551 Hua Tuo said that Zeus engaged in Shih Tzu

The sorrow, love and suffering in the world are so real and valuable, they can't be seen or touched, and once they are developed, they will be beautiful and happy. [No pop-ups. In fact, everyone in the world has and wants it, but they are all avoiding it, or they can't see it, but they are actually stepping under their own feet. It is buried under all kinds of factors in the world, which make people think that it is unreasonable, or emotional, and so on.

How many people know that they can pick it up from the ground as long as they bend down, and how many people know that if they bend down and pick up a small D, they can take out happiness and happiness from it, but they will only shed tears of pain on the pillow, because it is just so simple and easy.

Guanyin's story made people with ears cry. This is true for others, and even more so for themselves, who doesn't want to be the son of a beautiful and well-hearted woman? Men and women not only have an obvious love that they want to marry, but also a different kind of ghost thing that wants to be hi and warm, anyway, it makes people have a taste, but it makes you can't say it clearly.

Don't talk about whether the hooligans are good or not, if the conditions allow, you can do whatever you want every day, this is the greatest happiness!

It was God who cried the most, because he had lived a long time, and he had never been beaten by a woman, because he only blamed himself for being God, and he had to set an example in everything, and women did not dare to take half of it.

Many people cried, just like a thanksgiving speech, and the listeners were so moved that the mother and daughter hugged each other and cried.

The image of the Queen Mother is particularly special, she cried tears like rain, and wiped her face with her long skirt. Then from top to bottom, starting from God's head, he lifted his skirt and touched God's face, making God stink like a cow, but they were all colleagues, and they were embarrassed to say more, people always had a good heart.

Because the Queen Mother herself is the second-in-command, the second person to be honored by the Queen Mother is naturally the king Zeus.

The Western Divine Realm seems to be more accustomed to it, and they are all reluctantly accepting it. And the Eastern ghosts know it all. This cicada B is killing two birds with one stone, and he wants to wipe a handful of tears for others just like this, so that a crime will be over.

When the Queen Mother came to Xiang Yu to wipe her tears, she said unceremoniously: "Don't come to this!" Look at your dress, it's so dirty that it's become a pig-killing cloth for the butcher's wiping board. I suspect that you just wiped it with your so-called skirt after pooping? ”

Xiang Yu's straightforwardness made God very satisfied. God listened and said: "I, C, I also said a word by the straightforwardness of the king of Chu, but I am afraid that when the eldest aunt came to wipe the matter with this skirt, when the son came to wipe my tears for me, the grandfather was so stinky that he almost died of smoke." ”

At this time, the Queen Mother felt that there was no need to continue wiping. If you think about it carefully, you also feel that you live in your own smell every day, although you are used to it, but when you smell the fragrance of others, you feel so refreshed. In particular, she likes to stand beside Guanyin, so that she can always smell a fragrance of osmanthus from Guanyin.

The things in the world don't mean that you can change them if you know that you are wrong, it's not so simple, people who are not smart know that they are not smart, and there are still poor people in the world if you can change it?

The Queen Mother had nowhere to hide, so she came to Guanyin again. On reasoning, Guanyin is more afraid of shame and smell, but Guanyin's tolerance is good, is there a way?

"Guanyin. Go on and let your suffering show the world that your lovingkindness is an example to the world. God said.

"My pain is invisible to others, and as far as giving birth to cubs, when I gave birth to Sun Wukong, I also hit Y in the stomach. It makes people laugh when they say it, other people have cubs at that time to get a momentary happiness, and when they are sleeping with their husbands, or in the wild, they will also choose a good place, and there is a sweeter consensual intersection. When it comes to giving birth to cubs, the bpain is also a kind of deserved, and there is no resentment from heaven to earth. I only complain that I got a good hi, the pain should be good, and the pain is worth it.

But I'm like a scoundrel and a madman. It comes from tastelessness. This is said to be the Monkey King.

and Bao Zhengsheng Space Seed People, don't say that they are agreeable, but if it is not also a contribution, there is nothing to say.

I don't have anything to say, God, that's the end of my words! "Guanyin's mood is no longer emotional. The language has also become dull, and the speaker is clearer and the listener is clearer.

"Then it's Hua Tuo's turn now, right?" God said, "Let them all tell the truth of their sin, as well as the fact that they have not sinned." ”

"God, what if the Queen Mother hasn't finished speaking?" Bao Duo said.

