(When converted into a movie or TV series, these statements can be added as exterior locations...... The director and editor are not dead! ）

"It was a very cold winter when this cicada B was working outside, and all of us got up in the middle of the night and went out into the field to peel the turf. At that time, the world did not know who was going crazy, and we walked on the fields with our hoes, almost without seeing our fingers. I only heard the crackling of frost under my feet, and the people at that time were all like training the spirit of a death squad.

However, it is really not necessary, and freezing people to death is just to freeze a few more grass insects, so these functions are played. Someone lit a fire, whistled a few times and came to the place where there was a fire. If it's not crazy, it's winter, it's only in the middle of the night, it's not good to sleep on the bed X at home, and you have to run to the field to squat on the fire?

Then we began to joke about the prettiest sister, saying that she was married to a human dog, and the speaker kept saying that he had seen it with his own eyes. This cicada B was so angry that she cried on the spot, and everyone persuaded her to forget it, marry a chicken and a dog and a dog, since she swore a poisonous oath, she should never peek at him.

But this thing doesn't listen to life and death, so he has to bring everyone home to take a peek in front of him. Before dawn, she quietly opened the door with a candle and removed Cupid's mask. And guess what? Because Cupid was a rare intellectual at that time, and only worked as an accountant at home all day, that face was so beautiful that the candle in the fool's hand shook off a drop of hot candle oil, which fell right on Cupid's face.

The hot candle suddenly woke Cupid from her dream, and the girl saw that her oath had leaked on the spot, and if Cupid hadn't woken up in person, there would have been something to say.

This woman also said when she was working in the fields, that her husband told her that he was the most beautiful and handsome boy in the world, that he was a demigod and half human, that he was so beautiful that he had no right to show his avatar in the world, and that it was a crime not to wear a mask, causing every woman who saw him to go crazy for wanting to get his love. This is because God cannot be compared with man, and God's aesthetic is much higher than that of man.

Later, Cupid's house began to be haunted night after night. It's all the female ghosts of this production team. They tied up the idiot and set it aside, and they all took turns climbing in through the window to have sex with Cupid. It took less than a month to suck Cupid dry, and he became a scarecrow in an instant.

A woman can be kind-hearted. But who gave you kindness in this regard? In the end, Cupid was directly thinned into a leaf, and on a windy day, a gust of wind blew Cupid into the sky. Later, it is today, if you don't believe it, you can look at his face, there is still a black spot on his face that was burned by a candle at that time. ......" Alexander the Great looked directly at Cupid after speaking, meaning I said you wrong?

At this time, the whole of the gods and men present also had ghosts. They all looked at Cupid's face, and sure enough, there was a black spot the size of a mung bean.

"Your Excellency, my client may not talk about this issue, because this is history. I protest that this report is invalid. Because the times are different, if this matter can be involved, it is undoubtedly digging a grave and jumping down to bury yourself, and those who are not guilty are not people, and hand over the world to UFOs. Di Renjie thought about this matter that if he was found guilty, he was afraid that his buttocks would also catch fire, which was not a joke. Retired. I wanted to go abroad to earn some extra money, but when I got to this year, I didn't want to make a guest die. (Di Renjie still has Wen Ji Guihan?) Wait for Cao Cao to come. ）

Bao Zheng sat in the lobby and also felt a little difficult to ride a tiger, not serious, and asked Hera to point and scold the soft bones, scolding him for letting the dog eat the horse's ability back then? Who can stand the humiliation of a little woman? I'm mad at me.

"Please speak up next, who, who still knows some of Cupid's bad deeds, say it. In a Chinese parlance, it is not right or wrong to face to face. Bao Zheng was almost speechless. Why are these so-called gods so vulnerable? is just the opposite of the world, and rushes to ask the judge to add his own guilt. I'm afraid that this is what I learned in the Western world, and I always like to repent when there is nothing to do, and I want to tell the Lord about the chaos in my dreams.

At this time, Di Renjie thought. Do you want Cupid to admit that he shot the king Zeus, so that the charge of the king Zeus for engaging in his sister can be reduced, and Cupid also has half of the share, and he can't completely blame the king Zeus.

"Your Excellency, I ask Your Judge to ask my client questions if he has shot Zeus, the king of heaven. asked Cupid to admit that he had ejaculated, causing the king of heaven to treat his sister as his wife. If he says he didn't shoot, you make him admit that he used his mind. For example, when he Cupid held an arrow in his hand, when he saw Zeus, the king of heaven, and his sister together, he thought of shooting an arrow. In fact, he didn't shoot, but Cupid had this idea in his heart, which was equivalent to shooting. Cupid as a party may not know, but the facts have been established. It can also be known to the person concerned, which is called ideation. Di Renjie is searching his vocabulary inventory, and what is needed to deal with these high gods is crooked learning, like riding on a wheelbarrow slower than walking. In other words, the lawyer and the judge have to discuss together, or fabricate some criminal facts, which is 10,000 times more difficult than the defense of innocence.

