Chapter 131: The Embarrassment of Taking a Bath
After getting into the car, Lin Xueshuo started the electronic navigation system, Shen Han was happy, fastened his seat belt and began to doze off, in fact, it was a fake sleep, this guy was thinking, should he wait for the car to drive to a certain remote section, and do a poetic thing with this girl.
As for Lin Xueshuo, his heart is also up and down, this damn Shen Han, he is active enough, but why does he act lukewarm? Is it self-inflicted, or is this bastard trying to get away with it......
"In the village before, did you have any good matches?" Finally, Lin Xueshuo couldn't help but break the silent atmosphere, she had already thought about it, if Shen Han's answer was yes, she would kick him out of the car immediately.
"Nope!" Shen Han didn't know Lin Xueshuo's fancy intestines, and he narrowly avoided it.
"So, didn't you look for it?" Lin Xueshuo was secretly happy in her heart, when she suddenly became emotional about Shen Han, she already had a faint intention in her heart not to marry him. Once the emotions that have been imprisoned for many years explode, it is simply overwhelming.
"Looking?" Shen Han hooked the corners of his mouth and played with the taste, "Xiaohe Village is a small place where anyone can smell the whole village if they fart, and the poor are even more clanging, women don't bother to marry in the village, and the big men have to go to other places to buy wives." I don't know where the old drunkard got the girl this time, maybe she bought it too. ”
"Really?" Although Lin Xueshuo was surprised, she was not too shocked, this kind of thing of buying a wife is indeed common in poor places, she was stunned, and after a while, she asked tentatively, "Then if that girl is right, you are ready to marry home and be a wife?" ”
"Hehe, there are still some differences between me and the people in the village, even if it is not good, I will not buy a wife." Shen Han turned his head and looked at Lin Xueshuo's neckline, swallowed his saliva, this woman kept tempting herself, what kind of heart was An!
"Tell me about it." Lin Xueshuo turned his head and glanced at Shen Han, full of interest.
"This has something to do with my grandfather," Shen Han narrowed his eyes, and after a while, Shi Shiran said, "Although the old man is planting two acres of land in the countryside, the girl has no harvest all year round, but fortunately, he will go out if he can't sit still." ”
"Hehe, sounds interesting, your grandfather is in business?"
"It's a business, but it's all rootless...... Forget it, when you see the old drunkard, ask him in person! Shen Han didn't say anything interestingly, firstly, because he was afraid that Lin Xueshuo would tell the old man in front of him, and secondly, he was afraid that he would ruin the old man's reputation. Although it is said that the extortors are some corrupt officials and corrupt officials, in any case, it is always not very glorious to be lazy......
It takes four hours to take the bus, but by Lin Xueshuo's BMW, it is only more than two hours, and it is at the fork in the village. Although the speed was faster than he flew straight back, there was still some gap.
Lin Xueshuo gasped after seeing the fork in the road, she braked the car, turned her head to look at Shen Han, and said worriedly: "Why is it still this kind of road in your Xiaohe Village?" I remember it was said on the news that every village should be connected to a road. ”
Shen Han hooked the corners of his mouth and said with a smile: "There are policies and countermeasures, and the law clearly prohibits the sale of women." ”
"So, how far is it to get to your house?" Lin Xueshuo looked at the loess road in front of him, because it was late summer and early autumn, and the weather was dry, although the road was bumpy, it was not enough to be unable to pass the car.
"It's only twenty miles!" Shen Han thought for a moment and continued, "If you walk, you can get there in two hours at most. ”
Hearing that it was twenty miles, Lin Xueshuo breathed a sigh of relief, began to step on the accelerator, and cautiously stared at the uneven road in front of him. Although the shock absorber of the BMW sedan is quite practical, Lin Xueshuo, who has lived in the metropolis for a long time, is still drenched in sweat from the fierce bumps, and occasionally, the sound of the car's chassis rubbing against the loess can always be heard.
"No, no, no, I can't drive it." Lin Xueshuo's heart hurts so much, the car runs like this, and it is estimated that he will have to live for several years.
"It doesn't matter to me, if you think you can go down twenty miles, then turn around!" Shen Han estimated that Lin Xueshuo didn't have that courage, and while speaking, he had already rolled down the car window, took out a cigarette and lit it...
