Chapter 286: General Match

"Hey, what's the matter, Grandma, why are you still crying? Little ancestor? Ke Hong hurriedly put aside the shopping cart and helped Su Man wipe away the tears on his face, "No, my words don't seem to be nothing?" At least I don't mean anything else, do you need to? Is there something wrong with that? ”

As he spoke, Ke Hong patted Su Man's brain: "Don't cry, don't cry, be good." ”

"No......" Su Man shook his head and muttered: "I just remembered the past, when I fell in love with Zhang Lun, once I came to menstruation, it was very painful, and then begged him to take care of me, help me buy food and make some hot water or something, at that time he replied 'Come to menstruation and won't die, you will come every month', and then Ah Hong, you are ...... now."

"Oh, contrast, that's what it means, right?" Ke Hong said suddenly, and also breathed a sigh of relief, "You said that you are a girl, it scared me." ”

Su Man himself couldn't help laughing, wiping his tears and muttering, "I'm sorry......"

"It's okay, it's okay." Ke Hong smiled, and then lightly flicked it on Su Man's forehead, "Next time you come to the eldest aunt, if it hurts, you can also ask me to take care of you, even if you are not as beautiful as you are now, I will take care of you, I promise." ”

"Well, I know......" Su Man pursed his lips and smiled, "everything has been bought, shall we go?" ”

"Well, I've bought so many things, I'll send you back." Ke Hong nodded, went to the front of the supermarket with Su Man to check out, and then took the subway to send Su Man home.

When she arrived downstairs at Su Man's house, Su Man suddenly began to hesitate, she hesitated for a while, suddenly pointed upstairs, and asked in a twisted manner: "That, Ah Hong, do you want to ...... Go up and sit? ”

Ke Hong was stunned, then suddenly laughed, he pressed Su Man's little brain with his left hand, then lowered his head and turned his face towards Su Man. asked, "Xiaoman, aren't you hinting at me anything?" ”

"Sure enough, you'd better go back! Good night, see you tomorrow, Ah Hong! Su Man said in a panic. Pushed on Ke Hong's chest, and then turned his head to go upstairs, but at this time, Ke Hong suddenly reached out and grabbed her weak wrist.

"Y-What are you going to do?" Su Man asked with a red face, nervously speaking.

Ke Hong just stared at her with a smile for a long time. Only then did he raise the bag in his hand: "Don't you want the things you bought?" ”

"Oh, yes......" Su Man breathed a sigh of relief and was about to reach out to pick it up, but Ke Hong withdrew the bag in his hand back, "How can you open the door with so many things?" I'll pick it up for you. ”

"Okay, okay......" Su Man responded, then fell silent, and a blush secretly crept up Su Man's face: Isn't this still going to let Ke Hong go up and sit?!

But there was no way to refuse at this time, so Su Man had to go upstairs with Ke Hong.

As soon as the door opened, the fat tiger meowed and rubbed at Ke Hong's feet.

"The ......," Suman hesitated. But Ke Hong reached out and pressed against the wall beside her, and said with a smile: "I invite me to come in and sit?" ”

Su Man was a little surprised at the time: was he knocked by the wall?

When he came back to his senses, his face suddenly turned red, and he didn't say a complete sentence for a long time. Seeing this, Ke Hong couldn't help laughing, Su Man frowned and said angrily: "Ah Hong, are you deliberately making fun of me? ”

"No, anyway, it must be the ghost idea they gave you, I know." Ke Hong said with a smile, touching the top of Su Man's head: "Okay." Shrewd. You don't need to listen to others, just be yourself. ”

Su Man's face turned red, he lowered his head and smiled, and nodded slightly: "Hmm......"

"Alright. Then you can rest early, I'll go back first. Ke Hong said, put down the bag in his hand in Su Man's room, turned around and waved his hand. Su Man leaned in front of the door, holding the fat cat, and watched Ke Hong leave. Until Ke Hong disappeared into the corridor. Su Man sighed at this time, and the fat tiger in his arms "meowed".

