Thank God!

This is a universal noun.

God dozes off all the time, only opening his eyes to see the world at critical moments, and this time even more. He felt that these children might be going to play big, and it would not be okay to put the cart before the horse, and if the judge was brought to sit on the trial seat, then this pot of porridge would no longer be a pot of porridge, but a pot of.

Sun Wukong has seventy-two changes, Brother He is God, God used a mind technique, all he heard in his mind felt that he was dying his favorite person, so which of you would dare to laugh? Who's going to laugh?

"Mother, Heavenly King, Hera went to work and hit her feet." This is a desert dog to report, and it is also a little prodigy.

"Where?" Zeus, the king of heaven, got up quickly, after all, it was his sister.

"It's at the foot of the gangue mountain...... Hera asked to go down the well. The mine manager said that she was a few years old, so she went to the foot of Gangue Mountain to collect firewood and coal, but her ears were not good to use, and people were shouting to go away, and then pick up ...... later," the little prodigy gasped.

"Just hit the foot, little thing. Niangniang will go for me, I will be tried later, and I can't leave...... "The king Zeus is iron-hearted to oppose the ** reform, and when he thinks of the iron man Wang Jinxi, there is a blood boiling in his heart. Standing and peeing, just for the world to smile.

The Queen Mother held her long skirt with both hands, and her two little feet walked forward one after the other as fast as chickens, and threw the little prodigy behind, but then turned around and said, "Won't you go faster, is it because of the disease that has crutched your feet?" I'm ...... in a hurry."

"I came running first, you want to exhaust me? The ghost wants you to be anxious for her, and the stone didn't kill the crazy mother, blame the ghost. The crazy old mother can't see far away, and can't hear far away, and the master is tired half to death...... "The little prodigy doesn't walk his feet normally, he learns the steps in Fan Wei's sketches, the front foot is always the front foot, and the back foot is half a step and half a step on the back when he leans sideways."

"Looking for a dead ......" Niangniang saw that the prodigy was walking and playing at the same time, and turned around and kicked the little prodigy in the ass. But this prodigy is only afraid that he is a ghost, and he is kicked by his mother and runs away quickly.

"Dead boy, ran away to the underworld?" This made Niangniang dumbfounded, she had never been to Ganzi Mountain at all. When she walked to the fork, Niangniang didn't know what to do and cried angrily...... "Good cub, come back and take me to Ganzi Mountain, I don't know where to go...... Wait a minute, I'll buy you a small computer, Hi Games! ”

"Don't mess around with the kids, be regular. Don't you want to go back to your childhood and play with such complex social relationships? If it weren't for the fact that I used a method of immobilization to make everyone present wait for their mother to die, your Cupid's self-description would have made the whole hall laugh. If you yourself think that your Cupid's actions are guilty, you can tell us some normal reasons for the crime. "It was God waking up just in time to hear Cupid telling his own absurd story.

"You admit that you shot an arrow at Zeus, the king of heaven, so that his charge of committing his sister is much less, although you may not have done so, and whether you admit it or not is just one more word for you. The sin may be lessened. Now that you have sat in the seat of judgment, it is like driving into an acquaintance on the road, and taking someone into the city without burning you a drop of oil, you should think of the suffering of those who walk on foot. At this time, the king of heaven is standing on the way into the city, and if he can't catch a hitchhiker, he will be exhausted to death on the way into the city in this life. In other words, you Cupid must have nothing to do with this matter, as you yourself said, it is possible that your subordinates used your love arrows to shoot the king...... this is what Bao Zheng said. The judge taught the defendant to say something he did not do, but he did so, and as soon as he said it, it would bring a lot of plausibility to the whole case and reduce the guilt of a repeat offender. Or an acquittal can be achieved. This is usually a trick done behind the scenes, and it is also when judges encounter nail cases or difficult problem cases, they will make this kind of damage method of jumping over the wall in a hurry.

The facts are in front of you, Bao Zheng and the King of Heaven have become iron brothers, known as the iron-faced and selfless Bao Zheng. How can there be a reason to be caught in the dog pack and not eat, do you want to die?

"Your Excellency, will you allow me to speak a few words on behalf of my client?" Di Renjie is afraid that he will become dumb if he doesn't speak for a long time, what is the difference between this question and yawning, Bao Zheng will definitely not agree, because Bao Zheng saw and heard, you just mean it, just don't let Cupid be completely in a state of despair.

"No, lawyer, it's better to let Cupid say it himself, otherwise some people will say that we are cheating, and the judge and the lawyer are talking one-sidedly, which is completely against the common sense of the law and corrupts the lawyer's atmosphere. Bao Zheng's words were a heavy blow on Di Renjie's head, the purpose is not to let you die, let you die very simply, just stab with a knife and it will be over. The stick is to make you unconscious for a while, don't be nosy.

"Your Excellency, I confess that I can only be half guilty, because ......" Cupid thought about it, but still didn't want to say it or didn't dare to say it. What does it mean to be unspeakable? It's not just that you have done something unseemly that is called unspeakable, and similarly, it is also unspeakable to see others do something unseemly.

