Niangniang because she has eaten the seafood sent by Zeus, the king of heaven, has always been thrifty, this is still the root disease of being poor when she was a child, and she has never been willing to spend money to buy seafood to eat.

No, it made all the butts shit, and it flowed to the thighs, to say something nasty, because then the butt was raised, and even the north was full of shit......

Because she was squatting next to a big rock, she couldn't use the paper, so she had to shout for help: "Sister Guanyin, bring me a pair of rotten pants, or an old quilt that I don't want, my ass is full of shit." Hey, I've really hit a ghost, I'm born with a cheap bone, and I get sick when I eat seafood! Haven't come yet? ”

There is a ghost, Guanyin is in a daze, is seeing a few of David, and compares it with the king Zeus who remembers in his heart, as if David's will be slightly smaller, even if David's is calculated to be bigger (the highest erection. ）。 In terms of its physical appearance, it is also smaller than that of Zeus, the king of heaven, and the only thing that is cute is that the head is handsome and has a moderate figure, but this is enough. Thinking of this, Guanyin squeaked and said to himself in his heart: Guanyin, don't mess around, a mountain is higher than a mountain, don't make two Lang in the north, it will stink all over the sky when the time comes.

The so-called cultivation of women is self-control, who doesn't know how many boyfriends are good? But can this be your own good luck? Definitely.

Taking a step forward and standing right in front of the image of God, this is not too close and desirable, how can God be like this? Guanyin was afraid that he had seen it wrong, so he looked at the signature below again, yes. From the physiognomy of the head, you can call it: bad old man.

Queen Mother, what do you want me to say about you? God is like this, you still let me be a matchmaker for you, what else do you want to do to you except the door?

Didn't Zeus, the king of heaven, come to the back garden and steal fun? He has been reminiscing about the taste of eating Guanyin's tofu, this taste must be fresh, Guanyin has never been rubbed by other men, you are not new.

I don't know how long it took to hear what the Queen Mother was calling. When he heard it clearly, Zeus, the king of heaven, also muttered in his heart, is this going or going? If you don't go, the mother is screaming fiercely again. Seeing that there was no one else around, wasn't it just to get an old rotten quilt for her?

Zeus, the king of heaven, found only a mosquito net rotten like a fishing net in the storage room of the Queen Mother. When she walked in front of the Queen Mother, the Queen Mother was half-cocking a shit buttocks, and when she heard footsteps, she thought it was Guanyin coming. But what I saw was not Zeus, but Zeus, the king of heaven, because of the awkwardness of the unity between men and women, the king Zeus was standing in place in a daze.

Seeing this scene, Niangniang also scanned the surroundings with her eyes, and when she made sure that no one was there, she said, "It doesn't matter, I'm lying on the stone, you can help me wipe it......"

People often say that walls have ears, and what I'm saying here is: there are coincidences.

If Guanyin had only been a few seconds earlier, what he saw was not the scene of the boat. So what did Guanyin see? What Guanyin saw was a mosquito net on the ground. It was Zeus, the king of heaven, who wiped the ass of the Queen Mother and threw it aside. and the Queen Mother is still lying on this big rock, with a white and chubby cicada buttocks. Anything else? Yes, and I just happened to see Zeus walk away from the Queen Mother's bare ass.

Anyone who is smart is full of imagination, or full of imagination. Guanyin is known for her intelligence and beauty, and naturally has an extraordinary imagination. According to her calculations: the Queen Mother was lying on the tent on the ground at first, and let the king Zeus enter the palace. In order to be even better, the Queen Mother lay on the stone again and asked the king Zeus to come to the palace for a second time.

Thinking of this, Guanyin is angry and cracked B (cracked, is it called a fork in the vernacular?) Is this bowl split? ）。 Fortunately, I thought that Zeus, the king of heaven, was already a man with a family, and I heard that there were a large number of children. This means that Zeus, the king of heaven, is not a virgin for a long time, and thinking of this, Guanyin has relieved some sullenness in his heart, but it is always very uncomfortable. This is the common problem of women in the world, and people want time. If you don't give it yourself, when others give it, you feel that only you can give it.

People want to face trees and bark, (only fools will be circumcised, this is an egg.) ）。 Thinking of this, Guanyin let the Queen Mother go, of course, this is her own opinion. reacted quickly and retreated into the hall before the Queen Mother found herself.

"Girl, do you remember my words?" The Queen Mother hurriedly walked past Guanyin while putting on her pants, for fear that Guanyin would forget to marry God for her in the future, but she didn't notice that Guanyin was looking at her with abnormal eyes.

When he raised his eyes and saw that the background of the Queen Mother was still within the range of hearing, he replied, "I know." Although the answer was relatively hard, it was always a comfort in my heart to think that the Queen Mother heard it.

This is the true portrayal of our Guanyin Niangniang, who is known for her compassion.

If you are an ignorant woman, you have to wait for people to pull their hair and beat you to death while they are still bare-bottomed.

It's a little far away, but you can still see Niangniang's background, and Guanyin feels that the resentment in her heart is still panicking. From this, I thought of supposing that I stood up and made a posture of pulling the bow and arrow, and shot an arrow into the back of the Queen Mother. I also said to myself in my heart: I will kill you old witch with an arrow, bah, shameless......

