"In this way, if you go back, I will go back and tell Bao Zheng that I lost the fight, so that Bao Zheng will abstain and get the beauty and the Golden Fleece. But this does not mean that the war is over, but that there is still a fight within your Tang Empire, and you must fight for the first. Are you sure? "Heavenly King Zeus is confessing to Xiang Yu, let him work hard to fight for the first place in order to become the son-in-law of Heavenly King Zeus.

"If I fight first, can I not have your daughter Helen?" That's really a problem.

"Where did you get this joke story, did you pick it up in the Thousand and One Nights? How can there be such a thing in the world, people are desperately trying to get it, but you are thinking about getting it and not wanting, have you ever seen such a thing in the world? "Zeus, the king of heaven, feels very inexplicable, the first beauty in the world, if she has the ability to win it, will she not want it? When it was doubtful, Zeus, the king of heaven, had to ask another sentence that could not have been asked: "Are you not in the middle of your legs?" ”

It's almost a philosophical question, you have to like what everybody likes, or you're different, as if you're missing something in this regard. Of course, this is also the case, have you seen any maggots in the cellar that can survive without eating? Everyone eats, if you're smart, you'll run to a clean and hygienic place to find something to eat? It's no wonder if you don't scold you to death, who would have such a large amount of qi to make you higher alone.

Let the reader answer, how many are there between Xiang Yu's legs? If so, then why would he ask the puzzling, stupid question of whether he has the right to do without a beautiful woman? If not, then why did he come to get the first beauty in the world in the first place?

"I can only answer from the side to the words of the Heavenly King, there was an Olympic champion in the world who threw a gold medal into the deep sea. Someone asked her why? She said that as long as she proves that she has this ability, a gold medal is something. There is also a person who has won the Nobel Prize, and he does not want it. Someone asked him and he said, "I swam across the sea and give me a lifebuoy, does that make sense?"

If you want me to explain further, if this woman is not playing with her for the first time. Will I still worry about playing with women? Xiang Yu is telling the truth, with such a tall image of him, even if he plays virgin every day, there are girls lining up because they are relatively behind, and they are treated to old age and death.

Take the seventy-two sisters of the three palaces and six courtyards to count, and there are many of them who are both beautiful and domineering. They almost held the emperor's eggs and never let go, and this time the younger sisters who didn't look forward to it every day were sore in their necks and moss on B.

Do you dare to believe it, just like the current society, corrupt officials have moldy money. The people were so poor that they starved to death on the road! B is the same, the rich man is kept in a group, and he lets her grow moss empty, do you bite the eggs?

He built ten floors of the house and let the sparrows in the sky play, what are you doing?

"I see, it's not that you don't have a few legs between them, but you're saying that if this beauty doesn't let you play with it for the first time, you're going to feel sick and throw it away. Is that so? "Zeus, the king of heaven, seems to have the same thoughts as Xiang Yu for his virgin sister.

"It's a hero who has the same heart for the beauties of the world, and those who know me too." Xiang Yu used a more complimentary word. It shows that men who have the ability to play with girls for the first time, or it can be translated as never eating gluttony. In childhood parlance, it's saliva in the skin. I'll flip an egg with you: someone else eats the rest.

"I don't know you, do you see what I know about you?" The king thought of the Leda he had done, as if it wasn't the first time he had played it, as if it was him.

"Don't you feel disgusted by women that other people have played with?" Xiang Yu's words were a little serious.

"Isn't there a dead phoenix in this that is worth more than a live chicken? A woman who is born ten beautiful, doesn't there be a card in sex to avoid death? You can throw a chicken when it dies, and you can throw it away when a phoenix dies? "The King of Heaven is deficient in some aspects of his efforts to preserve beauty, and it is reasonable to try to find strong words.

"You're right, this is the average poor ghost. In the eyes of the men in the phoenix group, there are no two mentalities between dying a phoenix and dying a chicken, and the way to deal with it is to throw it away. "Xiang Yu represents the rich man's view of beautiful women, of course this is the case, rich people still care about you so much. I only heard that you have an affair with someone else, and it would be a blessing not to throw you down from the twelfth floor, give a look, you see that you quickly pick up your pants and run to the underworld. There are often big bosses in Hong Kong who throw their chickens downstairs, isn't it just that I heard that she has a little white face. Damn it. Raised by someone and stealing people?

