"Kill! Chong Ya ......" The main force of the Qin army stabilized its position for the third time and launched a powerful attack. [Full text reading. 】

Lu Bu and Xiang Yu rescued Mu Huali and the generals he led from the encirclement, and soon formed an offensive formation.

Because the battle lasted too long, this made the Qin army's carriage formation windfall.

Qin Shi Huang ordered all his troops to let the carriage formation rush forward, and in this way, I don't know how many infantry units of the Tang army were killed.

The carriage formation was mostly a troika or a quadruple carriage, and it was like hauling grass with stairs upside down in a rice field on the battlefield. The soldiers, who were already hungry and tired, were knocked down by the carriage and slept on the spot.

There were not many generals in the Tang army who rode horses, which made Xiang Yu cry when he saw it. Don't look at the role of these infantrymen, at least this is to weaken their own momentum. Lu Bu and Xiang Yu were desperately trying to intercept the chariots that rushed towards the Tang army, but because the front line was too long, they lost sight of one or the other.

Qin Shi Huang saw very clearly from the high platform, the army was steadily advancing, and when he was about to look up to the sky and laugh, he saw Athena standing behind him and said, "Collect the army, it's almost night." ”

"Yes, listen to the collection of the beautiful god of war." After Qin Shi Huang finished speaking, he looked behind him again, there was no figure of Athena, was it an illusion? But it was indeed night, and when it was time to collect the troops and return to the camp, it was impossible to see for a while.

Qin Shi Huang was muttering, if it was really God's will, he heard it and pretended not to hear it, is this okay? This is yet another crime in a court-martial! That's it, the withdrawal of troops is over, it is better to believe it than not to believe it!

"It's ...... to withdraw from the position at night"

Qin Shi Huang's withdrawal order spread at once, and there was still a little light when the order was given, and it was already difficult to distinguish friend or foe when it reached the front battlefield.

"Collect the troops!" Xiang Yu said.

Xiang Yu looked back after speaking, and only saw Lu Bu walking towards him on a horse in the night: "General Lu! Xiang Yu shouted loudly.

"King Chu!" Lu Bu responded.

The two gods wept bitterly on horseback in the night, and went to their camp where torches were lit, and it was late at night!

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The next morning, Xiang Yu and Lu Bu led their men to find the bodies of Mu Huali and the generals who surrendered with him. They were burying the surrendered generals with the highest level of funeral, and their bodies were burned on the pyre. When he found Mu Huali's body, he was using the spear in his hand to slash into the heart of the general of the First Qin Army. He was exhausted to death, or he may have been crushed by the carriage, and he no longer had the strength to get himself up.

Xiang Yu and Lu Bu lifted his body and put it on the pyre. His appearance was so peaceful, as if he had not left any regrets, and he began to return to heaven after completing the task and being worthy of his brother! Commander Mu Huali.

"Oh my God! Your eyes have taken a fancy to the hero's talent, and you have exhausted him to death. Why don't you J a little bit. Do you want to take your last breath? May you sleep in heaven forever, Amen! This is Xiang Yu's eulogy to Mu Huali.

Next, Lu Bu spoke: "I C, after kowtowing, you went to heaven, are there many fairies in the sky?" You went like this," Lu Bu is a duplicitous person. In just joking words, he was very sad in his heart, touched a handful of tears and then said: "You left like this, no one can kill you, you were exhausted by a long time, and it was at the last moment of the army." It was you who lured the strong enemy away and the king of Chu and me to survive.

Qin Shi Huang ordered me and the King of Chu to be trapped to death, and it was you who led your subordinates to rush into the base camp of the Qin army and let me and the King of Chu go when his backyard caught fire. But God is not kind, and sees your cunning strategy as a crime, and stretches out his claws to capture you.

Since you went, you can go with peace of mind. May the kingdom of heaven be more blossoming than the earth, may you be sunny every day, and may you sleep with beautiful women every night, Amen! ”

The fire was lit, and then the women's choir came to treat the dead as their own children, as if they were put into a cradle and sang a lullaby so that the children could fall asleep. There were more than a dozen women, all dressed in white, with sleeves as long as streamers, and their hands pointing back and forth to the sky.

"When you get to heaven, it's like stepping out between your mother's legs again. A new life begins. Don't forget to drink **soup, drinking **soup is good for you, don't remember the things in the world, don't take revenge if you have revenge. Those who are gracious don't have to repay the favor, it makes you worry-free and comfortable.

