386 heroes can be fake
(Receiving 99 roses from a girl made me love it so much that I couldn't write.) But the problem comes again, I won't eat soft rice, how can I hide Jiao if it's not Jinwu? People are college students, and the ghost lives in a kennel with you? Shame me on. )
As soon as Guanyin fell into the sight of the bull, the wild bull really went crazy, and although he was riding a man on his head, he ran as fast as a child skipping school with a schoolbag on his back. This bull is not said to have almost understood human nature, but really has human nature, seeing Guanyin, a perfect female world that is white and fat, and the tendons on the belly are almost all exposed.
"Sister Guanyin...... That's it, be careful! The little finch said.
"Why is it coming to us?" Guanyin didn't know what was going on.
"It wants to you." The little finch couldn't find another name, but he didn't have time to think about other words, so he could only say it.
Guanyin heard the little finch explain, and at the same time saw a few of the bulls, although there were 10,000 people who didn't believe it, but this thing was placed in front of him, if it was accidentally put in, the thousands of years of cultivation would be ruined. Thinking of this, Guanyin was so angry that his face turned red, and he just thought of spitting on this wild bull, which meant drowning the bull, but at the same time he saw the prince riding on the head of the bull, and he couldn't worry up and down.
Because he was in a hurry when he went out, Guanyin forgot to bring the magic bottle and Buddha broom that he always had to bring.
What should I do, seeing that I will be by this wild bull in only seconds and seconds, can't I deal with a beast after thousands of years of cultivation in Guanyin? It's disgusting to see that thing, although I've heard that some girls still like bulls to grow, but this is everyone's own thoughts, cow eggs and cabbage have their own love.
"Sister Xiaoque, take it." Guanyin said.
"Sister Guanyin, I can't help it if I die." The little finch said with a sad face.
"Look at what nonsense you're talking about, where do you think, I don't know if you die. I asked you to take the trick because I want to give you miraculous skills to peck out the eyes of this cicada. Then I turned into a tall and big stone and stopped in front of the cicada. Suffocate it. "Guanyin is really Guanyin, thousands of years of cultivation, Mu B has also become a living B, and he is a master when he sees the moves.
The little finch has been given the magic of Guanyin. Then he flew quickly towards the bull, and whispered to the prince, "Prince Theseus, I will peck at the bull's eyes, and let it touch the great stone of Guanyin and suffocate it to death." This is what Sister Guanyin said, you hold on a little ......"
The little god finch crawled on the bull's nose and pecked. The bull was blind and ran forward even more frantically in pain, until it hit the big rock that Guanyin had turned into, and with a snap, the bull finally fell.
The prince saw the bull running towards a boulder, and thought to himself that there must be a great deal of inertia on the impact, and if I could not hold it and let my head hit the boulder, I would die. It's a pity to die, and Guanyin asked the little bird to tell him to pay attention, and if he died, he was incompetent. Shame me on.
"Prince......" Guanyin hurriedly came over to look at the prince's hand.
"Guanyin Niangniang, thank you for saving your life." Theseus knelt down as he spoke.
"You're welcome, it's my duty." Guanyin said.
"Sister Guanyin, it's okay now, I'll go?" The little finch said.
"Slow!" Guanyin stopped and said.
"Is there anything else?" The little god bird asked.
"I'm afraid you'll tell me later that I helped the prince recover the wild bull, which is a disservice to the image of the hero. You've got to drink a glass of water. Guanyin said.
"Sister Guanyin! I'm not going to talk nonsense. I promise. When the little god heard that Sister Guanyin asked her to drink the water of forgetfulness, she was so scared that she was about to cry.
"The mouth of the altar can't be sealed, and the population can still be sealed? I listened to your assurances today, that is, I am not responsible for the big heroes. Is there a way to compare who is heavier and who is lighter than the big heroes? Guanyin said affirmatively.
"Sister Guanyin. I'm in love with a little god sparrow...... "The little finch god is crying, begging Sister Guanyin to let her go."
"Niangniang, Guanyin Niangniang, you just let her go, I will go home and say that it was Guanyin Niangniang who helped me recover the wild bull. Don't you need to let the little god sparrow drink the water of forgetfulness, anyway, I said it myself. The prince also knelt down and asked Guanyin Niangniang to let the little god bird go.
"Prince, you are foolish, your life is a glorious and great life, how can you ruin the honor of your life because of a small flaw? You are a prince, you are a hero. Do you think you have the right to bring yourself to the detriment? No, this is a task given to you by honor. "Guanyin is angry.
"But ......," said the prince.
"What?" Guanyin said.
"But the little god bird is in love, can she still find her lover after drinking the love water?" The prince said sympathetically.
"Thanks to you guys, you're still a progressive youth, and my thousands of years of Guanyin's cultivation is not as good as the current computer? My water of forgetfulness only gives her to forget what happened today, such as the computer, and only delete a small section, isn't that okay? Guanyin said.
