"There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and they dare to teach seven, eight, and nine sons, which is very bold!"

After saying the right pair to the intestine, King Ning looked arrogant, looked at Hua Taishi, and almost roared: "That's right, why is it wrong, if you don't give me face, I'm really going crazy!" ”

This pair stumped everyone in Washington, and Hua Taishi was at a loss, so anxious that he was about to sweat. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

King Ning's momentum is even higher, and it seems that he will go crazy at any time!

The atmosphere was intense to the extreme.

At this moment, a clear voice came from outside.

"Let me try!"

Tang Bohu walked in calmly and said: "Ten rooms and nine poor people get eight taels, seven dollars, six cents, five millimeters and four cents, and they are still half-hearted, first-class and obscene!" ”

"It's so neat!" I couldn't help but admire the piercing.

"Hua'an, you came at the right time!" Hua Taishi was inexplicably surprised, hugged Tang Bohu, and put all his hopes on Tang Bohu.

Tang Bohu patted Master Hua and said, "It's okay, it's okay!" ”

At this time, King Ning made a look, understood the intestines, and said to Tang Bohu arrogantly: "Under is the champion of the seven provinces and the general of staff, nicknamed the 'King of the King', I don't know who Your Excellency is?" ”

"The younger brother has been reading for two years, and he is a lost little scholar in the world, Hua'an!" Tang Bohu said.

After the names were announced, the enthusiastic music sounded.

Stepping on the seven star steps of the intestines, Tang Bohu also moved his steps, and the two began to wander, just like two martial arts masters fighting, looking for each other's flaws.

The scene was tense, and the atmosphere was about to freeze.

But it's just a pair, as for that exaggeration? It's like a peerless master's life-and-death duel.

In the theater, everyone couldn't help but complain.

However, after a few seconds, they all realized that they were wrong, it was just an appetizer, and it was exaggerated at all, and more exaggerated was yet to come.

At this moment, the long-standing pair of piercing intestines and Tang Bohu suddenly opened their mouths at the same time.

Po -

The two actually came to a kiss in the air.

Tang Bohu even turned his head to face the camera and said with emotion: "I'm sorry, we cherish each other and can't help it." ”

Everyone was suddenly scorched by the thunder, and some people who laughed a little lower couldn't even laugh straight!

It can't be like this anymore, our little mortal hearts really can't bear it!

Many people can't help but say.

Fortunately, after the two sympathized with each other, the official duel began!

"In the picture, the dragon does not groan and the tiger does not roar, and the little scholar is ridiculous!" Take the lead in piercing the intestines!

"In the chessboard, the rook has no wheels and no horses, and the general is on guard!" Tang Bohu calmly coped with it.

"Hua'an is right!"

"Yes, pierce the intestines, quickly make a pair, kill him!"

Everyone in Washington, as well as King Ning, shouted loudly on the side.

The second pair was calmly paired by Tang Bohu, who was a little anxious about piercing the intestines and began to sweat, but he obviously wouldn't give up like this.

"The warbler, the swallow, the swallow, the emerald red, the red and the red everywhere, are harmonious!" Shot again at the sausage!

"Rain, rain, wind, flowers, flowers, leaves, and leaves, twilight, and twilight every year!" Tang Bohu continued to smile and respond calmly.

……

"Ten thoughts, Sijun, Siguo, Sisheji!"

"Eight eyes together. Enjoy the flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance! ”

……

"I'm a superior majesty, showing a tiger's courage."

"You are obscene and cheap, revealing half of the ************* pairs of pairs that are racking their brains, and they are all easily dealt with by Tang Bohu one by one.

The pair that these two people started can still be counted as pairs, and the latter ones are already bullshit.

But unfortunately, Tang Bohuhe's wonderful interpretation of the intestines, the passionate music, and the overall atmosphere make people feel inexplicably burning, as if they are watching a serious and bloody showdown!

"I don't know what they said, but I feel inexplicably burning!"

"I-! I want to play and fight them for 300 rounds! ”

It is not uncommon for such absurd pairs to make many people's blood boil.

Losing again and again, he didn't know how many times he wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead, but now, he finally couldn't help it, and said angrily: "Your grave is here to plant trees!" ”

Tang Bohu said leisurely: "Ru's bath tub is mixed with fish!" ”

"The fish and the fruit are ripe in my belly!"

"Your mother is here to cook!"

"Huh?" He screamed at the piercing bowel, kept retreating, and finally fell to the ground, spitting blood from his mouth.

Wrong! It's not spitting, it's squirting!

