257 Zeus fell from his horse in his previous life
Heavenly King Zeus just couldn't understand that since he got acquainted with Bao Zheng and other oriental devils, he had indeed become a little smarter, which could not be said that there was no light from Bao Zheng's space seed man. The king of heaven also understands such a truth, if the clever and the clever partner, there will be intrigue and hidden mysteries. If you are half-stupid and deaf and extremely smart, the result is three, one, follow the learning of intelligence, of course, it is only in comparison. Second, the probability of bringing the smart people to the cicadas is relatively small. Three, it does not merge at all, just like oil is always floating on the surface of water.
Because of many reasons, cooperation between people is the most troublesome thing, and it is also the most likely contradiction of uneven remuneration for fools. This gives rise to legal ...... Because human nature has not yet been freed from the nature of an animal, like an ox, the law is a rope on its nose, because it cannot tell what is the farmer's crop and what is the wild grass...... The birth of the law is not that people eat the wrong medicine, but that cows eat the wrong grass!
(When herding cattle, I always think about the cow: if the cow knows how not to harm people, it will not use a rope, and it can freely eat the grass it wants, and it can freely drink the water it wants, how much better!) )
Zeus, the king of heaven, is he reflecting on what he has done recently, is he doing too much? Helius, the sun god, committed the capital crime of stopping the sun, is it to close his eyes? Is it wrong for a beautiful man to commit a capital crime and marry an ugly woman as his wife?
Heavenly King Zeus is like exchanging blood in the whole body, if you want to achieve Bao Zheng's ability to govern the country in the East, you have to be ruthless to carry it for a period of time, just like a mother with a baby, there must be a weaning period, cry and let her cry, if you don't be ruthless, this milk will never be broken.
Zeus, the king of heaven, had already been trampled under Athena's feet, and not far away Hera's curse was heard: "Give me a kick to kill him, this river fishing across the bridge and pumping boards." The divine realm was originally alive and well, but he had to go to the east to invite some ghosts to come, and the divine realm was disturbed every day. Don't you know that God has a way of living and ghosts have a way of living, so how can God and ghosts talk about the same way as ghosts?
It is a messy thing for a ghost world sister to marry a younger brother, but our god realm is completely different, just like the high-level of ghosts or the rich people of ghosts. Who cares whom? What kind of thing is Bao Zheng, what kind of space seed man is he, and the divine realm wants him to take care of it? Did he take care of their ghost world? Thou depraved king Zeus, my brother! ……”
The king of heaven heard his sister's cry getting closer and closer, and he said more and more that he was not human, as if he was really scolding.
People listen to others talk about themselves when they are in a downturn. Just like a snake being beaten to seven inches, weak-willed people often make a mistake at this time, thinking that others are wrong and thinking that they are really wrong, without considering that others and themselves look at social issues from different angles. If a group of people are mentally retarded, you will be assimilated by them if you don't get the best in it......
The king of heaven heard his sister's words getting closer and closer, he was now alone, and he was afraid that his sister would suffer if he was overwhelmed. So he struggled desperately, and even escaped the land of right and wrong when his sister did not come to him, and walked into a confused wilderness.
Escaping from Leda's haunted West Wing, the King felt so thirsty. Where can I find water to drink? You must know that this is night, the moon in the sky is only like a stealing woman, she always likes to leak out her whole body, but from time to time she opens a little window to peek if the man she likes is still standing in that hidden corner, and if she is there, she pretends to cough, which means that I am opening the window to see you, and you can also look at me, cicada. Does the moon shine the earth well in this situation? Definitely.
After all, Zeus, the king of heaven, is the god of war at the level of the god of war, and in today's words, he is the generalissimo of marshals. Survival in the wild is not below ordinary people. He calmed down and felt it with his face, which really made him realize something, a small breeze blew on his face, and there was a hint of coolness. The wind must have been blowing over the water, and it must have been the river and not the lake. Because the river water is flowing and will not be heated by the sun, the lake water is completely different, just like the water that is bathed in a basin, it is hot. Far from cooling, the wind blowing from above carries a kind of heat that makes people's faces feel hot.
Thinking of this, the king of heaven began to swim against the wind to find water to drink. However, his feet were as if he had been crutched, and he had not taken a few steps and fell again.
When he fell for the third time, he could no longer get up on his own. At this time, he was really like a snake, his head was cut off from his seven inches, and he lost the momentum and direction to move forward, and only rolled in place.
Zeus, the king of heaven, cried, why on earth is this? How did he change from a tiger to a dog in just an instant, and he was a dog whose leg was broken. But isn't it, he is a god of thunder and rain, calling for wind and rain is his ancestral belongings, and he can manipulate it easily, but how did he fall to the point of being killed?
