Chapter 132: Pretending to be a talent
Seriously, in such an open-air place, naked, it's shameful to think about.
The girl raised her eyes and looked around, and saw that there was a barren mountain in front of her, and there were many shrubs, and after thinking about it, she could not care about the danger of being bitten by a snake, so she tiptoed to carry her clothes, looked at the soles of her feet, and walked towards the mountain.
To Shen Han's horror, Lin Xueshuo actually walked directly opposite him, yes, directly opposite.
Under Shen Han's unprepared panicked gaze, Lin Xueshuo lost the last bit of restraint on his body.
The pair of snow-white plump stood proudly, and proudly tilted upwards in an arc. Under the hazy moonlight, the perfect figure like a gourd-shaped figure made Shen Han's heart rise to his throat. Seriously, at this moment, he was so horny that he couldn't wait to knock Lin Xueshuo down on the spot.
However, Shen Han is not the kind of man who only knows how to think with his lower body, at least at this moment, he can restrain himself. In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Shen Han did not speak, and opened his eyes wide.
This is what you sent to the door, and you don't look at it in vain. Although he has divine sense, it is easy to peek at a woman's body. But taking the initiative to peek and the other party letting you see it should be two different concepts.
Although this kind of thinking is a bit self-defeating.
Lin Xueshuo didn't know that this girl was not even in a hurry to get dressed, but looked down at her body very narcissistically. Then he unhurriedly found a pair of small white shorts and lifted one leg to put them on.
When Lin Xueshuo raised his legs, Shen Han almost spurted out a nosebleed.
After Lin Xueshuo changed his clothes. After carefully checking up and down, he felt that there was no problem, so he pinched his throat and shouted Shen Han.
Shen Han had already changed places, and after hearing Lin Xueshuo's shout, he still pretended to say, "Is it finished washing?" β
"Hmm." Lin Xueshuo muttered and didn't move.
"Let's go back, then." Shen Han's mind was still churning about the scene just now, and he even forgot what he was doing.
"Go back? You don't wash it? Lin Xueshuo reminded softly.
Shen Han smiled awkwardly, fortunately, it was difficult to see his expression clearly in the night, he nodded at Lin Xueshuo, playing with taste: "I don't have as many rules as you, when I take a bath, you can stand anywhere, and if you want, you can help me rub my back." β
"Ah......" Before he finished speaking, Lin Xueshuo's hand reached under Shen Han's armpit and pinched him fiercely, causing Shen Han to cry out in pain.
When the two went home, the old man was sitting alone at the table of eight immortals, drinking a little wine.
"Bunny, didn't peek at her, did you?" As if thinking of something, the old man turned his head to look at Lin Xueshuo, "I mean the widow of the Wang family." β
Lin Xueshuo's little face was flushed, and he glanced at Shen Han with a look of help.
Shen Han pulled a bench and put it next to the table, and after letting Lin Xueshuo sit down, he helped Lin Xueshuo make a bowl of rice, and then sat down opposite the old man and filled himself with a bowl of rice wine.
Due to Lin Xueshuo's presence, the grandfather and grandson chatted not very happily, especially when it came to sensitive topics, which always stopped abruptly.
Lin Xueshuo was very interested, or she didn't want to stay in front of her grandparents and grandchildren longer, so she chewed wax and plucked two small bites of rice, then got up and said go out for a walk, and then ran into the BMW car alone in a daze.
After Lin Xueshuo left, the old drunkard raised his eyebrows at Shen Han: "Daughter-in-law? β
"Possibly." Shen Han chewed the chicken leg in a big gulp and said absentmindedly.
"Yes, yes, no, no. If it doesn't work, I'll ask Sister-in-law Wang to introduce a girl to you. β
"Well, he is." Shen Han was really scared of this old drunkard.
The old drunkard smiled, showed a **** expression and asked, "Did you sleep?" β
"Nope."
The old drunkard slapped Shen Han's head: "Then don't hurry up and work hard, let's talk about it when we sleep!" β
Shen Han wanted to cry without tears.
After drinking for thirty years and cooking for five flavors, the old drunkard finally burped with satisfaction, and shook a big fan into the ear room to rest.
Lin Xueshuo saw Shen Han come out, rolled down the window, and said angrily: "Finished drinking?" β
I have never seen such a grandson, the guests came from afar, and they actually shut the guests out.
"The old drunkard has that temper, and he will get used to it in the future," Shen Han laughed with.
