532 Helen prophesied that the end of the world would be watery
"I didn't care about her, and he didn't care about me. 【Latest chapter reading. She's a saint, and I haven't been on her. Zeus, the king of heaven, was scolded by Athena so much that he had to tell about his love affair with Guanyin.
"What about the Queen Mother? It's been a long time, haven't you been playing with the world and evaporated? Athena said.
"It's useless for them here, it's hard for women to manage things between men, and besides, the queen mother is also a fool, and she doesn't kill gods when she does things!" Zeus, the king of heaven, was trying to cover these two women, although Guanyin left him, but thinking that this was his own chaos, and it was Xi Shi and the nine-tailed fox Daji, there was a sense of mutual tolerance here.
"It smells so bad, it stinks to death, so quickly order a truce for no time, and wait until the vultures are finished eating before considering going to war." Although Athena has engaged in some men, she is already a woman in terms of reasoning, and she doesn't care about anything that stinks and smells dirty, goose! She was still girlish, and she felt sick to death when she smelled a little stench.
Of course, this dirt is completely different from that, and this smell is completely different from that. Athena remembers that once when she was playing with Zhan Zhao, because Zhan Zhao was **** too long, and when she flipped it over, it was too sudden, and she choked Athena on the spot, because the dirt on Zhan Zhao's eggs was like the sewers of the city, and when the cleaner went down to clean it, he had to blow some air into it with an inflatable pipe first, otherwise the methane inside would poison people to death. The dirt on the eggs is more than ten times stronger than the poisonous gas in the sewers.
It took only a few seconds for Athena to go from the moment she smoked to the time she woke up. Before Zhan Zhao could find out, Athena saw that there was no washing around her, and it was difficult to touch it with her hands for a while, so she began to lick it with her tongue in a hurry.
In terms of reasoning, this must be shameful and smelly, but people live in the world to do things that they can do and things they can't do. For example, if you are a dentist, although you can be young and beautiful, you can be afraid of smell, when you go to work with people who come to treat your teeth, can you avoid being ashamed and smelly? People eat R, hide it in it and can't clean it, is this not smelly?
So Athena opened her mouth and licked it for her own happiness. Of course, this kind of licking has a kind of self-R self-fragrance in it. If it weren't for Zhan Zhaomei's man, this kind of licking would stink people to death. The goose, because of its handsomeness, is fragrant. In the same way, it is the same with men, if it is an ugly woman, the ghost will lick it with his tongue. Goose, if it is beautiful and good, even if there is on the b, it will be eaten as sugar and sweet. Thinking of this, Athena pursed her lips and smiled.
"There is no truce, and when the vultures finish eating the dead bodies, they will come and announce the start of the war." Zeus, the king of heaven, said in a loud voice.
The will of the high gods instantly spread to the ears of all the high gods and all the generals, and the generals sent a message to their front-line troops, because if they did not withdraw from the battlefield immediately, there was a possibility of spreading the plague, and the troops were evil things, and once they got the plague, the whole army would be defeated without a fight.
The soldiers who died in battle on the first day began to stink and rot the next day, and this stench made the wind blow gently, and the vultures that smelled the stench flew happily with the stench like children for the New Year, and in less than an hour they formed a cover for the sky. Some of them suddenly let out a miserable scream, like a person being choked by a ghost: it was gone with a croak.
This is the vulture of the cicada, like the woman of the village cicada, who heard that the car had overturned on the road, so she followed everyone to pick up things. The smart ones picked it up and went home without a break. I know that there is nothing in the world that is picked up casually. And the fools don't care so much, they are too little and not afraid of more, and they still squint their eyes. When I picked up so much that I couldn't take it, I put it on the road, and I was still picking it up, and 110 came and said who picked it up? She didn't open her eyes and took a look, so she followed bS and said: I picked it up, I can't take it, wait for my husband to take it home! Goose, your so-called home may be returning to a strange place today.
There are vultures and cicadas that are blind and eat indiscriminately, and they eat soldiers whose feet are only broken, and they will die, but it will take a long time. It may be so painful that you want to die sleeping in confusion, and the vulture wakes up in pain as soon as it pecks, and as soon as she stretches out her hand, she holds the vulture's neck, and as soon as she exerts force, the vulture screams and whimpers.
Anyway, there are always dead ghosts in the world, the same business, the same to open a carton factory, everyone has made a windfall home, there are people who have no return, that is, they should arrive home in the morning, they have to hide in the grave at the entrance of the village and wait for late at night before secretly returning home, isn't it just a tattered and afraid of seeing people?