"Gotcha! Good words are hard to convince damn ghosts. But you should still try hard, if you can fight for the first, if this product is not the first time for you to play as you guess, if you want to dislike it, don't throw it away, just carry it back to me. "The Heavenly King Zeus took a fancy to Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu. It seems that there is a family pair in it, and its honorific title has a king character in it.

"I don't understand, how can you see me and get first? Is there any other reason for this? "Xiang Yu is deducing the development of things with his superb martial arts, does this superb martial arts have a hidden power over the Heavenly King Zeus?

"Yes, I want to tell you if you don't ask, I want to use your power to rule the earth. But the most effective way in this is marriage, when I become your father-in-law, you can't help but listen to me, when the time comes, you are the invincible general of the people, I am the invincible god of war of God, then the world is not up to our family? "The king of heaven is not drunk, this is completely reasonable.

However, he was reasonable, but Xiang Yu almost laughed when he heard it. Xiang Yu thought to himself, the ghost is right with your immortals, I would rather be the grass king of a small country than the vice president of a big country. But this is only a heartfelt word, and it cannot be said nonsense, because at this time, it is like a big bird falling on the ground and a hunter suddenly catches a wing, and it has to wait for it to get rid of it before it can fly high.

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"Who dares to come over and send him to death, without me, Lu Bu will collect troops and return to the camp." Lu Bu defeated several generals in a row, and of course they were all medium in the small state faction.

At this time, Cao Cao stroked his beard and turned his head to look at Shang Dian Wei, he still didn't understand, what is the difference between this and roll call?

"I'm willing to compete with Lu Bu!" Dian Wei said to Cao Cao's gaze.

"If you can win, you will win, if you can't win, please retreat with your whole body, and there must be no greed for merit and love war." Cao Cao was afraid that Dian Wei was in danger, but there was no way, he just wanted to try his luck, and he didn't force it.

"Got it!" After Dian Wei finished speaking, he reined in his horse and walked towards the plum blossom circle.

Dian Wei did not stay outside the plum blossom circle, but rushed directly towards Lu Bu, and the Fang Tian halberd in his hand slashed down according to Lu Bu's head.

Lu Bu didn't expect this cicada head to be so hoarse. It's getting a little scrambling. You can only make a move to meet the battle. He scolded angrily: "I fuck your Dian Wei's mother, are you crazy?" Is it worth it to just work for your master? Do you have the right to wash your own eggs if you win? You're helping your eggs to boost your strength! Dogs in. Your thief's egg blames you? ”

This is also Lu Bu, who scolds people while receiving the recruit and has the mind, if it is not for the ability to sell it. This neck is not enough to breathe.

"You scolded the dog! You three slaves want you to die today. Take it, you retarded. Dian Wei also only used half of his neck to vent his anger, leaving half of it to fight with Lu Bu, don't let the child lose in his mouth.

"You dog, you retarded! Ye is winning the battle for himself, you fucking eunuch reincarnated. I was sick a few times. Look at who is mentally retarded? Lu Bu scolded Dian Wei's eggs as feet, he should have been sick and couldn't walk, but he scolded him for not being able to fuck B because he was sick and couldn't fuck B.

Goose! Dian Wei listened to Lu Bu's scolding beyond the scope of his own blow, and thought in his heart, yes, I scolded others for being mentally retarded, if I am not mentally retarded, why am I working for others? It seems that he is the real mentally handicapped, because he is not sick and abducted, and he is not a eunuch, but he is making a fortune for Cao Cao. Thinking of this, the strength in Dian Wei's hands softened a lot, and he couldn't scream.

"Recruit guys!" Lu Bu flew in to make a move. The Fang Tian painting halberd in his hand happened to hit Dian Wei's Fang Tian halberd, and he only heard a loud sound, and the weapon in Dian Wei's hand flew out three zhang away.

My mother, Dian Wei grabbed the saddle with both hands, shrank his head, kicked the horse's stomach with his foot, remembered Cao Cao's words, and kept his whole body away.

Dian Wei ran back to the camp on horseback, panting exaggeratedly and said, "Lu Bu, this dog is not a human, it is simply a god. If I hadn't run fast, it would have been Hades standing in front of me at this time. ”

"It seems that no one can resist Lu Bu, so we have to decide to withdraw from the battle between Beauty and Golden Fleece." Cao Cao said to Dian Wei.

"That's it! We quit, my lord! "Dian Wei called Cao Cao's lord. As he spoke, he shook his head and looked pitiful, where is this a general, he has become a beggar who is half starved to death.