Don't pick flowers on the side of the road, and don't cross on the single-plank bridge. If you talk too much in front of the king of Hades, there will inevitably be something unspeakable in it, so you won't say it if you don't ask. What a person does is **, and Hades can not say it if he asks. The law of ghosts also has the right of the individual. You can't say what two people do, if you say that he has a pound, he will say that you have a burden, because there are no good people in the world, except that equality is equality. The one who has the value of use smiles at you, and he pouts if he doesn't ask you, this is equality.

Give you seven backrest money, and you have to use it well. There are seven levels in front of the king of Hades, not every department gives a money, don't give it if you smile at you, this Hades is the king of Hades who has no flowers, he is happy, he is not cheating, he can save it, he is afraid of running into a troublesome Hades, you don't pay attention to him, money is reason, and it is not good if it is less.

If the king of Hades says that you are not dead and wants to stab you in the neck again, you spit out a few grains of rice from your mouth, and you say that all the maggots in your mouth are alive, how can it be that you are not dead? After this level, I saved another money. Coaxing ghosts to remove the king of Hades is the right way for people, because there is no right way in the world, and if there are many such people, the crooked path will become the right way, and you have to go down without looking back.

Don't go out in the middle of the night to be a thief on a snowy day, so that the owner will follow the footprints to find the door. Don't touch your head when you walk under the citrus tree, so that others will think that you have picked the fruit and that you will have no revenge for the thief. Don't get shoes in the watermelon field, people like you will think you are picking watermelons, and you will die if you shout to catch a thief. ……”

These eulogies are all about teaching the dead as if they were alive.

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"General Meng Tian, come, have this toast!" Qin Shi Huang was toasting, wishing the generals a victorious return from the front.

"Shame on me, the powerful Great Qin Empire, but I was exhausted by these two bastard boys, I still escaped death, it's really a wretch!" Meng Tian said ashamedly.

"Oh, this is a bad statement, victory and defeat are a common thing in soldiers, not to mention that we still return to the camp with victory, this is a fortunate thing." Qin Shi Huang said politely.

The feast was prosperous for a while, and Qin Shi Huang immediately fell into the lowest point of his life, this battle really didn't fight well, it was just a narrow victory, and it was still 108,000 miles away from the final goal. What is the ultimate goal? At the very least, it is to clean up Lu Bu and Xiang Yu, the two so-called bastard boys. Lu Bu and Xiang Yu are a big obstacle for Qin Shi Huang lying in the arms of Helen, the first beauty in the world, and they are two sharp knives that cut Qin Shi Huang.

With this in mind, Qin Shi Huang sat on the squatting stone in front of the door of the Chinese army's tent again. He was thinking about how nice it would be if he dreamed of living with Meng Jiangnu last time, it was true. Taking a beautiful woman to live the life of a grass folk is really a fresh fruit in the world.

Recalling the dream of Meng Jiangnu, I compared it in my heart, and felt that this product was not as good as Helenci, and I also felt that it was better than Helen. The taste is familiar. Helen is a little cloudy, she talks like a bamboo tube pouring beans, and she pulls casually when she has something, which is really a b!

Qin Shi Huang thought like this, because he couldn't eat grapes and said in his heart that grapes were sour, but it was also one of the curative effects in his own heart. Yes, the world's first beauty, Helen, is really hanging a little too high, but it is precisely because it hangs too high that it can attract so many great flies in the world to chase it, and change the group of heroes chasing deer to a group of heroes chasing beauty, who will die in b? Qin Shi Huang had a headache thinking about it.

I heard that Xiang Yu gave it to Lu Bu. So Lu Bu is willing to call him a brother and voluntarily be a brother. However, Lu Bu is more cicadas, will Lida's mother-in-law agree? You must know that Leda's mother-in-law is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and her former beauty also lured Zeus, the world's No. 1 god, into her arms.

Qin Shi Huang thought about it while not forgetting to look at the sky, where is the auspicious star? What kind of elimination method can be used to make others unable to get the world's first beauty Helen, so that they can win C?

However, Athena seems to be a little unpleasant to him, which is the source of his most pain, and the king Zeus is good to settle and exchange it for Shih Tzu. I heard that every man has a goddess behind him to protect, and Lu Bu heard that there is Athena to protect him because Lu Bu is a few years taller and older. Who is your own goddess of protection? Qin Shi Huang sought answers in anguish.

"I am your goddess of protection!" A voice came to Qin Shi Huang's ears.

"Who are you?" Qin Shi Huang was a little frightened. The voice seemed familiar.

"I am Helen, and I am your goddess of protection!" A voice in the darkness said.

"Helen, I love you so hard, I have lost my family to love you. I may be guilty of a capital offense. My Helen! Qin Shi Huang took Helen in his arms in the darkness and wept bitterly.

"Yes, yes. My mom is here too. Helen said.

