"You've been taking care of me silently for so long, and I've never dared to tell the truth. 【Fengyun Reading Network. It was the same before I gave birth to Sun Wukong, others couldn't see that I was beating my belly, and I couldn't see that I had a big belly myself, but I felt more and more clumsy, until Sun Wukong jumped out of that big stone.

There was no one to take care of me before, so I really don't know how I got here! Because he is still a sister-in-law's family, he doesn't dare to say that Sun Wukong is his son when he sees him being bullied. Guanyin shed tears while slowly saying the bittersweet and bittersweet of the past.

"Why shouldn't I? I only remember sitting on the stone and dozing off, dreaming of marrying you, and never dared to say it, don't you just know that you don't think I look rich and handsome. Later, our son was crushed by the Buddha at the foot of the Five Fingers Mountain, and I felt so uncomfortable in my heart, knowing that the Buddha was taking the opportunity to take revenge on us. Otherwise, such a young child would steal a fairy peach! "Taishang Laojun is old, in Guanyin's arms, like Guanyin's cub, being held by his mother, like a child who escaped from the famine in his mother's arms due to lack of food has been starved to skinny bones.

Guanyin was suffering from a stomachache for a while, but at this time, Taishang Laojun was asleep, leaning on Guanyin's chest, and a teardrop was still rolling down.

"Ouch, hey, ouch!" Guanyin was in bpain, but he couldn't see anything in the shred.

"Ah, Guanyin, what's wrong with you?" Taishang Laojun woke up, he was already so old that he was only half as tall as he was when he stood up.

"Quick, get me a big mob and put it in my mouth for me to bite into." After Guanyin said this, his body moved again, as if he was about to roll on the ground in pain.

But this ghost Taishang Laojun walked as if he had been sick for hundreds of years, from the grass in front of the temple gate, into the stove room in the temple, you look at his background as if he is motionless.

"Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Yaoooo Guanyin finally rolled on the ground in pain.

Counting at a fast pace, Taishang Laojun took Mobu from the stove room and put it into Guanyin's mouth, and the earth circled several times.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, hey." Guanyin cried out in unbearable pain.

"Are you going to give birth?" Taishang Laojun almost stood next to him and was helpless.

"Listen. The last time I gave birth to Monkey King, it was the same, and it made me half dead of pain. Later, I heard a loud noise in the distance not far away, and I was in no pain. "Guanyin is sitting on a large gate board with his back against a straw mat.

"I saw other people taking their pants off when they had their cubs. You're still wearing these pants, can you give birth to them? Taishang Laojun said on the side.

"Maybe, or you'll bring the scissors and cut my pants off." Guanyin thought to himself, just listen to you, a dead old man, there is no way, who called himself guilty.

"I'll untie your pants for you. Using scissors will cut the pants to pieces! ”

"It's all this time, and you still care about these pants for me! It hurts me. "Guanyin's pants are beaten to the death, and no man in the world can dissolve them, so she became a jade girl, and this cub is because of the reason for getting married in a dream.

Taishang Laojun brought the scissors but stood aside, first, he didn't know where to start, and then he was afraid that Guanyin would say that he was not serious.

"Die!" Guanyin raised her eyebrows in pain.

"I'm afraid you're afraid I'll see ......," Taishang Laojun was still rubbing.

"You, you let me say what is good about you, your life is to be honest to death, and you dare to stand up and say half a sentence at that time. My son Sun Wukong will not be fished by the river of the Buddha, and he will be crushed under the Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years with the palm of the Buddha. It's all like this, if there is anything between us that can't be seen, you just help me get all my pants off, and at this time, you don't treat me as someone else's woman, you brainless. It's not the time when you're shy, but you're going to be ashamed and kill me! Ouch, ouch hey! ”

"At that time, you didn't tell me that since we got married in our dream, I have always been afraid to raise my head and see the Buddha, and I always thought that I had cuckolded the Buddha. I'm afraid that he will hold a grudge and slap me to death. Taishang Laojun said as he looked for a place to start.

"What a ghost green hat red hat, I have never liked the Buddha, the ghost wants him to be amorous. Speak, let me distract my thoughts! Ouch. It hurts me to death. Guanyin said.

"Didn't you bite a mob in your mouth first?" Taishang Laojun has just discovered the New World.

"I threw it away, and the devil wanted it to make me speechless!" Guanyin is playing with the child's temper.

