"Qin Shi Huang, let me ask you, why did you drive your troops to the front line again after the war stopped, causing a war again?" Zeus, the king of heaven, said. [No pop-ups. 】

"I want to break Lu Bu and Xiang Yu first, with them, I won't get the world's number one beauty Helen. Sooner or later, there will be a fierce battle, since the country can't be divided equally, the beauties can't be divided equally, I have no way out. If you want to take me today, don't you have the same on your own P shares, if you didn't say that you want me to take the first beauty in the East Xi Shi to exchange for the bC of Helen, the first beauty in the world, I would still lie down in my Central Plains and sleep today, how would I know that there is still the first beauty Helen in the world? "Qin Shi Huang is having a headache, and the ghost wants him to be bold all the way, and at this time he is falling outside the sky.

"It looks like I'm not qualified to ask you yet, so please God come out!" Zeus, the king of heaven, said.

Everyone present waited for God with wide eyes, most of them had never seen God, and everyone had curiosity.

However, I saw two identical women walking out of the door curtain. One walked into the arms of her mother Leda, and the other changed her face and suddenly became God. The people present were stunned, and they all praised God for being God, and he had a universal skill, but he couldn't do it for a while.

Qin Shi Huang had seen God, and as soon as he saw it, he immediately knelt down in fright: "Long live God, long live!" ”

God waved his hand at Qin Shi Huang and said, "Put away this set of ghost tricks in your Central Plains land, tell me how much money you bribed to the High God Realm?" To tell the truth, I have already done a detailed investigation of you. ”

"God, why do you just ask me, Genghis Khan, you don't ask?" Qin Shi Huang didn't want to talk about Di Renjie and Bao Zheng's heads, and the water had not yet soaked under the tooth frame.

"My God still wants to ask you Qin Shi Huang to handle the case? Outrageous. Genghis Khan didn't have half a small gold brick for the Queen Mother, so the fool helped Genghis Khan get some vixens.

If you don't believe it, please ask Huaxing and Bao Duo to bring the Queen Mother and the Buddha up! God said.

Di Renjie, Bao Zheng, Xiang Yu, Lu Bu, and many high-level generals and people from the high god realm are all very serious about sitting in their positions, waiting for trial and waiting for awards.

The queen mother's hair was scattered, and Hua Xing carried it out. The Buddha was brought out by Bao Duo.

"Okay. Tell me where you got them from so that everyone understands that there is such a thing. God said.

Bao Duo said: "If it weren't for me as a space seed person, these two people would have been declared to have evaporated from the world. They fled to the Tiger Star.

Because I am a new genetics race, my parents went to the Tiger Star in a dream to meet. So I'm familiar with that place. My father is Bao Zheng, and my mother is a secret for the time being. ”

Hua Xing said: "My father is Hua Tuo, and my mother is my father's dream lover, and they also flew to Tiger Star in their dreams to get married. I passed on all their genes to me. That is, all so-called cognitive abilities.

I was almost crushed by the Nyorai Buddha's Nyorai Divine Palm, and it was Athena who taught me super magic skills. ”

Hua Xing said this and looked at Athena. Athena also looked at him and smiled.

This makes the whole noodle feel a good taste for them, but it is not clear, because Huaxing is a very handsome young man, and although Athena is also beautiful, after all, it is a few years old, and it looks like it is too big, is it a sister-brother relationship?

The Queen Mother and the Buddha have completely become the refugees on both sides of the Yellow River in the old society, the monkeys in their hands. Like his master, he was so starved by famine that he opened his eyes wide and turned around when he saw them, and he looked pitiful and begged for alms.

"Qin Shi Huang said that I didn't bring a bowl of water, but only asked him about his guilt. Now tell me what you've done. One by one, from beginning to end. "God sat on the judgment seat and set himself up in a very serious manner to show that everyone was a grandson before God.

If the Buddha looked at the Queen Mother, which of us said first? The Queen Mother was afraid that she was wrong, so she said, "Because there is no reference, if you can let the Buddha speak first, see how he confesses and forgiveness?" What to say and what to say. I do as he is, for I confess that I am a cicada b, and have never had an opinion of my own. ”

"Then let the Buddha talk about it first!" God said.

"Do you want to talk about something five hundred years ago?" As the Buddha said.

"If it's a bad thing, say it!" God said.

