"Good boy, count you miserable, we'll have a date later. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Tang Bohu finally admitted defeat, people didn't even want their lives, what did he compare with that person.

Just as Tang Bohu was about to leave, he was shouted: "That person is dead, and now I can only buy you." ”

So, Tang Bohu signed the deed of sale and became a glorious Washington family.

It's just that being a housekeeper is not an easy task, Tang Bohu has never done chores, and when he does things, he is full of mistakes, and he will no longer be the first talented man in the world.

Watching Tang Bohu, who is both complete in poetry and painting and martial arts, he was deflated again and again, coupled with the outrageous laughter in the movie, the people in the theater still laughed nonstop.

The life of the family, oh, to be more precise, should be the life of a low-level family, not what Tang Bohu imagined, not to mention close contact with Qiu Xiang, even Qiu Xiang's face, Tang Bohu can rarely see it.

Fortunately, things finally took a turn for the better.

One night, four lewd thieves appeared and wanted to kidnap Qiu Xiang, and Tang Bohu started a big drama of heroes saving beauty.

It's just a pity that under countless hilarious coincidences, Tang Bohu's hero failed to save the United States, and seeing that the thief was about to kidnap Qiu Xiang, at this time, a person who no one could have imagined appeared - Mrs. Hua of Washington actually killed.

It turned out that Mrs. Hua was actually a hidden master.

Another line in the movie is finally revealed - this movie is a comedy, and it is also a martial arts.

In "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance", there is actually no shortage of all kinds of martial arts masters.

Mrs. Hua pursued Tang Bohu's father back then, but after she failed, she turned into hatred because of love and hate, and completely hated the Tang family.

Tang Bohu couldn't reveal his true identity at this time, so he said that he and Tang Bohu had a common enmity, and under the rhetoric, he won the favor of Mrs. Hua.

In this way, Tang Bohu was promoted from a low-level family member to a Washington companion reading boy.

"Become a scholar? What will Tang Bohu do now? ”

Everyone has not forgotten that at the beginning of the movie, Tang Bohu painted the stunning Quartet when he painted "The Eagle Spreads Its Wings and Swallows the World".

Becoming the scholar of the young master of Washington, Tang Bohu will show his skills and show his peerless talent?

Everyone is looking forward to it!

Soon, the two sons of Washington, Hua Wu and Hua Wen, appeared.

These two sons are very aura when they appear, one always looks up, the other always bends over, but as soon as they appear, they make people feel an inexplicable sense of joy.

Tang Bohu swaggered into the study of the two sons, and even more coaxed him to say that he had three no-do-one not to pour tea and water, two not to wash and sweep the floor, and three not to make beds and fold quilts!

"Isn't that the same as us?"

"So what the hell are you going to do?"

Fahrenheit Bros. exclaimed.

"I will ......" Tang Bohu smiled proudly and said, "I ...... Can play the harmonica, play the jade flute, bubble girl, read small books, divination astrology, look at people's eyebrows, be suave, steal jade and steal incense! ”

"Is it true?"

"Show your hands and take a look?"

The Fahrenheit brothers didn't believe it.

The people in the theater naturally know Tang Bohu's strength, what way will Tang Bohu show it this time, so as to impress these two skeletal amazed Washington sons?

"Here...... I'm afraid it's inconvenient to demonstrate. Tang Bohu hesitated.

"It's not that easy to fool us!"

"Then look at the two of us!"

Fahrenheit Bros. said.

"This ......" Tang Bohu showed a look of hesitation, and then suddenly slapped the table.

"If I'm not mistaken, the two of you should be—imbeciles!"

Tang Bohu said an answer that made everyone squirt.

However, this is not the end of the story, and the Fahrenheit brothers said something that made people even more eager to squirt rice - "You can see this, too? ”

"Our brother is really impressed!"

Then, the Hua brothers knelt down together, directly worshiped Tang Bohu as the eldest brother, and promised to help him pour tea and water, wash and sweep the floor, and make the bed and fold the quilt, which is exactly what Tang Bohu said before.

"I'm going to—what the hell is this?"

In addition to the laughter, everyone couldn't help but complain...... Wrong! You shouldn't complain, because this plot is really powerless to complain.

Such an absurd and brain-dead plot can come out, what other plot can't come out?

Obviously, there are still many more things to come.

Just then, the door was pushed open, and the master who taught the Fahrenheit brothers to read walked in.

The master was middle-aged and slightly bearded, holding a white paper fan, with a calm bearing, and a benevolent and elegant body, and when he saw the Hua brothers kneeling on the ground, he couldn't help but ask.

The Hua brothers naturally said, "We are worshipping big brother!" ”

The master spread out the folding fan, frowned, and stepped forward to question Tang Bohu.

Seeing this, many people in the theater couldn't help cheering, a normal person finally appeared in this movie, it's not easy.

How will Tang Bohu deal with this old-fashioned master?

Everyone couldn't help but be curious.

