"Let's go to the West Wing...... Helen sleeps there in the east wing, she's your daughter. Leda said with a red face.

"I know, you told me a long time ago, and Niangniang, that time I came to congratulate the basket was taught by the Queen Mother. The cicada mother said: 'Your little three cubs in the countryside have been born like pigs, and they have no food or drink, go and congratulate them on the basket, and bring more money to others, the country girl blames the poor ......'" The king pretended to be drunk, leaned his whole body on Leda's shoulder, and almost half-pressed and half-pushed Lida to the west wing.

Lida, the female man among the beauties, this is seen in many Western oil paintings, in the words of a countryman, she is a water woman. (Buffalo Pori.) ）

Lida felt that there was nothing good to say this time, because the relationship was so complicated that the king of heaven seemed to be placed in the position of his mother's family, and it was Helen's uncle, so when she thought about it, there was a smell of chaos (Lun) in it, and it was a little disgusting.

In fact, it is also a fact that if there is a purpose between men and women to play with flowers, that kind of pleasure is naturally not as good as having a taste of aimlessness, because you also have to take into account the achievement of purpose, just like serving oil, there is no easier than serving a bowl of water.

As we all know, a bowl of water is a bowl of water, one is worthless, and the other is that there is no consequence superstition in it. Serving a bowl of oil is completely different, splashing not only valuable goods, but also superstitions that will lead to bad luck after pouring oil. That is to say, it is a very bad thing to splash oil, and a little salt should be put on it wherever it is spilled...... In this way, bad luck can be avoided. If you are a woman, you have to remember this sentence. Life inevitably spills oil!

"Are the aunts who used to come with you to congratulate the basket okay? Helen is so old...... "Leda felt that she should add to the atmosphere of this flower, she was just like a piece of wood B, just lying down like a piece of dead meat, why was she called a beauty."

"My idiot is my sister, older than me, (nonsense, is there a sister in the world who is not older than my brother?) Definitely. As the saying goes, when you are young, you don't know how to love. Don't say it's my sister, there's a disgusting mess in it. Even if you fall in love in society, don't do some ghost sister and brother love, women are like flowers, and you won't be able to find a little color of them after spring....... ”

Zeus, the king of heaven, had really drunk a lot of cicada, and he said such things that Leda was embarrassed to listen to them. Because not the deaf want not to hear it is impossible without the help of high technology.

At this time, the king Zeus suddenly thought that the last time he came was for the affairs of the West Wing, and he was afraid that the West Wing would be haunted. He secretly lifted the quilt on his body, put on his pants and was about to flee outside.

Before he could get out of the room, Eris and his mother and Helius had arrived. Eris was the hardest-hitter. Stretched out his hand, he suddenly grabbed the lower body of the king Zeus, and scolded loudly in his mouth: "You can't die well, Hua Tuo's plastic surgery for his lord is that both faces are good-looking, but you said that this will have a negative impact on society, and you want Hua Tuo to use a piece of skin on Ye B to shape the other side of his face, so that he lives a shameful and smelly life every day...... Make life worse than death. But you hide here to have fun, I have to take off your ghost thing today, and I can't ...... it" (Master, the vernaculars of the camphor tree people mean "me".) ）

"Oh, my mother......" Zeus, the king of heaven, was dragged by Eris and called his mother in pain.

"You son of heaven, Eris has killed me for me, and he is the one who has harmed us to the point that life is worse than death. Originally, you Eris is now a beauty. If you look good after plastic surgery, I don't have the right to get it, and everyone Hua Tuo is about to be finished, and this dog is afraid that I will get the benefits of a capital crime, and I will ask someone Hua Tuo to get a piece of stinky flesh and cover it, which is really shameless. These words were spoken by the sun god Helius, who also took his grudge against the king of heaven, and regarded the king's responsibility for the divine realm as his own opinion.

However, when the king heard Eris and Helius say this, he really thought that he had done something wrong. I think it shouldn't be asked Hua Tuo to make one side of Eris's face different from the other. If it weren't for the fact that this was the negative impact of the law and didn't let Hua Tuo change his mind temporarily, Eris would really be a beauty after Hua Tuo gave him plastic surgery.

What the hell is that now? I'm afraid that I really caused ghosts in the West Wing, could it be that these three people are already dead, and now they have become ghosts to harm themselves, just because they are a high god, and some of the problems they have dealt with are now wrong, so that they died unjustly and came to take revenge.?