"Five hundred years ago, I liked Guanyin, and at that time it was said that Buddhism could not be used by men and women. I can only have a crush. Later, when I heard that Guanyin had given birth to a cub, I have been wondering, who dared to buckle the green hat on my Buddha's head? "When the Buddha said this, he was stopped by God.

"Didn't you say that a long time ago? Do you want to use the honor of having a crush on Guanyin as your life? Is this straight to show off, you are rich and handsome, she is Bai Fumei. Isn't it just a pair of goods on an equal footing with the homeless women and homeless men on the street? God said.

"I've said that before. It was inadvertently said to Taishang Laojun. For this matter, Sun Wukong also chased me and beat me. In the past, it was just a leak, not a confession. Do you know the category, God? The Buddha said.

"What the hell do you know, I didn't graduate from elementary school, everything is up to me, everything is pretty much the same. Just like some idiots playing mahjong, a G card is the most difficult to play, and it is almost overturned. "God couldn't answer what the category was, so he used a mahjong to make a false shot.

"I have no intention of saying it, I heard that Taishang Laojun and Guanyin gave birth to Sun Wukong. I hate to slap Taishang Laojun to death with one palm, I hate only why Guanyin would take a fancy to such a thin old man?

Doesn't this keep me holding a grudge? Originally, I should have taken my anger out on Taishang Laojun, it was two and a half inches of him, roughly, which made me depressed every day. But this old man, who was already dying, never provoked half a fly to scream, and never let me take advantage of him.

Goose! One day Sun Wukong stole a few peaches, if it wasn't for the opportunity to retaliate, what was it to steal a few peaches? My thousands of years of cultivation are also in vain, just like mortals, I will take revenge on others when I have the opportunity, I will use my Rulai Divine Palm to press Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain, this pressure is five hundred years.

I didn't know about this at the time, there was still a matter of the air C cow b in the world, it was only later that I heard that it was Taishang Laojun who sat on the stone and ran away, and the ingenious thing is that Guanyin came to this stone again to make a holiday, and I wronged them. However, in Jesus' words, they were not wronged. Because Jesus said that when a man sees a woman laughing, it is also Y, and so on when they are married in a dream, it is also Y! The Buddha said.

"Fuck your dog, who said that?" Jesus immediately retorted.

"If you don't admit it, you can't say it, it's written in the Bible.

This is the cause of hatred. Before you say it, everything seems like it's supposed to be like this!

Is everything really the way it should be? Definitely.

If I don't say it, now the people of the world still don't know that Sun Wukong should have pressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, because he stole a few peach blossoms?

Of course, this is not absolute, some things have their causes. Some things have long been hidden that there are ghosts that are harming people, you light a fire, and he will quickly respond to blow with a strange wind, and let you burn other people's 10,000 zhang mountain. In fact, it seems that you lit the fire, but no one cares about this strange wind blowing by the ghost!

This was 500 years ago. Today, five hundred years later, this incident has been revealed and beaten to the ground by Sun Wukong. It is also my guilt that when Sun Wukong beat me, I wanted to use the Divine Palm to press him back to Wuzhi Mountain, but considering that I couldn't pass the public, the first five hundred years were wronged. Another 500 years, oh my God, I'm going to have my hands softened.

But I can't always live with a fire in my belly, and I have found a fool, the Queen Mother. You say that she is a cicada and not a cicada, and she is the goods of a serious village woman, and people say that who pulls a bubble of on the threshing field to produce a million people to eat? When she heard this, she ran and said that she would eat the for a dollar.

(We brought it up at the beginning and said no one ate it.) I shouted that whoever pulled me to eat, but the fucking dog didn't agree, saying that he would let his brother eat first, and if his own brother didn't eat, it would be his turn to eat within five households. And so on. You look at this world where other people don't want it, you have to reach out and pick it up, but the fuck is rushing up. Of course. As long as you overcome it for three or five minutes, you can change the fate of your life, and it is said that if this happens, you will be killed by snatching it! At least one billion people in China have signed up to eat this, even if there are still 400 million people who are not poor ghosts. See the smile! ）

I see that this goods are easy to distribute, so I will give her a few dollars to make a mess among you. Although there are a few cicadas in this goods. But after thousands of years of cultivation, just like going to college, if you throw a pig into it, you will become a little bit like a dog in a few years. I don't know what she did.

That's the end of my words, God! "When the Buddha finished speaking, he raised his head and looked around, and no one did anything strange to him, and there was no need to make a strange appearance.

