"Report to the General, there's an old man calling you outside." The little soldier said to Xiang Yu.

Xiang Yu felt a tingling in his head when he heard this, needless to say, it must be the king Zeus who is here, it seems that it is difficult for this so-called B of the world's first beauty to or not. Just like a netizen once said, if you have the patience to write a book to 10 million words, it is difficult not to run out of fire.

"Let him in." Xiang Yu treats this as a general matter, not forced, if the king insists on himself, then go to Bibi to see, in the words of a lyric: If you can fight, you can fight, if you can't fight, you can run, the first in the world doesn't want to get, and it's not bad to have a second.

"Why don't you stand still?" The person who came was really Zeus, the king of heaven, and when he saw that Xiang Yu had not appeared in front of the two armies, he knew that Xiang Yu was lying in bed and abstained by default.

"I heard that there is Lu Bu in that place, and he is also a male of the era, so you can choose him as your son-in-law." Xiang Yu really didn't want to go, because he knew that the encounter between Xiongxiong and Xiong was the result of losing both, because B only had one piece, and there would be no double dragon entering the hole in the world at all, which was Xiang Yu's simplest idea.

"Fuck, that's what happened, but then I heard that Lu Bu was a cicada head, saying that he was a white radish, and if there was a dou in the future, it would leave the child behind in the womb." Zeus, the king of heaven, is really suspicious, and likes to listen to the wind is the wind and the rain is the rain.

(I'm also a cicada.) Once I went to the brigade to get money, and I ordered ninety-nine. One person next to him came to take the re-count, and another person couldn't say anything. This so-called other person may be in charge of money, this guy may have a good ear, he must have heard that I am a cicada head, he thought that since it is a cicada head, it is no problem to draw one out of a hundred.

There was also a mother next to it, yes, yes, it was a mother goods, and I remember she made fun of me, because a person is famous, and it is impossible in China not to think that others will make fun of it.

Because in China the definition of cicada is too broad. Straightforwardness is a cicada, honesty is a cicada, and there are countless behaviors that can be summarized within the scope of cicadas. But in general, as long as you like to do things that are not in your own interest, or are not obvious, you will be biased towards the cicada. For example, being weaker than the average person falls into the category of disability.

He asked others not to order. I glanced at him at the time, thinking that you got rid of one first, and if I really can't get it, I'll definitely take it away. Goose! This B cub touched a ghost, and he didn't want to do it. Because people are made fun of, they will think of leaving quickly, just like a sheep that falls into a wolf pack and does not leave until it dies? But as soon as I gritted my teeth, I still stubbornly insisted on the last ninety-nine. It's gone when I get to ninety-nine, because I deserve more than ten thousand, so why isn't there ninety-nine? This also made me feel even more blushing, was it really a cicada? This is a bank seal!

If he hadn't heard that you were a cicada, he wouldn't have taken one out of it, and if he hadn't taken one out of it, he wouldn't have asked others to stop ordering it. Because he knows what he knows. Will this cicada die if it doesn't make a sound? Don't you have three hundred taels of silver here?

It's the same for girls, you want to be cool, if you leak a little, the river fishers will follow, this is cheap, everyone wants to pick it up. This narration is 10,000 times better than a novel. But it's not popular now, and some websites will ban such novels because of this.

There is a process of what is good. For example, in the past, people did not eat mullet yellow year, and they died in the four major categories, even fish, grass carp, and bighead carp. Fish. This is the conventional wisdom of fiction. Hanging Lang is a mullet. ）

"Do you believe hearsay, can the real cicada be the first in a big dynasty? How many more can you name for me to see? Xiang Yu denied the hearsay of Zeus, the king of heaven, indicating that the cicada could not be a hero of a dynasty.

"I don't know much about the history of your Central Plains, I heard Bao Zheng say that there is also a hero who is also a dynasty. Said that he is also a cicada head. The king of heaven is emphasizing his opinion.

"Let's talk about who else is a hero-level cicada in the history of our Central Plains?" Xiang Yu also became curious, he didn't know the true face of Lushan, he only blamed himself for being in the mountains.

"It is said that it is the overlord of Western Chu." Zeus, the king of heaven, said.

"What proof is there, such as in which thing, is it wrong or bad to be called a cicada by the world?" Xiang Yu is tasting the taste of inviting you into the urn.