The chicken ribs that Cao Cao dropped were naturally Liu Bei's turn to pick them up and put them in his mouth, so it depended on whether he had a good pair of teeth?

The first one to fight with Lu Bu was Zhang Fei. Only three rounds were taken. On the fourth round, he was beaten to the underworld by Lu Bu with the Zhangba snake spear gun in his hand. When he kept his whole body and retreated, he put such a: "** B, the master thought of scolding you for the three surnamed slaves, and he didn't scold you and thought of letting you take care of it, but you don't appreciate it, and you still beat the master to the bottom, it's really not worth it!" ”

The five tiger generals of Liu Bei's army are four, and finally Zhao Yun, this is the treasure in Liu Bei's hands, Liu Bei is the most reluctant to use one of the love generals, and it will be the finale when it is used.

Zhao Yun is Liu Bei's greatest hope and last hope.

"Zilong, I think it's time to collect the troops, Lu Bu is a reckless man, this is not a tactic, we have nothing to do. Let him go, right? "Liu Bei, this is half a world's words. What do you mean by half-world words? It's just that only half of the meaning is said, and half of it is left. Sometimes it's half for the listener to think, and sometimes it's for the listener to come up with ideas. Liu Bei's words have the flavor of making Zhao Yun take an idea, otherwise he can directly say that he will not fight, and decide to abstain from participating in the war between Beauty and Golden Fleece.

"Don't jump to conclusions, let me try my luck, although the chance of winning is only forty percent, if you are lucky, you can win the lord to wash his eggs and have fun with beautiful women." Zhao Yun is because it is his turn, one is to try his luck, and the other is to go on a bad errand, and he just acts when he sees the opportunity.

When Liu Bei heard Zhao Yun say this, he stepped forward and lifted the reins of the horse for Zhao Yun, and instructed: "This is not a real battle of the country, there is no need to fight with your life, remember!" ”

Zhao Yun nodded, and then hit the horse and flew to the place where there was Lu Bu.

Naturally, Lu Bu had already waited in the plum blossom circle with a horizontal gun, and when he saw that it was Zhao Yun, he didn't dare to slack off, and his brows furrowed. Of course, I'm a little afraid, not afraid unless I'm crazy, because there is only a 55% chance of winning, only more than half of the hairboy, dare to take it lightly?

Comparing animals is the tiger and the lion, although the difference is not much, but there is still a little bit of strength and weakness, the lion is a little stronger than the tiger. It is precisely because the strength and weakness are not very obvious, so between the two they always prefer not to live on the same mountain, and to come to a river without disturbing the well water, so as not to get the oil won by both sides, and once injured, there is a fatal danger.

This is certain that Zhao Yun is also approaching Lu Bu with a creepy body.

"Brother Zhao Yun, don't come unharmed!" Lu Bu made preparations for saluting first and then soldiering, usually this is not to fall soft to the other party, but to brew danger, only let reasonable people know, but the cicada often thinks that this is weak, and of course he is reluctant to let it go.

It's not necessarily a good thing to have this habit, and when it happens, it often causes hooligans to beat up. Because when he saw that you had slumped, he thought that he saw that you were a man without a state faction, and he liked to let you go in everything, so he would use you as a target, and if he won the battle, this was the first step they took as a hooligan.

Zhao Yun was not washing his eggs and working hard for himself, there was some irresponsibility mixed in this, and the stakes were not very high in the matter itself, so he said with a taste of appreciation in his heart: "Ah, Brother Lu Bu!" ”

"The two countries are fighting each other, and I, Lu Bu, have injured four of you generals in a row, I'm really sorry!" What Lu Bu meant in this sentence is that you Zhao Yun don't call me true, this is not a real battlefield, there are no coincidences and tricks, it all depends on hard force, and the strong and weak are in front of you.

"I'm not trying to beat you, it's lucky to have a draw. But I don't ask you to be gracious, I, Zhao Yun, have never had the heart of a villain, and I live in the world with my ability, and I will be honored if I am honored, and I will be ashamed if I am ashamed. Let the horses come! Zhao Yun said this to the point, people live, why do they have to force honor? This is a very limited thing, and everyone must definitely not have it, but always have to have it.

"Then let's have a gentleman's tactic, don't be caught off guard when you make a move, and don't bring a move when you receive a move." Lu Bu would rather the world shout cicadas, but still insist on his straightforward thoughts. (To be continued.) )