"Lord Tianwang, I use Jiuding as a greeting gift, but I will personally give this and the family bi to the beautiful Helen, at least I can take this opportunity to have a skin with her first, and I can also smell the body fragrance. As for her beauty, I don't doubt it, it won't be fake, because it has already caused a sensation, and there is no doubt that it is the first in the world. "Qin Shi Huang is making the main elaboration in his heart, yes, things have come to this point, if you still like to hide, do you still have the ability to be a world hooligan?

"This is the first treasure of the Central Plains, there is a saying that this thing is really a treasure among the treasures." Hua Tuo should make peace with them, this is the job of the pimp, you can do whatever you want, as long as they let them do well.

"The emperor is too serious, and I don't lack wealth, it's enough to bring Xi Shi here, because we exchange B for B, and we don't fake it." Zeus, the king of heaven, is 10,000 times more straightforward than me, and I don't want to be rich, as long as I don't exchange B for B.

"This heavenly king, please put 10,000 hearts, it is definitely the beauty Xi Shi, ID card and DNA have been brought, the fake must taste different, the same as drinking, the water is completely light." Qin Shi Huang really knows how to blow, and there was DNA in ancient times? Dog yesterday.

"Isn't it good to let my sisters come out and bask in the sun on a sunny day?" The king of heaven meant to see Xi Shi, which played a side-kick.

"The king of heaven doesn't know, my sister came here from thousands of miles away, and she didn't eat well along the way, she didn't sleep well, and her body was praised. The geese, when they came here, they were already yellow and thin, and they were all so ugly that they were afraid of seeing people, so they had to wait for them to lock themselves in the house and recuperate for a while, so that they could make their faces look like peach blossoms and then shine on the stage, so that the king of heaven would be happy to see the eggs three feet long! "Qin Shi Huang is turning this turn more accurately than the capital of Zuchong.

These words made the king of heaven laugh uncontrollably, and he still denied it a little in his agreement: "A happy egg is three feet long, which is a bit too exaggerated, maybe there will be a few rulers long." This is also a divine egg, and ordinary people are afraid that half of them are not there, right? ”

Qin Shi Huang was smiling and smiling on the surface, but his inner world was reincarnated in scolding the king of heaven as a donkey and a dog. Even the eggs could not be a foot long. This may also be Qin Shi Huang's speculation, he is comparing with Oriental men, and the longest can not reach five inches, can it be doubled? If it's a donkey egg. It is estimated to be a foot long.

"Please don't worry about this matter, just grow your body, and when the time comes, you will be so happy that you will get off work every night and night, and you will go to work when you get off work." Qin Shi Huang said such a very roundabout sentence.

"The emperor talks and laughs to death, and I will be so happy that I go to work every day. Is there such a beautiful woman? Even if there were, wouldn't it stink if I played to death for three or five days at most, and then I would go outside and play mahjong until the night. "Yes, the king of heaven doesn't believe in this evil, women are the most beautiful for five days, and there will be feces on the stomach on the sixth day of play, and men are afraid of it, no matter how beautiful it is, it tastes the same as chewing wax.

"The king will be mistaken, I said that you will love to go home every day for the night, and it is much more tiring to be at home than outside. It's not that you have to every day. At night, I have to every night, it's not like that. I know that men and women know that if they are beautiful, they should play more often, and if they are not beautiful, they should play less or simply not get haired. There will also be a degree to oneself who is beautiful.

To go to work is to get off work, and to get off work is to go to work. This is said to be our Central Plains, a civil servant marries a rural idiot as his wife, because this woman is very beautiful, of course, not surprisingly beautiful, a national civil servant will not go to the countryside to look for shit to eat.

This cicada-headed civil servant rushed to the countryside as soon as he got off work. One is to help his wife with farm work, the second is so beautiful that he has to whip every night, and the third is that he is afraid that one night the woman will steal people. When the goods returned to the office, they told their roommates that coming to work was equivalent to getting off work, and coming home from work was equivalent to going to work. "Qin Shi Huang is scrambled. Was there an office in his time? No, not having an office does not mean that there is no such thing.

"Goose, it seems that it is not necessarily a good thing to pursue excessive beauty of women, it seems that it is still ordinary goods, so if it is really difficult to think about it, close your eyes and do it, and then lift your pants and run to the underworld. That's a lot of peace of mind. "The king of heaven retreated from this thought, and he was really afraid that a beautiful woman would become a beautiful snake.

