"I am a doctor," said Hua Tuo, "and in the end I became a pimp, and then the king Zeus asked me to run alone no less than four or five times, and begged Qin Shi Huang to let the king of heaven hi Xi Shi once, and he said that one time was enough." 【Fengyun Reading Network. 】

In the end, when there was no way, Zeus, the king of heaven, agreed to exchange Helen, the first beauty in the world. This deal is obviously a loss for Zeus, the king of heaven, because Xi Shi is only the first beauty in the Central Plains, and Helen is the first beauty in the world. But it can't be changed if you don't change it, because Zeus, the king of heaven, is Helen's father.

A few days ago, King Zeus told me that he would simply attack Helen and let Qin Shi Huang Niu go, which was a big deal to carry a cursed master. I understand what Zeus, the king of heaven, meant when he said this, he was angry that I didn't do a good job as this pimp, and I didn't persuade Qin Shi Huang to hand over Xi Shi.

In the end, I said I'll go and see, it's really not too late for you to kill Helen again!

This last trip went well, and I told Qin Shi Huang that the emperors of all Chinese dynasties had gone, and asked Qin Shi Huang to take Xi Shi with him, saying that Zeus, the king of heaven, was willing to exchange his daughter, Helen, the first beauty in the world, because they were father and daughter. And told Qin Shi Huang that Helen was really beautiful, just two heads, straight like the pyramids on both sides of the Nile, without the slightest gravitational pull of the earth.

Speaking of men, it's also weird, at first life and death didn't agree, but as soon as he agreed, he was so anxious that his heart burned. Bankrupt and out.

At that time, I saw Qin Shi Huang take Jiuding from the treasury and He's Bi. I thought to myself, oh my God, you're not ruined, you're ruining your country. If you want to exchange Xi Shi for it, you will be able to pour out the national treasures of the descendants of China for a while, and then I, a pimp, will be able to escape the infamy of future generations? Hua Tuo stopped to look at Qin Shi Huang's face when he said this, Qin Shi Huang was staring at him a little bit, but that's all, because at this time Qin Shi Huang really became a loner, and Hua Tuo was the guest of the king Zeus, and he was married to the king Zeus in a sense, Hua Xing was Athena's little fresh R. And Athena is the daughter of Zeus, the king of heaven, isn't this a mess in this high god realm?

"At that time, I wanted to say, Brother Qin, the Heavenly King Zeus said that it was okay to just use Xi Shi to exchange. There is no need to take away the dead, the Greek civilization is also very valuable. But his guards were very powerful.

Why did Qin Shi Huang take the national treasure as well? This makes me wonder if he is using a fake Xi Shi to exchange for the real bC of Zeus, the king of heaven, and whether this national treasure is being used as a sugar-coated cannonball?

Because I am from the Central Plains, I don't know the cunning of the Central Plains, and I think I brought the best treasures. Do you still suspect that this beauty is fake? Hua Tuo said.

Mr. Hua Tuo said too far from the topic, so let's get closer. What others have done, others will say it themselves. Bao Duo said that as a judge, Bao Duo should guide the statements of the parties.

"Aren't I afraid that Helen will be embarrassed when it comes to girls?

On this day, I was called by the king Zeus to save Lu Bu from dying in Athena's stomach, because I had to have a lot of assistants, but I was so tired that I died. I sat down to rest for a while, but my mind wandered and fell into deep thought. It's really half-dead, and if you don't call people, you may really die, and they all know this.

In order to wake me up, Bao Zheng pretended to shout Helen Helen on the side. He wanted to use the name of a beautiful woman to lure me back to the world.

Goose! This made my long-standing intentions evolve into a real Helen in front of me. She has no cloth, that beauty, let men see it, and anyone will be willing to melt themselves into her.

I saw her dancing like a fairy and beckoning to me to play with her. For some reason, it was always like a ghost in the middle, and I always couldn't get close to Helen's side.

At first I thought it was a b-spirit that was leading me into a ghost tomb and then eating up my yang energy. But no, it's Helen, the world's number one beauty who can see clearly. I know it, and it's in my bones.

I said you wave to me and love you, why don't you stop and wait for me to get close to you? She said that she was moving closer to Tigerstar, and that she would not allow me to her until later. Otherwise, the whip will be removed prematurely.

She also asked me, do you have the patience of Bao Zheng? Can you promise that I won't fire an empty cannon when I'm alone? I said I can't guarantee it, it's an egg thing, people can't control it, and they don't know! That's the stupid thing that she did after she flew to the Tiger Star. I did all these things in the dark, and the kings Zeus, Bao Zheng and Athena, were all around us and looked at us in the mirror of the demon. It's like a country man watching a wool film, laughing to death while watching it.