"Backwards? Do you still want to have a future? I'll be back to the beach tomorrow morning. Lin Xueshuo was angry, and after a while, she lost her confidence, she quickly glanced up at Shen Han, and said softly, "Tonight, I'm ...... Where to sleep? β
"Don't worry! I sleep in a room with an old drunkard, and you sleep in a room alone, but the conditions are a little harder. β
Sleeping alone? The windows of this house are made of wood, who knows if there will be any people in this village who break into the windows in the middle of the night, she has kung fu, but after all, she is a woman, afraid of insects and snakes and the like.
Lying on the simple bamboo bed, Lin Xueshuo, who was used to sleeping on Simmons mattresses, felt a pain all over his body, and couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning, so he had to open his eyes wide, look at the bright moon outside the window, and listen to the insects outside.
After waking up the next day, Shen Han finally did his best to be a landlord and led Lin Xueshuo to the back mountain for a walk, but Lin Xueshuo's endurance was limited, and after wandering around for half an hour, the exhaustion of his body had already driven away the Yaxing who was playing.
I wanted to go back to the beach at noon, but this girl thought about it, rolled up her sleeves, and entered the kitchen generously.
The old man finally took the initiative to say hello to Lin Xueshuo.
"Girl, if the rabbit cub dares to bully you, go home and tell grandpa sΓΉ, see if I don't get it, he can't tell the difference between southeast and northwest."
Lin Xueshuo's face was crimson, his ears were hot, and he was busy lowering his head and brushing the pot vigorously. Looking at the meaning of Old Man Lin's words, it seems that he regards himself as his granddaughter-in-law? Lin Xueshuo was a little pleased, but a little angry. I was glad that I had been recognized by the old man, and I was angry that I seemed to be a little too worthless, so I fell in love with Shen Han in a daze.
As if he had seen through Lin Xueshuo's thoughts, the old man stood behind Lin Xueshuo, smiling triumphantly, thinking, hehe! Don't be unwilling, when I was young, it was a smiling and proud flower, how could the kid I brought out be bad?
Lin Xueshuo was empathetic and knew that it was not easy for the two of them to get together once, so although she was not used to living in Xiaohe Village, she still stayed one more night.
Early in the morning of the third day, she and Shen Han left to return to Binhai.
There was nothing to say all the way, and when Lin Xueshuo's BMW car was parked in the Huaxia Martial Arts Alliance, it was already time for a lunch break. After Shen Han and Lin Xueshuo had dinner in the company cafeteria, the female workaholic rushed back to her office non-stop.
When Han Ziqi, the old fox, heard that Shen Han had returned to the company, he immediately came to Shen Han with a bag of good tea, and said with a smile: "Xiao Shen, I haven't seen you for a while, where can I go to make a fortune?" Dude, I miss you strangely. β
Shen Han was horrified by Han Ziqi's laughter, but he still smiled shyly and said, "Go out, fool." When I came back this time, I found that Lao Qi gave me a big gift, this office is doing well, I like it. β
"If you like it, come, I have good tea here, let's drink it well."
The two of them had been talking for a while, and they had just finished drinking a few cups of tea when the office door was suddenly pushed open. The one who came in turned out to be a small-eyed fat man with a famous brand all over his body, this person Shen Han is no stranger, he is the Zhang Gongzi who was with Xing Xiaoang when Shen Han was in Jinyu Heaven, Zhang Ming.
"Who, you? Come in and don't say hello? Someone pushed the door in without saying hello, which made Han Ziqi very unhappy. He habitually wanted to reprimand the other party, but once he thought about it, this was in Shen Han's office, if it was Shen Han's important friend, wouldn't he offend people if he reprimanded him like this? So before he had time to scold in the second half, he swallowed it back.
"Rub, who are you?" Zhang Ming glanced at Han Ziqi, "Don't talk too much, like a piece of wood...... No, pile it up there quietly for Lao Tzu like a piece of, otherwise, Lao Tzu will beat you no one, or! β
Being scolded like this in his own territory, Han Ziqi's nose was about to be crooked. Since Shen Han didn't say anything, he didn't bother to worry about it anymore. Han Ziqi looked behind Zhang Ming, there was no entourage now, he estimated the size of the fat man, and felt that if he really wanted to do it, he would not suffer a loss. So he stood up and said to Zhang Ming: "I am Han Ziqi, the chairman of this company, what did you just say?" Say it again and give it a try. β
"I'll rub!" Zhang Ming stretched out his fat palm, ready to give Han Ziqi a slap.
