Like the seven aunts and eight grandmothers and Zeus, they came to the place of the accident together, and as soon as Athena pushed open the door, everyone saw a naked man lying on his back on the couch. Le-Wen

Athena thought that she had not covered it with a cloth when she went out, and pulled a piece of cloth again to cover it.

Hera came over and gently pulled it open and said, "No need to cover it, let me see." But isn't it, this ass is like spilling a bowl of porridge, this is just for us to see, there must be more in your stomach than this? Hera looked at Athena and said.

"Maybe it was because I felt a special bloating in my stomach at that time, unlike anything I had ever done before. At first, I thought Lu Bu was a naughty child who peed in it. I thought that a man would never be a child who didn't grow up. By the time I found out it wasn't, it was too late! Athena agrees with Hera's statement that there may be more inside her stomach than it does outside, otherwise she won't feel bloated in her stomach, because you won't feel bloated even if you drink two bowls of porridge.

(Write your mother dog yesterday, can this be compared to drinking porridge.) ）

Seeing Hera squatting and watching carefully, everyone also squatted down and looked more seriously. The Queen Mother lifted Lu Bu's lifeline with two fingers, because she could see that there was still a liquid like lard flowing outward, but it was not obvious, like a drop of water under the eaves after a heavy rain, it would take a long time to form a drop and fall down.

Out of the ghost, after the queen mother mentioned it with her hand like this, the lard flowing out stopped, which made Guanyin and Hera look at her with their eyes wide open, of course, there was a compliment in it.

Especially Guanyin, who has never regarded the Queen Mother as a person, thinking that this product is a cicada, and there is nothing except the cicada. And the action she saw in front of her made Guanyin realize that the cicada also has a more intelligent side, and she can be well-informed in it, which sometimes cannot be replaced by intelligence.

"Is the Queen Mother tired, let me mention some time!" Guanyin said. He reached for his hand.

Hera was looking at Lu Bu's face more closely, or trying to see some other clues.

Guanyin took a few of Lu Bu's hands from the queen mother and continued to raise them high, so as not to let any lard flow out of it. As soon as the Queen Mother let go of her hand, she was really tired to death. Sit down on the ground with your buttocks. Goose! Guanyin happened to be on the opposite side, and saw that the Queen Mother was rotten pants again, and that guy was like a pig that the butcher did not kill with a knife, and was running to a place that people could not find and lying on the grass, the same as the knife on his neck. Guanyin was comparing like this in her heart. But don't dare to laugh, because this is an extraordinary moment.

"Why does the Queen Mother know that if you raise this thing, it won't flow out again?" Guanyin said to the Queen Mother that she began to add some friendship, because in fact, people have good and bad luck, and it is better to be more united. Goose, isn't this all about helping people, maybe one day he will ask for help. Thinking of this, Guanyin wanted to stir up his mouth, but this was from his heart, and it had nothing to do with his mouth.

"If I want to talk about it, you'll say that I've always talked about five or eight years. One night I went to the production team's threshing floor to steal grain and got a bag full of it. Fell down the last slope. The grain inside the bag is flowing downward. At that time, I fell so hard that I couldn't get up, there was a fish pond below, and I saw that the mouth of the bag was downward, and the grain inside would soon run out, so I crawled over and moved the mouth of the bag upwards, and when it eased up, I got up and carried it home.

People, poor and crazy, can do anything. If I hadn't thought that I would have run out of my pockets up, I would have starved to death that winter if I had come to my senses and had to go home with an empty bag of grain that had run out of grain. After saying that, the Queen Mother smiled very proudly.

(Pulling your mother to death, scrambling is reasonable.) ）

"In 1953, I slapped MacArthur in the face. Let him be a grandson in Panmunjom! Hera also interjected, saying that each boasted of his own historical background, but Hera's English was not very good, because it was not the truth. That's why MacArthur changed his voice to sell all of them, which is bragging, after all, bragging, even if it is not full of loopholes, but there are always loopholes.

Guanyin is relatively young, and he didn't think of anything worth interjecting with his mouth, saying that he had also done something in the past 5 years. I thought that maybe my parents hadn't fucked b at that time, so naturally I was still a ghost.

A mind was thinking about what to say, goose, as soon as he was distracted, Lu Bu's few points lifted by two fingers suddenly slipped off, because Guanyin itself was a little afraid of this ghost, and he forgot for a while that this is the most taboo thing between men and women. In addition, this ghost thing itself is so slippery that it forgot to use a force to slide off with its hand upwards.