Sure enough, Lin Xueshuo thought about it, glanced at Shen Han fiercely, and said while driving carefully: "When you go back to Binhai, I'll drive, and you walk." ”
Twenty miles, the black and bright BMW car, tossed for half an hour, all the way over, Lin Xueshuo didn't know anything about the scenery on the side of the road, and when he saw the Xiaohe Village in Shen Han's mouth, this girl finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Xiaohe Village is indeed very remote, at the foot of a rolling mountain range, there are blue brick houses erected in a disorderly manner, opposite the village is a large rice field, the golden rice ears are slowly shining in the sunset, and the breeze rises, catching up with layers of golden waves...
At the moment, it is only half past six in the afternoon, and there is no cooking smoke in Xiaohe Village, but there are many villagers standing or squatting in the uneven rice fields. Without exception, everyone looked at the BMW Bridge car slowly driving on the country road with horrified eyes, and several bareback little boys were already starting to run towards the car quickly.
A peaceful and tranquil mountain village that naturally has its own unique vitality.
When the children got on the road, they waited on the side of the road for the bridge car to come slowly, but when the car passed them, they still ran after the car, and then drove past the car, and kept turning their heads to look at the man and woman in the car.
Lin Fugui, the village of Xiaohe Village, couldn't help it, he threw away the sickle in his hand, took out an inferior cigarette with a filter and put it in his mouth, and strode towards the path with his hands pinned behind his back.
Lin Fugui felt that in the entire Xiaohe Village, if anyone was qualified to talk to the people in the car, it was only himself. He pondered that there was no way out behind Xiaohe Village, and the other party had already found the wrong place, so he blindly ran into Xiaohe Village.
Lin Fugui took out the appearance of the village chief, pretended to stand in the middle of the road casually, and then said to a few babies: "Mother, study hard and take the university entrance examination, you have your own golden house, and you have what kind of jade." ”
Seeing that the other party was standing in the middle of the road, Lin Xueshuo had no choice but to stop the car and turn his head to look at Shen Han.
Seeing that it was the village chief, Shen Han just pushed the car door, took out a cigarette and handed it over, and greeted: "Uncle Fugui, is it you?" ”
"Huh!" Lin Fugui was taken aback when he saw that it was Shen Han, just now he had secretly looked at the woman in the car, fairy, her mother is even more beautiful than the woman in the New Year's painting, how can this kid get started? What's even more amazing is that people still have cars, which are turtle shells with four wheels! Stunned, Lin Fugui smiled oldly, stretched out his hand to pat Shen Han's shoulder, but hesitated, then shrank back, "Shen Han, I said a long time ago that you are capable, now you have a breath!" ”
"Uncle Fugui, where is it?" Shen Han turned his head and pointed at Lin Xueshuo, explaining, "That's my boss, now rich people are popular to come to the countryside to play in the mountains and rivers, this time I came back to see the old drunkard, she followed, and I just happened to hitchhike." ”
"So? You know, my second girl often talks about you. "Don't look down on the countrymen, to be honest, the countrymen are also shrewd, Lin Fugui feels that Shen Han can be so close to the rich, and it is estimated that it is not bad, so he will pave the way for his daughter first. If Shen Han is really promising, he is also famous for proposing marriage, if he is not promising, then this will be a smooth mouth...
Shen Han didn't bother to pay attention to Lin Fugui's little Jiujiu, and after a few polite words, he got into the car.
The old drunkard liked quiet, so he built his house at the end of the village, almost in the mountains, with three large tiled houses, the door overgrown with weeds and thorns, and two leafy grapefruit trees.
"Old drunkard, I'm back," Shen Han didn't pay attention to Lin Xueshuo after getting out of the car, and shouted straight into the house.
An old man in cloth clothes with gorgeous hair and a thin face, but full of energy, appeared at the gate, he squinted his narrow eyes, looked at Shen Han happily, and said with a smile: "Hahaha...... Bunny, I knew you wouldn't dare not come back. No, I'll keep the dishes and bowls for lunch until you come back and wash them. ”
"Hello grandpa." Lin Xueshuo tried his best to make himself look down-to-earth and generous, and greeted the old man politely.
