5 Hitler danced

Agamenliu called on all the soldiers to keep their original positions, and to eat, drink, and sprinkle in the same place for a few days. But our boss didn't say why. This is the so-called military order.

However, Alysven also wondered, where is this faraway land? How beautiful is this legendary, almost mythical beautiful girl, how beautiful is it?

Before the expedition was prepared, there was a rumor that there was a woman on the other side of the sea, with fine skin and tender flesh, and her bosom was just the right size, with a curly head and a color like a handful of golden fleece.

The main reason for his discord with the coach is that he wants to find the "Golden Fleece" first, and then to subdue the fertile land and beauties. But what he thinks about now is that fighting for beautiful women is also a more reasonable, and there is indeed no decent good girl in the country.

Our handsome deputy thought of this, and his nature and strong physique were also conniving at him to change his conservative thoughts, and his blood suddenly burned all over his body.

He wanted to go out and speak about the merits of the expedition, as a way to encourage more small nations to join the mighty expeditionary army of the established expedition.

"I'm going out," said Aliusven, "I'm going out, I don't have any ghost bird flu, it's a lie that I didn't want to go to war, and I deliberately withdraw, and now I have figured out that there is indeed a very beautiful woman in the far east." There is more than one, all women are so beautiful, and I will go out and tell them that all the tribes will come and send people to participate, and that it will not be too late to regret it when we all come home full of money and beautiful women. ”

A signal corpsman quickly reported to the commander that the deputy commander was fake and sick, and now he has figured it out and decided that he is willing to go to Moscow.

Hitler knew that this little imp was faking illness, and when he heard that he had already figured it out, he was glad to bring officers above the division level to see him. After the two shook hands and said goodbye, they paraded side by side in the army, inspecting the military situation while encouraging the soldiers.

Whether it is the chief order of a small tribe or the soldiers of a small tribe, they all chant in unison Long live the commander and long live the empire. Amid the cheers of the crowd, Hitler sang Jackson's "B's" and danced Jackson's hat dance. All the officers and men went crazy with Hitler. The drummer, with his tin drum hanging on his chest, his belly was so high, and his hands were like swans flying on their wings.

The most pleasing thing is that none of the girls who danced were really pretty. All we could see was a handful of wheat stalks floating in the wind. All of them have no blood on their faces, and their clothes are in tatters, and they are all poor children. Is this to see off the soldiers on the expedition? Definitely. This is for those thieves. Send bells to those gods.

The next morning, it was reported that the commander was sick, and the commander and all the soldiers were so happy that they danced in their hearts and dared to sing in their hearts. And those women and children, as well as those who are stupid, have no worries, but they sing and dance without concealment, and someone sues, and they all catch and feed the fish. The joy of the stupid B's is because they want to see the boss die, so that the expedition plan can be canceled, lest all the men are gone, and the remaining old, weak, sick and disabled will die even faster.

This is an untimely joy that of course undermines the prestige of the manager. The coach can not know, know or not, but these bad dogs want to be rewarded for meritorious service, and they don't need to be awarded for meritorious service before the expedition to get a beautiful woman in the palace.

Our lieutenant marshal Aliusven, who led nine high-ranking generals to give speeches along the coast in a speedboat. All the generals are called upon to come and participate in this expedition. He knows the way, and the larger the army, the more likely it is to win. He also commandingly called on all the young men to do so, if they did not want to participate in the expedition, the premise was to send the corresponding materials to the headquarters of the expeditionary coalition, and when the expedition returned victoriously, they could share the fruits of victory. Although I know that this is a lie, what can I do? The Lord has the final say, God has the final say, and he can't be provoked. Most of them are because they can't come up with money, so they have no choice but to send their sons and husbands out. The reserve expeditionary force is doubling and expanding day by day. How big is it? It's so big that the coach doesn't have enough time to walk around once a day.

On the night of the decision to start the expedition tomorrow, Haixiao happened. Because it happened at night, all the human races reincarnated in pure human flesh died, and all that was left was mixed with humans and gods. There were not enough soldiers, and the expedition forced a moratorium. This is the ghost of Poseidon, the god of the sea, who was sued by Cupid for going to the Venus play, and Zeus scolded him to the point of blood. For this reason, he is always obsessed, and he will make ghosts at every opportunity, because this is the jurisdiction of each person, and everyone has his own jurisdiction, although Zeus is the king of the gods, and he has no heart to care about the small things that have little impact on the divine realm, and it seems that he really does not have this right. Because this is not a political issue, at most it is to name yourself at the meeting.

Venus, known as the goddess of beauty in the divine realm, I don't know if it's number one or two, but it's always ranked among the top ten beauties. Because he has no hands, he almost loses the ability to resist, so he is often taken and touched by men, which is a common thing, and it has become the source of trouble.

In fact, people in the fairy world also have to wear clothes, but Venus is completely different, because she has no hands and is often bare-chested, because God allows her to do this, which is a special care for the disabled. So none of us ever saw Venus wear a top.

Venus's husband, Cupid, who did not have time to be with her every day, had to go archery, because he was a natural archer. How many people in the world are going to get married every day, he will shoot as many arrows a day, and if he is not shot, sooner or later he will be divorced, and let him shoot an arrow next time. So now there are more and more people getting divorced, just because this archer can't keep up. Because of his work, many people got married and divorced, so some people saw that his wife was on the street for public display. Most of the countrymen don't understand this, they get married when they say they get married, and they get divorced when they say they get divorced, which means they are divorced 10,000 times, and they don't think of leaving Cupid's wife at the entrance of the village to show the public. The city is completely different, most of the people in the city have knowledge, know that this is, divorce is because Cupid did not shoot an arrow for them, so when they get divorced, they will not blame each other, they will leave, they will leave, they will not make noise, and they will not beat you to death. I couldn't get angry, so I left Cupid's wife on the street, and over time, there were more divorced people, and more and more Venus was left on the street, which became a common thing. That's how the story works. If there is another story, it is someone else's story, and this story has nothing to do with it, if it is the same, it is pure chocolate, you can eat it with confidence.

Note: I don't know what I'm talking about, I was crying at the computer yesterday, if it's too similar, then it's better to copy it according to "Homer's Epic", even if no one cares, no one cares about dying. If it is mixed with water, where does it come from? My own answer is that I have to wait for the reader's comment. If you write seriously, you have to write the author out of the problem. Really, sometimes I'm laughing myself, what the hell is this talking about?