- "Tang Bohu, born in the sixth year of Chenghua of Ming Xianzong, was born in the year of Gengyin, the month of Yin, and the day of Yin, so he was named Tang Yin, and because he belonged to the tiger, he was also called Tang Bohu. Tang Yin www.biquge.info who is extremely smart, poet and painter, ranks first among the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, and is an idol worshiped by men, women and children at that time. And the most talked about thing is that he has eight beautiful wives with national beauty and fragrance, who are like fairies and beautiful relatives, and envy others! ”

With this narration coming out, everyone knows that the movie has finally entered the theme.

This movie is definitely not about Tang Bohu, who is both poetry and painting, but Tang Bohu, the first talented man in Jiangnan.

"Tang Bohu points autumn fragrance" was originally a romantic affair.

"Hey, the eight wives of the country are beautiful and fragrant......"

Many people realize that something is wrong, since Tang Bohu has eight wives, why do he still pursue Qiu Xiang?

Could it be that Tang Bohu is not only romantic, but also obscene, a scumbag?

Soon, the picture transitioned to the inner courtyard of the Tang family.

At this moment, a low, slightly depressed back music sounded.

Tang Bohu's eight wives of the country and Tianxiang appeared.

The eight wives are beautiful and fragrant, it's really not a lie, but ...... But......

But what the hell is this scene in front of you?

Yin Wenqian, who had a very low laugh, began to laugh back and forth again, and when she saw it now, she laughed until now, without stopping for a minute, and even her eyes burst into tears.

Oh my God, how did Apocalypse come up with such a funny plot?

I saw that in the inner courtyard of the Tang family, four of the eight wives were playing mahjong, and four were playing pai gow.

While playing mahjong and pai gow, they were still drinking alcohol and even smoking hookah, and the smoke filled the room.

Moreover, he thought that the table was uneven, so he casually took the "Tang Yin Poetry Collection" written by Tang Bohu to pad the corner of the table; Mahjong lacks a chicken, so he used the bird head in Tang Bohu's "Hundred Birds and Phoenix" to make a ****** wife who played hotly, and the inner courtyard of the Tang family was full of smoke and miasma.

Seeing Tang Bohu's return, the eight wives were still unhappy and complained a lot.

The scene in the inner courtyard of the Tang family surprised everyone, and once again subverted everyone's worldview......

This is the eight beautiful and gentle wives of Tang Bohu who are talked about by the outside world?

It's extraordinary!

While everyone laughed, they began to wonder why Tang Bohu married eight women with such excellent personalities and behaviors?

At this time, the picture on the big screen turned, and a person appeared hanging.

The hanged was none other than Tang Bohu's mother.

The reason why Tang Bohu's mother hanged herself is very simple and clear - "Your mother is useless, she married eight beautiful and gentle wives to serve you, but she is still not satisfied, or she is sad all day long, and I am still dead." ”

When Tang Bohu's mother said this, the theater laughed again.

What kind of is this? Will you find such eight best wives for your son?

Moreover, it is natural to say the words "gentle and graceful"?

Is Tang Bohu's mother blind or blind?

But soon, everyone had nothing to say, because Tang Bohu's mother was not blind in her eyes or heart, that is, ...... It's just that her personality is a little different from ordinary people......

Tang Bohu's mother followed her own template and found a wife for Tang Bohu, that is to say, Tang Bohu's mother has the same personality as the eight wives.

Therefore, in the eyes of Tang Bohu's mother, the eight daughters-in-law are naturally gentle and graceful, and they are good at running a family.

How strange should Tang Bohu's mother be? How strange should Tang Bohu's family be?

This is the idea of all those who watch the movie.

In the end, Tang Bohu's mother said to Tang Bohu in a serious voice while drinking and fighting with her daughters-in-law: "Bohu, you are now young and promising, you have a successful career, a lot of money, you have a mother who loves you so much, and there are eight wives who love you so much, and are gentle and graceful, and you should be the happiest person in the world." Why aren't you happy? ”

Tang Bohu looked at the eight gentle, graceful, and house-keeping wives who smoked hookah, drank, punched, mahjong, played pai gow, played sieves, spitted dirty, and acted roughly, and then looked at this smoky and messy home, grinned, and made an extremely bitter smile: "I... Very... Fast... Joy ......"

"Poof—"

"Hahaha-"

"It's so funny...... I'm almost out of breath laughing......"

In the theater, everyone laughed again, and I don't know how many times I laughed down.

What's even more terrifying is that so far, the movie has only been shown for ten minutes.

After the hilarious, everyone finally knew why Tang Bohu wanted to pursue Qiu Xiang, and they couldn't stand who these eight wives were replaced.

Soon, Tang Bohu finally had a reason to leave home.

King Ning wanted to rebel and wanted to recruit Tang Bohu to help him.

Tang Bohu was naturally unwilling, so he had no choice but to call himself sick, and used his deep internal force to play his pulse into the tune of "General Order".

After scaring away the guests and imperial doctors of King Ning's Mansion, Tang Bohu's mother began to blame Tang Bohu for not showing his martial arts.

Then, Tang Bohu's mother began to tell a story about the past.

