade Wu Zetian not to cry anymore, Wu Yuanmin called Wu Zetian's aunt because they had the same surname, and it was most appropriate to call her aunt.

"Yikes!" Wu Zetian wanted to get angry, thought of the little note she left for Li Shimin, and wanted to scold Wu Yuanmin's little X, or goblins and other words, but considering that he was also tired of crying, he should stop and take a break, so that he could have a quiet mood and take care of Li Shimin's future.

"Auntie, stop crying, let them go and take care of the emperor's funeral. Come, I'll help you to the side and rest in the pergola first......" Wu Yuanmin gave Wu Zetian a step, and Wu Zetian naturally went down.

"Sister, it's all your godfather's fault, from the Central Plains Continent to the Middle Earth Continent, just for a piece of B with flowers on it. I think these men are crazy, do you believe me? The emperor just went first, and in the end, there was no one who would not die in this goods B, Helen was indeed beautiful, even more beautiful than when I was young.

When I found out that this product was so beautiful, I thought of cutting the emperor away, goose, before I could do it, the emperor wanted to be a beautiful woman. There are beautiful women in the world, but I haven't seen a more beautiful woman than this, I guess the emperor thought that he could see such a beautiful woman, and it was worth dying. Then let him go in peace, my husband! Wu Zetian, with the support of Wu Yuanmin, was walking towards the pergola, which was the last sentence. (To be continued.) )