"I know, I'd love him to stay, but I'm a little scared......," Suman sighed and said, "Take your time." ”

The next morning, because there were no classes and he had recently started to participate in basketball team training, he had omitted morning exercises, so Ke Hong could sleep a little. But this is a rare morning when there is no class, and he plans to sleep late, so someone calls to harass him.

"Who?" Ke Hong asked a little impatiently, but the little brother on the other end of the phone was even more impatient, and asked angrily: "It's Ke Hong, right!?" Your delivery has arrived! Hurry down and get it! I'm in a hurry to deliver the next one! ”

"Express ......" Ke Hong paused, then opened his eyes suddenly, and said in surprise: "The express delivery has arrived!" ”

During this time, Ke Hong has only bought one thing online, and that is Ye Wanjun's prop costume. So, he immediately got up from the bed: "Hey, big brother, wait a minute, I'll come down soon!" ”

Ke Hong got dressed as quickly as he could, and then ran downstairs, but it still took nearly ten minutes, and when he went downstairs, the courier brother threw things to Ke Hong with an impatient face, and then didn't ask Ke Hong for an autograph, so he left in a hurry. Ke Hong didn't bother to pay attention to him, because at this time, he just wanted Ye Wanjun to try on this "costume" as soon as possible.

"Wanjun, are you awake?" Ke Hong suppressed the ecstasy in his heart, knocked on the door and asked.

"Well, come on." Ye Wanjun answered briskly in the room, and then ran to open the door, and after opening the door, she ran back to the sofa and grabbed her mobile phone to look at it, and asked with a smile: "What's the matter, Ah Hong, come and call me for breakfast?" ”

Ye Wanjun obviously woke up early in the morning and found that there was nothing to do, and then she leaned on the sofa and began to read the novel. At this moment, she was wearing goose-yellow plush pajamas, curled up on the sofa barefoot, and a slender white foot and neck were exposed between her trouser legs and slippers.

"Ah...... yes, but there's one more thing. Ke Hong said sternly.

"Huh?" Ye Wanjun tilted his head slightly and asked, Ke Hong raised the courier in his hand and said, "That, the costume I bought has arrived, can you try it on quickly?" If the size is not suitable, you have to change it again. ”

"Arrived?" Ye Wanjun asked curiously, and stood up from the sofa, "It's so fast, but it shouldn't be inappropriate, as long as it's according to the size I said......"

Saying that, Ye Wanjun took the courier from Ke Hong's hand, pursed her lips and smiled: "Okay!" You're still standing here, how do people change their clothes? Go and wait in your room, I'll change it. ”

"Good ......" Ke Hong's heart fluttered, and he obediently returned to his room and waited. The costume was a little tricky to put on, so he waited patiently. About ten minutes later, Ye Wanjun knocked on the door.

"Hurry up, it's strange for people to stand outside the door in this outfit." Ye Wanjun urged a little anxiously.

"It's coming, it's coming!" Ke Hong was actually more anxious than Ye Wanjun, he trotted to the door and opened the door. And Ye Wanjun hurriedly came in from outside the door, helped Ke Hong close the door, and then stood in front of Ke Hong and spun around: "Is it good-looking?" ”

The costume chosen by Ke Hong is the rabbit-eared maid costume worn by the protagonist in Alice in Wonderland, but instead of light blue but pink. Because Ke Hong felt that Ye Wanjun was very sweet, pink would be more suitable for her. The skirt reached to the knees, and she was paired with white stockings and black leather boots, and the hairpin on the top of her head was also adorned with rabbit ears.

Ye Wanjun was only one meter and in her early sixties, very small and delicate, and after wearing this pink maid outfit, she looked even more small and cute, coupled with Ye Wanjun's playful movements and the rabbit ear hairpin on her head.

At that time, Ke Hong covered his chest, and was so cute that he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

"Who...... Whoever goes to the police, call 110......" Ke Hong said with difficulty holding on to the wall and covering his chest.

"What?" Ye Wanjun frowned slightly and asked curiously. Ke Hong said bitterly: "No." I really want to commit a crime, go and call 110, I can't control myself anymore......"