It was an earth-shattering battle, that year, in order to compete for the second place in the "Weapon Spectrum", the Tang family's overlord gun and the scholar's life-killing sword launched a desperate fight......

Tang Bohu's mother said with ups and downs, and she was full of anger.

However, the reminiscence pictures that appear on the big screen really make people laugh until their mouths cramp.

"You are making trouble, Tang Bohu's father lost really unjustly." That's what most people think.

However, if you look at his wife, you can look at her husband, and Tang Bohu's father must have been a wonderful person back then.

In order to temporarily avoid King Ning, Tang Bohu chose to leave home temporarily and travel with the other three talents.

On the street, the four talented men scratched their heads and posed, posing in various poses in an extremely coquettish manner, and even chanted a poem: "A group of geese under the mountain, boos drive down the river, go down the river to catch geese and cure hungry ......".

The whole process is really hilarious, eye-opening, and the three views have been further sublimated.

Subsequently, the part where Tang Bohu accosted him like a flower can make people laugh numbly.

In particular, Ruhua's shocking smile really blinded everyone's eyes.

In the theater, many people laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight, and tears flowed directly from their eyes.

"Haha...... I'm dying, help me quickly......" Yin Wenqian laughed while grabbing Wu Linlin tightly with her hand, she was afraid that she would really faint with laughter.

At this time, there was another change on the big screen, and Qiu Xiang appeared.

On the street, Mrs. Hua took four maidservants in spring, summer, autumn and winter and hundreds of housekeepers to worship the gods and incense, and they lined up into a long line, attracting passers-by to rush to watch.

This was the first time Tang Bohu had seen Qiu Xiang.

Tang Bohu, Zhu Zhishan, Wen Zhengming, and Zhou Wenbin are talents, and they are even more talented, so they started the daily life of romantic talents, ready to hook up and tease those beautiful maids in Washington.

The four talented men dressed up as beggars and prepared to take advantage.

Tang Bohu even dragged out a sentence in English: "Follow-me!" ”

This unexpected sentence of English once again made everyone in the theater laugh directly.

Oh my God, I can't do this anymore, I'm going to laugh to death!

Even if you can't laugh at people, but your mouth can really laugh and cramp, this is really not a rhetorical device, but a fact, there are really many people who have laughed and cramped.

For example, Yin Wenqian's cherry mouth is really cramping, and, so far, the movie has only started twenty-five minutes.

Qiu Xiang entered the temple, worshiped God and incense, and Tang Bohu began a variety of conversations.

Qiu Xiang was kind and full of love, and when she saw Tang Bohu, who looked like a beggar, she didn't dislike it, but smiled slightly and handed out a steamed bun.

This smile, this steamed bun, is like the sunshine in spring, shining on Tang Bohu's dry and silent heart.

So that's what love tastes like?

So, Tang Bohu made up his mind to pursue Qiu Xiang.

How to pursue Qiu Xiang, Tang Bohu came up with an idea, blended into Washington, became a member of Washington, and then approached Qiu Xiang and impressed Qiu Xiang's heart.

"Washington family Ding, I, Tang Bohu, are decided!"

The Hua family is a famous family, and it is not an easy task to become a member of the Washington family.

But this question obviously couldn't be difficult for Tang Bohu, who was extremely smart, talented, and intelligent, so Tang Bohu came up with a brilliant idea - selling himself!

In front of the gate of Washington.

Tang Bohu held up a sign, pulled his throat, and shouted.

"Sell yourself to bury your father! The filial piety auction that has just come out, so let's take a look if you don't buy it-"

"I'll go, that's okay?"

In the theater, someone couldn't help but say.

But obviously, it works.

Qiu Xiang and another Washington maid came out, saw Tang Bohu so miserable, and prepared to buy Tang Bohu.

However, at this moment, Tang Bohu met an opponent.

A man pushed a cart of corpses, coughing up blood and shouting, "I'm so miserable!" I'm going to sell my body and bury my whole family! ”

So, Tang Bohu and the man had a miserable competition.

"Not only did my whole family die, but I also had a lot of money that depended on each other...... Leave me too......" The man wept silently.

Tang Bohu had no choice but to pick up a cockroach on the ground, and with a more exaggerated and tragic expression, he wailed: "Xiaoqiang, you can't die!" I depend on you for my life, share weal and woe, and have always taught you to raise you as my own flesh and blood, I can't imagine that today, the white-haired people send the black-haired people! ”

"Big brother, don't make trouble. Look at how clean you are, go in and put on some makeup. Look at me, rotten life, rotten hands full of sores, how can you be miserable with me? Seeing this, the man said disdainfully.

Seeing that the man was miserable, Tang Bohu picked up the wooden stick and directly broke his arm.

The man was obviously even more ruthless, and directly smashed the stick into his head, and immediately bled profusely.

"Want to play with me? I don't even want my life, see how you compare to me! Who...... Dare...... Compare...... I...... Miserable ......"

Yes, the man is really dead...... He's dead...... Finish......

……

"Is this a tragic death......

"No one is worse than you......"

In the theater, everyone really laughed, and after laughing, they couldn't help but open their mouths wide, and their faces were shocked.

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