This situation really does not only exist in the body of the supreme god of Zeus, the king of heaven, but also in people, and recently it has been spread on the Internet that the boss of a coal mine in Shanxi Province is 70 million married women or 7 million married women, and after a sneeze, he is already in debt of more than 100 million. How did the bankrupt die by jumping off a building? Isn't it the same as once calling for wind and rain? In the end, he was saved without a mouthful of water and died of thirst?
At this time, the king of heaven not only had a broken foot and could not walk, but also had a headache. The idea of survival made him rummage through the cabinets in his memory, and now who else could save him? The first thing that comes to mind is my sister Hera, one is my sister and the other is my wife, and any one of them is a person who has the obligation to save himself in these two relationships. But the problem is that his sister has been disheartened with his own reform knife, is this okay?
And what about the mother? Are you going to call your mother over to save yourself? But it doesn't work, now she has become a thorn in the side of the mother, for the sun god and Eris, the mother is now caught in the middle, which makes her miserable, and this thing makes her hate herself to the core. This is another person who can't call for help, is he embarrassed to ask for help when he embarrasses his family like this? No, it's disgusting to think about.
Can I call Eris for help? Zeus, the king of heaven, wanted to cry when he thought of this, and he would have made Eris so beautiful because he was the highest god, and out of benevolent legal institutionalization, he used the ugliest woman in the world to take the man who committed the capital crime as his wife, so as to offset the capital crime of the beautiful man, considering that the plastic surgery is too beautiful than an ordinary woman, then the capital crime will become a future man to rush to do it like a hero. How can it be that Eris is offended by such considerations?
Does the divine realm want a law? Should the celestial bodies move regularly? Don't be penalized for mistakes? If this is possible, then the person who transports the sun can go to play mahjong every day, a dozen is three or five days without getting off the table, so that the world is connected for three or five days together is night, and then three or five days together is day, a morning is a day, a morning is a day, and an afternoon is a day. Can this be the case in the world?
Zeus, the king of heaven, fell and collapsed, only tears flowed, and everything else could not move. I can't open my mouth even if I want to call people. The style of the supreme god realm is not in the past tense, present tense, and present tense, and it is not as good as a dead dog.
Zeus, the king of heaven, wondered how long he had been pondering in utter pain, and when he thought of calling for help, he suddenly thought of Leda. In fact, the king of heaven thought of Lida at the beginning when he fell, but he didn't dare to implement it for various reasons, and only regarded Lida as his trump card, and he couldn't make a move unless he had to.
At first, the king just called out in his heart: "Leda, Leda, Leda!" Come and save me, I'm so thirsty, I fell on the way to find water, and now I don't have the strength to get myself up from the ground.
It may be that I was too high as a god, and I overloaded myself when reforming the god realm, and offended many people, among which there may be a lot of villains who treat the law enforcers as enemies and plot against me. Otherwise, I used to be as strong as a rhinoceros running alone, and now I can't get up when I fall?
Leda, Leda, Leda! I want to be like the human world now, and I will be a junior and a junior if I am a junior. I can't be a god without a mistress, I used the beauty of the mistress to bribe my boss and I became a god, at that time it was said that I would share the fruits equally after making a fortune, but I always thought that it was my own ability to be big, if I let the little three go half, it was really unwilling, didn't she just look beautiful? You don't have to worry about it, you can enjoy a lifetime of glory and wealth.
Looking back, Xiao San is unwilling to live and die, if it weren't for his own national beauty, would you be able to be a god like you? If you can't be a god, where did you get your wealth? You will only see that I didn't use the power of blowing ash on the surface, but my national color Tianzi was also cultivated in my previous life, is this no need to blow dust? Definitely.
Beautiful women are originally given by God, and their appearance is specifically used to seduce men to be heroes or contribute to the world, which is a kind of glory in itself, how can you let glory defile glory. That is to say, how can you let a beautiful woman live a poor life, which is equivalent to using gold bricks to build a toilet, and in turn using adobe bricks to build a kitchen, so that gold bricks are not bricks, and beauties are not people?
Leda, Leda, Leda! My junior in the countryside, I have now reformed and changed myself to fall off the horse, it is a kind of fate to fall off the horse, it is a curse of the devil, and it is to offend the villain. Is it the notarization of the law that has been retributed? For the sake of justice, please come and lift me up, please be the woman behind my successful man! ……”
Zeus, the king of heaven, had fallen to the level of a dead man, as if he had been lying in a coffin, leaving his soul out of his body and returning to his former life on earth.
Yes, the king Zeus was also a high-ranking official in a Western country during his lifetime, and he used the little three he used to fool the boss on his head, and said that he would divide it equally after making a fortune, but he only gave the gray spots in his fingernails, and the junior was so angry that he sued him in court, and sued the king Zeus in his previous life. (To be continued.) )
PS: When I reviewed the review, I thought the most that I might be calling a certain woman, it was my tough personality that was bullied by the poor, and I was dying, and I changed from a tiger to a dog?