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Mrs. Hua brought a cup of thousand-year-old ginseng tea to thank Tang Bohu for his heroic action this time to resolve the crisis in Washington.

After Tang Bohu drank the ginseng tea, Mrs. Hua tried every possible way to make Tang Bohu admit her true identity, but Tang Bohu didn't eat it softly and hard, and he didn't eat oil and salt, so he didn't admit it.

At this time, Mrs. Hua suddenly said, if you admit it, I will marry Qiu Xiang to you.

Tang Bohu's expression immediately changed, he stood up, and said righteously: "Not bad! I am the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry-Tang Bohu! ”

"Beauty and wisdom go hand in hand...... The embodiment of heroism and chivalry...... Finally heard someone dare to describe themselves like that! ”

"Laughing pee! It's so cheeky! I like ...... though."

In the theater, there was another burst of laughter.

Although the movie is coming to an end, there is no shortage of laughter. Whenever everyone eases up a little, a new laugh comes out immediately, and every laugh appears unexpectedly, making people constantly burst into laughter and constantly tired of coping.

"Sure enough, it's Tang Bohu, the son of that negative man!"

Mrs. Hua snorted coldly, and at the same time, with an order, those guards in Washington came in together and surrounded Tang Bohu.

"Don't blame me for being too frank, just with these rotten sweet potatoes and rotten bird eggs, you want to take my Tang Bohu's life, isn't it too child's play?"

Tang Bohu said indifferently.

"Hahaha!"

Mrs. Hua laughed and said, "Let me tell you, the cup of ginseng tea you drank just now has been poisoned by me as the world's first miracle poison - 'one day to die'"

"Poisoned? And it's the world's most strange poison? ”

"One day of death, easy to drag the name!"

In the theater, everyone couldn't help but get a little nervous, the movie has come to an end, will there be another twist and turn? Now, how will Tang Bohu respond?

I saw Tang Bohu laughing louder, and then with a sneer, he said: "The world's first strange poison, which round to get your 'one-day death', it should be our Tang family's 'smiling half a step'!" ”

Mrs. Hua: "'One Day of Death' is made of seven different poisonous insects, plus crane top red, refined for 7749 days, colorless and tasteless, killing people without a trace. ”

Tang Bohu: "Our 'smiling half-step' is made with honey, Chuanbei, bellflower, and Tianshan Snow Lotus, which does not need to be refrigerated or preservatives, in addition to being highly toxic, the taste is also delicious." ”

Mrs. Hua: "Those who eat our 'one-day death' will lose all their martial arts within one day, their muscles and veins will flow backwards, and they will think wildly, and they will go crazy, and finally their blood vessels will burst and die." ”

Tang Bohu: "That's right! And friends who have eaten 'smiling half a step', as the name suggests, must not walk half a step, or smile, otherwise they will explode and die. ”

Mrs. Hua and Tang Bohu are like TV commercials, with sincere expressions and high voices, introducing the raw materials, production techniques, toxicity, and even taste of 'one day of death' and 'half a step with a smile'.

"One day of death" is still a conventional poison, but what the hell is this "half-step with a smile"?

You must not walk half a step, or smile or you will explode and die......

I don't read much, don't lie to me, is there still such a poison in the world?

The most laughable thing is that in the end, Mrs. Hua and Tang Bohu said together: "It's really a home trip, killing people and killing people, a must-have medicine!" ”

Is this advertising for your own poison?

The point is, everyone actually felt excited, and actually wondered whether to buy a few copies in case of unexpected needs when traveling at home.

"Buy, buy, buy!"

"I bought it!"

In the theater, there are already choppers who can't help but shout, how can you miss such a good thing, even if you don't have money to chop your hands in the future!

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Tang Bohu was killed one day, but he also took the opportunity to give Mrs. Hua a smile and a half-step.

Mrs. Hua has a fierce temperament and said that she would rather lose both than exchange antidotes.

So, under everyone's stunned eyes, Mrs. Hua jumped up.

When you are smiling and half a step, you must not walk half a step, or smile, but you don't say that you can't jump.

As long as you keep walking in the future and never laugh, what is a small smile and half a step?

"Bang!"

However, before she could jump a few times, Mrs. Hua tripped over the threshold and fell into a dog eating.

"Hahaha!"

"Haha...... Funny to death! ”

"It's funny, but I can't laugh anymore. …… No, I can't hold it back, so let's keep laughing...... Haha......"

In the theater, some people laughed until they beat their thighs, and laughed until they began to beat the back of the chair in front of them.

With such an exaggerated performance, no one will even say anything, because everyone is like this.

At this time, if someone outside comes in to take a look, they must think that this wave of people are all drugged, or simply crazy.

……

Yin Wenqian, who was dragged by Wu Linlin, laughed from the beginning to the present, and did not miss any laugh.

At this moment, Yin Wenqian was still laughing, but her little face and mouth were really a little cramped, so the smile at this time, or rather, the expression was really weird and strange, and her hair was a little scattered, her clothes were a little messy, and there were tears in her eyes.

Those who know know that she is in the movie, and those who don't know don't know what horror happened to her.

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After Tang Bohu was killed one day, he was locked up in the firewood room by Mrs. Hua.

Qiu Xiang stole into the firewood room, and the two began to express their hearts to each other.

In the small firewood room, talented and beautiful, talented and beautiful, talented and beautiful, lovers eventually become dependents, and envy others......

The whole movie is just one short of a vigorous ending, and it can be over.

Sure enough, at this time, the deadly scholar came.

The last defeat made King Ning lose face, and the scholar who killed him was ordered to come to Washington this time.

The deadly scholar came to the door, and Washington was suddenly in chaos.

Last time, the Deadly Scholar made an empty move, and Mrs. Hua was not an opponent, not to mention this time, the Deadly Scholar was fully prepared and came with a sword!

The deadly scholar sword, "Weapon Spectrum" ranks second!

Only when the life-killing sword is unsheathed, is the strongest form of the life-killing scholar!

Washington is in danger, Qiu Xiang first stole the key, let Tang Bohu go, with the love of Tang Bohu, and then stayed with Washington to go to the crisis, with the grace of Mrs. Quanhua.

The fatal scholar was ruthless and vicious, the sword move was cruel and cruel, and soon, Mrs. Hua was seriously injured, and seeing that the deadly scholar stabbed with a sword, he wanted to kill Mrs. Hua.

At this time, Qiu Xiang rushed forward and blocked in front of Mrs. Hua.

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PS: This is the first update! The plot is concentrated, so the two changes are sent together, a little later. (To be continued.) )