Qin Shi Huang saw the thoughts of the Heavenly King from the face of the Heavenly King Zeus, even if it didn't count in words.

This is like the king of heaven is picking a pick, Qin Shi Huang found out at the first time, and he had to hurry over to hold on to prevent the king from slipping off his shoulder. Because if the king of heaven picks his son, he Qin Shi Huang will not want to the world's first beauty Helen, because this is an equivalent exchange, and only when both parties are satisfied can the goal be achieved.

"The king of heaven should not damage his body because of the woman's beauty, he is afraid that he will want to every day, please rest assured, because all beautiful women have a kind heart and know how to play with men, and will take care of you and do what you can, when you want to more, she will persuade you to stop here, and you will be convinced. Otherwise, it's a piece of cicada B, and she won't know how to lift you down when you die in her stomach. "Qin Shi Huang is dispelling the fear of beauty, which shows that most of the white beauties have the self-cultivation of beauties and will not ask men to death.

"The emperor is a mortal, your knowledge is very limited, let you live to be 10,000 years old, you will completely change your perception of things, and let you make a final conclusion after seeing too much.

In my cognitive world, beautiful women are more greedy than ugly women to play with men to death.

I've seen it happen twice. After I say it, don't say that I am a cicada in front of others, the sun god died in the stomach of the beautiful Lida, and it was Mr. Hua Tuo who came to save him. Do you say Leda isn't beautiful? "The king of heaven is using the excuse to say the beautiful Leda, this is an introduction, if Qin Shi Huang asks again, he will say that he the beautiful Lida's B.

"Don't worry, the king of heaven, I don't remember well, I always listen to things in my left ear and out of my right ear, and I won't wait until I speak to outsiders to still be in my heart. Is Leda a beauty? How did you get involved with the Sun God? Qin Shi Huang knew that he had an obligation to ask this, and he heard that this was just an introduction to the matter.

"Speaking of Leda's B, Helen is her daughter, and between the mother and daughter is a woman's shell, do you say it's beautiful?" Zeus, the king of heaven, didn't dare to finish speaking, and talking was like drinking, you have to leave a little foundation, and wait until you have nothing to say. It's the same with drinking, once someone persuades you to get drunk, when you are persuaded again, you will get drunk to death.

Sometimes you have to learn a little bit of treachery. Don't pour beans like a barrel on your body, and pour them all out with a snap.

(After the break of pouring beans in the bamboo tube, pour the beans in the bamboo tube, simply and neatly; Do not hide or tuck; None remains; Clean; Straight to the point; Shake it all out)

This is accidental, not universal. Or it can only be said that we Eastern women are not better than you Western women. This may have something to do with traditional education, and we have three obedience and four virtues in the Central Plains. "Qin Shi Huang used three obedience and four virtues to deceive the king of heaven, don't be afraid that beautiful women will be insatiable when they play with men.

At this time, Hua Tuo slipped outside alone to see the scenery, and he was looking for the woman he saw by the stream, but he didn't see her but heard her voice. At the other end, there seemed to be four or five women laughing. From the sound, it sounds like one or two special cicada Bs are in it. Of course, he could hear that he spoke bluntly and vulgarly, laughed loudly, and his voice was as rough as a man's.

"Sister, sister, I'm really worried about you, I heard that the Heavenly King Zeus is more than a foot long, and that night, you'd better put a boiling water bottle in the quilt and let him walk into the boiling water bottle." After saying this, he was busy laughing, and his voice was as rough as a tiger's roar.

"If the boiling water bottle is broken, it will cut the eggs of Zeus, the king of heaven, and bleed. When the time comes, we will all be killed by Lei Gong. Leave your bad idea to your own use, and don't kill us innocents. She also understands that the boiling water bottle is in danger of breaking, and it will cut the eggs of Zeus, and she also understands that Zeus, the king of heaven, is the god of thunder, and will use Lei Gong to kill people when he is angry.

"I'll hold the milk with you first, so that it won't hurt in the future, if you don't, wait for the man to hold it suddenly. It's going to hurt you. "This may be the bad idea again, with a boiling water bottle Zhang Tianwang a few people denied, now I have to hold the beauty of the milk first, borrowing the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water The principle.

"Yikes. Ouch hey, it hurts! "Just do it, and that's it.

This is what Hua Tuo is listening to quietly. The scene inside can be set as a group of young girls, who are flirting and scolding when they have nothing to do, jumping out of the woman to act as a man or equally worthy of male and female love, and playing fingers as eggs if they are real.

