After Hera said this, she calmed down and looked at the eyes of the gods, and found that none of them were not looking at her with their mouths crooked, as if the phoenix of the past had suddenly been turned into a chicken, but all the chickens had become phoenixes in an instant.

How did I become a chicken? Hera was thinking.

I'm afraid that I am walking on the street, and I was given ** medicine by passers-by, and when I got home, I gave my bank card to others, and I wrote the password on paper and sent it together. This must have been a ghost.,Why would I say such a vulnerable.,And I still want to get a reward.?

In fact, this is not that Bao Zheng gave her some kind of ghost drug, Hera died on a greedy word again. She is greedy: I now carry the black pot on my husband's back on my body, so that my husband will like me, because from now on my husband can raise his head and be a god, anyway, I am a woman, and it must be much simpler than a male god in terms of face relationship.

However, the truth made her dumbfounded, when she was a phoenix in the past, she felt that it was more comfortable to be a chicken, and it was more fun to be a companion. It's really boring to be a ghost phoenix and make yourself alone.

But when I fell into the chicken, but the phoenixes were in a flock again, didn't I encounter a ghost, and I was angry.

Why should I listen to the nonsense of the visitor from the East, he did not force me to say it. I am a god, he is a human being, what the hell do I blame him?

Bao Zheng said truthfully to Hera: "Hera, you really shouldn't be a diva, do you know how big and extremely bad your actions have caused in the world? Human inbreeding is almost as good as physical inbreeding. In the past, there was also a kind of ghost feudal religion, which was called chaos (Lun) within five households [These words cannot appear on the Internet, and if you don't get a word, you will be banned.] ], that is, men and women within five households cannot mate and give birth to cubs. Close relatives such as cousins and cousins cannot have sex with each other......

In ancient times, it was referred to as chaos, but today it refers to science, genetics. Ten of the best people who marry close relatives can't escape the IQ problem, although they can't say that ordinary people are not people, but this can't become a ghost, the parties can know that this kind of offspring is definitely inferior to distant relatives in terms of competitiveness.

I'm smart. It was because my parents were married to distant relatives, and it was the first mating time on a spaceship to a planet in outer space, and this was the only time I became pregnant. I always think about the time when two men and one woman went to space, why didn't they order them to breed cubs, I already knew that bringing seeds back would be highly productive, why wouldn't people be particularly smart when they carried a cub there? Dog Day! That would make sure I'm a space seedman. ……”

Why did I let a fake African-guy bag blackman fool me? Oriental devils, smart! Hera was so angry that she vomited blood. Why do we immortals care about your world's affairs? It is a good thing that all of you have closed the door in the world and married your own family, and it is a good thing that you have all degenerated into the animal world, and it is even better to have the same head as the pig, so that you don't invent nuclear weapons when you are full, and the gods will not be at peace.

"Your Excellency, my client Hera has finished his statement, please give an order." Bao Zheng reaped the expected effect, seeing that Hera had taught her almost verbatim on the spot, and when she woke up with the joy and found that the venue was so quiet, she quickly reminded the judge to start the trial of Helius's dereliction of duty.

"Smack. Smack, smack. Di Renjie slapped the public desk three times in a row, meaning to wake up the interrogators from their dozing.

"Ladies and gentlemen. The trial of Helius' dereliction of duty now begins. Helius saw a beautiful woman on the road driving in a sun car on a certain day of a certain month, so he didn't care about his duties and parked the sun car on the way to go to the woman by himself. So far, the sun has been suspended for more than half a day, if you don't find it immediately and then go back to turn off the sun car, I am afraid that today will always be night, because the sun car will burn out the fire for a long time.

The consequences of the dereliction of duty of Helius were thus unimaginable, and he should be sentenced to a cross for the consequences of his dereliction of duty. Death penalty.

If the client is not satisfied, the party's defense lawyer may state the reasons for the dissatisfaction, so as to achieve a lighter sentence. "Di Renjie made the first verdict, and he took the taste of falling from the high slippery slope habitually. Because in this way, even if you have the ability to defend it, the death penalty will be forgiven, but the living crime will certainly be inevitable.

Out of the ghost, Di Renjie saw Bao Zheng dozing off himself, which scared Di Renjie so much that he was calling his mother in his heart, could it be that he fell for Bao Zheng's plan. If he really killed Helius, what would Zeus, the king of heaven, think? What would God and the mother think? If they all think that they have shit on their butts, they are afraid that I will also judge them for capital crimes, and they will have to kick me out of the divine realm.