Han Ziqi also opened his posture, he took a step back, looked at the fat man vigilantly, and also had an idea in his heart, to teach this fat pig who didn't know the height of the sky and said 'I'll rub' at every turn. Although he is a pampered chairman, he runs his own martial arts gym, and he has learned two tricks.
Shen Han stood up at this time, waved his hand at Han Ziqi, and then turned his face to Zhang Ming and chuckled, "Zhang Gongzi? You didn't come here to find fault, did you? β
Zhang Ming didn't bother with Han Ziqi, to be honest, he didn't take Han Ziqi in his eyes yet. Seeing Shen Han speak, Zhang Ming was overjoyed, and hurriedly took out a panda brand cigarette from his trouser pocket, took out one and handed it over, and said with a smile: "Brother, I'm looking for you so hard!" Since the last time I was in Jinyu ......" Zhang Ming seemed to think of something, hurriedly stopped, turned his head to look at Han Ziqi, and said unhappily, "I'll wipe it, Lao Tzu didn't beat you because of Shen Han's face, do you really plan to treat yourself as a pile of and not leave?" β
"Lao Qi, this is my friend, I'm a little anxious, why don't I find you for tea another day?" Shen Han hurriedly made a round.
Han Ziqi's face turned blue and white for a while, and he turned around and walked out of the office. After going out, he saw two men in black suits with round waists and thick necks standing outside.
What is the origin of this fat man surnamed Zhang? Han Ziqi was curious in his heart.
Regarding Zhang Ming's identity, Shen Han didn't know, after he sat down, he nodded at Zhang Ming and said with a smile: "Zhang Gongzi, if I'm not mistaken, I've already made it clear in Jinyu Heaven." β
"Of course you're not mistaken, I must be mistaken!" Zhang Ming waved his hand, "Let's go, go to the Golden Jade Paradise, brother, I'll treat you." β
"How's that going to work? I still have to go to work! Shen Han knew that Zhang Ming wanted to learn his own billiards skills.
"Go to work? What are you doing here? Zhang Ming learned from Huo Jinhua that Shen Han worked here, but as for the specific occupation, he didn't know much.
"I'm the martial artist of the pavilion here, to put it simply, I just want to deal with others kicking the hall."
Zhang Ming thought for a while, turned around and opened the door of the office, and shouted outside, "You two, in this tank today, if anyone dares to come here to make trouble, don't worry about anything, fight first." β
Shen Han saw that this little fat man was very interesting, and there was nothing to do with Hengzhi anyway, so he nodded and said, "That's okay, but I can say it first, only talk about women, and don't talk about anything else." β
"Refreshing, I like it!" Zhang Ming's eyes narrowed into a slit with a smile, and he thought to himself that as long as you have a hobby, I will satisfy you, and we have only one purpose, that is, to persuade you Shen Han to guide me and Xing Shao to play billiards.
In fact, whether it is Zhang Ming or Xing Xiaoang, both of them know very well that Shen Han's billiards skills have been deified.
Shen Han didn't expect Zhang Ming's two subordinates to give him a job, but it was difficult to resist his enthusiasm. After Shen Han and Zhang Ming left, Zhang Ming's two subordinates sat down in Shen Han's office conscientiously, and there was a looming edge in the calm eyes of the two.
Crown Hotel has a good reputation in the sea, and it is a local five-star hotel. Zhang Ming didn't have to think about it at all, and after getting in the car, he drove in the direction of the Crown Hotel.
"There are a group of new little girls stationed in the Crown Hotel, none of them are over twenty years old, wait a minute, I'll ask if there is a place, if it's not, we don't want it," Zhang Ming turned his head to look at Shen Han, and smiled mysteriously, "Do you have any special hobbies?" For example, Sister Hong Kong, flight attendant, Lori, model, Jin Yu Heaven and out-of-print twin nurses, as for third-rate stars or anything, I won't look for them. β
Sure enough, he is a gentleman, and even playing with women is so particular. Shen Han thought for a while, smiled evilly, and said, "This, are there any female policemen?" It's better to be a little more violent. β
"Rub, it's not that the female policemen are amazing, it's just that there are too few beautiful policemen, and if there are one or two beautiful ones, they will already be tasted, I'm afraid it's not easy to find." Zhang Ming said with a serious face.
Shen Han smashed his mouth and said indifferently, "Really? Forget it, the twin nurses, ahem...... I just wanted them to give me a massage. β
"I know, I know, I can relax my muscles and invigorate my blood! If you're happy, you can also exercise your waist, do a piston exercise or something. β
About half an hour later, the two guys sat in the presidential suite at the Crown Hotel, pushing glasses to a table full of food and wine. Two innocent and lovely-looking, wearing white nurses' clothes and white nurse hats, stood behind Shen Han, carefully and gently pinching Shen Han's shoulders and beating his back, and from time to time, rubbing the twin peaks on Shen Han's back with the twin peaks on his chest.