"Really? Cupid. Bao Zheng said.

"Back to Your Excellency, I used to learn the art of mindfulness, but I didn't succeed. I'm sure it's fake, it's a transcendent state that no man and no god can reach, and it's always an imaginary thing. Cupid was blinded by Di Renjie, and this cicada had really learned the art of mindfulness with his heart.

"How much time have you been studying?" Your Excellency asked.

"It's three or five years, I haven't studied seriously, I'm always playing every now and then, and I've never seen results." Cupid replied.

"With the arrows in your hand?" Bao Zheng said.

"No, Your Excellency. ......" Cupid began to have a bit of a dodgy taste, which made Bao Zheng and Di Renjie feel famous inside.

"What did you just say, Cupid?" Judge Bao Zheng asked.

"I'm embarrassed to say it clearly, but if the judge can promise that no one here will laugh at me, I'll tell you more." Cupid finished speaking, and his eyes died on Judge Bao Zheng's face, which made Judge Bao Zheng shudder with fear, as if Bao Zheng saw that Cupid's body was full of explosive X bombs, and there was a feeling that the criminal and the judge would die together. Of course Bao Zheng was afraid, he was afraid that this cicada was in a hurry and began to talk nonsense, saying that he had a kick with Niangniang, or a kick with Hera, didn't this touch a ghost? Hera was inadvertently sentenced to a heavy sentence, and now if she has a kick in the head of this cicada, oh my God, what should I do?

"Your Excellency, please answer my client." Di Renjie also thought of this, there is no one in the world who has a wide stomach, some just weigh the pros and cons, if the relationship is not big, then who is polite, on wisdom has always been really enjoyable.

Sometimes the judge is really bad, and sometimes when he has nothing to say, he thinks that it is better to be a defendant. When the defendant has a defense lawyer, he can also sit in the dock and doze off.

At this time, Bao Zheng was put in a difficult situation as a judge, just like two hunting dogs in the animal world dealing with a cheetah, neither of them is better than the other, and whoever is not careful may be the other party's mouth. As a cheetah, as a judge, Bao Zheng was almost forced to speak first: "I promise that no one present will laugh at you, if only one of them laughs at you, I will sit on the seat of the judgment by myself." ”

The animal world is not about reason, but about cunning and true skills. There is an old saying that a cunning rabbit has three nests. There are also wolves and tigers working alone. It's all an instinct to survive. It's the same with people and gods, the strong go alone, the weak are three in a bush and four pawns, who is afraid of whom?

"I learned the art of thinking for less than half a year, and I went to see girls on the road, mainly to see who was beautiful. If I see someone who is particularly pretty, I will use my mind if the woman is lying on the road...... It didn't work out. Later, I continued to practice behind closed doors for more than half a year, and I went to the most flowery scene, where there were many more beautiful women. I'm afraid that there may be girls among them, although they are very beautiful, but they are useless. To make this clear is as if she didn't have a receiver on her.

However, it may not be that my mind technique was unsuccessful, but that I ran into a girl ...... without a receiver. I think there is such a possibility. I'm a person who likes to do research, and I think there's nothing we can't do if we think about it.

Some people say that ideation is a completely impossible thing to do, but I beg to differ. As long as someone proposes it, someone will realize it, and science is impossible. Only what is found in the impossible is the real thing, otherwise it's all fucking garbage. ......" Cupid finished and looked at the faces of all the people present, and none of them were not as full of endless sorrow as their dead mother. Cupid thought to herself that she hadn't encountered a ghost, not only did she not laugh, but she killed her mother.

Di Renjie also felt so strange, there must be something wrong with this, why didn't I laugh myself? Is this like two people making an appointment to go to the battlefield to duel, when both parties feel that their actions are sending them to the grave, regret and pain are mixed into a pot of porridge in their hearts.

In a gun-to-gun duel, neither of the two could escape the clutches of death, and just as both sides were trembling and raised their guns to each other's heads, they both closed their eyes and buckled their guns. I didn't hear the gunshot because I thought I had been shot and died. As for not feeling yourself falling, because standing can also kill people.

What I never expected was that all my relatives stole the bullets in the gun. It can be seen that impulse is the devil, and only relatives will care about their own life and death! (To be continued.) )