"Hmph...... Ye Wanjun covered her mouth and let out a chuckle, and then looked down at her dress, "Actually, it's embarrassing, but Ah Hong's eyes are quite good, this outfit is so cute." ”

"It's people who are so cute, so even the clothes are cute." Ke Hong stroked his chest, suppressed the blood in his chest, and reluctantly replied. Ye Wanjun glared at him with a smile: "Ah Hong, you are too exaggerated." ”

But then. Ye Wanjun was a little suspicious: "However, why are the costumes worn to perform magic tricks a maid costume and rabbit ears?" ”

"Oh, and it doesn't matter, actually. It can also be dressed like a bunny girl. But I didn't want you to dress too revealingly, but it had to be eye-catching, so I chose a maid outfit and bunny ears. Ke Hong explained, "However, in fact, it doesn't matter if it's cat ears or something, after all, it's a man." I love the maid outfit and the cute elements like cat ears......"

Ye Wanjun squinted at Ke Hong and smiled, "Really? I thought it was Ah Hong's personal preference. ”

"I ...... It's also a member of normal men, so ...... Yes, I like this set too. Ke Hong explained.

Ye Wanjun was still like that, smiling and squinting at Ke Hong, as if questioning him, Ke Hong could only be as sincere as possible.

"That's what happened during the show?" Ye Wanjun looked down at the clothes and asked.

"Actually......" Ke Hong hesitated, "After seeing the effect of you wearing this suit, I don't really want you to wear this suit to ......"

"Why?" Ye Wanjun tilted her head and asked, and the rabbit ears on the top of her head also drooped down.

Ke Hong was so cute that a mouthful of blood rushed to his throat, he forcibly swallowed the blood, and said, "Because...... It's so cute, I don't want others to see it......"

Ye Wanjun was stunned, and then a flush appeared on her face, and her eyes wandered.

"That, that ......" Ye Wanjun asked a little shyly, "If you don't wear this set, which one should you wear when the time comes?" ”

"Well, you should wear your own normal clothes, the best one." Ke Hong smiled bitterly.

"That'...... Does that work on the show? Sight-inducing or something. Ye Wanjun looked to the side and asked.

"No problem, Wanjun is so beautiful, she can look good even in ordinary clothes!" Ke Hong hurriedly explained.

"Hmm...... All right. Ye Wanjun pursed her lips and smiled, but she still didn't dare to look at Ke Hong, looked down at the clothes and said, "Isn't it a pity to have this clothes?" It's so cute, but you can't wear ......."

Ke Hong groaned and said, "Anyway, let's keep it for now, maybe it will be of other use in the future......"

Although Ke Hong can't think of any other use now, he can only say that.

"Also...... That's all there is to it. Ye Wanjun bit her lower lip and said, "However, Ah Hong still has to wear the clothes I prepared." ”

"Huh? What kind of clothes did you prepare? Ke Hong asked curiously.

"Hmph, in fact, I arrived last night, but you came back late, and I was already in bed to read a novel, so I didn't look for you. I'll go get it, you can try it. Ye Wanjun said with a smile, and then hurried back to the room.

Soon, she came back with a set of clothes. Of course, still wearing this pink maid outfit. Just like that, when Ye Wanjun re-entered Ke Hong's sight, Ke Hong clutched his chest and said, "Hurry up...... Alarm ......"

"Oops. It's not fun to get the same set of old people! Ye Wanjun was amused by Ke Hong, pinched his face and said, then handed over the clothes, "Let's try it?" The size should be fine, no, it's too late to change it now. ”

"Okay...... Ke Hong responded. Then I picked up my clothes and went to my room to change them.

The performance costume that Ye Wanjun prepared for him turned out to be ...... A standard men's tuxedo with a bow tie.

"Ugh." After Ke Hong changed his clothes, he stood in front of Ye Wanjun and rolled his eyes helplessly. But Ye Wanjun covered her mouth and smiled happily, then waved her hand and said, "Oh, don't you have a broken face, like a magician." ”

"You're deliberately trying to fix me, aren't you?" Ke Hong asked with a frown.