"Brother, come on, come on, this is the wild mother king, nourish yin and replenish yang, and when you do things, you will have to be a pillar of optimus." Zhang Ming was open-mouthed, and while speaking, he deliberately glanced at the two nurses behind Shen Han with ambiguous eyes, and then looked back at Shen Han, "Brother, let's talk about it first, you have to wear a condom, these two are a pair of canaries that my brother raised with all his heart." β
Fat people raised at home? Shen Han lost interest when he heard this, he smiled quietly, and said, "I made it very clear in the car, looking for the two of them, just for me to massage, don't worry, I don't have this special hobby." β
Zhang Ming breathed a sigh of relief, hurriedly snorted, and said with a smile: "What are you talking about?" β
Seeing that Zhang Ming's expression was a little wrong, Shen Han frowned slightly and said, "What?" Still thinking about playing billiards? β
"This, although my brother also likes to play two strokes, but to be honest, my brother is still a little self-aware, I want your kind of technique, even if you are willing to teach, my brother can't learn it," Zhang Ming hesitated, and stopped talking.
"Oh?" Shen Han looked at Zhang Ming with interest, "What is the matter with that Zhang Gongzi looking for me?" β
"Hey!" Zhang Ming sighed, then waved his hand, and after the two nurses left, he smiled self-deprecatingly, "Brother, you don't look like a person in the world, and I'm not afraid of my brother seeing jokes." Xing Shao is the young master of the four great Tianzi families in Huaxia, and everyone in our circle knows Xing Shao's energy. Xing Shao and I are very good friends, although we are so-called fox friends and dog friends between the gentlemen, but it is very tasteful. β
Shen Han took out a cigarette, lit it, and took a light puff.
"It's just that I accidentally touched Xing Shao's scales, Xing Shao has a younger sister who is the pearl of the Xing family. To put it mildly, it is afraid of falling out of it in your hand, and you are afraid of melting it in your mouth. Zhang Ming turned his head to look at Shen Han and continued, "It's a pity that his sister is terminally ill, and the fragrance will be lost soon. β
Speaking of this, even this obscene fat man showed an embarrassed expression on his face: "God is jealous!" β
"What does this have to do with you looking for me?" There are many women around Shen Han who can have stories, and they are not interested in this pearl of the Xing family in the fat man's mouth.
"I accidentally said something about his sister in front of Xing Shao, which caused Xing Shao to be angry, I thought I wouldn't be able to live," Zhang Ming shook his head and smiled bitterly, "But as a result, I was not hurt, I knew that Xing Shao regarded me as a friend." β
"So in order to repay Xing Shao, you came to me and asked me to teach him to play billiards?" Shen Han finally understood what was going on.
"So to speak."
Shen Han felt that this fat man's thinking was very strange, and he shook his head and asked, "Do you think I will agree?" β
"I'm just doing what I'm supposed to do, and as for what I can achieve, that's another story." This arrogant and domineering Zhang Gongzi actually began to pretend to play deep in front of Shen Han, he took out a cigarette, lit it, took a deep breath, and then looked at the smoke rising from the cigarette butt fixedly, it was really good to pretend to be forced, so deep.
Teach Xing Xiaoang to play billiards? Shen Han shook his head, not to mention Xing Xiaoang, all over the world, I am afraid that no one has learned that billiards technique yet, and that skill does not even conform to the principles of mechanics. He was an immortal cultivator, and he took the opportunity to use his cultivation to cheat.
Seeing that Zhang Ming was pretending to be forced, Shen Han was naturally not to be outdone, he sighed faintly, and said: "Zhang Gongzi, since you have all taken care of your heart, my brother will not be sloppy." It's not that I don't want to teach you to play billiards, it's just that this kind of realm requires talent. You will never understand how helpless and lonely I felt when I was ten years old and had no rivals in the billiards world around the world. β
Zhang Ming was in awe, with a face of hypocrisy.
"The master is lonely, lonely!" Shen Han's tone was vicissitudes, he shook his head, got up and staggered away, his back was lonely and cool. This guy was worried that he couldn't help laughing, and he walked more and more urgently, faster and faster, and after Zhang Ming came back to his senses, Shen Han had already left the room.
As soon as he came out, Shen Han laughed out loud, he was really a pretending talent.