"It is said that when Chu and Han are fighting, the overlord of Western Chu has every chance to get rid of his opponent in the Hongmen banquet. It's just because the overlord of Western Chu is soft-hearted, and he doesn't know that there is a saying in the world called non-poisonous and non-husband, which means that in order to achieve a great cause, he must have vicious means and superior skills. Leaving the moment has become a hindrance. "Heavenly King Zeus didn't know that this person in front of him was the protagonist of the Hongmen Banquet, and at that time, he was soft-hearted and let go of his opponent Liu Bang's Western Chu Overlord Xiang Yu.

Xiang Yu was so angry that he looked around, what was he looking for? It's looking for a cow, and it's a cow bull yet! Readers must know better than the author, why it has to be a cow? It's just that I'm so angry that I can't think that a bull B will die.

Of course, the reason is, as the head of a big gang, how can you not know the truth that you are not poisonous and not a husband? It can be said that it is not a cicada in ordinary people, but it is a cicada in high-level people. Therefore, Xiang Yu has been silent, only hating Niu B for not being there, otherwise he would have to suffocate himself to death by crashing into it?

There was a lion who wanted to eat the internal organs of the dead cow B, and put his head into the anus of the dead cow, and as soon as he entered, he was stuck.

This incident can be used to remind the world that don't think that the dead are easy to bully, and if you don't do it right, you will also die at the hands of the dead.

Write an egg, just now I heard the shouting outside that a child fell into the pond, and when I ran to someone to pick it up. I asked, is there anything else? No. I really want to have, do you think I'm having a bad mind? I asked a few more questions, and someone rolled their eyes at me. In fact, in history, there are often more than one who has fallen and only one has been saved, and when he knows that he has fallen at the same time, he has not been saved, and the dog thinks that it is a bad thing to ask more!

I've experienced it myself, rescued a person, and when she has some time to rest, I'll talk about another ......

"Why did the general remain silent for a long time, did I say it wrong?" Heavenly King Zeus saw that Xiang Yu had been lowering his head, afraid that he had said something wrong.

"The Heavenly King is not wrong, this person is me. I've never admitted that I'm a cicada, that's what I used to think. Now I admit that this is indeed a kind of cicada, because only an upward ratio can draw a conclusion. I didn't realize that one should look up at oneself, always look down at oneself. If you can really look down, the dog is also the first, stronger than the cat and the rabbit. Xiang Yu still lowered his head and said.

"So your silence is reflecting? That's the conclusion you just reflected? The Heavenly King felt uneasy in his heart because he heard Xiang Yu's admission and the fact of admission.

Xiang Yu thought a lot, thinking that Zeus, the king of heaven, killed his father before becoming the king of heaven. Is this a cicada? Xiang Yu didn't know the bottom in his heart, and he didn't want to say it, it was not interesting. It's not like two country idiots are fighting, both reaching out to tear each other's corsets open, and they are helping each other to lure each other with milk. Confusing a man?

"Now you can go back, I, like Lu Bu, am a well-known cicada in the Central Plains." Xiang Yu said that there was no need for him to fight against the beautiful Helen, just Lu Bucao was the same as himself.

Soon after Xiang Yu sent away the Heavenly King Zeus, Athena came again, and she said to Xiang Yu, "Why doesn't the general go to war?" ”

Xiang Yu replied: "If it's just to fight for face, maybe I'll consider going better than not going, but this is for the sake of eggs, it's okay to say if you win, and if you lose, you will be laughed at by the world and say that you are a heavy life, and you will blush when you stand in front of the king of Hades." ”

"Do you have a sense of fear for Lu Bu, and you don't know the bottom of your heart?" Athena said.

"Absolutely. Because Lu Bu is the first of the Three Kingdoms, this can be endlessly upward, maybe it will be the first in the world. "Xiang Yu is fighting with his tongue, in order not to shoot.

"Aren't you also number one? Why don't you think of competing with each other? Is there anything hard to say? Let's hear it. Athena put patience ahead.

"I'm going to ask you, why didn't you let Lu Bu get the beautiful Helen? Are you playing in the way? Why? "Xiang Yu came with an anti-general.

Athena suddenly tilted her neck to look at Xiang Yu when she heard this, and wanted not to answer, but she felt that in this way, she would see herself above others, and she would not be able to achieve the final effect, so it was better to be honest: "Because I like Lu Bu!" ”

Yes, no profit can not be early. This time, Xiang Yu knew the purpose of Athena's begging for him.