"Not really." Ye Wanjun said confidently, "This set of clothes is very suitable for Ah Hong." It's just that you don't cooperate with the way you look now. ”

As he spoke, Ye Wanjun raised her eyebrows, and had an idea: "Then, Ah Hong, let's do a live rehearsal, right?" ”

"Live walkthrough?" Ke Hong asked curiously, Ye Wanjun nodded: "Yes, let's rehearse here, you should be at the audit site, anyway, we are both wearing costumes." ”

"Hmm, okay." Ke Hong thought for a moment. Then stood side by side with Ye Wanjun, pretending that there was a large audience in front of them.

"Ladies and gentlemen, and children, welcome to this magic show." Ke Hong said with a smile, "I'm sure everyone has heard of the 'death escape' magic. That's the magic we're going to perform today. But, because of the school's regulations, we certainly can't let the Magic really kill me when it fails. ”

Saying that, Ke Hong paused, and then shrugged his shoulders: "So, we took another cartoon effect. When I fail to escape and hang up, you will see a more hilarious special effect instead of the bloody death. ”

Immediately, Ke Hong turned to Ye Wanjun, raised his hand and introduced: "Next, first of all, I would like to introduce to you my beautiful female assistant, the goddess and flower of our department. As you know, the beautiful female assistant is saved to attract everyone's attention, so that when everyone admires my female assistant, I can quietly move my hands and feet. ”

"Ah Hong, if you say that, won't people deliberately not look at me?" Ye Wanjun interrupted him at this time.

"No, the more you say that, the more people will pay attention to you." Ke Hong explained with a smile: "When you make any slightly bigger moves, they will look at you, and then immediately see if I am doing anything. ”

"Oh—I see." Ye Wanjun said suddenly, clapped her little hands, and said with a smile: "Go on, Great Magician." ”

Ke Hong nodded and continued: "Then, I will take out the props, that is, a cage, lock myself in, lock myself in it with various chains, ropes, and captivity props, and hang a dangerous object above my head. Of course, if I did put a few spears and swords or something, the school probably wouldn't approve of it, so I'd switch it to a cake or a cream pie or something. ”

"Hmph......" Ye Wanjun covered her mouth and let out a beautiful chuckle, "Then what if it really fails?" ”

"You're my female assistant, you don't even believe me?" Ke Hong said disappointedly.

"Well, I believe you. So what are you going to do, Grand Magician? Ye Wanjun tilted her head with a smile, and the rabbit ears drooped down again.

Ke Hong held back the fishy sweetness in his throat and explained with difficulty: "Anyway...... When the time comes, I'll cover the cage with a black cloth that slowly falls, and then break free from the cage during the countdown, and then I'll leave it to me. ”

"What about me?" Ye Wanjun asked with a smile.

"You, just sell cuteness outside, just let everyone see how cute you are." Ke Hong said with a smile.

Ye Wanjun was slightly embarrassed: "How can it be so cute...... It's only Ah Hong that you think is cute, and if you can't attract everyone's attention at that time, Ah Hong, won't your magic trick fail......"

"It's either a woman or a gay person who thinks you're uncute, I bet." Ke Hong nodded and said, "Anyway, you just need to listen to me, the magic will definitely succeed, don't worry." ”

Ye Wanjun suddenly smiled and nodded vigorously: "Hmm!" ”

Then, Ye Wanjun pulled Ke Hong to the mirror and said with a smile: "Come, let's take a group photo, shall we?" ”

Immediately, Ye Wanjun raised her mobile phone, raised her mobile phone to Ke Hong in the mirror and herself, took a full-body photo, then opened it and looked at it, nodded and smiled with satisfaction: "Hmph, the magician and his assistant ......"

Ke Hong leaned over and took a look, and he and Ye Wanjun in the photo, one wearing a tuxedo and the other wearing a pink maid costume, was a little unreal, as if in a fairy tale. But it is probably precisely because of the fairy tale atmosphere that people feel in a trance that the two people in this photo are really a match made in heaven, especially a good match.

"That ......" Ye Wanjun looked at the photo and smiled slightly: "Otherwise, you still wear this outfit to perform that day, right?" ”

"What about it......" Ke Hong sighed and thought to himself, although it made him feel a little jealous to let others see such a cute Ye Wanjun, but when the two of them were together, it was worth it. (To be continued.) )

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