The prince glanced at the little god sparrow, the little god sparrow squatted on the ground and looked pitiful, and he seemed a little relieved when he heard Guanyin say that he would only delete today's memory. But the prince still walked up to Guanyin and whispered, "Are you really going to delete only her memories today?" ”
"After all, the little finch is just a little finch, and I don't have a bottom, but I have to think about it later. I'm going to put her to the test today, and it's up to her blessings. Guanyin said.
"Like surgery, this is your first time doing surgery?" The prince asked.
"It's pretty much the same. But this time I'm going to be conservative, I'd rather let her forget it all than let her remember what happened today. You are a great hero, the god of war in the future, and you are powerful with the recovery of the wild bull today. Guanyin said.
"So do I want to drink the water of forgetfulness myself?" The prince said.
When Guanyin heard the prince say this, she was so angry that she looked at the prince with crooked eyes and said, "How did you find your father in Athens from your mother?" Does this have to be asked, do you yourself still say your own words on the head of the basin? ”
"I'm afraid ...... in case," said the prince.
"No in case. You like to think that this water of forgetfulness is casual and can be drunk, and it will ruin your life. You have lost all the things you learned before, and if you want to start over, how much time will you have in your life? You go and persuade a little finch that drinking the water of forgetfulness will not prevent her from falling in love. Guanyin said.
"That's a lie." The prince hesitated.
"You can't do great things without telling lies, you think heroes are good. People all over the world are as straightforward as heroes, and you think this world is a good world? Do you know what it means to do something and not do something? ......"Guanyin is telling the mystery of how the world works.
The prince had to listen to Guanyin's reason of doing something and not doing something, he approached the little god bird and said: "Sister Guanyin said that drinking the water of forgetfulness will only forget today's events, and it will not affect your falling in love." ”
The little god will be suspicious, and there is no way, but he blames himself for his small status and insignificance in the eyes of others: "Sister Guanyin, I drank ......"
Guanyin pulled out a little sludge-like dirt from his armpit, like the technique of the monk Jigong, made a small ball, and said, "Eat it." ”
"This is the water of forgetfulness?" The little finch said.
"Do you want me to pee? It's borrowed from the name of a song, and its medicinal effect is the same. Guanyin explained.
"I'm afraid I'll spit it out if I can't swallow it." The little finch said embarrassedly with the water of forgetfulness.
"You just put it in your mouth, it's my business from now on. I will cast spells to make you feel as sweet as eating sugar, and I only think about swallowing and not thinking of spitting out, you are smelling my ass for thousands of years of cultivation? Guanyin said proudly.
"Goodbye, Sister Guanyin." This is the prince saying goodbye to Guanyin.
When the prince had finished speaking, he stooped down and picked up the wild bull and went home on his errand. However, the wild bull was so big that it suffocated the prince and still did not carry it. Fortunately, Guanyin had not gone far, and was hearing the prince's tired and rough exhalation, and when he looked back, he saw that the prince was tired and his face was red, and his ass was so high.
"Wait for me." Guanyin saw it and said.
Hearing Guanyin's words, the prince had to stand up with a shy face and wait for Guanyin Bodhisattva to see what good tricks he had.
Guanyin walked up to the bull and touched its heat, and when he saw that it was not completely cold, he said, "I'll bring it back to life and let you lead it back." ”
This time, Guanyin picked up the sludge from between her legs and made it into small balls, and the prince lifted the bull's head and opened his mouth to put it in. After a while, the ox stood up, and all the wildness was zeroed in, as honest as a domestic cow. The little finch still in the tree laughed out loud when it looked amused.
"You short B hasn't left yet, come down and eat the water of forgetfulness!" Guanyin said with a little anger.
"I don't see anything, I don't see anything...... "The little finch god said as he flew high up.
Guanyin was just about to cast a spell to intercept the little god sparrow, but the prince knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, "Let her go this time, sister." She is still a nobody, and no one will believe what she says, even if she says it. ”
"You so-called heroes, especially big heroes, somehow do it, always like to leave loopholes for others to ruin your image. You will have another Yanfu in the future, and I am afraid that you will be thrown to the dog by your own so-called kindness. (There is a contradiction in this sentence, because it was written earlier that it was Guanyin who harmed Theseus to rob Helen of Helen and not have a relationship.) The director should pay attention to this detail. Of course, it's easy to solve, and if you don't Theseus, who was harmed by Guanyin last time, change it to the hand of the Queen Mother. Some readers and friends will say that you can change it yourself. Yes, if I publish a book or something else in the future, I will calm down and read it completely, such as a girl dressing up and getting married. )
Now you take it back, and when others ask, you will say that you recovered it yourself, but don't be honest enough to eat and say that it was caused by a spell cast by my Guanyin Niangniang. It doesn't matter if you are the head of the cicada, I have encountered your ghost in the past thousands of years of cultivation, and I am accused of a big hero for fraud, doesn't this make the world laugh off his big teeth? Guanyin said. (To be continued.) )