"Smack, smack, smack." Di Renjie slapped the public desk again, "The client's defense lawyer, why don't you start your client's not-guilty defense?" ”

"Your Excellency, you have already sentenced my client to death, and I am now filing a 'plea'. That is to say, it means to put you in a dilemma, because I see that you are sentencing too harshly, making it difficult for you to ride a tiger. This is a common problem in judging criminals in the High God Realm, and the ghost wants you to be inexperienced. If you have the ability, you can carry it out, see that you can't eat and walk around......" Bao Zheng once secretly asked Hera: Would you be sad if Helius was sentenced to death? Hera said that although there was a kick that was in the past, and now I will come forward to protect him, isn't this called shit not stinks and stinks? I'm bleeding from the scar that has healed again, I'm not touching a ghost!

For this reason, Bao Zheng took the opportunity to take Di Renjie to make a circle. Bao Zheng thought to himself, if you Di Renjie wants to stand in the position of your Tang Empire, then my Great Song Empire is not without strength, and among the four major inventions, there is our movable type printing. (Four Great Inventions: The Compass.) Gunpowder. Paper. Movable type printing. ）

"Brother Bao Zheng, you should defend yourself, I admit that I was wrong, I was afraid that I would not have your ability to argue, and I was afraid that if the sentence was light, I would be acquitted by you, so I made the mistake of only giving a high sentence. Of course, if you accept me, you won't make a mistake, who knows that you can't come to a static brake and want to kill me?

You must know that Helius is the god of the sun, and before he committed a crime, he was also a god-level god-level god, and the law only meant to them, which god did you say broke the law, didn't he use a lawyer to defend it, wouldn't it be fine? It's just for the father-in-law of the land to see. …… If you intend to come around my circle, I will let you be the judge, and see you show the iron-faced selflessness of the past. When Di Renjie saw Bao Zheng's defense, he was so angry that he picked on the spot.

"Dude." Bao Zheng also learned like a ghost, "I am not the pig's head I was now, and my mind has become a turtle." Do you think I'm stupid, if this case wasn't spicy, I would have invited you to have a dry meal? ”

The conversation between the two oriental devils made the immortals present laugh out of their eyes. Zeus, the king of heaven, looked at Di Renjie with his eyes wide open, thinking that you are going to sentence Helius to death, this is today. Tomorrow you will also sentence my sister to death. If you mess around, my life will be killed by you. Zeus, the king of heaven, used a logic of analogy.

Of course, Zeus, the king of heaven, is not stupid, such a high-level god realm, the entire social relationship, just like a great building, casually moving a brick and tile, will accelerate the collapse of the entire building, this is where the social role of the great god and the small god lies.

"God, God, God." At a critical time, Di Renjie also thought of God, "How do you see this sentence?" I'm not in a rut right now. ”

"It's hard for me as a god to do this, you said that he was sentenced to death, and I think it was a little heavier, if it was a father-in-law of land, or a bodhisattva in a small temple, it would be easy to do, just like dealing with poor ghosts, too lazy to bother,...... I think that's it, and sentence him to kiss Eris on the spot. "God has been speaking with his eyes closed.

"I protest." Eris was already impatient to wait, so she got a kiss, and of course she also learned to pick a child: "I won't do just one kiss, I want him to be mine forever......"

When Helius heard Eris make such a high demand, he was so frightened that he peed. Because Helius had never heard Hera come to protect him, it made him doubt his own life, and he might have really committed the law of death sentence.

However, do you choose to die, or just follow Eris, an ugly woman in the world, to eat like a dog? Helius thought that he was a beautiful man, living with an ugly woman, that is, a tiger turned into a dog, and lived by eating all his life.

"As a judge, I'm going to give the verdict now. God is merciful, and he only sentenced Helius to kiss the ugly girl, but the ugly girl did not do it, which means that there are too few kisses, and they must kiss them for all eternity. Now ask the client to choose, your defense lawyer has 'pleaded', that is, his defense defense is illegal and does not exist. Because the facts of the crime have exceeded the authority of his defense of innocence.

Do you understand what I mean when I say that? If you don't understand, just ask. Judge Di Renjie reminded the party that he meant that he took the initiative to stand up and reason for himself.

"I don't understand, Judge, what sentence are you going to sentence me if I don't want to kiss Eris with a thousand kisses?" Helius was almost pushing back to see what you, Your Judge, could say what was next.

Di Renjie was out of luck again, he scratched his head and said, "Death penalty!" The choice is yours. ”

"Back to the judge, I choose to die rather than live with the ugly girl Eris, what is the difference between the tiger and death?" As soon as Helius finished saying this, tears fell as the words fell.

Men don't shed tears, but they don't have the time to be sad.

Hearing that Helius was willing to choose death, the goddesses were at least weeping, and some were already crying. It's Jiangzhou Sima again, who is dressed in wet clothes - Eris cries the most fiercely. (To be continued.) )