"God, God!" Zeus, the king of heaven, was shouting.

"God has been dozing off for a long time!" Jesus said.

"Wake him up, the Queen Mother is half a rank above me administratively, and God himself has to speak." Zeus, the king of heaven, said.

"Who said I was dozing off, I've been listening. But there are some things I don't understand, and then there will be what is the category as Qin Shi Huang said? I can answer the hell, who of you doesn't know that only God is the stupidest in the world? You all have your own palace, that is, no one has heard of the palace of God, have any of you seen or passed by the temple of God?

I have reviewed the queen mother's goods, so messing around, you say that she is pulling the west, and sometimes she scolds me for being lonely and fishing. He also said that I was not corrupt and bribed. Instead, he was educated by her. I didn't dare to attack her anymore, otherwise I would have been replaced by her with gutter oil. This matter has to be taken away, anyway, their father and son are both space seed people, and if they can't be tried, they will eat! God said. Note: This is the second curse of God, the first is to curse the serpent, saying that the serpent will eat the soil forever for life.

"God, do I have the right to judge the Queen Mother?" Bao Duo said.

"Yes! Except that you don't have the power to judge me, you will judge everyone. Tell Jesus about something. Anyway, some people say that Jesus is my son, and sometimes they say that I am the son of Jesus, and it's the same anyway, everyone just get things done. God replied.

Bao Duo looked at all the people seated, and at the same time kept his eyes on Bao Zheng's face. Bao Zheng glanced at his son slightly and motioned for him to do it.

"Queen Mother, how did you add chaos to this divine war? In this way, to be honest, there must be no false nonsense in it, otherwise the sin will be added to the first degree. Bao Duo said.

"I don't have anything to say, it's dog eat dog. Isn't it just the river fishing of the Buddha, the point of the master (the writer in the local dialect is the word 'I'.) A dollar will also eat. Don't say that you haven't eaten yet, it's just that if you eat, you have a dollar and it's nothing. Can I be blamed for this? Whoever told me that I didn't read, you see who is ignorant, who is not saved to death.

There is an old saying that dogs can't change their, they are used to a poor life, and they are reluctant to use money if they have money, can I be blamed for this, isn't it all pit in the old society. The Queen Mother said.

Bao Duo heard that the Queen Mother was too far away, so he immediately stopped her and said, "Niangniang, you are far away, back to the topic." How did you add to the chaos in this battle for beauty and wealth? ”

"Mr. Bao Duo, I don't understand what you say, what do you mean by causing chaos?" The Queen Mother began to sell cicadas with cicadas, didn't you say that I was a cicada, so I simply pretended to be more cicadas.

"You just ask her if she did something, step by step. The word "chaos" is too unconventional. "Bao Zheng taught his son Bao to try the case.

Bao Duo's face was a little unbearable when he heard it, but after all, there was a father-son relationship in it, and Bao Duo immediately replied to Bao Zheng's words: "I heard it, I will pay attention to it in the future!" ”

What a smart child, dare to admit that he is a new hand, and do not use strong words.

"Is the palace maid surrendered by Genghis Khan a ghost of you? It was you who got some vixens from somewhere, and made the generals so beautiful that they didn't sleep all night, and when the next day the war started, everyone waited for the gods to fight J, and they all bowed their heads and were listless. It's the same as being sick for a hundred years. Say! Bao Duo began to speak in a somewhat authoritative tone, yes, this is to be like a judge, and if you change into a cat man, you must be a little serious about the mouse, otherwise the mouse will come and pull your beard.

"Don't blame me, I'm like God, God changed Helen first, can't I follow the same example?" The Queen Mother said.

"Let go of your fucking dog P, Ye Helen blames you for the egg! If you don't take bribes, why don't you follow suit? You idiot. God heard the Queen Mother talking about him in a drowsy way, so he immediately hit back at the Queen Mother, afraid that Bao Duo was a new judge, and did not dare to contradict the Queen Mother, after all, this product has a deep-rooted influence among the masses.

When the Queen Mother heard God take her words, she looked up at God. God felt that he had taken a little too seriously, so he made a grimace at the crowd and quickly lowered his head, meaning to tell everyone that although this thing was a crime, she was quite old and had to be careful.

"The river fishing of the present world!" The Queen Mother didn't dare to say this too loudly, which meant that everyone knew that she was a commodity who was not afraid of God, and that was all. (To be continued.) )