"You just let Hua Tuo talk about it briefly." God said.

"Yes! Then Hua Tuo said. Bao Duo said.

"I don't care, this is going to talk about Helen, but it's still a girl's house, isn't that embarrassing?" Hua Tuo wanted to use this to pull flowers, but in fact, he was ashamed to say it.

Bao Duo listened to God and looked at God, and saw that God didn't make a sound, and he didn't dare to let it go, considering that this was doing a more serious thing, he had to put himself objectively and treat it more fairly.

"If you think you can leave Helen out of it, you can use it flexibly without mentioning Helen." Bao Duo said.

"In fact, I have long coveted Helen, the number one beauty in the world. It was when I went to save the sun god Helius that when I saw her for the first time, she planted the root of my thoughts.

At that time, Helen had just revealed the prototype of the future beauty, although it was only a prototype, but if it was not a kind of life form in which people were equal, such as a dish, or something specially designed for human consumption, it would be the most rare at that time.

When I was healing the sun god, I saw her squatting on the ground at the door and sprinkling N on me, I was a little scared at first sight, but I found that she smiled, which means that she can let me see, just like let me enjoy a beautiful scenery. I saw that there was no one around, so I fixed my eyes and took a look. Judging from my years of medical experience, she has reached the early stage of development. I thought to myself, if people don't have a kind of embarrassment, or more trouble than embarrassment......

On reasoning, this matter is just thinking about it, and it must be a passing cloud.

After we revived the sun god, what I thought of was to go home, to return to the land of the Central Plains, unless I would see the world's first beauty squatting in front of me again in a dream.

Goose! The world is difficult to learn, I don't know who came up with a strange idea, saying that the sun god stopped halfway to transport the sun to get Leda, and committed the heavenly rule, which should have been a capital crime, and the high god realm is a family, so as to avoid the death penalty and marry Eris as a wife, because her woman is very ugly, and the beautiful man and ugly woman offset the capital crime.

This was almost the case. Suddenly, the Queen Mother came out to plead, crying that the sun god was her son. Goose, the sun god knew that the queen mother was his protective goddess, so he refused to marry the ugly girl Eris as his wife.

I don't know who added another bad idea. Say that this Eris is really too ugly, look at the plastic surgery, add a little more beauty, just like a person who eats, add some sugar to him. It's finally been punished.

At first, they said that if they sent it to Korea, Eris would have to pay half of it himself, and the gods would make up half of it. But Eris cried that because he was very ugly, no one would be able to earn money when he went to work, and he couldn't afford to pay a penny.

At this time, a third bad idea came to me, saying that I would come and give Eris plastic surgery. It's so good that I have a beautiful picture with me with me, and it is also a model for plastic surgery for girls, including all the beauties in the Central Plains.

I spread out the beautiful book and set it aside, looking at the picture as I cut Eris's face with a knife.

I'll wait for the sky to eat. If you want to do it, do it a little bit. Goose, suddenly someone said that they can't be too beautiful, saying that this will cause a bad impact, and if they commit a capital crime, they can also marry a beautiful woman, which will cause people in society who can't marry a wife to break the law, and the more they commit a capital crime, the more they will marry a beautiful woman.

Didn't you run into a ghost, at the beginning, both sides of the face were used with good R on the P share, and the two faces were very beautiful.

Finally decided to tear off one side and put one side with the inside of the thigh. Saying that this piece of skin is not good-looking, it can make it a beautiful woman on one side and an ugly girl on the other. On the side of the beautiful woman is to let Eris live a happy life, and on the side of the ugly woman is to let the person who has committed a capital crime have a punishment in it. That is, the beautiful male sun god Helius. This can be said not to be an idea, but rather a decision.

When I peeled Eris's inner thigh, I only made a slight bit of a heavy knife and severed an artery leading to B. What to do? This called Zeus, the king of heaven, to the scene, because Eris is the daughter of Zeus, the king of heaven, and Zeus is in charge of this matter. If you don't call him to something, something big is really unacceptable.

Who knew that as soon as the king Zeus came to the operating room, he didn't care whether Eris lived or died, and he saw the beauty on the plastic surgery model at a glance. This includes Xi Shi, which includes all four beauties. To say something unpleasant, he was like a bull grazing in the spring and smelled the cow's b's estrus and loved all the beauties in this book very much.

