536 Fuck B in a dream and give birth to cubs
"In my opinion, call Bao Zheng too, Hua Tuo and Bao Zheng cooperated to succeed, the death of the sun god and the death of Lu Bu were all saved by Bao Zheng present. [Full text reading. Zeus, the king of heaven, said.
"Dad, look at what you said, Helen is not dead yet!" Athena said.
"I'm afraid I'll have to call again, you see?" Zeus, the king of heaven, looked at Athena and said.
"It's okay to call, anyway, Bao Zheng is a good person, and Bao Zheng came last time Lu Bu died in my stomach." Athena agrees to call Bao Zheng as well.
"Then you go to Helen's side, and I'll invite Hua Tuo and Bao Zheng." The King of Heaven said.
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"Jesus, bring the son of Guanyin quickly, and when I give birth to Helen, you will sacrifice him, and I will still confuse right and wrong with Helen." God said.
"Dad, you go, I'll go and bring Guanyin's son to wait outside the door." God and Jesus are also playing tricks, and perhaps this is what people often say, people live in the world to do something and not do something.
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"Hua Tuo is here, Leda!" Athena was waiting outside the door, and when she saw Hua Tuo and the others coming not far away, she shouted to Leda inside.
"Ouch, ouch, hey! It hurts me too! Both Helens were rolling on the ground in pain.
"Don't be afraid, kid, Hua Tuo is on the way. Mom asks you, Athena is not by our side at this time, who is **** you? Mom Lida said.
"The ghost knows, unless you fall asleep in the middle of the night and the ghost lackey D comes in ****, it's the ghost's hooligan river fishing. Oh, Mom, when I watch ****b, I'm afraid that the dog will come in the middle of the night from the dog D **** me. Helen was almost in a panic because of the pain of giving birth, and she opened her mouth with a simple memory.
"Cicada! What is not must have been done by saints and immortals. Don't talk nonsense, my daughter, mom won't ask! "Mother Lida is regretting purple blood, it's okay not to ask, it's **** when you ask, isn't this disgusting to death.
At this time, Athena brought Hua Tuo and Bao Zheng and Zeus, the king of heaven, into the room.
"Let Mr. Hua Tuo take a look." Athena said.
When Leda got up and walked away, she casually covered a piece of cloth on Helen B, which was a large piece of cloth that covered both Bs at once. Athena smiled at Leda, and bent down to open the cloth on their bs again. Leda also smiled, meaning to agree with Athena, what else is there in this b, is there any bto cover when he gives birth?
This is of course not new to Hua Tuo, a well-known doctor, looking at B is the same as a dentist's mouth, if it weren't for this poor profession, most of them would have bad breath and not feel disgusting unless a man looks at the mouth of a very beautiful woman. On the contrary, the female dentist has to be an old woman, looking at the mouth of the man's Xiaoxian R, it may smell and be fragrant, because other reveries will dilute the smell.
How to say, with the world's first beauty to deliver a baby, will our Hua Tuo be a few harder?
(Write your mother Cb, this will be published in the future, if you don't pass this statement, you won't run into ghosts again, and you're tossing around!) )
"Boil a pot of water." Hua Tuo looked at the two Helen B for a long time before saying slowly.
Slow, perhaps the patent of doctors, is the so-called slow out of the work. In the words of mining and mining, when Hua Tuo looked at Helen's B, it was like a miner exploring in the wilderness, and he had to explore the center point of the most valuable minerals.
Hua Tuo thought that Helen was a newborn (not a junior high school student!). If you want to use scissors to widen, you have to see whether it is better or better.
Bao Zheng and Zeus, the king of heaven, are both outside the door, and it just so happens that they are also laymen.
Bao Zheng looked at the face of the Heavenly King Zeus from time to time, and after many times, the Heavenly King Zeus couldn't help but ask: "Lord Bao looks at me from time to time, what does this mean?" ”
"Oh, it's not interesting, how can I mean anything to the Heavenly King, it's not logical." Bao Zheng said, but he still didn't hide a small sarcastic smile on his face.
"If I were you, I would have thought that I had already made a move on Helen. I don't know who else but me can do it? is so disciplined, mother Leda has never taken her daughter Helen away from her left and right half a step, if you want to start, if you want to succeed, you have to be high. However, who would dare to have any other high god besides me? That's what you're thinking, right? Zeus, the king of heaven, said.