"No wonder, you still have to bite Mob in your mouth, you have a long pain is better than a short pain, and you have to wait hard for." Although the old gentleman Taishang is honest, he knows a lot about women giving birth.

"I don't even know where to throw it. I want you to cut off the belt of your trousers with me. It's harder for you than to go down to Nanjing, how do you see people being hooligans? Guanyin is deliberately using words to distract the pain of giving birth to her cubs.

"Don't say it, I can be a master in anything, but I'm the strangest to girls' trouser belts." Taishang Laojun began to reach a spiritual consensus with Guanyin, and quietly entered a little humor.

"You tell this to the ghost, didn't you hurt Chang'e? Cut! Guanyin said.

"If I dare to harm Chang'e, I will become a human, that is a good thing that Zhu Bajie did. You said I did it, and you really lifted me up. In fact, I saw that beautiful women didn't even dare to be hard. Taishang Laojun is trying to speak rougher, so as to meet the needs of Guanyin's hearing at this time.

"Don't get too late, if you swear dirty, will you be able to change it in the future? Although we can say it casually now, this is very short-lived after all, and I will have to look for Gao Fushuai in the future. Guanyin may be a joke.

"I have long thought that the disaster of beauty is the blessing of incompetent men. At this time, I can let me see the light of the world in you, and I will be satisfied. Whether I live for 10,000 years in the future, I will remember what I see now for 10,000 years. I think that's what got it. Although Taishang Laojun said this, tears began to flow from his eyes, knowing that Guanyin needed him most at this time, and he would not be able to meet him frequently in the future.

"Look at you, don't wait for your mother to be as sad as you die! Let you love, you like to be too serious, and if you say something a little more ugly, you will shed tears, is it a woman who is reincarnated? Guanyin is trying to find a way to control Taishang Laojun's emotions.

"Blame me? I have never been loved by anyone since I was a child, and I can't stand it as soon as I am loved by a woman. Although you are surrounded by men and women, let others see that they are full of envy, jealousy and hatred, and my heart is also fluttering, and I feel the taste of life in the world. But. You are so beautiful, it always makes me feel a little scared, afraid that you will blame me, and always make me be careful. Live as if you are always carrying a bowl of oil, as if you are suffering from happiness, or just wearing a cloak of happiness. Taishang Laojun is still crying, and he is also talking about his love and life for Guanyin.

"I want you to be afraid of me, what's wrong with being pretty? Can you eat people if you're pretty? The devil wants you to think like this. If I hate you and I for being a ghost, you just don't treat yourself as a human being, blame me! "Guanyin was busy reasoning, and just forgot the bpain of giving birth.

"I don't even have my own temple, this house is written as Guanyin Temple, I'm a big man, living under the eaves of a woman's house, I want to die!" Taishang Laojun was still crying, and he said a man's true words.

"No profit is no profit. You are blessed but do not know how to enjoy it, and others will not be able to grab it as a hooligan. You're afraid of this, that. What I like about you and mine is yours, and I want you to think so much. If you want to die, no way, wait for the old lady to live to be more than 10,000 years old! "Guanyin is reasonable, can a man just say that he can die? Of course, the woman who has to protect herself lives to be more than 10,000 years old.

"Look at my bones, can you do it? Don't say that you will die of illness, just leave it outside and leave it untouched, and it will be weathered into ashes and blown to the Y room in a few years. "Taishang Laojun is afraid that he will not live the lifespan of Guanyin.

"Come with me and pick up that piece of mob, I need to grit my teeth and give birth to this boy quickly. Otherwise, he will be locked up in a stillborn birth. When I'm going to give birth, you're going to have to pull my legs apart with all your might, don't be afraid to see my bs with your eyes, it's not your turn to be shy. After Guanyin finished speaking, he picked up Mobu from Taishang Laojun and put it in his mouth. Bite hard, and at the same time give birth hard.

Taishang Laojun didn't dare to look at Guanyin's b without his eyes this time. He knelt on his feet and held the knees of Guanyin's thighs and calves with his two hands, and his eyes were fixed on Guanyin's b. I saw that Guanyin worked hard all his life, and a wide slit really appeared in the B door, and Taishang Laojun added force to break Guanyin's legs even more.

At this time, I only heard a loud noise somewhere. A wisp of green smoke soared into the sky.

