The two fierce generals fought for seven days without a winner, and if they couldn't distinguish between male and female, they could only be regarded as all males, and they were put aside for the time being, because Zeus, the king of heaven, was busy with his own affairs for a while.

"Mr. Hua Tuo, are we going to see Qin Shi Huang today?" Zeus, the king of heaven, always wants to see Xi Shi, the first beauty of the Central Plains.

"Okay, I told Qin Shi Huang yesterday, but he didn't answer in the affirmative, then let's go together, and you talk face to face." Hua Tuo became their sandwich biscuit, which is an authentic egg-holding and B-strength.

This is another abandoned pig farm, separated by a mountain from Guan Meinu's concentration camp, and it was once a place for educated youth. Don't laugh, there were educated youths in ancient times.

There is a small stream separated from the outside world here, and there used to be a crossing bridge, the name is Osmanthus Bridge, which is the official horse road. In order to prevent others from entering his Tibetan land, the king Zeus waited for Qin Shi Huang to take Xi Shi in, and then broke the bridge with his divine thunder and replaced it with a single-plank bridge.

"Did you want me to hold it?" Zeus, the king of heaven, walked forward, Hua Tuo followed, and Zeus, the king of heaven, asked him if he wanted to help him.

"Okay, do you think I'm really old? Crossing a single-plank bridge is my daily routine, when the intellectual youth went to the mountains and went to the countryside, I was sent to Cha City, a canal next to the Lotus Temple, more than ten meters wide, just a ghost of the wood as a bridge. I live in the Lotus Temple, and I have to walk over from it every day to see a doctor for my fellow villagers, and only once I fell was in the morning. Hua Tuo said as he walked, as if he was dancing a swan dance.

"Mr. Hua Tuo, you see a woman washing clothes over there, very beautiful. If this product is Xi Shi, if you wait to get the hand master, you will at least 100 times a night. Zeus, the king of heaven, crossed the single-plank bridge first, and while he was waiting for Hua Tuo, he found a woman washing clothes over there.

"Is this Shih Tzu?" Zeus, the king of heaven, couldn't wait to know that the goods he saw were the legendary first beauty of the Central Plains, Xi Shi.

"I don't know!" Indeed, Hua Tuo doesn't know what Xi Shi looks like.

", you're from the Central Plains and you don't know what your first beauty in the Central Plains looks like?" Zeus, the king of heaven, made a conceptual mistake, you are going to an alien planet, and people ask you about things on earth, can you answer everything?

"Except for the fact that I heard some of her names more from Xi Shi, the others are the same as your Heavenly King. The next dynasty is like another world. The water is like the next day, and the cloth is like a stranger. "Hua Tuo is a little cold.

"What do you mean by this cloth as a stranger?" Zeus, the king of heaven, estimated that this sentence contained a flavor, but he was not sure, so it was still a peace of mind to ask.

"Have you ever had the experience of crowding a bus? Would you intentionally line up behind a pretty girl? Hua Tuo changed the words he wanted to answer to the other way and asked back.

"Yes. Earlier, when I crossed the Gan River at Zhangshu Ferry, I waited for the beautiful girl on the side and followed her buttocks. "Zeus, the king of heaven, has been led astray and does not know it, thinking that he is above board and is still forging ahead.

"That's when you want someone to push you forward behind you. You're going to lean on the woman's ass, aren't you? However, just a cloth away can give you a headache. Hua Tuo opened his mouth and smiled.

"Shame me on!" Zeus, the king of heaven, felt that he had fallen into Hua Tuo's trap, and let himself inadvertently say ridiculous things that almost everyone had or would have.

Zeus, the king of heaven, felt that Hua Tuo's words brought him back to the past, and a kind of excitement suddenly burst out, and his hands clenched into fists and rushed towards the sky like a boxing king.

In fact, this is also one of the usual manifestations of a man seeing a beautiful sister. But this is more special, most of them make a sound, if they are too far away, they will deliberately shout loudly, which is a kind of shouting between right and wrong. Humming softly when you are close is an intentional reminder. For example: Hi, look, I want to you. Of course, humming is the cloak of this language, just like people, wearing clothes, naked is a hooligan, its essence is still the essence, this can't change ghosts.

So girls don't? Of course not. The performance is the same as above, there is absolutely no doubt. There are also women who force men, but the punishment is completely different. I've only heard of paying men some sperm supplements and it's over, called nutrition fees.

Some female readers will scold: Fresh death in this river fishing, if you are happy, you still have money to buy supplements, and if you eat hard, you can hide on the road and wait!