This vulture is like this, fate plays tricks on people, other vultures are happily celebrating the New Year, and some even choose people's eyes to eat, they also believe in people's nonsense, and they eat what they make up. Because birds have good eyes, they can find food.
Then there is a long tide in the sea at night, so that it is the turn of the vultures to celebrate the New Year and the fish and shrimp are overwhelmed by the tide, and the bald birds eat the rest, and finally they are swept away by the fish and shrimp.
No matter how many people die in the world, the sun will also rise in the east on a new day. Genghis Khan really regarded his maid as Helen, but he didn't dare to touch his son too hard, for fear that once he could touch it, he would really become the world's first beauty Helen, because as we all know, Helen's Naizi, the world's first beauty, is the most upright and out of the attraction of the earth.
"Your Majesty, you have played with me n times, this is all P shares basking in the sun, we still have to leave a little spirit to dance! Just under the sun, let them all come and see, I am the number one beauty in the world, Helen. The maid said delicately.
"This world is really strange, if you are not the first beauty in the world, how beautiful can the world's first beauty Helen be? Is it still so beautiful that you can't put a b on your mouth? "Genghis Khan thought that the beauty of the maid had reached its peak, and that if there was a transcendent, it would become ugly, like a diamond, and if it exceeded its due luminosity, it was glass, and it was worthless.
Genghis Khan and his maid arrived as scheduled and began to dance as a pas de deux on a high jumping stage. At the same time, a lot of rumored soldiers were arranged, pretending to be ghosts and pretending to be crazy and stupid, and said nonsense that this is Helen, the number one beauty in the world, and said it clearly.
Because of the division of the war, the Central Plains and Greece are opposites, and they are the two major factions in the world, so Lida allowed Li Yuanfang to return to Di Renjie's side. Just as the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea ended, Li Yuanfang was not left by a North Korean woman as a husband and secretly raised in a pigsty.
"Yuan Fang, do you think this is true?" Di Renjie said with small steps with his hands back.
"If Genghis Khan agreed to Leda's request to help his mother-in-law defeat Sparta, this woman may really be the number one beauty in the world, Helen." This is a b-call, answering the question with assumptions and ifs.
"Can you go to Leda and see Helen with her mother?" Di Renjie said.
"This may be a trap adult, this matter should be let Lu Bu and Xiang Yu, or Qin Shi Huang take the initiative, we can't turn over again." Li Yuanfang decided to retreat.
"We can't sit still, we have to find a way to muddy the water, and let Lu Bu, Xiang Yu and Qin Shi Huang do it. Or let them unite against Genghis Khan, let them all fight to the death, and then we will find a way to get a hand out of it. "Di Renjie is old and doesn't give up, and wants to have a heroic ****.
"Playing with fire**, can you think of who the final winner of this fight is?" Li Yuanfang said.
"In my opinion, no one is a winner. Lu Bu is brave and unscrupulous. Xiang Yu is resourceless and brave. Qin Shi Huang couldn't fight Genghis Khan, but Genghis Khan didn't ......" Di Renjie couldn't say why.
"My lord, Genghis Khan didn't have anything?" Li Yuanfang wanted to know what Di Renjie was going to say next.
"I haven't established a relatively deep relationship with Zeus, the king of heaven, and I haven't mastered the resources of beautiful women. For example, Shih Tzu is not in his hands, which is a prerequisite for Zeus, the king of heaven. Di Renjie is analyzing and researching.
"What do you mean, the woman Genghis Khan is playing with at this time is not Helen?" Li Yuanfang said.
"It's the same as the syphilis scandal. At that time, when Lu Bu won Helen's battle, the king of heaven wanted to keep Helen for Xi Shi's bC, so he spread rumors that Helen had syphilis on B, which made Lu Bu disgusted and gave up his right automatically.
At this time, Genghis Khan thought of this trick again, and this is to call the soldiers not to get tired of deceit. Regardless of the effect, there is a kind of play first, regardless of whether it is useful or fraudulent. Di Gong said.
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"Heavenly King, this is your mistake, I said okay to exchange Xi Shi for the world's first beauty Helen, you also agreed, now why let Genghis Khan **** an egg?" Qin Shi Huang came to ask for someone from the Heavenly King.
