"It is said that you Guanyin is clean, why can't you help it at this moment? I've endured it for thousands of years, but I haven't had it for a thousand years, and I went crazy when I had it, and I was in a hurry to break the fast? If this spreads out, and I haven't gotten married, I'll say that I'm rooted, and if I hadn't let you know it, this stinky universe wouldn't have happened, and I wouldn't have been able to find the words...... Pity me, won't you survive this life? "The queen mother cried so sadly, thinking that this short B, when there is no boyfriend, a thousand years can survive, once there is one, I can't wait, if this is not said, in case this time I am pregnant, although the mother is more open, but who can solve this hard problem?

"Queen Mother, what do you say? Don't cry. I'm just a country idiot, and I won't let people fuck me the first time we meet, unless I put 60,000 yuan in my pocket, is it easy? This time it was Guanyin's turn to wipe her tears for her mother.

"Didn't you just say that he ate your tofu? You have to admit it, I greet you with my heart, there is always a way to do things, if you have a belly, I will call you mother, my mother. "The Queen Mother is right, you don't honestly say that it will be too late when your stomach appears.

"Eating tofu is not, it's far from." Guanyin was so angry that she was so angry about the misunderstanding of the Queen Mother.

"Why isn't it the same? What good will you tell me, young people? The Queen Mother breathed a sigh of relief in her confusion, not completely relieved because she had to wait for Guanyin to make her words clear.

"Eating tofu is just letting men play on top, and it hasn't gone down yet, or it hasn't developed to the bottom, do you understand? The generation gap, your generation gap is too wide, more than the Drake Passage, the widest and deepest strait in the world. (Its width is 970 kilometers, its narrowest point is 890 kilometers, and its maximum depth is 5,248 meters.

The Drake Passage is located between the southernmost point of South America and the South Sheland Islands of Antarctica. It is close to Chile and Argentina. Before the Panama Canal was dug up, the Drake Passage was one of the important sea lanes connecting the Pacific and Atlantic oceans. The Drake Passage is known for its rough waves. Because the Pacific Ocean and the Atlantic Ocean meet here, and it is located at the high latitude of the Southern Hemisphere, therefore. The Drake Passage is home to all the hurricane waves of the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans, with winds above level 8 365 days a year. Even the 10,000-ton giant ship was trembling like a leaf on the rough sea. Throughout history, countless ships have capsized in this strait where the wind roars all year round. Thereupon. Drake Passage has been called the "Murderous Westerly Belt", "Storm Corridor", "Devil's Passage", and "Death Corridor". (The first thing I thought of was the English Channel, but because I said it widely, I saw this in Baidu.) ）

"Short B, generation gap, you are much better than me? Did you graduate from Cosmos Women's Normal University? "The mother said,

"There is still a year left, my father contracted 1,000 acres of land, encountered rising water, and then went to Guangzhou to work." Guanyin lowered his head and looked at the braid he was playing with in his hand and said.

"I'm pitiful, my mother died in less than two years of elementary school...... Later, it was up to his own temperament. In my thirties, no one came to think about my life's work. Later, it became weird, because when it was time to marry her husband, she didn't marry herself off immediately, and she always felt inferior outside, so she pretended to learn by herself at home. He was also said to have autism.

Women know women best, so why should women be embarrassed by women. With this in mind, I thought of addressing you to Zeus, the king of heaven. I'm not like others, I will only blindly say Guanyin, Guanyin, Guanyin, Guanyin, Guanyin, I don't want to marry my husband. These people really don't feel a backache when they speak, and they want men to ...... Others will die!

There's never a pie in the sky, girl. If I tell you what you say, you will live a good life with Zeus, the king of heaven. Don't let him give him any excuse to dump you. In the future, you will always have the opportunity to come into contact with God, please help me marry me to God! The Queen Mother has been holding back this sentence for almost thousands of years, and now she found an opportunity to say it.

"Only women understand women, and only intellectual women can understand women. And those women who can only say slogans, they don't know the life or death of others, and always say that I, Guanyin, eat fasting. In the eyes of some dogs, they said that I don't want to marry my husband, and they know that men are fun, and I hate them to death...... "It can be said that the two women have reached the same disease."

"You would have scolded them a long time ago, and you were greedy to wear cauliflower on your head, saying that you are a saint and you really think that this is a benefit! Why do they all want to marry their husbands? "The more I think about it, the more angry I become.

"I was just embarrassed to come, and I always felt shy about marrying my husband. No one helped me either! "Guanyin is the same king Zeus today, and thinks that it is good to marry her husband.

"I helped you, do you have to remember to help me, please don't help me You are a pie falling from the sky, you don't have to pay if you eat it, just touch the oil on your mouth is enough?" The Queen Mother also felt that she was fed up with loneliness.