As soon as Guanyin got out of his hand, he seemed to be holding a strange poisonous snake in his hand, and after he got out of his hand, he was so frightened that he could only stare at it, and he didn't dare to take it anymore. Indeed, it scared Guanyin to a cowardly face.

"Short, please ghost disease, it's going to flow more now!" The Queen Mother does not speak English or Mandarin, and she knows what she is, so she usually does not speak much on high-level occasions, and she has to say a few simple common words and phrases. So when I was with my sisters, I liked to use the local dialect of my hometown. She may have thought that it was a no-brainer to speak like this, and that the vocabulary was rich and colorful. For example, the short b-son refers specifically to young women or younger women or between women and young women. This is a relatively ambiguous swearing, and it is only in special circumstances that it is truly swearing.

Because Guanyin did not dare to stretch out her hand to lift it again, when the Queen Mother stretched out her hand from the sitting position and raised it again, at least at least one or two lard flowed out of it. The Queen Mother was so heartbroken that she wanted to lick it back with her tongue, but because she couldn't do it, she only sighed and shook her head and said, "What a pity! ”

"Zeus, die! I ask you, what happened to the sun god Helius when he died in Leda's belly? And then how did you ask Hua Tuo to come back to life? Hurry up and use the same method to revive Lu Bu. Wasn't it also Hua Tuo in the Eastern Continent back then, and how did the body be saved until Hua Tuo arrived? After taking a closer look at Lu Bu's corpse, Hera said that this was not an office business, but a family business, so Hera emphasized Zeus in the tone of being a sister, which was also the result of Athena not calling Hera's mother in vain.

"It's to put it at the tip of the iceberg, dig a pit and bury it in it, bury it deeper, to prevent the dog from eating it. A coffin should be placed on it, marked in black. Otherwise, there will be a blank of snow, and when Hua Tuo comes, he won't be able to find the body! Zeus said truthfully.

"You don't have to put the coffin down, just plant a black tree on it." Hera corrected.

"No, you can't plant black trees in the snow." Zeus said.

"Good, good. The coffin is the coffin, and there really is nothing to mark it with. "Hera still compromised with Zeus, the king of heaven, on the right thing.

"Don't do it in this thing, it's the same whether this thing flows out or not, and none of you will break it without Hua Tuo." Hera smiled at the Queen Mother, meaning to ask for forgiveness. I'm in a bad mood and my speech is a little heavy, please don't be surprised!

Athena and Guanyin also smiled at the Queen Mother at the same time. Yes, if you are nervous and scared for a long time, you will have a time to relax, otherwise you will suffocate directly in tension and fear. Goose! But objectively speaking, Lu Bu's death did not have a direct loss or the slightest family relationship to any of them, and they were nervous and scared for such a long time, which made them benevolent and righteous.

Of course, the laughter of fools is also based on the fact that effective rescue measures have been taken and the mood is relaxed, which is within the limits of morality and ethics.

Among these four women, the Queen Mother is the highest in terms of position. Even if Hera was not dismissed by Bao Zheng, they were sisters and brothers, and they couldn't get married, and they were the queen of heaven, and the queen mother was one level higher than the king Zeus, which was in terms of administrative level.

Goose, at this time, the Queen Mother was the most deceitful of the four women. The three women, Guanyin, Hera, Athena, they all laughed. Although the Queen Mother understands this, she still understands that this is not a mockery, but she still shows a little gray appearance, because she is not an actor. It was difficult to hide for a moment that such a feeling was indeed done in vain, and Hera's words were somewhat pretentious.

It's the same in real life, if you have a few cicadas yourself, your family background is not generous. When getting along with a group of people, it is naturally a bag of anger. It's like you carry an empty basket on your back, and others look for an opportunity to put it in it as soon as they are angry, and you have no right to say that you can't afford it, right?

……

"Hua Tuo, someone is looking for you outside." This was when Hua Tuo was meeting with Qin Shi Huang. About the beautiful Xi Shi, the doorman came to call.

"Gong Qin, shall I go to meet the comer?" Hua Tuo said to Qin Shi Huang.