"Where's Mommy?" Qin Shi Huang is glued.

"I'm here. Genghis Khan has collapsed, and I am counting on you now, if you promise to take Sparta for me, Helen, the first beauty in the world, will be yours. Leda said.

"Mom!" Qin Shi Huang hugged Lida and cried bitterly.

"Don't call Mom yet. It's not too late to call my mom when you say yes. If you have words, you have not yet spoken, what do you want me to believe in you? "Leda has to keep her word.

"Mom, the child promises, but my unit has been severely damaged, and I am afraid that it will take a while to repair. It's not a year and a half, but it's going to take some time. Qin Shi Huang said.

"What time is it? If you can, you can't, you say a number of mothers? Leda said.

"Say, Qin Lang, mom is asking you!" Helen said.

"Then in ten days!" Qin Shi Huang said.

"Do you fight Sparta before marrying Helen, or do you wait until you defeat Sparta before marrying Helen?" Mom Lida said.

Qin Shi Huang must have said that he would marry Helen first and then attack Sparta, catch fish and buckle his cheeks first, pick up good food before eating, and it would be a pity to be spoiled if the rest was rancid.

"Then I must marry Helen first and then attack Sparta, if I wait until I attack Sparta and then marry Helen, I am afraid that there will be three long and two short, and I will die blindly!" Qin Shi Huang said.

"Look at your crow's mouth, phew! Don't say good things, just say some unlucky things, nothing else. In my opinion, it is better to lay down Sparta first and then get married, so as to make a difference to the world, otherwise why can you Qin Shi Huang C to the first beauty in the world, Helen? You take Sparta first, and the world will have nothing to say! Leda has a point.

"Mom!" Helen was resisting, thinking that it would be okay to eat the forbidden fruit first.

"You dog knows how to eat ghosts, their people in the Central Plains have died, you have to let them get it first, they will cross the river and tear down the bridge, regardless of the latecomers, lack of virtue!" Lida hit the nail on the head and said J of the Han people.

When Qin Shi Huang was stealing fun, he heard his mother tell him about the tricks in his heart, and he really thought that if he married Helen first and then attacked Sparta, then he would consider whether to borrow troops from Di Renjie and Bao Zheng. Hearing Leda say that he would first defeat Sparta and then talk about marrying Helen, Qin Shi Huang's stealing pleasure came to an abrupt end. It's like a snake poking its head out and wanting to eat, and when it sees something to fear, it quickly retracts back, which is just like Qin Shi Huang starting to harden a few times, and I heard that he has to wait until the end of the battle, and even the eggs are deflated.

Seeing that Qin Shi Huang had not made a sound for a long time, Lida said: "Helen, let's go, we don't ask Qin Shi Huang anymore, it's a big deal that I kneel down in front of Athena, and Sparta can also take it." Let Qin Shi Huang die, don't be his goddess of protection, watch him become a ghost? ”

"Mom, don't be in a hurry, I, Qin Lang, am thinking about it." Helen said in a round game.

"I waited for him for 10,000 years, and he didn't want to say that he would fight Sparta first and then get married, did you hear him?" Leda said.

"I promise, I will send troops to attack immediately!" Qin Shi Huang said.

"That's it, how good my Qin Lang is." Helen laughed and pulled Qin Shi Huang out of the darkness.

At this time, Qin Shi Huang saw clearly, both B are beautiful, if there is no difference between old and young, Qin Shi Huang wants to be the beauty of the beauties in any C.

"Mom!" Qin Shi Huang said to Lida that they knew each other, met many times, and were also one of the candidates among Lida's sons-in-law, Qin Shi Huang.

Leda didn't say anything, just pursed her lips and smiled.

Qin Shi Huang brought two horses, which means that the mother-in-law rode one by herself, and she and Helen rode one, how beautiful is this!

"Mom rides a horse alone, Helen and I ride a horse!" Qin Shi Huang.

"I said that you people from the Central Plains are here, I ride a horse, you and Helen ride a horse, in the blink of an eye you run into the woods, the first beauty in the world makes you the first C arrives, you will still have the heart to attack Sparta, you treat me as a cicada b?" Lida broke through Qin Shi Huang's tricks in one word.

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In order to get the first beauty in the world, in order to meet Lida's requirements, Qin Shi Huang led all the Qin army to attack Sparta. Not only that, but he also personally picked up a gun and mounted a horse, and the battle was successful.

"Kill, kill Qin Shi Huang, don't let this dog run away!"

The tip of a spear was slashing at Qin Shi Huang's throat, and Qin Shi Huang was suddenly startled, not knowing whether he had woken up from sleep or hypothetical. (To be continued.) )