Equally. Isn't there a woman waiting on the road? You must know that this is not something that can be achieved by a single wish, and it is not a random person, you must really have the heart to blindly meet, I am afraid that the time in your life will not be enough to meet once. It's just a wait-and-goss, it only happens once on Earth.

The woman was washing clothes by the stream, not far from or near the king Zeus. I'm too close to be embarrassed to swear. Unless the woman is not beautiful, there will be a sense of self-shame, which no one can overcome, otherwise there is no such thing as a sinking fish and a goose in the world.

This woman is wearing a shawl, and her body is straight forward when she washes her clothes, these two are some of the hell, and you can't name them on the Internet, are they called nipples? It's like two Caucasian people running a marathon in the desert.

"This must be Xi Shi, Hua Tuo, do you believe it?" Zeus, the king of heaven, may have wanted to say something else in Hua Tuo's mouth.

"What does it matter if I believe it or not?" Hua Tuo was also curious, and asked the words back.

"If you don't believe me, I say yes. If I really do it in the future, you'll help her eggs when I fuck her? "Zeus, the king of heaven, felt that he had not relaxed for a long time, and he had foreign meat with Hua Tuo, just like the Eid al-Fitr in some countries in the West, who did not eat fat meat to death on this day?

"I'm a good and bad person, it's not that I can't help, but I'll help you get into your ass! When the time comes, you will kill me with a thunderbolt? Hua Tuo laughed so hard that he bent over.

Zeus, the king of heaven, wants this effect, it's like two people drinking, both drinking to death, both thinking of being drunk and blowing nonsense, because it is also a fact, but under normal circumstances, you can't say it yourself. What has a grudge against so-and-so, what good things have been done, and who has B, of course, this is mostly within the scope of a beautiful woman, it is to take it out and put on a face, and after Niu B, he will not say anything, because there is no real drunk in the world.

When Zeus, the king of heaven, heard Hua Tuo say this, he was also laughing to death, and after a long time, he said again: "If you don't do this, I don't want you to help me, really fuck my eyes, I'll die?" If you want to help you, you want to get into the asshole, and if you don't help you, you may really not be able to get in, just like Australians coming to Lhasa, the snow is vast, and you can't find the room and die coldly outside. ”

When you have laughed enough, you should go back to what is called business, and the king of heaven said, "Is it still far away?" ”

"It's not far away, if it's not Xi Shi, this laundry woman. It's Qin Shi Huang's maid, will this be far away? Hua Tuo said.

"If this thing is on the road, and the laundry is an illusion of her?" The king didn't know that this was arranged by Hua Tuo. It's in the depths of the mountains, because this is pimping, it's always better to carry people on your back, don't look at it as the king's business, as long as it's a bad thing, you have to carry it. for no one can attain justice.

"Where's the laundry woman?" Zeus, the king of heaven, wanted to look at the woman's chest again, but it was gone.

"If I didn't guess wrong, I should go back and report it quickly." Hua Tuo estimated.

As soon as Hua Tuo's words fell, Qin Shi Huang came on his back. Qin Shi Huang was followed by a few retinues, and Hua Tuo hurriedly said, "This is Qin Shi Huang." ”

"What should I call him, I call him honorific!" Zeus, the king of heaven, said that this was to leave a good influence on Qin Shi Huang.

"Call the emperor." Hua Tuo's quick response answered, because it was about to approach, and it had reached the point of being in a hurry.

"Hello Emperor!" Zeus, the king of heaven, said.

Hua Tuo hurriedly stepped forward and said, "This is Zeus, the king of heaven, we all call him the king of heaven." ”

"Hello Heavenly King!" Qin Shi Huang stretched out his hand. The two shook each other tightly.

(Fuck, it's hard to write here, I thought about whether Xi Shi was fake in the morning, because Qin Shi Huang would think of using the fake first, if he couldn't play the real beauty Helen for the first time, or not the real beauty Helen, this left him with the right to speak, this is equivalent exchange.)

However, this is very contradictory, Heshi Bi and Jiuding have taken it, will they be reluctant to take Xi Shi with them? I wouldn't have thought that this fake would be broken once it was broken. Do you yourself up again? The world is smart on its own? Well, let's find a way to prevent Zeus, the king of heaven, from seeing Xi Shi easily, saying that she is now suffering from wind and cold, and adding another water and soil adaptation. I can't see outsiders for a while. ）

"I heard that the Heavenly King is so busy right now." Qin Shi Huang said.

"Yes, if you don't get busy, if this matter doesn't fall into my own hands, I don't have the right to speak, and this matter will not be easy to do." The King of Heaven said.

After a while, he walked into the pig farm that had already been destroyed, and now the king Zeus wanted Hua Tuo to use this place to settle Qin Shi Huang. Wait until both parties agree before making a decision.