As soon as I finished the task, I was awakened, just like a normal horse runner, and as soon as I woke up, I felt that my pants were wet. But I didn't dare to open my eyes too wide, so I just used a slit to look at it first, and sure enough, when I saw that they were all laughing at me, I narrowed my eyes again, so as not to let them shame me to death.

That's all there is to it, Your Excellency! Hua Tuo said.

"Yes, I've taken it all to heart. You can now stand aside.

Isn't it time for Helen to talk about it too? Bao Duo said.

"Don't!" God said, "Helen is still a girl's family, and we are going to protect her as a minor, even though she is now good enough for men." ”

"Now can the Queen Mother continue?" Bao Duo is a question and two listens, there is a meaning of asking God, and at the same time, there is also the meaning of asking the Queen Mother to continue.

God heard it and quickly answered, afraid that the new official would not be suitable for a while, the fledgling always had to be taught by the old bird, God is not a fool, since he used the bag, he must first support the bag on the road, and it is someone else's business to see the foreign appearance, and it is a crime to have fun in it, and it is raised by a son of a bitch, God thought.

"Let the Queen Mother say that she has found a reason to say that my God has protected the young daughter Helen. Let her tell her about the vixen. God said.

"The Queen Mother speaks, the palace maid who surrendered to Genghis Khan, how did you make it a bspirit?" When Bao Duo said this, he seemed to be a little uncomfortable with his taste, so he raised his eyes to look at Athena. Athena gave him a look back, meaning that everyone used such language, don't be afraid.

"I don't remember where I said it, these two confessions, if you miss it, please forgive the young judge. You are a new judge who doesn't understand, I'm an ignorant cicada who doesn't understand, let's take it easy! "The Queen Mother was almost to Bao Dao, and thought in her heart that it was a piece of small fresh R.

"I think this battle is coming to an end, I have to hurry up and find a way to get it, is there a chance in the future? This is everywhere in the enclosure and land sale. Follow the same example, don't fish for nothing, don't fish for nothing, and if you die, you will shed your eggs, anyway, everyone can die.

One night Genghis Khan sat in front of his tent and meditated. If I say in my heart who is my own protective goddess, I will say that I am. Who did he say I am? I said that I was the Queen Mother, and I had trouble finding me. He said he was going to give me a lot of money, but I said don't want it, I can't take it more. A few coins will do. He said that he wanted to win this war, and asked me to kill all the famous generals of the Nine-Nation Alliance. I said that this is too much, the purpose is to win this war, why should people die? I told him to get some palace maids to prostitute them, and they were all exhausted.

At first he was a little reluctant. I said brother, you have put all your thoughts on the world's first beauty b, what the hell is there to leave so many palace maids, just like clean water has become dirty water after a long time, and it is also poured out. Isn't it good to use it as bait?

Genghis Khan has a lot of palace maids, and all of them are tall and big, and they are used to absorb men's JY, which is really a steel knife that scrapes R. A man who is a little weaker will be swallowed to death as soon as he b!

At the beginning, Genghis Khan asked me to send them for nothing, and give these palace maids to the generals of the Nine-Nation Alliance one by one, you said that no one has ever seen the b side, just waiting for your stinky R to wash the eggs? As soon as you give it away, you will understand that you have a fake, or you will not compromise with you, and there will be no plan to do it in the future. What do I mean? Is there a rat in the world that grabs a rat and pours rat poison? You've got to use tricks, my brother!

But. These palace maids are all mortal reincarnators, using mortal bodies to absorb the yang energy of mortals, if you don't apply magic skills, isn't it for nothing to give people enjoyment? It's like a stupid mother marrying a cicada's daughter. Don't say anything, give it away for nothing!

I still admit that I am a cicada, and I don't have a lot of money, in order to strengthen the suction power of those palace maids, I give each of them eight women, as long as a few men put a few in it. It's that there are eight women sucking a man's JY, worried that you won't die?

And the men, the ghost knows that this is a bspirit harming people, just like some dogs in the mortal world open a restaurant, and put some ghosts and tiles in the cooking, so that the eaters are harmed and come every day, until they die, they don't know the same.

I told Genghis Khan about this plan, but this river fishing was too light, and said that it would be made heavier, and a palace maid should be a hundred women, as long as the men put a few in it, they would immediately have nothing to eat.