"Don't worry, the emperor, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. You want C to be the first beauty in the world, I understand, both are heroes in the world, and they all want to use beauties to show their skills. He Genghis Khan had just arrived, so why did I give him my daughter? "Zeus, the king of heaven, is also called Emperor Qin Shi Huang, who eats people with a soft mouth and short hands, and all gods and ghosts and immortals in the world are the same.
"But it's already blowing outside, can this be fake?" Qin Shi Huang was really unwilling, and spent a lot of effort, in addition to looking at the first beauty in the world, Helen's B, or by checking Helen's syphilis on B, he didn't even touch it, and he died unjustly.
Hua Tuo became Xu Shu at this time and entered Cao Ying, sitting in a corner for a long time without saying a word, without others saying, he himself was treating himself as a dish of rat medicine. Qin Shi Huang thought that there was still something to do here, so he said to Hua Tuo: "Why don't you say a word, can't you think of a word?" Your generation of miracle doctors will heal the dead, but the living will make you incurable? ”
In front of the Heavenly King Zeus, Hua Tuo was speechless, and after Qin Shi Huang said this, Hua Tuo stood up and said on the grounds that Qin Shi Huang was blaming him for not speaking: "If it weren't for Qin Shi Huang blaming me for not speaking, I really don't want to say anything." Now you are a husband and a mother-in-law, and I will be your daughter-in-law in the middle, and whoever you say will offend whomever you say. ”
Hua Tuo was still looking at the face of the King of Heaven when he said this, and the King of Heaven knew Hua Tuo's troubles, so he said sympathetically: "Mr. Hua Tuo can say whatever he wants, this is already a mess, and it doesn't hurt to talk nonsense." ”
"Why don't you gather all the participants to go to Genghis Khan's sea ship and take Leda and Helen with you, won't it be clear whether it's true or not." Hua Tuo finally made a move.
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"Hurry up, hurry up and go to confront me, it's not clear, the woman in Genghis Khan's **** is the same as Helen, I also went to see it myself." Athena was sent to take Leda to her for a medical check-up.
"Mom, do you want to slap your face?" It is the meaning of makeup, and Helen uses the language of a child, commonly known as slapping the face.
"Ask your sister Athena." Lida was busy putting a handful of N first, because she was drinking porridge in the morning, and it would be difficult to solve this problem first and wait until she reached the man's country, and taking off her pants casually made people think that she was an instant noodle.
(I originally wanted to write a convenient sister-in-law, goose, and an instant noodle when typing, which can also change this language, and use instant noodles to describe the woman's bohemianism, which is just in line with this fast food!) )
"It's better to put on makeup, as a woman, you can do without anything, and you must go out and put on makeup. Because you put on makeup before going out every day, if you don't put on makeup this time, people will recognize you as a fake as soon as you go out, and you will be lost in the first place. Athena said.
Helen squatted outside the door. Just get to the foot of the wall! Mom Lida said.
"Mom, I don't have N, and I don't drink porridge in the morning. Besides, just go outside the door NN, if a man walks by here, he will look at b! Helen smiled at Athena when she said this, meaning that I had left my mother speechless.
"You're going to die if you don't mess around? Go quickly, you will naturally have N when you squat, and when you get to where there is N, you will really be watched by men b and leave. Leda was still talking at NN.
Women are women, she is as tall as a buffalo, who knows how many bowls of porridge she drank in the morning, and her mother Lida has been NN three times and is not finished. The first time I went up against the current full P shares, and my calf was full of a boot. The second time, like waiting for the self-determination of the Yellow River Garden Estuary, flooded seven provinces and eight counties, and also went upstream, filling a boot with another calf. The third revolution had nowhere to flow, and tens of thousands of ants were drowned on the ground.
"Mom, your hands are good, I'm afraid that you won't wash your hands in the future?" Daughter Helen said, and at the same time laughed half to death.
"The short b-son is just going to vomit blood from maggots. If you see anyone NN going to wash their hands in the future, and if there is no water to drink in the world, you people who only care about your own hygiene will be blamed. While her mother Lida was putting on her daughter Helen's makeup, she said that it was normal for NN not to wash her hands in the future.
"Those of you who have a handful of yearbooks know the province, just like there are a lot of ghosts and corrupt officials who bury people, embezzle hundreds of millions of dollars and wear patched clothes. There are also some cicadas in the old B, and the son millionaire also went to the field to pick up the grass, and one of the old B was hit and killed by the harvester. Pit people.
How could my mother think of saving water, and not using more, in the future, people will be drowned by too much water! Blame me then? "Helen, the first beauty in the world, our prophet, the end of the world is when the earth is flooded.