The blood sprayed out of the intestines, like a fountain spraying, could not be stopped at all, and the scene was extremely spectacular and exaggerated!

"This ......"

In the theater, everyone was completely stunned, this Nima can still spurt blood like this, this is the first time they have seen such a spectacular spurt of blood, and they have seen it again!

In the face of such a tragic blood spurt, the theater was naturally bursting with laughter.

To be precise, the laughter in the theater has never stopped since the beginning of the movie, and the difference is nothing more than louder laughter and louder laughter.

Or laugh so hard that you can't stand up straight, or laugh until you cry, or laugh until your mouth cramps......

In fact, by now, everyone is really tired of laughing.

They couldn't really laugh anymore, but this movie made them have to keep laughing......

……

The civil war was lost, but how could the scheming King Ning not have other preparations?

This time, King Ning not only brought the staff general of the seven provinces, but also brought the second-ranked deadly scholar sword in the "Weapon Spectrum"!

If you can't fight in civil war, then come to martial arts!

King Ning asked the fateful scholar to take out the emperor's "Spring Tree and Autumn Frost Map", and then, Mrs. Hua and the fateful scholar started a confrontation.

The fights were intense, but they were normal.

Everyone laughed until their faces were almost cramping, and they could finally take a break.

Soon, however, they realized that they were really, really naïve.

Will this movie give your face a little rest and a little breather?

Apparently not!

In the seemingly ordinary fierce battle, the life-killing scholar suddenly resorted to the most despicable and vicious martial arts on the rivers and lakes - unrecognizable!

Hit the foot beyond recognition, hehe, in the future, your mother will not know you, from now on all the good things in the world will leave you, you can only stay away from the crowd alone, lonely and old!

Qiu Xiang and a few maids were all hit beyond recognition.

Seeing that the goddess Qiuxiang turned into a pig's head, everyone was stunned!

"What the hell is this?"

"Unrecognizable feet? I'll go! And such martial arts? ”

"Is my goddess Akika going to be disfigured?"

Everyone was shocked.

At this time, Tang Bohu, who had left after the pair, came back again.

What will Tang Bohu do? Will you angrily show off your martial arts and face off against the deadly scholars?

You must know that the scholar who killed not only ruined Qiu Xiang's appearance, but also the great enemy of the Tang family.

However, Tang Bohu did something that no one expected.

I saw Tang Bohu clenching his fists and hitting Qiu Xiang who looked like a pig's head.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Punch to the flesh!

Everyone watched and felt pain for Qiu Xiang.

What the hell is going on? Everyone was shocked and suspicious.

Tang Bohu's punch was fierce and fast, and in less than a moment, he punched dozens of times, and then saw Qiu Xiang's face begin to restore.

Boom!

Tang Bohu's feet soared into the air, turned around 360 degrees, and punched hard.

Qiu Xiang was sent away, and when Qiu Xiang got up, everyone was surprised to find that Qiu Xiang seemed to be more beautiful.

What the hell is this?

When can punching someone still help someone regain their beauty?

Then I only listened to Tang Bohu explain: "Sister Qiuxiang, you just fell into the most vicious 'unrecognizable foot' on the rivers and lakes, and your situation is very dangerous, but fortunately, I used the long-lost mastery 'Return Me Drifting Fist' to help you get back to your original form." ”

Unrecognizable feet, return me drifting fist......

In the theater, everyone was speechless with shock.

I'll go! When will there be such martial arts on the rivers and lakes?!

If you look ugly in the future, will you be returned to me with a drifting fist, just a few hits?

Mom, you don't have to worry about me being ugly anymore!

Mom, I don't have to go to Korea anymore, just punch me a few times!

……

The Deadly Scholar and Mrs. Hua continued to fight, but it was obvious that Mrs. Hua was not the opponent of the Deadly Scholar, and at the critical moment, Tang Bohu stepped forward.

It's just that because of this, the "Spring Tree and Autumn Frost Picture" was destroyed.

Seeing that the "Spring Tree and Autumn Frost Map" given by the emperor was destroyed, King Ning was furious and was about to hold Washington responsible.

However, Tang Bohu said that this painting was fake, and the real "Spring Tree and Autumn Frost" was in Washington, and after a moment of work to get the painting, Tang Bohu drew an identical painting and handed it over to King Ning.

King Ning's conspiracy did not succeed, and he returned!

The trouble in Washington was temporarily solved, but Tang Bohu faced a trouble, and his true identity was exposed.

……

PS: The second update! (To be continued.) )