"You women are bad, in order to make men not careful, they secretly become a stumbling block for men. Don't let you win a war, and open a company to go out of business. lest you get rich, will you raise a mistress? Xiang Yu blends the ancient and modern worlds into one.

"This is because the man is so good, if he doesn't want to find a way, he will be left, and it is better to have money than no money. It is better to be separated by him, so that he will not be able to stretch his head, so that he can become honest and well-behaved and obedient when he has no money, how worry-free! Is Athena's statement true? Is it a woman's fault for a man's unsuccessful career?

"With your honest words, I really want to help you. But I'm still afraid that I won't be able to beat Lu Bu. Besides, I don't want this anymore, because after such a long time, I may not be a virgin anymore? Xiang Yu was talking about the ugly things in front.

"You mean you want me to make Athena a virgin?"

"What if not?" Xiang Yu finally spit out the ivory from the dog's mouth.

So will Athena be so angry that she vomits blood like Zeus? Can Athena answer yes to this thing? Because this thing is so self-explanatory. Don't say that it grows on other people's legs, it grows on your own legs, and for those cicada men who like to be more serious, they don't dare to say whether they are in the middle, because in addition to the sexual destruction of living objects, there are also those inanimate objects that are damaged, can you explain it clearly? Will he listen to your explanations?

(This reminds me of a long time ago, when my cousin introduced me to a match, and I said, "Why did this girl gain weight?") I didn't mean to ask any other question, and she replied that I had poisonous eyes! This would be understood as saying that I saw her flaws. She was so angry that she didn't speak anymore, she was thinking that I had a virgin complex, so it was crooked.

From the perspective of the current society, a person with this kind of thinking, like Wang Cheng who resisted US aggression and aided Korea, is a person facing the firepower of a powerful enemy, and may not be able to get reinforcements until he dies? But a natural hero has no step to back down, and he sees death as if it were fake, and there is no way to be true.

A person's life is spent on regret.

War and Peace, which writes that when a man is dying, he forgives his girlfriend who had an affair with someone else. Do you say it's a regret? That is to say, if you think that others have eaten this bowl of rice and don't eat it, this is not until you are so hungry that you can't walk when you go to beg for food, you think that you should eat this bowl of dirty rice at that time, so as not to waste your whole life of starvation!

Therefore, it is the absolute truth that a person's life is spent on regret. If not, you can be sure that you don't eat dirty rice now, there must definitely be a bowl of non-dirty rice waiting for you to eat? Those who grow old alone are fools? No! It's mostly a dad who gets dirty rice pits.

From the fact that some people saw this from the novel, knowing that if they don't eat dirty rice, they may be cheated by dirty rice, and people who hate dirty rice still think about it, and it is also true that they will regret it when they are alone. Knowing that not to avoid is the same as not avoiding it, just as knowing that a person is born to die, why not die in infancy?

Without further ado, I have detailed details on all aspects of life in another book. The book number has come down, but it is still being revised, maybe I am too free to write, and some of my remarks are too extreme.

Yes, writers and editors are looking for unity in opposition, and if there is no editor to check it, then all the books in the world have become free abuse of writers! But without the passion of the writer, the editor can't make a good book, so the editor is playing a neutralizing role. Of course, for those writers who are already dying, they don't need coffins, they don't have to dig pits, they know where to bury themselves, and they crawl where they go. This is said to be those honest writers, who write books just for the layout of words, without their own opinions, a good person, irrelevant to the society, and dare not be the first. ）

"It's not that you can throw it!" Athena said this without the slightest hesitation, yes, she has the right to deal with the problem.

……

"The Overlord of Western Chu is here! See who of them can compete for the first place? "As soon as the overlord of Xichu appeared on the stage, he shouted all the way, of course, he was hoping to see this good show, both of them are the first among the heroes, is it the ultimate battle?

"Get out of the way, the overlord of Western Chu is here, get out of the way!" This scene is like a pilgrimage of 10,000 people, and more people are killed in a mess than in battle.

Soon the news reached Lu Bu's ears, and at this time, Lu Bu was still looking around in the plum blossom circle, and if he didn't see anyone coming, he would end up, and he should abstain from voting.

When Lu Bu heard that it was the overlord of Western Chu who came, he was a little surprised. I'm afraid that I'm the first to be the first to be safe. (To be continued.) )