Bao Zheng listened to the self-description of the Heavenly King Zeus, and Xiao You said with a smile: "The Heavenly King is really a cool person, I am guessing so in my heart, but I am not thinking about the Heavenly King so simple, this may not be directly related!" ”
"You mean, isn't it a telepathy?" The king of heaven suddenly remembered that Guanyin had told him that Sun Wukong was the product of her and Taishang Laojun's estrangement.
Bao Zheng listened to the words of the Heavenly King, just pursed his lips and smiled, noncommittal, and looked at the Heavenly King with his eyes from time to time. Maybe this is what we often call waking up water, because since the king of heaven has already said it, and then look at people with suspicious eyes, this is the time when the cicada does not choose time.
"Oh, isn't that ......" Zeus, the king of heaven, almost said his name.
Bao Zheng hurriedly put out a hand signal, asked the king to stop and said: "We each wrote out this suspicious question with a piece of paper, hide it in one place first, and wait for the results to come back and look at it at the same time." ”
So Bao Zheng and Tianwang are writing down the logical roots of the people and events they think of. After it was written, it was placed under a large stone.
"Lord Bao is so funny, I used to die of eggs, since I became friends with Lord Bao, although I am not much smarter, but a little fur is still caught. I guess it's ......" The king couldn't help it, and wanted to say it first, but he was booed back by Bao Zheng.
"Here comes the hot water, do you want to put it here?" Mom Lida said.
"Yes, I'll wash my hands first. It's been so long and I've only seen a little hair, and I can't let him last long, I see if I can reach in and get a cut? "Yes, Hua Tuo is delivering babies, and when he has to use his hands, he uses his hands first, and he is helpless to use a knife.
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"Jesus, are you coming?" God said.
"Here, I'll be by your side, and when Helen is alive, I'll push Guanyin's cub out." Jesus said that they were all invisible.
As soon as Hua Tuo stretched out his hand, he just touched Helen's B, and suddenly nothing in the house was clear.
Hua Tuo was holding two large RRs in his arms, so hot that he couldn't see what they were.
"Hua Tuo, are you alive?" Athena said.
"It's born, it's born, it's just not clear. I took them out of the house, and we went to the hall to see. Hua Tuo said.
Hua Tuo came to the hall with two groups of RRs, and what people saw were two big men with no cloth.
Then the two Helens followed, as if they had only urinated in the house once, and were not at all the two women who had just given birth to their cubs.
Athena was distracted, they were two very iconic men. Even a few are formed at one time, and hair or something. The people with eyes were all stunned.
Athena was the first to reach out to rub their hand, followed by Leda, and then the two Helens. There is no fake, and it was soon moved by them with vitality.
The two offspring seemed to wake up from anesthesia, and one walked to Bao Zheng and said, "Dad! ”
One approached Hua Tuo and said, "Dad." ”
At this time, Leda took out two pieces of cloth from the house, and said that she would cover one for her nephew first. Because of such a big man, these few vigorous vitality are strange and scary for women, and there is also a sense of provocation, which will make women blush and feel uncomfortable. As a mother-level Lida, she can't help but consider a vulgar and elegant occasion.
The first to laugh was the king Zeus, why couldn't Bao Zheng laugh? Because he himself was in trouble, and a son fell from the sky!
"Do any of you recognize any of you?" Athena said.
Both Helens shook their heads at the same time as if they were rattling drums.
Zeus, the king of heaven, came to Bao Zheng and saw that Bao Zheng's son, like Bao Zheng, also had a Tianmen Moon on his forehead. turned around and looked at Hua Tuo's father and son again, it was the same.
"I'm going to get the guess we wrote." The King of Heaven said.
Zeus, the king of heaven, brought the note written by himself and Bao Zheng, and both of them wrote Hua Tuo on the paper. The reason is that Hua Tuo was exhausted to death when he brought Lu Bu back to life, and then invited Bao Zheng to offer advice. Bao Zheng knew at a glance that Hua Tuo was not dead, and he was still in the dark before death.
In other words, when a person reaches such a situation, he can directly die like this. But if something can be done, there is a chance to pull it back from the line of death. Because Bao Zheng thought that all men in the world were lustful, he shouted Helen Helen or something in front of Hua Tuo.
Goose! Hua Tuo was in a daze and was turned into a dream by the voice of Helen's name in his ears. I dreamed that Helen was calling him, she was calling him to the Tiger Star to go to Cb, and the horse running caused by this hallucination was clearly seen by Bao Zheng and Tianwang Zhou and Athena in the presence of Bao Zheng, Tianwang Zhou and Athena.