"Heavenly King, please be seated." Qin Shi Huang is mainly anti-guest, although this is the territory of the king of heaven, since Qin Shi Huang has moved in, even if he is the owner of this house, heaven should invite the king to sit down.

"You're welcome, sit together." Zeus, the king of heaven, said.

Hua Tuo is busy pouring tea, which is a kind of pimp's life, treating both ends as his own family, making them feel like they are at home, with a sense of security.

The eyes of Zeus, the king of heaven, were looking around like shooting stars, and the target was of course the first beauty in the East, Xi Shi. Hua Tuo coughed and threw a look at Qin Shi Huang, but Qin Shi Huang didn't quite understand what this meant, or what the main meaning meant? What's next?

Goose! The things in the world are not afraid that you are smart, but I am afraid that you are not prepared, you did not teach the code in the first place, cough casually, throw a look at random, in this all in silence, do you want people to say east or west?

Qin Shi Huang thought that there must be something in this, so I would ask first: "What is the King of Heaven busy with?" ”

Zeus, the king of heaven, was looking for the washerwoman he saw by the stream, or should there be a more beautiful woman, such as Shih Tzu? Hearing Qin Shi Huang's words, he had to temporarily stop looking for his gaze and came back to his senses, and said casually: "I'm busy with the god war, let's see who of them gets the first." ”

"What if you get first?" Qin Shi Huang said.

"If you get the first, you can have the first time with the beautiful Helen. Or get married. As soon as Zeus, the king of heaven, woke up after saying this, and then he thought that this was Qin Shi Huang in front of him, who had come specifically to find the beauty Helen Hi for the first time, and said that he had brought the first beauty of the East, Xi Shi, to exchange for the same price.

When Qin Shi Huang heard this, a dead color appeared on his face, which was very ugly. It was a sudden blood filling the face, which should have been red, but the blood was filling up too quickly, as if the dog's eggs had just been pulled out, and all the congestion had just begun to ebb, and at the beginning of the beginning of dispersing, the blood was crowded into a dead color, which was also purple.

At this time, Hua Tuo came, he was like a radio host, specially for the guests. Pick up when there is nothing to say, and immediately remind you not to say this or take the initiative to fork the words when you can't say it.

"The emperor drinks tea!" Hua Tuo cleverly came to a bowl of tea, blocked Qin Shi Huang's sight with his hand, and secretly threw a look at the king who shouldn't say this, and the king blinked his eyes and said that he wouldn't be next time.

"I'm so busy that I don't know how to speak, I don't know what to do, please forgive me." Zeus, the king of heaven, is making amends.

Qin Shi Huang also felt that he was too feminine at this time, is this the king of heaven wrong? That's the case, the heroes of the Central Plains are here, and it's not fake. Thinking of this, Qin Shi Huang's mood was much better, and the congestion of the dog's eggs on his face was also rapidly dispersed, and soon returned to red, he had to be in a better mood, which could not be pretended.

"Yes, please take care of your body, the happiness lies in old age, and happiness lies in being strong." The meaning of Qin Shi Huang's words is obvious, he is telling the king of heaven that he has brought the oriental beauty Xi Shi, you have to prepare a healthy body, this thing is the most energy-consuming, and if you don't have a good body, you will wait to watch the beauty B kneel down and call her mother.

"Yes, for this day, I am practicing every day, playing Tai Chi, which is a whole body exercise." The king of heaven talked and by himself because he was talking first, and he didn't dare to ask about the beautiful Xi Shi, so he had to slowly let him recover his emotions before thinking about it.

"I used to like to play tai chi, but then I didn't want to be in any better health, so I just forgot it. Goose, I heard Mr. Hua Tuo introduce that there is a very beautiful woman under the king of heaven, and she is also the first beauty in the world, which makes me re-acquaint myself with Tai Chi, otherwise I will let the beauty hold herself on her stomach. "Qin Shi Huang first began to mention the equivalent exchange, and he always had to talk about the subject first.

(Write that your mother fucks B, and all the people who do Tai Chi in the park are playing because they think of fucking B?) Are you afraid that you won't be able to climb into your sister's belly? Dog yesterday. ）

"Hua Tuo is so funny, I have a beautiful woman under me who wants to talk about it, and there is nothing to promote. Isn't there a very beautiful beauty in your Eastern world, and this cicada also told me, I really want to see it. I'm afraid that Hua Tuo is playing me like a monkey, is there really one? "Zeus, the king of heaven, this is the topic of two high-level hooligans on the earth who want to achieve their goals with each other. (To be continued.) )