At that time, I thought, although I have a few cicadas, can I do this too hurtful thing? I said that as long as these generals don't have the energy to fight, can't they all be defeated and captured to become their own generals! I said that and he agreed.

Later, what I never expected was that there were space seed people in the world, and when I saw that the generals were all eaten by the b spirits, I immediately replenished them with ginseng soup. After this plan failed, Genghis Khan asked me to use a trick again, and I still dare to come, and if I continue to play, my life will definitely be lost. That's all, you won't add oil and vinegar! The Queen Mother shrugged.

The people in the audience felt that the Queen Mother was boring, and more expressions were pouting, thinking that it would be better for you to get out of the way as soon as possible, don't take up some stinky shit here.

"Qin Shi Huang, do you want to explain, you are the one who committed the crime of rebellion." Bao Duo said.

"Whatever crime I commit, if I am guilty, it is all caused by Zeus the king, and he will bear the guilt, and I came at his invitation." Qin Shi Huang said.

"Even if I invited you here, why did you fight this last battle? You have broken your trust and caused unnecessary sacrifices, which is what I want you to do? "Zeus, the king of heaven, began to know that there was a god in his head, and he could not be evil.

"Heavenly King, where are you, I said that I would exchange Xi Shi for your Helen, but Lu Bu robbed the first credit, and you can't help it. Then you spread false rumors that Helen had syphilis on B, so that Lu Bu believed it to be true, and he was so afraid that he shrank his eggs into his hair. You didn't tell me about this in advance, I think even Lu Bu is dirty, isn't I, Qin Shi Huang, have I never seen a B side than Lu Bu?

Of course, since I don't want to go to C and have syphilis, naturally I won't let Xi Shi out, so you kneel down and swear that it's fake. also asked Hua Tuo to check, and everyone knew about it, which made Lu Bu start to hold it on the side of his mouth again.

Because Lu Bu is the protective goddess of Athena, you don't dare to offend. I ask you what to do about this? You push and push. You also hinted that it would be fine if I killed Lu Bu!

I thought about it, I was also afraid of Athena, I heard that Lu Bu once died in Athena's stomach, Athena knelt down and begged Hua Tuo to resurrect Lu Bu. Later, Athena swore to Lü Bu that she would always be Lü Bu's protective goddess.

I consider that you have all become a family, and if you go to ask Zeus, the king of heaven, for the bC of the world's first beauty, you will definitely not dare to agree, because your magic skills are not stronger than Athena, and you can't be the master. Therefore, I considered that I should defeat them first, so as not to make your king in a dilemma, and then I will lead my Qin army to help my mother-in-law defeat Sparta, so that your king can say in front of the world that I have merit, and the first beauty in the world has been decided by the high god realm, and whoever defeats Sparta has the right to marry Helen, the first beauty in the world. Qin Shi Huang said.

"Don't say that I, the king of heaven, Zeus, turned around and didn't recognize people, because you told Lu Bu and Xiang Yu that you didn't want Helen anymore, which made Lu Bu very happy and agreed to go with you to attack Genghis Khan. Among them, you hid the J plan in it, and borrowed the Eight-Nation Alliance and yourself to be the Nine-Nation Alliance, which cut off a few of Genghis Khan's pieces.

Isn't it a sin for you? Otherwise, you, Qin Shi Huang, only use your Qin army, can you beat Genghis Khan to the point of being a mother? You reversed your word and deceived Lu Bu and Xiang Yu to take the initiative to invite Bao Zheng and Di Ren to be outstanding soldiers, what I want you to do? Zeus, the king of heaven, said.

"And let me ask you, did Qin Shi Huang hear it?" Bao Duo said.

"I hear you, you say it!" Qin Shi Huang is good now.

"You have brought Concubine Da from the Central Plains as well. Isn't it? Bao Duo said.

"Yes!" Qin Shi Huang said.

"Do you know what kind of woman Dafei is?" Bao Duo asked.

"Yes!" Qin Shi Huang replied truthfully.

"Do you know what kind of goods Concubine Da is, why did you bring it, and what is the purpose of bringing it? Please tell me in detail, and there must be no half-truths. Bao Duo said.

"I think that Da Fei is as beautiful as Xi Shi, and it is okay to be a Xi Shi. That's it. Qin Shi Huang said.

"Is it that simple? I have long received an order from God to investigate everything about this divine war and see who has violated the rules of heaven. I know you all now. Whoever dares not to be honest is ready to wait for the consequences at his own risk! Bao Duo said. (To be continued.) )