Tianwang and Bao Zheng were looking at the speculation they wrote each other, and Athena also came over curiously to take a look, both of them wrote the same, Helen was born as Hua Tuo's cub.
"Would you like Leda to take a look?" Athena said.
"Let them all take a look, and Hua Tuo will also come to see!" Zeus, the king of heaven, said.
Lida looked at the foreknowledge of Tianwang and Bao Zheng, and then looked up at all the people present, none of them did not have a smile on their faces, which made Lida smile a little shyly. It's also a laugh-off.
How did Hua Tuo look at it? What else can I do, just bow my head and blush with shame.
It's all a family, what should Bao Zheng do? How did Bao Zheng's son come about? Who said that Guanyin was born? Because this is a heavenly opportunity, those who know will not speak, and those who can say will not know.
This time, it was the turn of Zeus, the king of heaven, to look at Bao Zheng's face from time to time. Of course, everyone present looked at Bao Zheng's face, which means that can you Bao Zheng give a reason? If you can't, did you sneak to **** Helen's b in the middle of the night?
Can it be said that it is eyeing the tiger? This scene made Bao Zheng seem to have been retreated to the corner, and there was no retreat. At this time, his son whispered into his ear: "You can also say that you are **** Helen's b in a dream, because someone else has set a precedent in this matter, and they only want it." ”
Lida saw Bao Zheng's son whispering to Bao Zheng, and the smile in her heart couldn't hide it on her face.
Bao Zheng listened to his son's words, so he knelt down and said: "I once dreamed of marrying Helen, because there is no evidence for this, so I use kneeling as evidence, otherwise it would be too rash." ”
Zeus, the king of heaven, felt a blush, as if his eyes had looked at it more, and brought Bao Zheng to such a point, so he hurriedly helped Bao Zheng up and said, "Okay, okay." ”
Lida and Athena also got up and came to Bao Zheng, and said with a smile: "Look at you, a space seed man, and your mother doesn't blame you, you can get it happily!" That's what Lida said.
"Master Bao is a natural talent, a space seed man, and he has planted a space seed man, which is a good thing for the earth." That's all Athena said.
"Mom!" Bao Zheng called Lida's mother.
"Good boy, the king of heaven is your uncle. Athena is your sister! Lida really regarded herself as her mother-in-law and introduced this family to Bao Zheng.
Bao Zheng listened to his mother's words, shook hands with these people one by one and made a polite speech.
At this time, Hua Tuo seemed a little timid, because Hua Tuo and Helen dreamed that Cb was the king of heaven and Bao Zheng and Athena were all seen, which made Hua Tuo seem natural from the beginning. Goose, after Bao Zheng knelt down and confessed his guilt and begged for mercy, he was called Bao Zheng's son by Lida herself, which made Hua Tuo fall into a kind of embarrassment.
There is such a sentence in the world, I am not afraid that you are not smart, I am afraid that my mother has no money, otherwise even if it is a pig, I will be thrown into the university and locked up for four or five years, and I can have the cleverness of a dog when I come out in the future.
Heavenly King Zeus is like this, when he is with Bao Zheng, he always likes to absorb Bao Zheng's observations, and when he saw Hua Tuo looking a little embarrassed, he pointed at Hua Tuo with his mouth to Lida.
Hua Tuo saw the Heavenly King's signal, so he stepped forward and knelt down in front of Lida and said, "Mom! ”
Lida was prepared, so she waited for Hua Tuo to kneel down and then came to help her up. At the same time, everyone came over to help Hua Tuo up, which was considered to be a recognition of each other. In contrast, Helen likes Hua Tuo a little more, because Hua Tuo is a little white-faced. This uses a common saying in the world, one white covers three ugly.
The two Helens, Leda's two daughters, one on the left and one on the left, are all holding their mother's hand, which makes Lida full of a sense of happiness.
However, a question fell into Lida's mind, that is, Helen is a mother, but the child has not yet recognized it! Growing up without eating a drop of milk seems to have given Helen one less ritual to become an adult.
Lida's sorrow was seen by Bao Zheng, and he also understood some meanings, and asked her son to call his mother and grandmother. Hua Tuo also read according to the script, or according to the cat and the tiger, and asked his son to call these honorific titles.
"Helen, my daughter, there is a saying that a woman gives birth to a child called liberation, and you have all become mothers, and you have not let your son eat a mouthful of milk. In my opinion, let's make a look!
You all untie your bosom and let your son sit on his lap and eat his own milk. In this way, the son can remember that he has eaten his mother's milk, so that the mother's love will always be deeply rooted in the son's heart. Leda said.