"This hut is my home, and the bison is on top of the hill opposite. Do you want to eat a hare before going up the mountain, it's better to have one, it will give you super stamina. The old woman said.

Theseus frowned, feeling a little hungry: "Then let's have one." ”

The old woman broke the earth from the hut and buried the hare in the ground, which in ancient times meant by the refrigerator: "It was fought yesterday, and when you go to recover this bison, there is another one buried in the ground, and I will wait for you to come and ...... in the hut."

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Sure enough, when Theseus went up the mountain, he saw the dead bodies of three women, which was probably the work of the bull. After a while Theseus came to the bull's lair. At first glance, this is the same bull. The bull was sleeping, and Theseus circled the bull and saw that it was a bull, and that it was a good belly.

The prince picked up a large stone, with which he was about to smash the bull's head, and was about to smash it down, when Theseus thought why he had not brought a weight with him when he set out, for he had heard the old woman say that the bull could not use instruments, and for the sake of fairness and justice, he did not bring a machete. Isn't it against the original purpose of setting out to smash the bull's head with a big rock now? Thinking of this, Theseus only hit the bull on the side of the bull's head with the stone he lifted in his hand, which was to wake up the bull in shock, and then use his true skills to compete with the bull.

The shock really shook the bull to a foot high, and the prince quickly came to the tail of the bull and reached out to hold its tail. The bull flew up on its hind feet and kicked at the prince, who grabbed one horn on the bull's head with one hand and the other so that the ox could not run in a straight line, but only circled around the prince.

After a period of fighting spirit, the prince finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the ox ran like a crutch and staggered like a drunkard. Theseus let go of his grip on his tail and quickly jumped onto the bull's head. Riding on the neck of the bull, he clenched the horns with both hands.

However, the prince miscalculated, a huge bull. It's a trivial thing to ride on your neck alone. The bull was not connected by head to tail, and soon returned to running in a wild straight line. A bison was running wildly through the woods, and the little finches were so frightened that they flew around. Among them, there is a demigod and half-fairy little finch, and the land lord was also woken up, and he just crawled out of the ground with a dusty face and called the little god finch and said, "Go and call Guanyin Bodhisattva." Tell her that the prince is in trouble......"

The little god sparrow did not dare to slack off at all, and rushed to the Guanyin Temple with a frightened mind. As soon as things were in a hurry, the wings of the little god sparrow were turned on one side, not the usual two sides instigated at the same time, but one wing was instigated three or four times, and then the wings of the other side began to stir again, which was like a boat without a sword in the middle of the river to yawn. Usually in the woods foraging for food, something to fly to the Guanyin Temple, today there is a ghost to pull the hind legs, not five miles away. I was so tired that I couldn't breathe, and I almost lost my breath.

The little god stopped on the small tree in the Guanyin Temple and said, "Sister Guanyin, Sister Guanyin, the prince is in trouble, the prince is in trouble." ”

Guanyin's face was dusty and poked his head out of the temple gate and said, "Is it Prince Weilian?" ”

"No, it's Prince Theseus. You are a cute seller, and you are a prince of Weilian, and I am with you Weilian Musi. Haven't you washed your face in a long time? "Because Guanyin always likes to treat the little finches in the neighborhood as her little brother and little sister, so these little finches are also willing to report to Guanyin that she is good-looking.

"Don't mention, none of the monks in this temple are good. I didn't hear that I was going to marry Zeus, the king of heaven, but I just heard about it, and they all thought that I was in a hurry to break my fast and treat me like a fool. What else do you say that the ghost is close to the water and the tower gets the moon first. Play with me as Sister Moon. Think beautifully. Is your ditch water also called water? Just like gutter oil is also called oil? Guanyin said.

"There are no monks in this temple?" The little god finch asked.

"Do I dare to stay? In the past, they all thought that I was the reincarnation of a jade girl, and said that I was Sai B, which never attracted the attention of monks. Ever since there were rumors that I was going to marry Zeus, the king of heaven, those light-boned river fishers were like Columbus discovering the New World, kissing my mouth when he washed his face with me, and touching my private parts when he wiped his body with me. Let me fire them in a fit of anger and let them go to Xinhua to dig coal, who called them light-boned? Guanyin said.

The little god finch is so well-behaved, he brought a leaf and touched the dust on his face with Guanyin and said: "Sister, you are really, don't you just scold them a few words, who is not good at this mouth, and you are very beautiful, if I am I will also be bad, looking at each other every day, who can bear it?" ......" the little god finch finished talking and stealing fun.

Of course, there is no reason to starve cooks to death in the world, and the monks in these temples have been washing my face and touching my body for thousands of years, and they have never done anything bad. The bad thing is that the mother is bad, she floated in the air to say that she would marry me to Zeus, the king of heaven, and the monks thought I was a man.