At this time, Guanyin was much more relaxed, she knew that she had succeeded, just like the last time Sun Wukong was born, Sun Wukong jumped out of a big stone with a loud bang.

"Put me down. Look at you are so honest that you are dying, I have already given birth, do you look at the wisps of green smoke rising from that place? You go there and see, my son is born! Guanyin pointed to the place where a wisp of green smoke rose.

Taishang Laojun put down Guanyin's legs and slowly turned to leave.

Guanyin took out the mob in his mouth, wiped it between his legs, and threw it away. She looked at the background of Taishang Laojun, and couldn't help but shed tears in her eyes, pity such a man, he is as obedient as a mother, he is so love in his heart that he dare not say it. For many years, I haven't even let my own son rub it, but I thought about it, I wanted this man to take the initiative, but this man is a dead wood!

Guanyin was moved to cry for the duty of Taishang Laojun, but there was no way to do it, she was going to leave Taishang Laojun to find her own business, because she Guanyin was not an idle god.

At the same time, Helen is giving birth.

Since Helen was confused, there are already two Helens, which makes Athena unable to get out, and she has been protecting Helen. Because there is no longer a difference between the real and the fake, Athena decides to take on everything for the two of them herself.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch!" Two Helens were giving birth at the same time, and at the same time in b-pain.

"What's going on?" Athena was dozing off, and the two Helen's cubs woke up in pain.

"Leda! Lida. Athena came to the door, and when she saw that Leda was not there, she started to scream.

"Leda, Leda, Lida!" Athena saw that both Helens were rolling on the ground in pain, and knew that there must be a big problem, so she ran out of the door and called for Leda again.

"Ha, I'm doing the laundry." Leda answered.

"Don't wash it, they have a stomachache, did they eat the wrong wild mushroom? I'm afraid I'm poisoned! Come on. Athena said.

"How come, I haven't gone up the mountain for the past few days, and I eat all the vegetables grown in my own garden." Leda then came to Athena's side and said.

The two hurried to the house, and Leda was dumbfounded when she saw it, both Helens were white, which was clearly a sign of the birth of a cub.

"Oh my God, what kind of sin has this been created? Helen, my daughter, don't be afraid, there's a mother by your side. What the hell is going on? Mother Lida swallowed her anger in her heart, first stabilized her daughter Helen's heart, and at this point it was too late to say something serious.

"I don't know what's going on, Mom!" Both Helen said they didn't know, this thing is very common, and when they give birth, they don't know who the child's father is?

"Giving birth!" Leda turned her face to Athena.

Athena's eyes suddenly widened wider than a goose egg, and her mouth kept open, as if she wanted to eat all the words of Leda back into her stomach, so as not to cause the slightest rumor in the world.

"I didn't see a big belly, where did the cub come from?" Athena said.

"The first person will have this phenomenon, so that people can't see that their belly suddenly gives birth." Leda explained.

Athena motioned for Leda to step away. They walked away a little and Athena said, "Who would have done this?" Do you say that my father Zeus, the king of heaven, was poisoned? Athena said as she looked at Leda with wide eyes.

Leda nodded halfway, then began to shake her head again: "It's hard to say. However, if it weren't for Zeus, the king of heaven, no mortal would have touched her. If this thing is done by mortals, it must be next to the R body, and the eggs must be released unless they are immortals. ”

"I guess it's my dad who did it. I heard that Qin Shi Huang didn't give my father, the first beauty in the Central Plains, Xi Shi, so my dad must have taken Helen first in his anger, wanting Qin Shi Huang to cuckold! Athena's inference is logical.

"Let's not guess yet, let's stop at the end of the matter. Let's still go to see them live, at this juncture they are inseparable, and no one will die if they encounter C blood! Leda said.

"It's pathetic!" Athena heard Helen rolling on the ground in bpain, and said that the cub was pitiful: "If you touch C blood, do you have a way?" Do you want Hua Tuo to come? ”

"It's best to have Hua Tuo by your side, you have insurance, this is the first person, it's really evil, but how can you say this?" Lida was afraid that Hua Tuo would not come or anything else.

"Helen is the daughter of Zeus, the king, and I want my father to invite him. Last time Lu Bu died in my stomach, it was also Hua Tuo who I asked my father to invite. Later, Hua Tuo died again, and my father went to invite Bao Zhengqiang to call Hua Tuo back from death. Athena said. (To be continued.) )