Qin Shi Huang didn't make a sound, just waved his hand, this is what he does to ordinary people, waving is the best etiquette. The fact is that Hua Tuo asked him to let Qin Shi Huang let go of Xi Shi and let him take it for the Heavenly King Zeus to taste. Goose, Qin Shi Huang has to exchange for the beautiful Helen.

Hua Tuo came to the door and knew that he was a professional messenger under the Heavenly King Zeus. The messenger didn't say anything, only handed Hua Tuo a letter, and in the lower right corner of the letter there was a very striking line: 100,000 urgent.

This tells the receiver to read the contents of the letter quickly, and not to throw it away, if this is the case, it will be a big mistake.

Hua Tuo winked, and the messenger hurried to the side. Hua Tuo tore open the seal and took out the contents inside, and the full text is as follows: Mr. Hua Tuo, Lu Bu died on Athena's stomach, which may be the same as the last time the sun god Helius died on Lida's stomach.

Because Lu Bu is a first-class god of war, he must be saved, please leave everything at hand, come quickly, and save Lu Bu first is the top priority. As for the beauty of Shih Tzu, it is a trivial matter whether this stinky b can be or not. No, it's still a big deal, but it can be put on for later. - Zeus, the king of heaven.

After reading the content of the letter, Hua Tuo couldn't help but shudder. Yes, there is medical skill and luck, if the luck is not good, the living will be healed into the dead, not to mention that this is another dead letter, it is really a headache.

Senior doctors and senior generals are the same, although it is difficult for senior generals to die on their heads in battle, but losing is a face-losing thing after all, so it is natural to have a headache when it comes to fighting. Goose, the same is true of high-level healers, it is nice to hear others boast that they have saved lives, but if you really want to save a person who has died, you will not have a headache unless you are drunk.

"Gong Qin, a friend from afar has written to inform me that I am leaving in a hurry, and I am leaving!" Hua Tuo was not lazy, and when he saw the letter, he was about to get up and rush away.

"Wait, wait until I get some precious and interesting things from the treasury to play with the beautiful sister Helen. Also put some silver on you to spend on the road, Mr. Wanghuatuo said a few more kind words in front of the beautiful Helen, and then rewarded Mr. "Goose! Qin Shi Huang also wants to do the north of the beautiful Helen, nonsense, everyone wants to be a man, even if there are not a few crotches, they will think of hitting them with their heads.

After a while, Qin Shi Huang brought some treasures from the treasury that Hua Tuo had never seen.

"What is this?" A big jade pendant, Hua Tuo doesn't know what the name of this thing is.

"It used to be 'He's Bi', and since you told me that the world's most beautiful woman is in Greece, her name is Helen, and I asked the jade craftsman to make it into the fun it is now. It used to be a big chunk, and I was afraid that my sister wouldn't be able to pick it up when she played with it, so I made it into this thing and made it fun for the beautiful Helen. "Goose, for the sake of his own happiness, the national treasure does not hesitate to make a small round, just to please the beauty is enough.

Hua Tuo sounded very calm on the surface, but his inner world was Qin Shi Huang's mother, scolding him for being a ruined country.

Also, all those who have power are like this, playing by their own nature until syphilis rots and dies.

"What is this ping-pong ball-sized thing?" For the treasury treasures, Hua Tuo is simply a layman.

"This is the eyes of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, it is a pair, and one is in the hands of Xi Shi. It is the brightest night pearl in the world. "Qin Shi Huang is telling Hua Tuo the names of these treasures one by one, and asking him to tell the value of the beautiful Helen this thing, don't treat kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs.

"Wherever I go, I'll give this thing to Zeus, the king of heaven, and ask him to transfer it to the beautiful Helen, anyway, they are father and daughter." Hua Tuo said.

"Don't! You have to personally hand over this thing to the beautiful Helen, not to say that it is your father, or that your mother has not broken, and whoever falls into the hands will be greedy, this is the nature of human beings.

Don't you think that he is the king of heaven, is such a good thing in his hands still for the beautiful Helen? Definitely. He will use it to his advantage, I know very well, although he is the king of heaven, not much more powerful than me, Qin Shi Huang. "Qin Shi Huang knows the heart of the master, which means that the world is as black as a crow.

Hua Tuo knelt down in front of Qin Shi Huang with a plop of voice, and said with tears streaming down his face: "Duke Qin, I haven't seen the beautiful Helen, you let me go and hand over this treasure to her in person, I can't do this, you kill me!" ”