This time, Tang Bohu didn't make any trouble, stood up, and arched his hand and said: "There is no virtue and incompetence in the bottom, just a joke!" I hope the teacher will forgive me! ”

It's just that the Hua brothers don't follow, Tang Bohu is the first person in the world to find out that they are imbeciles, how can they let it go easily.

The master suddenly frowned even more, and said with an unhappy face: "Young man, you are competing for a job with me, which way are you on?" ”

"Huh?"

Tang Bohu was stunned by this sudden change in painting style.

The big guy in the theater was obviously stunned, it was rare to see a normal person, could it be that this master was also abnormal, he was a wonderful person?

The master put the folding fan away, pointed at Tang Bohu, and said: "This master is originally from Sanshui, and is now the chief Xixi of Washington, holding a white paper fan, which unit are you?" ”

"I'm originally from Suzhou, and I'm currently a lost little scholar in Washington, with a pair of double-flowered big red sticks in front of the door!" Although Tang Bohu was a little unclear, his momentum was not weak at all, and he said.

"Bah, you're older than me?"

The master scolded, then took a big step back, spread out his clothes, and showed his breasts, and the master's chest was tattooed with a dragon.

"I'm a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right!"

The master pulled out a watermelon knife from behind his waist: "The old cow is on the waist, and the dragon head is on the chest!" ”

Then, the master's watermelon knife was horizontal, surging and heroic!

"People block killing, Buddha blocks killing Buddha!"

Now, everyone was really shocked and speechless, it was rare for a normal person to appear, but it turned out to be even more bizarre, the identity of this master "master" is like a part-time job, and his job is simply a black society.

…… Oh, by the way, Master's watermelon knife is so shiny and shiny, it must also be a generation of sword masters.

I don't know how powerful the master is? Can a watermelon knife cut from the street to the end?

Washington is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger!

Next, Tang Bohu will have a martial arts fight with his master?

Then, without the slightest defense, the door was pushed open again, and the sound of a knife entering the flesh was heard at the same time.

The master just crossed the knife, stood behind the door, was pushed by the door panel, and was immediately killed by his own treasure knife.

The green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, the old cow on the waist, the man who blocked the killing, the Buddha blocked the master who killed the Buddha, and he was so seconded.

"People block and kill...... The Buddha blocks and kills the Buddha...... Master, you are good to go! …… No, whoever helps me, I can't straighten my waist. ”

"I'll rub it! What the hell is this? ”

"I can't bear to look at it! It's rare to think that a normal person is finally going to appear, but I don't want to ...... Alas! I'm still too naïve! ”

From the appearance to the death, the master succeeded in making everyone laugh in a few minutes!

At this time, everyone also saw that the master was killed in seconds, oh, it should be said that he pushed the door open, it was none other than Hua Taishi, the master of Washington.

"Dad just accidentally killed the master!"

"Congratulations Dad, you killed someone!"

The Fahrenheit brothers hurriedly said.

At this time, Tang Bohu once again showed his wit and used extremely ingenious methods to resolve this manslaughter - "The master clearly died by suicide!" ”

As a result, Tang Bohu was once again promoted - from a companion reading boy to a senior companion reading boy!

The previous Tang Mansion was already unreliable to the extreme, and it was wonderful to the extreme, and now everyone has found that this famous Washington Mansion is obviously also strange to the extreme, and the best is to the extreme.

Hua Taishi, Mrs. Hua, the two sons of the Hua family, the master, and even the nursing home and maids, are all more wonderful than the other. Oh, Akika is fine so far, but there's no guarantee that there won't be anything more outrageous in the future.

In short, everyone finally knows, don't find logic and reasonableness in this movie, everyone just laughs, laughs, laughs, laughs until they can't laugh.

In this way, Tang Bohu began to gain a firm foothold in Washington, and life became more flavorful, and at the same time, under contact with Qiu Xiang, Tang Bohu learned that Qiu Xiang had always admired Tang Bohu's literary talents.

Tang Bohu wanted to reveal his true identity to Qiu Xiang and gain his heart, but he never found a chance.

Everyone laughed again and again, and the plot kept progressing.

On this day, King Ning came to Washington with a large group of people.

King Ning wanted to rebel, and now his biggest enemy was Hua Taishi.

King Ning took out Tang Bohu's "Peacock Picture" for Hua Taishi to appreciate, looking for an opportunity to severely damage Hua Taishi's face and hit Hua Taishi's prestige.

Fortunately, the matter of appreciating "Peacock Picture" was resolved by Qiu Xiang's witt.

At this time, a person came out of King Ning's subordinates, this person was the champion of the Seven Provinces, and he was known as the "King of Kings".

For the staff general who is now King Ning, he wants to discuss literature with Hua Taishi.

Without waiting for Master Hua to agree, he said directly to the intestines: "There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and they dare to teach seven, eight, and nine sons, which is very bold!" ”

It turned out that the so-called literary exchange turned out to be a pair.

The people in the theater were not surprised at all, it was even more absurd, they had already seen too much, and it could only be regarded as a piece of cake for pairs.

But is it really a piece of cake for pairs?

……

PS: There is a single chapter later, you can take a look. (To be continued.) )