"Hmm!" The old man glanced at Lin Xueshuo lightly, but his heart was not so calm. He asked Shen Han to go home on a blind date, but he didn't expect this kid to bring a woman back. What does this mean? Does this need to be explained? However, looking at Lin Xueshuo, who was generous and decent and beautiful, the old drunkard immediately expressed his satisfaction with Shen Han's aesthetics, especially this woman with boobs and buttocks, which means that she will have a baby in the future and have a lot of milk. I have to say that people of the age of an old drunkard have the same vision of picking a daughter-in-law as picking livestock.
The old drunkard coughed and said shamelessly, "That, you just came, and I don't have anything to greet you in this place, otherwise, you just go and wash the dishes first, and our grandfather and grandson are chattering." ”
Lin Xueshuo got goosebumps, what kind of hospitality is this?
"She can't find the kitchen, so I'd better come!" Shen Han smiled apologetically at Lin Xueshuo and rolled up his sleeves.
"No, I'll do it! You just came back, you really have to have a good chat with your grandfather," Lin Xueshuo was depressed, but she still adhered to the fine tradition of respecting the old and loving the young, and honestly went into the back room to find the kitchen.
In fact, Lin Xueshuo also wanted to know if the old man would talk to Shen Han about his own problems, and how Shen Han would answer.
However, the next thing made Lin Xueshuo very disappointed, the old and the young did not mention Lin Xueshuo at all, and the two talked about almost trivial things, fighting with each other. Later, when he said that he was interested, he actually talked about the widow of the Wang family, and the tone of the two of them was full of ambiguity and obscenity, and they almost didn't vomit blood on the spot.
"Hey, you're old and useless, when I was sixteen, I was lying on the adobe wall of her house and peeking at it, haha......"
"What do you know? Ginger is still old and spicy. Yesterday, just last night, when I was taking a bath in the reservoir, I drilled under the water with a fierce prickly and swam to the widow of the Wang family. ”
"Cough," Lin Xueshuo couldn't hold back any longer, God knows what will happen if the grandfather and grandson continue to talk about it, she coughed, and said with a straight face, "The bowl has been washed, if there is nothing else to do, let Shen Han take me out for a walk!" ”
"It's going to be dark soon, go out for a walk now, who's responsible for the snake bite?" The old man was not ashamed of the fact that he had just talked about the widow next door, he turned his head and glanced at Lin Xueshuo, leaning on the old man and selling the old way, "Girl, you have to follow the customs when you enter the countryside." ”
Lin Xueshuo opened his small mouth and stopped talking.
Fortunately, the old man did not embarrass Lin Xueshuo anymore, and after he picked up the cigarette case on the ground, he turned his head and went into the kitchen to prepare dinner.
"Why is your grandfather like this?" Lin Xueshuo walked to Shen Han's side and asked angrily.
Shen Han smiled and pulled over a bamboo chair for Lin Xueshuo to sit down, and said casually: "People are not old-hearted, nothing strange, right?" ”
Lin Xueshuo was just about to defend himself, but he saw that under the grapefruit tree not far from the door, several strangers were staring at him, and a bold bald boy actually threw a small pebble at his feet, and then turned his head and ran away.
Instinctively, Lin Xueshuo clamped her legs, feeling a little restrained, and she was even worried, will there be Diao people in this poor mountain and bad water?
Almost at night, the crowd of people watching the excitement finally dispersed, a crescent moon rose, and the peaceful and peaceful moonlight sprinkled all over the simple village, at this moment, Lin Xueshuo's mood was slowly cheerful with the silver moonlight.
Finally, Lin Xueshuo thought of a very important question, where did the bathroom come from in this place? It would be better if it was winter, but now it is early autumn, and besides, I drove to this Xiaohe Village by myself, and I was sweating.
"Shen Han," Hengzhi was to be solved, Lin Xueshuo could only bite the bullet and murmur in a low voice, "You guys...... You ......"
"What's wrong?" Shen Han's first feeling was that this girl was in a hurry, shameless, shameless...
"You...... Where do you bathe? Although it was night, the flush on Lin Xueshuo's face was still faint, charming and moving.