How can I not dismiss them all, I am doing this for their good, you must know who Zeus is? It's Thor, a Thunder Guild that has beaten them to ashes. He is the supreme god in heaven, how can he allow others to touch his pure land? It's a small ruffian hooligan's horse, and if someone gets it, they will have their tendons cut. Guanyin said with a sigh.

"To have power is to be capricious. Have you decided to get married? "The little god finch is touching the bottom of Guanyin.

"Is it okay not to marry? This is all awake, and the monks are not exhausted to death. Besides, I've had enough of these thousands of years of lonely life, and I don't have any taste at all, it's really boring. Guanyin said.

"Will your brother Nyorai Buddha approve of your marriage?" The little god sparrow pretended to wash Guanyin's face, but he was really digging Guanyin's heart, who said it wasn't? There is no one who doesn't say backwords, and the little god sparrow won't go outside to spread the word after that?

"Blame him? It's not my own brother. What age is this, I'm not human? I'm fed up, I Guanyin says I'm a good person, in fact, I've been holding on all the time, if I like it, let me live an ordinary life! Guanyin began to cry as she spoke.

This cicada B himself couldn't figure it out, why was he fooled by Brother Zhao at that time? has been fooled into being an old place for thousands of years. Woman, the more I think about it, the more sad and sad I become, how can it not make people cry?

"Come to think of it, my sister is so pitiful." Strange ghosts, the little bird god was also infected and cried, and the ghost wants you to ask people about their sadness?

"You wait a minute, I'll go pee and come here." Guanyin said.

After a while, Guanyin came back after peeing, and Xiao Shenque asked again: "Sister, didn't you say that you can pee with tears, you cry and urinate, so you are not afraid of dehydration?" ”

"Short B, you have a poor mouth. Crying tears are just superficial articles, how much water can there be? I drank porridge in the morning, and the wind was tight at the moment, if I ate and drank a lot and was investigated, who of us gods would have no shit on his ass? Our temples are not splendid, and those land fathers live in chicken sheds...... Isn't this greed? Guanyin said.

"You didn't build this splendid splendor, but those stupid farmers built it with voluntary donations, which is also called greed?" The god finch said.

"Ignorance, ignorance. Isn't it that the gods are high and the gods are big, will they volunteer? Definitely. Do you know why you live in a chicken shed? Although they are also gods, just as the poor are also human beings, and the powerless and powerful ghosts give them gold and glory? No, I heard that the river is going to be repaired again this year, and three rivers have sent millions of gold dust, saying that my face is full of freckles, and I have secretly poured it into the toilet, I am greedy, and when I marry the king Zeus, I am still afraid of poverty? Guanyin said.

"Really. Is it okay to let Xiao Shenque be my sister's bridesmaid when my sister gets married? The little finch said flatteringly.

"The eight characters haven't been skimmed yet, my sister won't give any answer for the time being, and if the two are yellow in the future, they won't be ashamed to die. Don't go outside and talk nonsense, my Guanyin Bodhisattva is not the most beautiful woman in the world, if Shi Xi hears this cicada B is not compared with me, whoever is the most beautiful will marry the king, I don't have mutton to eat and cause a fishy body? What are you going to do first? Guanyin said.

"Say you'll marry me as a bridesmaid." The little god sparrow said.

"In the beginning?" Guanyin said.

"I'm here to ask you to do the prince a favor, he's fighting the buffalo." Little Finch said.

"Prince Weilian?" Guanyin said.

"I suspect that my sister wants to live in England?" The little finch said.

"How so?" Guanyin asked.

"Aren't you a prince of Weilian, I'm talking about Prince Theseus, who is fighting a bison, and it is difficult to win." The little god finch said.

"Someone in the dead will take me quickly, the prince will float in the sky if something happens." Guanyin's peeing pants have not been fully worn, and when he heard that the prince was fighting with a bison, he ran around with his pants, and Takagami was like this, and whoever had an accident in his jurisdiction would be fully responsible.

Guanyin was anxious, and the little bird god was even more anxious, so distraught that he couldn't even fly his wings. Because the little god finch has a ghost in her heart, it was she who asked Guanyin more about marrying the king Zeus, if Prince Theseus was killed by a wild bull, Guanyin still didn't count the account on its little finch, although Guanyin couldn't get rid of it. This little finch knows very well in his heart.

Guanyin flew with the little bird, because he didn't hang his trouser belt when he went out, so he kept rubbing it with his hands on the road, and after a long time, he leaked his buttocks, which made the grass and trees on both sides of the road laugh so much that he didn't dare to make a sound. There is even a fashion to see Guanyin leaking out of his ass, and he secretly shouts in his heart Long live the openness!

"Where's it, short B, go slowly, I'll take it off. Pants, you see the grass and trees are laughing at me all the way, if this is made online by the media, the king of heaven will hate me to death, although I am still a virgin, female. "Yes, Guanyin used to be able to ignore this, but since the mother has already said a little to herself, this is no longer herself, in other words, she is already the person of Zeus, the king of others, and it will not be another matter in the future. That's a woman's cultivation, you know. (To be continued.) )