"Yikes! It made me bleed. Crazy? "This may be a group of girls who are hurting each other with their hands, these are all women from poor families, no education is the first, and the second half of the child treats himself as inappropriate, and he plays with a kind of crazy taste.

Hua Tuo shook his head and wanted to stop leaving, he still wanted to hear something, but he felt bored, and he couldn't go over, let it go crazy. A lot of girls are just because of their lack of upbringing, and they don't treat their B as a thing, so that they don't engage in men and are not virgins, and when they get married, the man says that she has married her husband, and she jumps into the river and swears no. waited until the man asked her why she had lost it, and then she said that when she and her sisters went crazy, they drilled each other's fingers.

Isn't it crazy to be difficult, smash Meiyu as a stone, cry and wait for dawn to divorce and go to work in the Qinglou. You can't make money anywhere else, because without education there is no knowledge, and this is a burden. Hua Tuo is a doctor, he knows that girls are very weak things, and if you drill with your fingers, you have to break the membrane. However, B can't speak, and it is the egg that is the most easily confused, making you speechless.

Hua Tuo was so angry that he clenched his fists and hit the earthen wall, then blew the ashes and left.

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"Where did Mr. Hua Tuo go to play for a while?" Qin Shi Huang said, and threw a look at Hua Tuo, meaning don't talk nonsense when you see something.

"Yikes! Didn't go anywhere, just pulled a bubble of over there! "This can certainly be true.

Hua Tuo came in through the back door, feeling that he was a little redundant, because being present would make it difficult for them to talk about the exchange of beauties, so he went out through the front door again.

The Heavenly King Zeus saw Hua Tuo's background walking out of the gate, so he continued to say their equivalent exchange: "Your Majesty, please rest assured, these two heroes of you in the East are cicada heads, and it is said that the two of them will have the B who the beautiful Helen in the first place, this is fake, and when the time comes, I will have a way, I can borrow a random mouth, and I can kick them to the underworld." ”

"The Heavenly King understands Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, and Lu Bu, the first good man of the Three Kingdoms?" When Qin Shi Huang heard Zeus, the king of heaven, say that they were cicadas, he was a little surprised in his heart, and hurriedly asked him if he understood.

"Bao Zheng told me a long time ago that they are all brave and unscrupulous, otherwise they would not be heroes, but emperors. Lu Bu was scolded as a slave with three surnames, and he went to be someone's godson when he had nothing to do. Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, failed to kill Liu Bang at the Hongmen Banquet, but was later forced to commit suicide by Liu Bang. "The king thought that was all they had.

"In my opinion, Xiang Yu and Lu Bu both belong to the world's gangsters. I wondered, comparing Helen and Shih Tzu with each other, if Helen is the first beauty, then the Shih Tzu in the Eastern world can only be the second beauty at most. Why does the king of heaven insist on sacrificing the near and the far, and the best and the second? Your thought gives me a headache. "Qin Shi Huang made a move in secret, this is a trick of yin damage, he also asked Hua Tuo about this matter, and now he has asked the king of heaven in person, is this a kind of audacity or shamelessness?

"Yes, Your Majesty, if I can't say the following, the first thing the beauty will say is Helen, and I will fann my own mouth. Isn't there such a sentence in the world, except for those who gave birth to me and those who gave birth to me, everyone else can be with their eyes closed, the first beauty Helen is my daughter, this will be Lei Gong! Zeus, the king of heaven, crooked his mouth in anger.

"The words of the king may not be a problem, the problem may be that Helen is not the first beauty in the world, and it may be that she is still an ugly monster. If she is really the first beauty in the world, the king of heaven will not let go of an egg because she is just his daughter. Isn't there no chaos in your God's world? I heard that your sister is your wife, is this true? "Qin Shi Huang was really born with the demeanor of an emperor, and he dared to ask these words in a relaxed manner.

"I know that if a person does a bad deed and wants to be a good person, he has to make up for it with a thousand good deeds. Isn't this all in the past, now it's gone, it was discovered by Bao Zheng, at first we didn't know what chaos was, incest. Later, Bao Zheng came, and brought the words chaos and lun to our high god realm.

In the past, our high god realm was a pool of stagnant water, just like you in ancient times, it was not discovered that the marriage between cousins and cousins would produce cicadas, Lu You and Tang Wan were also cousins, and Lu You's mother had the foresight to break them up. "The Heavenly King's counterattack is really reasonable. (To be continued.) )