Men's beauty of women is not to say who is a hooligan and who is a righteous gentleman, in fact, how can there be a righteous gentleman in the world, is it that the person who lacks physiology is a righteous gentleman, and is it a righteous gentleman who has not grown a few years?

When most hooligans fuck girls, they only obey a few times when the conditions are so bad that it is difficult to turn off the fire. If it can be divided into categories, the crime is determined by the woman, and the woman sees that she has money and goes to the hotel with her. This is a matter of agreement, not guilty. When the poor ghost does not agree, he is told to do it. You think this is a hooligan?

Everything is said well, and wealth is not exposed. I want to say, everything is well said, and Mei Mo shows her legs.

As someone said, putting a grain of sand at the source of the water can change the direction of the river.

Everything that happens to us here today is that two grains of sand are misplaced, causing two rivers to go to the mountains, which are bound to leave a mark in history, or leave a stench for thousands of years, or go down in history!

The first grain of sand is someone else's business, so let's not mention it for now.

What is the first grain of sand? It was Zeus, the king of heaven, who saw the reference beauty picture I used for plastic surgery. At that time, he secretly told me that when he finished the task at hand, he asked me to take him to the Central Plains to get rid of all these sisters. Zeus, the king of heaven, likes to call beautiful girls and calls her sister. I asked him why? He said that this is more affectionate, which shows that Zeus, the king of heaven, has a special love for the beauties of the world. Speaking of this, Hua Tuo raised his eyes and looked at the Heavenly King, afraid that if he overspoken, he would embarrass the Heavenly King Zeus. Goose! I happened to see the king Zeus praising him for saying well, saying that he was domineering to all the beauties in the world, and saying the self-esteem of a king (as far as people's self-esteem is concerned, if you want to say to a king that this person is honest, he will be angry to death.) And when someone hears that others say that he is not honest, they will also be angry. Because everyone has a different understanding of honesty, you say I'm honest, you're laughing at me, otherwise why should I be honest? And someone, you say that he is not honest, he fights to the death with you. )。

"Later, there were several times when I wanted to slip away alone, so as not to take him to the Central Plains in the future, just like a countryman who went into the city and brought back a hooligan, and let his mother and sisters C, and then let the girl in the whole village with a little beauty also let him all be like chopsticks to fry tofu, what kind of sin did I make?

Hell, I was completely put under house arrest by Zeus, the king of heaven, until he finished his errand and took me * with him to get all the beauties in the book. Among them, there are also things that he can't get from Zeus, the king of heaven, because some beauties are protected by powerful forces. For example, Xi Shi was stuck to death by Qin Shi Huang.

Although Zeus, the king of heaven, is the king of heaven, and it is okay if he wants to be brute, the consequence may be that the first half of the night is used with eggs Cb, and the first half of the night (the second half of the night. You have to feed the fish with eggs. Why? Isn't it just that there is a sky outside the sky? In the first half of the night, he bruised C that should not have been C, and as soon as God told him, God sent someone in the middle of the night, or Jesus, to cut off a few of his bs and throw them into the sea, isn't this feeding the fish? Speaking of this, Hua Tuo is in trouble again, I don't know if this makes them sound good? Looking up, both Zeus and God are saying that this is reasonable, and there is a meaning that it must be said in this way. Both the king and God are laughing, and J laughs and can see that this is not. This is to praise Hua Tuo's oratorical talent.

"The so-called kings are all called kings by being the first, if you can only call the second in a certain place, can you be the king? Zeus, the king of heaven, is the first in the divine realm, so he is very sensitive to the first, just like all the girls in the world, the girls of the Virgo constellation, because of the sensitivity brought by this word, so that this kind of girl has a lot of self-awareness to protect herself from messing around for the first time!

The self-consciousness of Zeus, the king of heaven, is to take C to the first beauty as self-consciousness. This made him kneel down and beg me many times, saying that I must help him get the first beauty of the East into his crotch.

Because Xi Shi, the king of the four beauties, was guarded by Qin Shi Huang with heavy troops. In the absence of a choice, the Heavenly King Zeus had several times wanted to directly beat Qin Shi Huang to death with thunder and lightning. This, in turn, made me kneel down and beg Zeus, the king of heaven, not to hurt himself for a while, saying that it was easy to kill Qin Shi Huang with thunder and lightning, but all the gods in the Central Plains had to sue God, and then you could still keep these two and a half inches? God must cut it and throw it into the sea! (To be continued.) )