"Tell me, as a judge, I promise that no matter what you say, it will not increase your punishment." Bao Zheng was like a savior, turning Cupid's butt over to wash it, and washing it again when it smelled a little stinky. Aren't you tossing around, the more you wash it inside, the more stinky it becomes, you don't even understand this truth, and you claim to be a space seed person, cut, Bao Zheng himself is laughing at himself.

“…… In the summer of this year, Hera was bathing in the Xiaojiang River, and Zeus, the king of heaven, was the younger brother, which was naturally younger than her sister, and the girl developed earlier, and Hera was already a half-grown girl at that time......

However, Zeus, the king of heaven, is still a boy and does not understand anything. An older sister with a younger brother is like a cub, but the nature is completely different, although there are cases and individuals.

One day I saw Hera taking Zeus, the king of heaven, and a group of sisters to play under the tree, not Hera, but other sisters were curious, and asked Hera to pick up his brother and get his XX, and when they got bigger, they used their fingers to compare...... I thought of them as a group of wild children under the vines, looking up at the green grapes in a daze. I picked one and put it in my mouth and chewed it, but I was so sour that my eyes were squinted like a dead man, and I couldn't swallow it......

When I saw this, I thought of the growers, who used to apply ripening to the trees. The grapes, which should have been at least half a month longer, were ripened by the growers, and they looked to be ripe in just a few days, so get a good price as soon as possible.

I also followed the example of a farmer. In order to make the women of Zeus, the king of heaven, look forward to the ripe grapes day and night, I squinted at them with the arrow of love in my hand. Just like the fruit farmers, they have no conscience and let the fools eat raw food.

To put it bluntly, my love arrow is a (sexual) hormone. In superstitious terms, it is called ** love arrow. For the success of the reform of the divine realm, I am willing to confess, my brother is purely a legend, there is no so-called love arrow in the world at all, it is all (sex) hormones are doing weird, and it is flooding the children's food industry......" Cupid did not forget to peek at the reflection of the king of heaven Zeus after speaking, this is really on Cupid guessed, the king of heaven has been staring at him Cupid finished speaking. Seeing Cupid raise his head to look at him, Zeus, the king of heaven, was a little ashamed and wanted to dodge, because although he was still young at that time. But there is no doubt about this possibility, because after this you should always admit that it is true.

This is something that Bao Zheng did not expect, making Cupid admit that he shot the arrow of love of the king, which made the king of the family even more embarrassed, or added some shame.

"Do you think you are going to Xinhua to dig coal or to Xinhua to dig coal?" Bao Zheng was almost so angry that he wanted to kick Cupid out of the judgment hall, because Bao Zheng saw that the king Zeus was also so angry that he wanted to cry.

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"! ...... "Hera sat at the foot of the gangue mountain, and when she saw the little prodigy bringing her mother, she knew that her mother had come to comfort her.

"Girl, you ...... carelessly," the mother cried as soon as she approached Hera, as women usually do. As long as you meet someone who is sad, then use your nose to vent your anger and join in the fun to please you, why not. This is the same taste for a woman as a man's good wine. You said that a friend walked by the door, or saw it at his door, or it was within his own territory, as long as he was a little friend, he called him in to drink a cup or two, and how much money could his friends lose to you. Take the opportunity to knock on your wife, why not.

“…… Niangniang, you go down and say first...... "The little prodigy is asking Niangniang to fulfill his promise, of course, what is not good to say, if you want to be faced, you will not be ashamed."

"Take it, don't say I gave it, kid, it's not supposed to play the game. Nor should you die every day in the brain to cultivate some ghosts and immortals. All come to become gods and immortals, and let the peasants' grain be sold to ghosts to eat? "Niangniang is afraid of face to fulfill her promise, but her face is unhappy, this is a common problem of women, smiling tigers in money, and tiger teeth are exposed in money.

The little prodigy took the money given by his mother, which is a small gold brick, which is equivalent to the current 100 yuan bill, so don't you say that the Internet café can stay for a few days? A little prodigy is so happy that he walks and jumps up with one foot.

"Niangniang, the things of the world, I slept in bed last night and thought about it all night, and I only fell asleep for a while at dawn." Hera took the mother's hand and said, the endless sorrow is all in the hands of the two cicada mothers, heart to heart.

"What are you going to do in the future, the luxurious life in the palace makes you look like a greenhouse vegetable, and you can't stand the wind and frost outside." The mother burst into tears as she spoke, not to mention that it is connected with suffering, this is like yawning, and it is the fastest contagion.

The reason why people are happy in the world is because they have a lot of happiness factors, which is the meaning of happy cells. If you stay with happy people every day, you will be dead and she won't be able to cry, because her happiness activates your happy cells, and at the same time eats up all your pain cells, what do you use as a pain primer?

In the same way, when others are suffering, it is better not to go past, if you have to be in the past, you have to be the same as the current mother, that is an obligation, you have to be sad. Because her end is tragic, if you dare to laugh in front of her, you will be crazy. (To be continued.) )

PS: Sister took her younger brother to play in the buddy, three or five little girls gathered together, I was only ** years old at the time, they held their younger brother in their arms, turned over their younger brother's few, and laughed from time to time, it was three o'clock in the afternoon, in a quiet alley. I was also a wanderer at the time...... Please readers, friends, don't guess that you got me at that time