"Definitely, but you have to wait until I marry Zeus, the king of heaven, or you will leave my acre and three points of land in the wasteland. I'll tell you the ugly things ahead, mother! "Guanyin is a little old first, of course this is reasonable.

"Even if I give up my old life, I will complete your marriage, I don't believe in this evil, why can't we marry our husbands? To put it mildly, don't we have a long B on us? I'm mad at me. The Queen Mother was so angry that she slapped her hand on the table.

"Mother, as long as we make a good plan, there will be such a day." After Guanyin finished speaking, he hid his mouth and stole fun, thinking, I thought you really didn't want a husband in this cicada old B?

"What about Zeus, the king of heaven?" The Queen Mother seemed to suddenly think that Zeus, the king of heaven, was also here.

"He passed away, and as soon as I broke free from his embrace, he hid in the back garden and laughed secretly. The man is so strange, he insisted on untying my trouser belt, I didn't let me live or die, and then I compromised, I only let him play above the trouser belt, I didn't think he was still like picking up a treasure...... Man, what a child who will never grow up. Guanyin said very comfortably.

"Also, what did the little bird god say first?" The Queen Mother suddenly thought of something.

"It seems to be talking about Di Gong or something." Guanyin said.

"Yes, I remembered, it's Di Renjie, the short-lived ghost, look at this world, even he thought of the ...... of taking the Golden Fleece to exchange for the beautiful Helen" The Queen Mother almost said the word B, just like driving and almost rushing off the cliff, if it wasn't for the timely stopping.

"What for the beautiful Helen?" Guanyin really doesn't know what to do.

"Change the B of the beautiful Helen!" Niangniang pretended to whisper into Guanyin's ear.

"Sure, you think that in the world, there are really righteous people and gentlemen, and people have their own nature. Do you see those who make a serious appearance every day, their children are ** out? Guanyin said with deep understanding.

"Be quiet!"

"I'm afraid of ghosts." Guanyin has the king Zeus as her boyfriend, everything is much bolder, if someone dares to say that she is not indiscreet to her face, she has to incite her mouth.

"Then I'll go first. Remember, if you marry the king in the future, everything depends on him, especially in front of many people, you try to give him enough face. He's a little naughty and a little headstrong! Outside, you give him face, and he's not a cicada, and he'll treat you like a baby when he gets home. "The Queen Mother has already walked a few steps, and feels like peeing that it is not over, and her pants are all on, but she still has to take them off and squat for a while.

This made Guanyin start to be a little annoyed with her, thinking to herself, you cicada old B, is there an end? If they're waiting for you to put out the fire, you're endless, grinding left and right, and everything will burn out. Thinking of this, Guanyin began to care about the king Zeus with her heart, she was looking at the back garden, because the first son of the king Zeus ate her tofu, which made her begin to sympathize with the king Zeus, and wanted to give the dregs to the king Zeus to eat, sooner or later, it would not be the case.

"Oh, I'm going to pee, wait until the hell is full of male ghosts, and if I pee in front of them, I'll have to say I'm crazy." The mother is talking to herself.

The Queen Mother pulled her skirt and walked to the back garden in a little panic.

At this time, Guanyin was the only one in the hall, and after pondering for a while, she felt that something was boring, and she thought to herself that the Queen Mother should not hurry up to the place where the accident happened, what the hell is she rubbing here?

In the polarized light of her eyes, Guanyin saw the portrait of David, and she had often seen it before, but she just pretended to ignore it, and many of them were afraid that people would say that she had not seen a man. It's different today.,First she rubbed the king Zeus with her hands.,There's a boyfriend.,In this regard, it will see.,Don't be afraid.,It means that I have a husband.,Cut.,Risky to see? This is a common disease of human nature, the more you don't even dare to look at it, for fear that people will say that you are too pitiful in this regard.

Just like someone sells food, when a poor person walks to taste a little, there are many eyes behind him who say: If you are too poor to afford it, you will rely on it. If a rich person tastes it, it is also said that it is fun, and it is right to taste something first. This is what people often call dog eyes. Similarly, people who have wives touch a girl's face with their hands, and they all think it's playing, isn't there a taste in it? If a person who does not have a wife touches it, he is to obtain a taste, and does this smell not exist among all men?

Guanyin thinks that David is more handsome than Zeus, in terms of appearance, David is slightly more handsome, but Zeus is more real for women, and the so-called real is that all parts of Zeus are thicker. The woman knows it herself.

Thinking of this, Guanyin suddenly remembered that the king Zeus went to the back garden, and the queen mother said to go to the back garden to pee, which was only afraid of ...... No wonder I didn't let Zeus, the king of heaven, get me, because I wanted to stay and let her ......

Thinking of this, Guanyin was already crazy, picked up her skirt and ran to the back garden. (To be continued.) )