It took a lot of effort for Zeus, the king of heaven, to break free from Eris's grip on his life. He was running as hard as he could to get outside. This was his thought of staying away from this haunted West Wing. He thought that the sun god died on Lida's stomach, although the sun god was healed by Hua Tuo and revived, but the ghost of the west wing room has not changed, but he is afraid that he will also damage Lida's body, as long as this goods comes to the west wing, it is a place where men are taboo.

If she is lucky enough to escape this time, the next time she comes to play with Lida, she must directly explain it to Lida and tell her that this West Wing is a place where you can't do stupid things, and the reason may be that the carpenter or mason when building the house, and the owner did not give her good food and drink, so those craftsmen were careful and installed dark ghosts in it.

For example, make a man and a woman out of mud, make the man die on the woman's belly, put it in the wall or under the tiles of the west wing, and then recite a charm, which will naturally spawn in the future.

There are still tricks in this way, such as the flocculent who plays cotton, now most of them go to the city to buy ready-made, if you invite the flocculent to make a quilt at home, but remember not to be mean, this guy will put a ball or something in the middle of the cotton wool, so that you can rest your back when you sleep. As far as the industry of playing cotton is concerned, it is also a very bad industry, for example, the small cotton silk will fly to the lungs with the air, and then it is often not good to breathe, and the occupational disease is very serious. Let's be kind, give them good food and drink, and have a clear conscience.

Things in the world, although they are superstitions, it is better to believe than not to believe, because this is to ask people to be good to everything, if you don't believe in anything, then are you still a person? Your so-called unbelief is either for your own sake or only thinking about saving a little, or you are so cold that you are selfish and have no good intentions.

Before the king could escape from Leda's gate, Niangniang stopped the king by guarding the hall again. As soon as he saw the king of heaven escaping from the west wing, he pounced on him, grabbed the king's face with both hands, and scolded loudly: "You river fishing with a thousand cuts, (river fishing, the local language of the camphor tree people means "the man who fell into the river and drowned.") "It's the most poisonous scolding tone, if the wife scolds her husband, this must be beaten, otherwise this man is still a man? Definitely. It's your river that makes Eris not human, even if you make Eris a beautiful woman, if you don't let the sun god who committed a capital crime marry her and die? The sun god could also have treated him in other ways to make his capital sin deserved. Will he die if he is thrown into Xinhua to dig coal for ten years?

I have now been deceived by the illusion of Helius because I have served as an umbrella for the sun god Helius, and if I do not come forward to protect him, he will admit that he is a man who is afraid of death, and as long as I am too late to jump out to protect him, he has already agreed to marry the ugly girl Eris in order to absolve himself of the capital crime.

Helius now admits this fact in public, and all the gods and ghosts of the Three Realms know about it, and now I am not allowed to go out all day at home, as long as I go out, the gods and ghosts will point at my back and scold me for being a harmful old goblin. In particular, I dare not see Eris, it was my good intentions that I was deceived into becoming an accomplice to the murder, the sun god committed a capital crime was originally the good fortune of Eris, and a beautiful man committed a capital crime and was sentenced to marry an ugly girl as his wife, which was originally a great innovation. Unexpectedly, my kindness destroyed the mind of a genius.

When will anyone commit such a capital crime, and when will Eris's ugliness counteract the arrival of a capital crime? I'm afraid that the opportunity has been lost, and I will be imprisoned forever in the conscience between people, how can I live? ……”

"Mother, you have caught my face with blood, how can I be the king of heaven? My face must have been scratched by you now and turned into a sheepskin sore, if you continue to make trouble like this, the divine realm will become a pot of porridge. You have forced me to death, the sky will not be windy, the sky will not rain, the trees on the mountain will all dry up, and all the fish in the sea will die, how will you hand over God's errand? Oh my mother! ...... "The king of heaven was arrested by his mother and called his mother, just because he was the king of heaven, the highest position of God, and let others regard his duty as offending people, where is the reason of heaven?"

When the mother heard that the king of heaven was reasonable, she let go of her hand and let the king escape out of the door. Before he could go out, he was intercepted by Athena again. Athena also said loudly in the same mouth: "Look at the gun, where are you old dog?" If you want to escape into the barren mountains, you have to see whether I agree with this gun or not. You're so bad, my talented father, Eris is dead now, stinked by a piece of her own stinky flesh.

Your reform has been hindered by the Heavenly King, why should you listen to the instigation of the Eastern devil? He told you that he was a Space Seed Man, and you believed him? They are just ghosts, and if they are not even gods, you have committed such a crime, and you have invited them to be reformers, which is really unreasonable. (To be continued.) )