Everything is the same, the cultivated people don't say it in their mouths, but their hearts are the same, just like the of people, good people and bad people, poor and rich, beautiful and ugly, there is nothing that does not stink, which concludes the complication of social relations. Just as people are tall and short, but they are all standing on the earth, this is absolute equality, and if you want to be higher than others, or those who are already above others, it is composed of various social genetic engineering, and its basis is on the horizon of the earth. You can't tell how tall or short people are by having everyone with their heads parallel to the space and then having their feet look at how much they are off the ground? This is human nature, in a word, everyone's is stinky, you don't have a beautiful woman's urine can really be sweeter than honey, even if you drink it in your mouth and it feels sweet, that's because you love beauty beyond the conventional boundaries and put beauty above taste.

(Laughing to death, writing shit butt is thinking of hiding shit when the production team starts, and seeing a woman's butt of shit, maybe she was scared to sit on the shit?) And the first youth, she made me like her, watching her squat down in that place, either peeing or! When she left, she looked over and saw that the place was only the size of a palm. Lying on the ground and smelling it, there is no ghost, it is better to pull a bubble of, at least it will leave a little smell! Should this be called an ignorant teenager? ）

"Short B, fly slowly......" The Queen Mother followed the little god sparrow. Because I didn't put on my pants at the beginning, I was always walking with one hand, so it was inevitable that I let go of my pants and slipped out of my buttocks. I have to lift it up with my hands, so I can't keep up with the little god sparrow.

"It's not a mother, I'm afraid to walk behind you, because you eat seafood, and you're diarrhea all the way, your is not only stinky, but it will also kill people." The little god sparrow explained the reason why he walked in front of his mother quickly.

"It's a hard life. In the past few days, I have been helping the king Zeus to be a matchmaker, and people have been kind and sent some delicacies from the mountains and seas, no. As soon as you eat it, you will have diarrhea. It seems that it's better to live a poor life, coarse tea and light rice, even the is hard and good, how trouble-free! The Queen Mother sighed.

"The ghost wants you to be stingy, you will get used to it if you eat it often, and you will never have diarrhea in the future." The little god sparrow is preaching the secret trick of eating seafood.

In fact, many things in society have to be reversed, and the elderly, or the elderly, really have to learn a lot from the hairy children, although you have crossed more bridges than others. But the way people walk is where your bridge has never been reached. This is the principle of turning, less to teach the old!

"How do you know that, you little?" Niangniang really wants to know how to eat seafood from this junior.

"At first, I also had a stomach problem when I ate it. Later, I fell in love with a man who often went out to sea to fish, and almost ate seafood as a meal, so I naturally adapted to it. "This is the teaching of the little gods. But it's almost a B call, and it doesn't work. How much does seafood cost to eat as a meal?

"You're tantamount to pretending, short B, the ghost listens to you."

"How can it be tantamount to false talk, why?" The little god said puzzled.

"Is there a world where seafood is eaten every day? Even millionaires can't eat for a few days. "That's how it is. Since she was a child, she likes to work hard, although she is a high god, if it weren't for someone else to send a little, she wouldn't even have seen the seafood, which is not to say that she can't afford it, but a poor word has been engraved on her back since she was a child. Like Yue Fei, his back was engraved by his mother to serve the country with loyalty.

The concept of the poor, or the concept of the poor who are used to it, has always been stingy with money, although you give her a mountain of gold, like Niangniang, the second in command of the official god world, second only to God, the first time to eat seafood or the king of the people, Zeus, sees himself as a matchmaker, and this sister is a very beautiful person, as a favor, sent. When people get married, it's normal for people to throw the matchmaker into the underworld? Will this seafood be eaten more often in the future? The answer is yes.

"Where is it?" The Queen Mother is asking what happened.

"It used to be called Crete, but now we can call it 'The Mysterious Island' because the Golden Fleece is so mysterious." The little god sparrow is also a person who likes to use his brain.

"I don't understand, you Di Renjie also want to exchange the Golden Fleece for the beauty Helen's ......" The Queen Mother's language habits also like to speak directly, but later she joined the Iron Maiden combat team, relying on her young age, she likes to take the lead in doing things like crazy, and is used by formalism, and she jumps from a cowherding girl to the queen mother's mother. Because it is the root of the grass people in his bones, he always speaks with a foreign sentence and a sentence, and when he says that the B word is the last word, he can always brake the car immediately to retain a little dignity of his high spirit.

"Mother, what do you see down here?" As if she had discovered something, the little god sparrow exclaimed and called the mother to see.

"The dead man is the wreck of the ship, (and think of the loss of Malaysia Airlines, the wreckage of the plane has been found?) Isn't this a ghost to fight hard? The Queen Mother always likes to use local dialect in front of the little god sparrow, and sometimes she feels that this is a natural return, or more relaxed, because the little god finch is exactly what she looked like and what she was like back then, which made her get rid of the awkward feeling of talking to the high god that seemed to be an official tone that must be followed. (To be continued.) )