Bathe? Shen Han hesitated and said, "On a hot day, all the people of Xiaohe Village take a bath in the reservoir at the entrance of the village. However, if you find it inconvenient, I will boil you a basin of water at home. ”
"Convenient, why is it inconvenient?" Lin Xueshuo just felt that it was a little unnatural in a small village, but in fact, it was normal for girls in the metropolis to wear bikinis in bathing places or on the beach.
Shen Han didn't expect Lin Xueshuo to answer so neatly, he was stunned for a moment, and said, "Since that's the case, then let's leave now." ”
Lin Xueshuo hesitated, then stood up and went to the car to get a set of clothes. To be honest, she regretted coming to Xiaohe Village a little. But now she regrets it, it seems that it is too late, all she can do is to get up early tomorrow morning and hurry back to the beach.
Shen Han was in front and Lin Xueshuo was behind, and the two walked on the country paths, each with their own concerns. Lin Xueshuo was worried about whether someone would peek when he was taking a bath, but Shen Han was thinking about whether he should peek at it.
After walking for about five minutes, you can already hear the sound of many people playing and disturbing in the water, and as far as the eye can see, not far ahead, there is a pool of lake water, sparkling, shaken by the villagers of Xiaohe Village, stirring up a circle of waves.
Under the moonlight, you can clearly see the silhouette of the people on the riverside, as long as it is a man, he basically wears a pair of pants, and some children are simply bare-assed; As for the women, they are on the other side, but the distance from the men's bath is definitely not more than fifty meters, and most of those women are wearing only a pair of pants, and only a few are still wearing bras.
While taking a bath, the gentlemen looked at the white bodies not far away, and from time to time, they said a few smooth yellow jokes; As for women, they speak quietly, but occasionally there is always a coquettish smile.
Lin Xueshuo's face turned red to the base of his neck in an instant. Lin Xueshuo has arrogant capital, wearing a bikini on the warm beach, it can be said to show off, if in the eyes of this kind of countryman, exposing his body, it is simply an unforgivable shame!
Lin Xueshuo didn't mean to look down on people, but this kind of life was incompatible with her.
Lin Xueshuo did not go to the place where the woman was bathing, but walked in another direction. Shen Han knew it in his heart and felt a little guilty, so he honestly followed behind Lin Xueshuo and said with a wry smile: "I told you not to come." ”
"What am I doing here?" Lin Xueshuo suddenly felt very aggrieved, and asked angrily.
Shen Han really didn't know this, he was afraid that he would say the wrong thing, so he simply kept his mouth shut.
After walking a distance of almost two hundred meters, Lin Xueshuo looked back at the place where the people of Xiaohe Village were bathing, and saw that the picture under the night was very blurry, so he stopped and stood quietly next to the river bank with his head down.
"Otherwise, I'll pick you up later." Shen Han felt a little tricky, and said a word.
Lin Xueshuo didn't speak, his chest rose and fell very much, Shen Han really walked away, she was afraid, but if Shen Han didn't go......
"You have to swear, you are not allowed to peek, and you are not allowed to leave me fifty meters away," Lin Xueshuo dodged his feet, his eyes a little red.
"Since you said it, then don't read it." Shen Han was telling the truth, he wanted to go and take a shower on the side, but he was worried that in case the boring head that wasn't long-sighted bumped over, he thought about it, as long as he decided to give Lin Xueshuo the wind.
Next to the riverbank, there was a barren mountain that had not yet been cultivated, Shen Han turned around, walked about forty meters, and lay down next to a bush, looking up at the starry starry sky.
Is Lin Xueshuo really playing with himself? Shen Han asked himself, he felt that if Lin Xueshuo was really interesting to him, then she was worthy of herself, it would be more than enough...
Next to the riverbank, Lin Xueshuo turned his head to look around, but he didn't see Shen Han's shadow, hesitated for a moment, this girl mustered up her courage, and slowly untied her coat with trembling hands.
Under the moonlight, a delicate face, a pair of snow-white slender legs slowly stepped into the water. Lin Xueshuo squatted down, tested the water temperature, and walked slowly and cautiously towards the water...
Coveting the coolness of the river water and the sober earthy smell that came to his nose, Lin Xueshuo tossed in the lake for more than half an hour before he went ashore satisfied. It's just that when she lifted the plastic bag containing the change of clothes, she hesitated.