6 Jopham 3

As mentioned above, the daughter of a farmer in a small tribe accidentally fell into the water and drifted into the hands of the gods. This woman is beautiful because she is far from the rule of the gods, which is a small island nation that is free and easy, and is not ruled by the gods, that is, she does not have to pay public food, and grows and eats by herself. As long as they are not lame, as long as they are not mentally handicapped, the people are well-fed, and of course, the girls are naturally the ones who will be beautiful.

This woman is now raised in the back X house, and she is Zeus's junior behind her back.

The old man did not ransom his son, and was scolded by the commander of the coalition army, Agamen, who was so uncomfortable in his heart, along the rough coast, thinking as he walked, and cursing in his heart as he walked: "If there are higher gods in the world than this god, you can take care of them, we mortals will not listen to them at all." When he said that something would happen in the future, he was labeled as a "rumor-monger" by the god-king Zeus, and if he said something that had already happened, as long as it was a little unpleasant to him, he was thrown into the dungeon again. ”

The old man cried as he walked, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he made a promise to the more magical, higher-level god father, god mother and godmother: "If you have a higher level of immortal skills, go and dissolve the god king Zeus into a commoner, and let him feel the pain of being a people." Let his son, the commander of the coalition forces, die quickly before the expedition that has not yet begun, and it will be too late to die on the battlefield. The rough sea, the opposite coast can never be reached. The wooden hull will rot into mud long before it reaches the other side. People will also starve to death on the sea because of the lack of food, and they will never reach the day of landing. This pair of gods is like a long-distance trip, and the reincarnated mortals are all gone and have no return.

If it is as I wish, I promise to sacrifice a ram and a cow to worship the gods of the gods. ”

Speaking of which, Zeus is catching crickets. He wondered, which one was the old man's daughter?

Although Zeus is the supreme god and the only god of the king, he also has a weak side of being a thief. I heard that the old man was going to ransom his daughter, and the king of heaven was a little reluctant, so he came up with a way to teach them how many times to become crickets, so that the old man would not recognize who his daughter was, since no one could recognize him, who else could you redeem?

The ghost is that now even Zeus, the king of heaven, can't recognize it. Before it became a cricket, it was clear who was ugly and who was beautiful, but now it has all become crickets. Crickets are only the size of a person, and there is no difference between beauty and ugliness. Zeus is the king of the gods, and once he reaches out and catches a cricket girl who is not pretty, it will definitely make the gods laugh and lose their teeth.

The god of heaven climbed on the grass and whispered to the crickets, "Which of you is the daughter of the old man, junior?" Tell me, who is it? Your dad came to pick you up, and whoever said who was, I'll let you go. ”

"I am, you put me in your hand, and I'm going to speak into your ear," one of the crickets said.

Zeus grabbed her and put her to his ear, and the cricket bit the ear of Zeus, the king of heaven, so painful that the king of heaven screamed, it turned out to be Hera.

Hera was the sister of the Heavenly King, and she knew best what kind of god her brother was. She had persuaded the King of Heaven to let the old man's daughter go, or the old man would curse. The old man looked like a peasant, but the curse would surely work.

Hera bit her brother's ear so much that it was bloody, and the king called to his mother in pain, "Spare me, spare me." ”

"This brute," Hera scolded her brother, and at the same time her husband.

This is the so-called Heavenly King, the supreme god, because no one can control him, so he ** has become normal. Is there really a way of heaven, yes? The highest is the highest, and if there is anything higher than him, it is the highest in another place, otherwise it is not called the highest, and God is the same.

On divine art, Hera is higher than her brother's divine art, and Hera was obtained by her younger brother because of her kindness.

It is said that at that time, the king of heaven did not know that this beauty was his long-lost sister, and later he knew, and he also wanted to die of this heart, but he was the king of heaven, and he was not afraid of the world.

When he turned into a dead sheep, his sister held him in her arms, and his two hands kept touching his sister's chest. My sister didn't know that this was a ghost at the time, and thought it was still fun, so she kept him as a pet, ate and slept together......

One night in the middle of the night, the ghostly dead sheep climbed on top of my sister, who thought she was dreaming and helped her brother get things inside. I also thought: it's a dead goat anyway, God knows.

When he woke up and returned to his true body, he saw that it was his own brother, which was also a bit expected. What else can be done, just write to him "Chapter 3 of the Covenant: First, you must marry her as a wife." Second, from now on, you can't have sex with other girls. Third, she should be crowned the queen of heaven, have political participation and political power, and be not subject to the control of the king. ”

That's why Hera dared to bite him today. But biting him is biting him, after all, it is his younger brother and husband, and it will hurt if he says that he is not heartbroken. When Hera saw that Zeus was crying, she took him into the room, put a little magic medicine on the injured ear, and the bleeding stopped, and the husband and wife began to enter the good state.

Hera, in the world of Tenjin women, can also be regarded as a beauty, especially her long legs, which no one can match among today's contemporary models. The toes, the second one is much longer than the first, and is the most standard foot of the ancient Greek god, the foot of a beautiful woman. The face shape is the shape of Guanyin, with thick eyebrows and big eyes. The two ears are the size of the palm of a hand, because the gods are all big ears, so this is not an ugly one, but the bigger it is, the more beautiful it is.

Hera is also a well-bred woman, she once studied at the Moon Palace Normal Women's University, because she is beautiful, the principal always calls into her personal office under the pretext of being an excuse, and the unspoken rule now is to give a scholarship to the hell and stay in school for a master's degree or a doctorate. It's a pity that the headmaster has tried all kinds of methods and excuses, just because he is not a god, or because he will not become a sheep, or a swan, or a magpie, or a cow, or because he will not become a hare. In today's terms, it just won't become a pet, a person, but not a person.

This is Hera's unswerving nature, and she has always been praised by the divine world. However, everything has its own regularity, and it is the water that will one day turn into rain, and the rain that will one day fall on the ground.

As long as it's bread, there will always be people who use it as dry food. It's the same with women, as long as it's a woman, someone will always marry her as a wife. (That's because of the disparity in the ratio of men to women, and if you use all the bad women, there will be many men who will fail.) ）

Note: Zeus and Hera are indeed sisters and brothers in mythology, and they are indeed husband and wife. It's because of his beauty that his younger brother has changed many times before he gets it, and there was no "chaotic X" at that time, just like Tang Yan back then, cousin and cousin, it's not **. If you put it today, it is called **, and the national law has clear provisions that no marriage is allowed within five households. Leave aside the siblings, because these are completely underground workers, and those who are clearly within five households, you are already married. Between sisters and brothers, it is finally unseemly, and those who really dare to get married on the table have heard of a case in Shanghai for decades.

Who are you, within five households? If others don't talk about you and don't shame you, it doesn't mean that they don't scold you in their hearts. The most humiliating thing in the world is ethics. You know.

There is also a possibility that at that time, when the world was just opened, there was only one family, and there was helplessness between brothers and sisters, and between sisters and brothers. It is reported that there is still a place where there are few people, and it is also helpless?

In the next chapter, the expedition begins